Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers

Wal Mart is great…

but first… id like to explain how wal mart can be dangerious…

one thing you never wanna do when you go to fuckin walmart is wear sandals! No… i havent made this mistake ( id never show my toes to the world…. nor make tha fashion mistake of wearing sandals with socks ), but if anybody reading this shit thinks they might wanna take that hot trip to walmart with some flip flops on… let me explain why that shit is a bad idea.

Because muthafuckas who shop at walmart who have a shopping cart be fuckin people the fuck up!!

these muthafuckas do not CARE that there are other people in the fuckin store… they hit the corner with all kind of wreckless abandon! they fly down the isles like there arent other people walkin down them shits. they STOP in the middle of the isle… with thier gotdamn cart… and then some of the muhfuckas act all inconveinced ( sp lol damn ) when somebody else is browsing the isle and they gotta move thier fucking cart! but yea… anyway, the other day at walmart i saw this girl get her toes ran over at walmart… lol cant say i didnt laugh. but that aint the first time ive seen people get folded… ive seen people run into shit… damn near run into me ( but im hard to hit lol fuck that… i be on the look out ) run into little kids, you know them lil muhfuckas is only so tall… they be takeing all kind of cart to the head… that shit is the fuckin guts… they turn around looking at the cart rubbing thier head with tears in thier eyes n shit… reaching for thier parents or the person they came with. man lol

But Yea… Wal-Mart is great…

for alot of reasons…

cheap household shit… when you got your own spot… you find your self buying a buncha bullshit your parents used to buy when you lived at thier house, and now here you go… that same muthafucka in wal mart for a couple of hours trying to buy up shit for the house… when you used to fuckin HATE to be in that muthafucka for longer than 4 min when you was little… or maybe its just me…

but what i REALLY love walmart for… is the fuckin jokes!

man… i see some BULL… SHIT in walmart.

like one time… rj, syl, and my self was in walmart… and we seen a rastapire! well actually… i seen him first… and i had to show syl and rj… This fool… first off… we are in a lilly white part of town…and mostly white people shop at this walmart. And here goes this tall black dude… with dreadlocks… but! the sides was shaved… so in essence he had a flat top dreadlocks…. he had on plat form calf high boots… tight ass shinny leather pans… a VELVET SHIRT with ruffled cuffs! and it was a fucking V neck… and yes… the neck was ruffled too… basiclly… it was a stolen prop from interview with a vampire. and it gets worse… this muthafucka had on RED eyeliner on his fuckin eyebrows… he HAD NO HAIR ON HIS EYEBROWS tho… it was done is some werid ass design… i wish i could have stoped laughin to take a picture of this nigga… anyway… he had some werid lookin contacts in… and some fuckin fangs… and to make the murder complete… he had on pointy ears… yes… pointy fuckin ears… glued on to his ears to make them look pointy…

i was fuckin finished… that shit was tha guts…

and the other day… i was in a isle… and this big ass lady was waddling her ass along. all i saw was her moo moo and her lil ass head… first i look at the absolute HELL that she is putting on her ankles and feet… then i noticed… damn… this is a lot of denim… then… i see her hair blowing in the wind. and i had to think to my self… HUH? why in the fuck is her hair blowing?!?!!? am i blowed and dont realize that me and this enomious ass lady are running thru walmart??? ummm no…. so why is this muthafuckas hair blowing in the wind like this?!?! i just couldnt figure that shit out… well.. after 18 long ass min of waiting for her ass to give me some room to get by her humgous ass ( and the rest of her ) i discover that this bitch has a muthafuckin personal fan tied around her muthafuckin neck!!! i damn near passed out… i couldnt believe that shit. he was pantin n shit tired… walkin hella hella slow… with this fan to keep her cool i guess… mind you its like 60 degrees out side.

that shit was the guts…

i saw some other shit in walmart that day too… i cant remember what the hell it was tho.

oh… and we wont even comment on the old ass people who check your recepits at the door… i mean… what in the hell are they gonna do if they catch you trying to steal some shit? and another thing… these people are elderly… how in the hell do they stand at the fuckin door all day??? shit dont seem right to me lol

anyway… wal mart is great… especially the 24 hour ones… when youre SUPER fuckin bored… and very not sober… woooooo… man… that is some shit a muhfucka just has to experince for thier self!