At Least I Have Chicken…

a convo between me and max…

OJ: im going to smooke
OJ: i cant think lol
Max: lol dam
OJ: im starving lol
OJ: i cant even think
OJ: you know
OJ: as much as bruce bruce sweat on stage…
OJ: you would think he would have lost a pound or 54
Max: LMAO
Max: hey you can’t lose 2 lbs on stage
Max: then eat like 4 lbs of popeyes afterward
Max: shit dont work like that
OJ: LMAO
OJ: have you seen this fuckin burger king commercial?
Max: which one
OJ: the rock and roll one
OJ: them niggas on stage with chicken heads on
Max: lol yea
OJ: well.. a few things…
OJ: that song is fuckin bangin lol
OJ: that… or either im just really high
OJ: but the shit is bangin lol
OJ: next….
OJ: them chicken fries look like they might be kinda good
OJ: and i dont even be fuckin with burger king at all
OJ: i only know where ONE is out here to prove mypoint lol
Max: u know I have thought about getting some on more than one occasion
OJ: and its far from me… to really nail it home lol
OJ: man… them shits look like they might be good…
OJ: but while they might be good n shit…
OJ: is it me..
OJ: or can burger king make chicken look REALLY fuckin undesireable like a muthafucka
OJ: nigga did you see the cross dressing chicken?
OJ: that shit was nasty as fuck…
OJ: they had some other chicken costume n shit…
OJ: ugh…
OJ: and then the rock band…
OJ: why the song was live…
Max: LOL
OJ: but they was all sweatin n shit…
OJ: nigga… chicken is suppose to look EDITABLE
Max: e d i b l e
OJ: lmao
Max: LOL @ editable
OJ: yea… im REAL blowed…
OJ: anyway… lol
Max: like u can cut n paste the chicken
OJ: LMAO fuck you lmao
OJ: HA!! muthafucka!! lmao
OJ: anyway…
OJ: but yea… i dont give a fuck if the chicken can walk and talk…
OJ: that muthafucka NEEDS to look like it can be killed and fried homie…
OJ: i cant fuck with burger king because of that!
Max: LOL
OJ: sweaty ass chicken nigga…
OJ: that shit should be against the fucking law
OJ: shits fuckin gross!!!
Max: LOL
Max: yea u are blowed
OJ: think about that tho….
Max: aint nobody gone eat a damn chicken that can talk
OJ: nigga… does a burger king commercial make you hungry?!
OJ: LMAO!!!!!
OJ: im sayin tho… the point of the commercial is to sell chicken…
Max: unless its that foghorn leghorn mufucka from looney toons
OJ: LOL
Max: I’M A CHICKENHAWK
OJ: lol
Max: AND I HUNT CHICKENS!
OJ: LOL
OJ: nigga tho… my point is… you suppose to want to EAT the chicken… if they trying to sell the shit. and like YOU said…aint nobody gone eat a chicken that can talk…
OJ: but if it could… its gonna have to NOT look sweaty as fuck
OJ: and all nasty and dingy n shit
Max: but yeah, burger king commercials are creepy as hell anyway
OJ: chicken look like trailer trash n shit
OJ: EXACTLY!!!!
OJ: i was gonna get to that…
Max: its like, ALL them shits are fucked up
OJ: ALL they gotdamn commercials is hella creepy
OJ: yes nigga!!!
Max: I was lookin at the one for that other chicken sandwich
OJ: that nigga with the mask be mean muggin muhfuckas n shit
OJ: he all tall…
Max: I was like, damn, Hootie done fell off….
OJ: nigga look like jason with a differnt mask on n shit
OJ: lol hell naw
Max: yeah that king will give a kid nightmares
OJ: fuck yes nigga!
OJ: somebody needs they ass tar’d and feathered out this bitch…
Max: just think if u was high as hell, and all of a sudden THAT nigga was at your window….
OJ: way to have uneffected ass marketing!
OJ: EXACTLY!!!!!!
OJ: with that creepy ass smile n shit!!!
OJ: just staring at you
OJ: moving all slow and creepy n shit
Max: niggas will get to shootin that mufucka
Max: but then, McDonalds commercials are coontastic
OJ: im saying…
OJ: that nigga is SWING FIRST scarey….
OJ: hey….
Max: yes…
OJ: id rather deal with a buncha lame ass niggas than team creepy king & chicken
Max: LOL true
OJ: im lovin it….
Max: MCDONALD’S, NIGGA, WHAT?!?!?!
OJ: or… WHY IS THAT NIGGA JUST STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Max: that shit was KILLIN me
OJ: i couldnt say id really stop eating mcdonalds if they came out with a billboard like that tho
Max: I wouldnt
OJ: LMAO!!!1
Max: that shit would be funny as hell tho
OJ: nigga… honestly… that shit would show the UPMOST respect for the black dollar…
OJ: oh yea… then it woudl be funny as fuck…
Max: al sharpton n jesse would have a fit tho
OJ: but if a gotdamn mcdonalds that the balls to do that shit… i mean really lol….
OJ: nigga… im SURE that shit would be clear from the get lol
Max: a ghetto mcdonalds, probably
Max: or McDowells…
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT LMAO!!!!!!
OJ: GUTTY SHIT!!!!!
OJ: MCDOWELLS NIGGA WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
OJ: lmao
Max: lollool
OJ: lol would you be LESS mad if a black eatry did such a thing tho
Max: actually I would
OJ: lmao hell yea

ahhh that was the guts… imma go make me something to eat now… nigga still aint ate!!!