Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol.
My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this shit at all lol. My friends send me tons of shit during the day, some of it I actually find funny, some of it is YEARS old, some of it…. just… lose my gotdamn contact information asshole.
But this shit right here; I hit play and one of the first things I saw was “it contains the word ‘cunt punt.'” … I stopped to read the commentary and watch the video. Thank God!
Remember when you were a little kid and completely insignificant things seemed like the most important events in the entire world? Well, that same logic applies to some students in college too. For whatever reason, a certain percentage of dudes in frats and chicks in sororities tend to obsess over social events, and earlier this week, we were all reminded of that via an absolutely hysterical email from a sorority member from Maryland who was furious at her sisters for acting like shy weirdos and whiny little bitches at recent events during Greek Week. It was later leaked to Gawker, and it’s since been making the rounds.
Given how serious it takes itself and how brilliant much of the phraseology is, the geniuses over at Funny Or Die recognized its hilarious potential almost immediately and enlisted Premium Rush and Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon for an overly dramatic reading. Not surprisingly, it wound up being hysterical, and it’s trending on its own merits now.
Shout out to: CinemaBlind.com where I snagged this text and got the link from. Good times at work!
Lastly, the limited use of the word “Bitch”, “Bitches” and “Ho’s” is a sign that this letter was not written by a Black person. So theres that lol.