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Song of the Moment

The Batterram – You cant stop this baby!

THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Im minding my own business here at work. … Working and shit like that…. or something like it lol. Out of no where, this song pops in my head. I had to search it. Bumped it, and now Im sharing it with the world; because Im awesome like that. You might have to be from LA to know about this though. I wish I could break dance lol. Id take it to Hollywood BLVD with my boom box and fuck shit up! Everybody would love the nostalgia lol. Hopefully that would result in extra dollers lol.

Yalls welcome!

 

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Guttie Shit

Dont catch a Cunt Punt, Bitch!

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon

Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol.

My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this shit at all lol. My friends send me tons of shit during the day, some of it I actually find funny, some of it is YEARS old, some of it…. just… lose my gotdamn contact information asshole.

But this shit right here; I hit play and one of the first things I saw was “it contains the word ‘cunt punt.'” … I stopped to read the commentary and watch the video. Thank God!

Remember when you were a little kid and completely insignificant things seemed like the most important events in the entire world? Well, that same logic applies to some students in college too. For whatever reason, a certain percentage of dudes in frats and chicks in sororities tend to obsess over social events, and earlier this week, we were all reminded of that via an absolutely hysterical email from a sorority member from Maryland who was furious at her sisters for acting like shy weirdos and whiny little bitches at recent events during Greek Week. It was later leaked to Gawker, and it’s since been making the rounds.

Given how serious it takes itself and how brilliant much of the phraseology is, the geniuses over at Funny Or Die recognized its hilarious potential almost immediately and enlisted Premium Rush and Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon for an overly dramatic reading. Not surprisingly, it wound up being hysterical, and it’s trending on its own merits now.

Shout out to: CinemaBlind.com where I snagged this text and got the link from. Good times at work!

Lastly, the limited use of the word “Bitch”, “Bitches” and “Ho’s” is a sign that this letter was not written by a Black person. So theres that lol.

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Guttie Shit

We can film you on TV with the filming notice sign

This fucking killed me lol.

This is an LA thing lol. People dont give a fuck about the Filming notice sign. they will just walk through your set, like fuck you, I have some where to be at right now. Deal with it, this is happening.

lol

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Music

Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.

I’m just sittin’ right, in my class at a quarter to ten right?
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right?
Teacher says “open up your texts and read the first paragraph on
Oral sex!”
I said “Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!”
The girl next to me said “what’s wrong with you miss? This is a lesson that
Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!”
I said “Don’t try to use no hypnotic spell!”
She said “Be my assistant, I’d show rather tell!”
My knees buckled heart started to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerves couldn’t stop
I tried to run! She yelled out “freeze!”
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, “Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.”

Part 2 coming up…

lol this is my shit

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Camera Phone Calamities

Its a Finger Trap!!

Its a Finger Trap!! #527

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Camera Phone Calamities

1st game this year.. i think, i dont know. either way… FUCK YEA! .

1st #Laker game this year.. i think, i dont know. either way… FUCK YEA! #527.