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Guttie Shit

Talk crap, I’ll throw AIDS at your car!

This here rapper goes by the name Krispy Kreme (no A). If you talk shit to this man, he will throw AIDS at your car. Plain and simple.

This is way too funny. This whole song is quotable. I had to listen to this 4 times to figure out which line I wanted to use for the title of this post. This dude has to be kin to Butters from south park. His hick cousin from west virgina or something. This man has a trailer park accent, yet he says all his words completely, just like Butters.

Him throwin up the W almost took me out. Theres SO MUCH SHIT I could say about this video! Krispy in the tree. Krispy’s fighter skills. Kripsy on the swing. Krispys bowl cut. Krispys wranglers. Krispy and Money Maker Mikes… um, closeness??? Why is he resting his arm on Money Maker Mike like that? That shit made me wild uncomfortable or something. Theres a good chance Krispy and Money Maker are fucking, is what I’m getting at, I guess. Krispys cart wheel. Krispys small ass trophies; from 99. Krispys wrinkled ass shirt.. I could go on an on.

I hope you got the same laugh out of this that I did.

My cousin posted this to facebook with the words “Club Banger” .. this little nigga cracks me up.

If youre an instant Krispy Kreme fan, and I dont see how you wouldnt be, check out his other video called “The Baddest” where him and Money Maker Mike pull out the heat!

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On GP (General Purposes)

Pizza Hero or Loser?

Dominos latest marketing efforts revolves around an iPad app/game called “Pizza Hero“, heres the commercial.

So… You mean to tell me, that IF you become good enough at this game. Dominos will INVITE you to become a real pizza maker… sorry, “Pizza Chef”. For minimum wage. At one of their hole in the wall, hot ass establishments. They are giving away their pizzas at a discount for this promotion, so there is no way they are gonna pay you a worth while salary to make their pizza. If you are hired on as a pizza chef, then there is a good chance that it would take you about 4 months to even save up for an ipad. You could barely afford the cheapest data plan for your ipad.

Why would you even play this game more than twice?? This whole marketing effort is totally lost on me. AND super hilarious.

What the hell were these people thinking? Ipad owners are potential pizza chefs in the waiting? Im really wondering if anybody has actually done great in this game and then got an offer from dominos and actually took it? I wonder how much they will pay you for your victory and pizza making in  on of their stores. I really need to know. Maybe they were hoping out of work kids and college students will play this game and if they win, they will walk right into a job at least half way knowing what they are doing lol. I dont know. This shit is hilarious… and dumb.

To top this whole matter off. The owner of dominos is taking part in this whole effort! He thought this was a good idea too? lol “Maybe people will want to work in our stores if they get good at the game, thats a GREAT idea!”.

I would have loved to have been apart of these meetings. Im sure there was AT LEAST one person there who thought this was a dumb ass idea but also thought it was fucking hilarious. I want to be friends with that person and  have had shared those SMH eye contact moments while everybody was shooting out ideas to make this idea work. Im sure it was fucking hilarious on a very sad level lmao.

Look at the kitchen they are in. Have you ever been in a dominos that was any where NEAR that big?! LOL NO! You have not! There are 2 walk ways, something like 3 ovens, hella food and pizza making tables, and a register space. Theres never even that many people in a dominos kitchen! Everything would catch fire in the first 8 minutes!

This is fucking hilarious! I know commercials are only truthyness of the truth. But these people REALLY took it too far with the app and silly ass offer to go with it. Thats crossing the damn line lol.

How do the current Dominos employees feel about this new pizza making app? Are the delivery boys playing this shit on their breaks? Hoping to get in the kitchen to that nice comfy position in that hot ass kitchen with all those ovens lol.
How do the current pizza chefs feel about this app? Do they use it for practice? Or are the long time Dominos pizza chefs appauled that their jobs, the way they feed their families, has been made into a game. And if you win said game, you can come possibly take their job! Which is fucked up! … these people surely cant afford ipads to even practice on! Foul!

I guess this does save money on training time though. If they hire on one of these proud pizza heros, im sure they will be able to walk straight in (after they get their food handlers licence) and have their superior point; there go the meat, veggies and cheese. You know how this is done. Get to work… hero.

lmao… THIS IS DUMB!!! AS FUCK!! A MINIMUM WAGE JOB, FOR MAKING PIZZA THATS NOT WORTH HALF OF ITS PRICE, IS NOT A REWARD FOR A WINNING A SIMPLE VIDEO GAME!!!! Its the real life reward of playing video games all day. lol.

What I’d really like to see is, some pissed off mom hand her ipad to her lazy teenage son with the game launched talking about: Here, play this and go get your ass a job! lmaoooo

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Guttie Shit Perspective

I Run The Military and Im in Your Hood!

I love all these uber ignorant Barack Obama parody videos. I dont care whos offended. This shit is AWESOME. I cant help it.

The super funny part to me is, the President does get his thug on. For instance: Yesterday, was the Death Anniversary of Bin Laden, out of no where, Obama shows up in Afghanistan! Addressed the U.S. people FROM Afghanistan. He couldve done that from the White House. But he didnt. He went over there to say what he had to say. It wasnt a photo op with troops. He jumped on TV saying that he was still going after anybody who wasnt on the same page as america for the most part. But he said it IN AL QUEDAS HOOD! lmao. Emerged from between some Hummers like WE OUT HERE!! Its extra real!
A year ago on that day, he didnt give a fuck about Pakistan and their sovereignty or anything else. He had troops over there regardless of what. Fuck you, Pakies… be mad. I said I would. I did.
Thats gangster shit all day long.

How many of you reading this would have flew over to Afghanistan to remind Al Queda and the Taliban that its still real? Thats their hood! Thats where they kick it, post, enforce their ways and laws on people. The same place they let off suicide bombs and rockets. Would you take your ass over there and tell those SAME people that its still real? Youre still on their head and fully intend on killing all of them (in so many words). Of course you wouldnt lol.

Because youre not a gotdamn Gangster like the President and the United States, clearly is. Thats what pure disrespect is all about. Thats the brand of disrespect I LOVE. Its great.

This is just like 2 rival gangs getting into a bloody war. Then the leader of gang A is killed. Then on a year to the day; the opposing gang B leader, comes to their hood and tells everybody in gang A that its still on and we aint gonna stop untill all of you either give up or are dead. And crip walking off stage. That just happen in real life! God Bless America and its gangster ways. Cant help but respect it.