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Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to reenact scenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?! This sounds like an awesome idea!!! How does this not sound like a good ass time to me!! What am I missing here?! Is Charlie Sheen using live ammo or something? What? This sounds super fun to me. So fuck Direct TV. Im cool. Id rather keep Cable, record which ever show while Im out jumping over Charlie Sheens furniture with a M-16 or some wild shit like that LOL!

Direct TV’s selling point was something about record multiple shows. My cable DVR records two shows at once. Honestly, this is RARELY an inconvenience lol. Realistically, being able to record a bunch of shows at the same time is a selling point for you, youre probably fat. OR hella lazy, or no gotdamn fun lol. Thats a lot of gotdamn TV watching for that to be a solid selling point for you. If youre watching that much TV, you need an outdoors hobby. LOL get out and play or something. Gotdamn

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Song of the Moment

Dogg Pound Gangsta Crips

This right here is an LA/Long Beach Classic! If youre not local, youve probably never heard this song before. This is my shit. Back in the day, everybody thought @SnoopDogg was daying “Dogg Pound Gangsta Crips” on the hook. This song used to come on the radio mind you. So every Crip used to get hype when this shit came on. Its the guts to witness. What Snoop is really saying is “Rips” or “Clique” … some shit like that. Rips might as well be Crips. No matter what he said, Im POSITIVE he wanted to make it sound like Crips. Ol gang bangin ass niggas. lol That shit will never die.

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Video Blog

Fuck You, Space Bags!! – 90 Seconds With OJ: EP4

Fuck You Space Bags! Word to 21 Jump Street, which i saw this weekend. It was funny as fuck! I promise.

Anyway, during the 4th Quarter of the Lakers Vs Utah game (Lakers Lost… bullshit) I decided to share my frustration about the punk ass space bags that dispensaries put their weed in. I hate them shits.

Mean while, this is darkest gotdamn video lol. shit. I need some better lighting in my office lol.

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On GP (General Purposes)

Stay In The House

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I’m not all that great at dominos. But I’m getting better. Watch out niggas! I’m a very bad winner. Very very very bad winner lol.

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Sports

Wilt Vs Cap

Awesome Picture…

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Guttie Shit

Fresh Prince In Paris

Who ever did this is great…. and very fucking ignorant lol. I feel like Will Smith did this himself lol. Like he spent time groovin on all those episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air (one of my favorite all time shows) just to lead up to the making of this video lol.

Speaking of silly dances done to Niggas in Paris tho, the jig @KanyeWest was doing in that damn video was HILARIOUS! @Steenfox knows what I’m talkin about lol. It deserves its own post. But Ill go over that some other time lol.

Shout out to who ever put this link on twitter earlier.

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Guttie Shit

Dont Re-Nig

This happen in real life. Everybody is offended and all that, but as far as OJ goes. I laughed first. This shit was pretty fucking funny. Its like one of those lame greeting cards that makes you chuckle because its clever, but lame. Even tho technically, they’re using the term “Re-nig” wrong. Its still hella funny. Its funny because its racist as fuck. Its slick and clever, but its not trying to hide the fact that whole idea is saturated in racism. The proud owner of this sticker isnt trying to hide their racism either! This person does not give a FUCK about equality or none of that silly shit. If a Black person see’s this sticker and gets offended? OH WELL! COME AT ME BRO! lol. You can see all of that from just this simple picture.

Speaking of shit you can see though. What the fuck are these ducks doing? Ive been staring at it for a minute and i cant figure it out. Is it some kind of duck… orgy? mounting? fight? ?? I cant make any thing of it. Its bothering me lol.

Racism like this, to me, is funny. And I mean, honestly funny. Im not laughing from some perch or something. Im laughing at the joke that is being made. I can remove whatever emotion from the situation to laugh at the joke being made in most situations. I understand its wrong and all that; I have plenty of time to be mad. But lets take a moment to laugh at the joke. Thats just me though.

I would love to witness the anger and hear the type of language the owner of this sticker when President Obama pops up on his TV, or when he is watching which ever news channel and they start talking about the president. Or when he is talking about something thats the presidents fault to his friends or somebody. I bet its fucking hilarious. People being mad and frustrated is some of the funniest shit in the world to me. Frustration plus Racism?!?!?! Laughs on laughs on laughs.

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Guttie Shit

Shaq / Tiger Kung Fu Battle

This is great. I love old Kung Fu movies, I have a small collection. I also have damn hella  martial arts movies on netflix in my instant queue lol. I need to take time out to watch em already. Ive been bullshitting.

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On GP (General Purposes)

You from El Aye, I’m from El Aye

You from El Aye, I’m from El Aye. Cee Aye All day /
On the real, I wouldnt have it any other way.

This is my shit! I forgot how or where I first heard this track at, but its great. But if you know me, I like most things Los Angeles.

Two things I thank God for all the time is: 1. Being a big Black man 2. Being a Los Angeles native. I could have been born in any other part of the world, and Im sure all those other places are great and all but this is the only place big enough and awesome enough for me.

Being from LA, when you leave the state or city and you meet somebody else from LA. Usually with in 2 minutes of talking to this person one of you ask “What the hell are you doing out here?”. We’re all curious as to what made you want to leave LA for whatever reason. In that meeting, you will never see two LA natives agree that they just HAD to leave. And the person that says they just HAD to leave, knows they are about to get looked at crazy every time they say it.

Recently I heard that California is the most hated stated in the union. We dont care man. At the end of the day, thats less people on the freeway lol… and theres nothing wrong with that.

 

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On GP (General Purposes)

Oprah Book Club Fight Club!

 

1. I love Oprah, shes one of my heroes. I dont watch or participate in anything she does really. But I know her story and I see the moves she makes and its inspiring to me. Shes over come a lot.

2. THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! and way too awesome. Notice, nobody hit Oprah, she took NO L’s in that skit lmao. Not even as a joke lmao. She didnt even take a good punch and come back with fury. Just straight fades homie!! Dished out a whole bucket full of fadeds. YOU CATCH A FADE! YOU CATCH A FADE!!! EVERY ONE CATCHES A FADE!!!

and to add to how AWESOME Oprah is… her name is in most spell checks. BANG! No  red underlines and highlights for Oprah! Shes way too awesome for that!!