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Song of the Moment

Kanye West – Late

This IS my favorite @KanyeWest song, ever. Still to this day! Do you know why? Because this is some Gemini ass shit. I know so many Gemini’s who are often late; and dont give a SHIT. We all do it. We all think there should be a special exception made for us. Fuck everybody else who is late though LOL. It just is what it is. Not only the lateness, but everything this man covered in the song. Every time I hear this song, Im reminded of one of my Gemini mates and how they get down… or me. lol

I went to Jr. High wit all of them, and they been slow!

LOL!!! Currently, I have a hair cut apointment at 12 noon and its 11:39… and I still have to iron. Ill get there though. Its all good.

One of the reasons I go so hard on the whole gemini thing, is because we get SUCH a bad wrap. Yet we are usually adored by the same people who speak bad on us. Which is ironic to me, seeing how we are called two faced SO MUCH; or something else that, if it isnt negative, its just not good all together lol.
BUT! The same people who say these things, to your FACE, will say “well except for you” or to the effect of “Geminis are bad news, I dont know why I deal with you. Ill never do another gemini again… But I love YOU though.”  Which Ive always thought was fucked up lol. Also, every person Ive ever heard say that, I REALLY believe they dont really like me all that much lol.

People think we are two faced or something else that has basically means, one min we are cool, the next we are trippin. Let me explain why this is. Gemini’s are VERY EMOTIONAL. We can not help it. Every Gemini I know is super emotional. We all hate it, you have no idea. It fucking sucks. Sometimes we end up embarass our selves, sometimes we show our ass, sometimes its some big ugly outburst of anger, its wack.
Yes one minute we will be all fun and charismatic and all the other traits that people love us for. But then, something will happen. We will get a fucked up text, or see something or think of something that reminds us of some one special; then thats it, or mood is shot STRAIGHT out the air and we are in our feelings. Sad, mad, something. Some times for days. Its the wackest shit lol. If there was anything bad about being a Gemini. This is it.

So we are emotional. Emotional and kind of sensitive. Which also is kind of wack lol. I take sooo much sooo serious. Its a serious pain in the ass. But I cant help it, as much as I try lol. Im getting better, but its and effort lol.
Theres no need to walk on egg shells around us or treat us like some delicate flower. Everybody has their issues, we certainly have ours. Just know where we might be coming from sometimes and the issues that affect us from time to time and your Gemini experience will be one you cant help but LOVE! Like you probably already do, but dont want to admit.

Its Gemini Season. The best time of year!

Shout out to @DrKillaCal its his birthday today. Women, send him a titty picture or something! He will appreciate it! I promise!

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Music

Billie Jean is a gotdamn liar

If you really pay attention to Mikes face, he is serious about not having fathering Billie Jeans child. I WISH hope and fucking PRAY that one day, there is some girl on the Maury Povich show named Billie Jean. And the guy who she thinks is the father, really isnt. I HOPE AND FUCKING PRAY that guy is up on his Micheal Jackson moves and does at LEAST some of this routine in his celebration dance. Because there is ALWAYS a dance or some kind of celebration. Oh, and sings the song of course.

THAT would be way too awesome!!

Just like this performance was! Shit! Some how some way, on twitter, I noticed a few people comparing Beyonces Billboard performance to this. Nah. But its not really fair to compare the two. We ARE talking about the #ThrillerMaker here. It was just him, no special effects or anything. And its still hard to top. Probably never will be topped. Who am I kidding, it will never be topped. This shit was fucking magical.
I believe its unfair to make a comparison. But thats just me……. and my opinion is everything. All those who dont sign on and think the same way I do are losers to like to lose. lol. So says ME!

Shout out to @Sistertoldja who, when speaking on this subject, which inspired the need to watch this video (IN HD!!) and post it here for all of you to enjoy. Your welcome.

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Guttie Shit

Graduating? Daniel Tosh offers some insight

Daniel Tosh, keeps it way too real. This shit is HILARIOUS! This mf had the nerve to have his dog on the podium too. Gutty shit. lol

He says he has never heard of MTV-U… which is funny because MTV (u) and Comedy Central are owned by the same company. But I DO BET that the Zuck doesnt know what the fuck a MTV-U is either. Ive heard about it, but i thought it was just a website. oops lol.

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Memories Music

Beyonce 4 President

As far as I am concerned, this woman can run anything she damn well pleases…….. as long as it doesnt fuck up my money of course lol.

I love her, her parents, Kelly and Michelle, Allan, their whole team. I used to work with Music World a long time ago. There wasnt a member of their WHOLE organization who was mean or rude to me. Ever. Not even a little bit. Not even Miss Tina, who everybody thinks is mean lol. They are awesome. I dont know where my business would have been if they have never given us a shot.

Ive gotten to speak to beyonce twice. Once was at her birthday party, at a skating rink. I dont know how to skate, apparently she does though. When I skated over/by her, to wish her a happy birthday; I damn near rolled RIGHT into her lol. Almost fucked us both up lol. She was filiming that gospel(?) movie she was in. I almost fucked that whole thing up. But despite me almost taking her out and  fucking up her movie situation; she kinda held me up as I tried to wish her a Happy Birthday and gave me a big Beyonce smile, laughed and said “Thank you! You gonna be alright?”. One of the greatest memories of my life man. EVEN THOUGHT I WAS EMBARRASSED AS HELL!!! lmao. I havent put on skates since. Fuck skates lol. Them shits is dangerous!! lol

Anyway… Thank you, a million times, from the bottom of my heart. Yall rock!

I heard there were a bunch of people saying she used a body double for the original video to this song. CLEARLY SHE DID NOT! Beyonce is the perfect example of somebody who doesnt speak on their “haters”, she just shows them up. BAD. She turns her negatives into positives. You gotta admire that.
But even if she did. So fucking what… “ITS ONLY ENTERTAINMENT!!!”

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Guttie Shit

Apocalypse Tips you should consider

This shit was fucking hilarious!

I dont know how to grow carrots either though. As funny as this is, this reminds me of my dissertation on Currency. Ill post it one day. Till then? Happy gutting at this hilarious ass shit!

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Music

How I became a Bone Thugs n Harmony fan

Actually, now that I think about it. Im not REALLY a fan. But here is the story anyway.

Back in the day, my friend Lonnie and I would BATTLE  in Mortal Kombat 2 on Super Nintendo, daily! However, I didnt have a SNES. I would mostly play over Lonnies house. After a while, I was basically unbeatable. I was kicking Lonnies ass, day in and day out. I never got tired of kicking his ass. Those ass kickings soon spread on to his brothers, cousins, my friends, anybody that picked up that controller.

But between Lonnie and I, out of 100 matches… I MIGHT lose like 8; and 4 of those would be me fucking around. Eventually Lonnie got tired of getting his ass whooped when I was on the phone, or talking shit to somebody else who was sitting around watching us battle. I would be talking to them about how I was kicking his ass. Yes, Im that guy…. I talk a lot of shit. Tons.

So, to get him self hyped and to provide his self with ANY advantage he could, this nigga would throw on his Bone Thugs N Harmony tape. The E.1999 Eternal album. I used to FUCKING HATE this album. He was a big fan and he KNEW that I didnt fuck with them like that. He also knew I hated that album. Every time he would throw that shit on, I couldnt win some how. I was too distracted. I was going 1 and 10 n shit. I was PISSED!! It got to the point, where I was calling shenanigans, because that was the only way he could beat me. But he wasnt having it; AND since it was his fucking house, he proclaimed that he had the right to do whatever he wanted to do. Fine nigga.

So I told myself, Im going to find a way to like this bullshit. We battled so much and he played that shit so much, it actually grew on me. Something Lonnie DID NOT think would happen. The more the album grew on me. The more lop sided shit got lol. Eventually, I  was singin along…… …. harmonizing with these niggas n shit lol…. KICKING THIS NIGGAS ASS!!!! It eventually got to the point where I would let other people choose who they wanted me to kill them with. And I did. Ruthlessly lol… yes, that was a pun; deal with it.

Mind you, this game is all about murdering your opponent. That whole E.1999 album was about killing niggas! That shit went hand in hand! So numerous times, in the heat of battle. Right when I win, some line would come on about fucking a nigga up. And I used to know the whole album word for word damn near. So I as I won a game, or if I was right about to win a game. I would use this niggas fandom and bone lyrics to piss him off more. Especially if Mr. Bill Collector came on, it was FUCKING ON then lol. I used to be like…

I didnt wanna take his life… but the nigga tried to run and get away with mi yaaaayyyyyoooooooo

That shit still gets me hyped. I used to hate that fucking song. When I beat him and that shit was on, I would get up and do a victory cover of the song lmao. It was bad… and Im an awful person lmao. Fatalities and Flawless victories all over the place. No babalities. I dont believe in that shit. If we are competing, I want to kill you. Not turn you into a fuckin baby. That shit was always dumb to me lol, I never even tried to learn that shit.

So yea, every since that, Ive been a bone fan. Even though I havent liked shit they’ve put out since that album came out. Except their biggie and pac tracks….. and I never listen to them all the way through lol.

Mr. Bill Collector is my shit though… Ive played this shit like 4 times while I was typing this out.

For the record…. for the people talking shit. No, this album DID NOT turn me into a weed smoker. I didnt start smoking weed until, damn near, 10 years later lol. But when I started, it was even more reason for Budda Lovaz and Budsmokers to be in regular rotation lol.

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Guttie Shit

Da ho’s is at Wally World mayne

WOW

Thats the only thing you can really say to some shit like this. lol… I have a few more things to say about this though.

Firstly, this video kept my attention the whole way through, because it got more and more ignorant as the seconds ticked by. Im not gonna sit up here for the next hour or so and type out all the millions of jokes there are about this video lol. All Imma say is that the apex of ignorance comes at 2:45 into the video. Thats when I was done lol.

Another thing… this mans name is Mr Ghetto. If you saw that name and are appalled by what you see after that. You deserve it, because you had a chance not to fuck with it, but you did anyway.

Another thing, the girl with the two tone hair is getting positive feed back, that I cant be mad at lol. I love dark girls and was pretty impressed with her shaking her titties like she did. BUT she looks like a gotdamn platypus in the face. Shits rough.

A long time ago my homeboy @delledison, showed me how to spot the joy and bliss in the ignorant and appreciate it. And oh boy…. do I appreciate this shit. lol

And before any of you pusedo righteous wanna be Black freedom fighters come talking about how this is holding Black people back and yap yap yap. White people do WAY more ignorant shit this… DAILY. Spare me. This shit is awesome! Let them be great! lol

I have so much more to say, but fuck it lol.

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Perspective

Common v. Fox News

In this very long blog … article… entry… or whatever you want to call it, I am going to show how Black people are called “Niggers” in this day and age.

So the other day, Im minding my own business, reading my twitter time line. When all of a sudden, I see different people talking about Common and Fox News and how Fox is the worst thing there ever was and they said all these mean/bad/untrue things about Common… yap yap yap. I was like damn, what happen? However, I didnt wanna know bad enough to actually go look for and read an article. Because, the people at fox news and their pundits always say something to get the people in an up roar. I thought it was just one of those moments.

Later on that day, I find out what the situation really is. Most of the “opinion” shows across fox news all felt some kind of way about Common performing a poem for children at the white house; due to some of the lyrics in his catalog of music. Painted a picture of him being just another rapper thug, who talks about violence and shooting police. I thought to myself “Foreals Player??”. At that moment I was also sure that there was footage of them going in the complete opposite direction with somebody…… I’d say white, but why go there? So I’ll say somebody one of those opinion givers actually likes or is friends with or something along those lines; who cares what color they are. Too bad I dont have the time or resources to go back in time and find said footage; make some long elaborate post about my views and how I feel about it, backed up by supporting video footage. But you know who does have the time and specializing in doing this to fox news? Jon Stewart.

Im friends with a lot of Black people (duh) and I see them take things like this and turn them into racial arguments often.  From my point of view I think they are sometimes misguided. But not by much. The argument Jon makes here is that, the lyrics were taken out of context. Taken out of context to support and paint a negative image of President Obama (who happens to be a Black man… but thats still not my point). Which is where this argument should stay for the time being. Because thats exactly what is happening on a surface level. Fox is basically skewing Commons lyrics to push their own agenda. Which is not factual reporting. Its half assed, propaganda reporting to support your own agenda. To me, thats kinda what the news is, depending on what station youre watching and who runs it. Anyway… this story on the daily show continues:

Ooooooooh if we only had the tape….

I was watching this, like of course there’s a damn tape! Before that clip even finished, I said to myself… this isnt even surprising anymore, theres always a fuckin tape. The audacity these people at fox have is off the damn charts lol. From a certain view point, you almost have to respect it. But then at the same time its hard not to feel disrespected. Why disrespected? Because to say one thing, then months or years later, support something completely different; like I dont remember what youve said in the past NOR support those previous views, like it cant be looked up; makes me feel like you think Im a fucking idiot. Thats a total disregard for the intellectual fortitude of the viewers of your network. I dont watch fox news, so of course, Im not talking about me directly. BUT, if I was a viewer, then disrespect is certainly on the menu. Thats not cool man.

Anyway… this whole thing, I feel, was summed up nicely by Jon Stewart. Its completely silly and conjured up. Maybe it was a slow news day. Obama administration found and killed Bin Laden, which everybody agrees is a good thing. However, those who oppose this president, still dont want to see him in office; no matter what lol. There is an election coming up and fox news has a line up of republicans to support and push who, not only ARE NOT responsible for the killing of Bin Laden. But a lot of these people have less than stellar past (Im looking at you Newt!) or maybe are only hinting at running for president but know they wont really run because its not in their best financial interest (This means you Trump… and Palin). But these people still need to be pushed none the less. And since republican voters are clearly getting smarter these days; with (correct) information being easier to get to, through other means (not fox news), these days. Any little thing that will put a dent in the “I gave the direct order for Seals to go in and kill Bin Laden regardless of what the punk ass, lying ass Pakistanis had to say about it… like I said I would. Keeping YET ANOTHER campaign promise that I made. Yes I killed the person that knock down the towers. Oh and Americans LOVE revenge. Oh! And I watched it happen live to make sure it happen, like a real American would. And this all happen under my administration. President Barack Obama” armor needs to happen. Any little dent is needed at this point; from an overall, in the future, perspective.
But they are REALLLLY reaching with this whole Common thing.

Which brings me to my point, the one that is beneath the surface. Where race does play a part.

Not the whole Common being at the white house thing, but the THINGS THEY SAID and the words they used in describing this man and the situation. Painting a picture that makes him out to be vile, a mut, a nitwit, complete fraud; they tried to paint this man as an idiot and all kind of things, in attempt to discredit Common and his music and the work that he has done; so on and so forth. These things were actually said (I wont even talk about what Bill O’Reilly had to say. Well not really). But some how, this whole issue went from Common defending two people, who have murdered police officers; and Im positive it isnt that black and white. To a lot of vicious name calling.

This round of name calling and all the things they had to say about Common, is basically how Black people are called “Niggers” in this day and age. Im not saying that these people think all Black people are dumb niggers. But I am saying they are basically calling Common a dumb nigger in this instance and these are the tactics that “those people” use to call any other Black person who they dont like, a nigger lol. All the negative name calling and descriptions they used in talking about Common, in the past, was always followed by a Black man being called a Nigger, in some kind of way white people string together their insults lol. The words they used in describing this man, are all words used to describe a “Nigger” in the past and still till this very day.
They refer to Common as a person who is “less than” and is low form of human. Disgusting and unworthy of visiting The White House.
This is kind of like me not calling your mom a whore. But still referring to her as a vile, disgusting person; who also associates with pimps and has less morals than any good mother should have. Notice I didnt say anything about sex or money. However, if one were to keep on with this line of language and name calling, one might end this string of insults by saying “your moms a whore!” Because basically, thats where they are going with it and its not hard to see that.

Im not saying they are picking on Common because he is Black at all. Im saying they (the fox pundits) called him a dumb nigger all over fox news without actually using the word “Nigger” at all. They just gave a documented description of a “Nigger” from the perspective of an American Caucasian individual; when referring to Common. Thats what Im saying.

Do I believe that these people are racist? No, not really. Ill just side with the argument Im positive that they will make; There are Black people all over the network, how could they possibly be racist. They even interviewed a few when they talked about the Common situation. Fine. No problem.

But what really opened my eyes to what was beneath the surface of this situation was the reaction/emotion that followed on twitter. All of the Black twitterereesesesereses (and other races as well) out there had something to say and felt some kind of way about the language they used in describing Common. The same kind of way Black people usually feel about being called a nigger. The consensus was that the issue they brought up was dumb, but the language crossed the line. When else can “these people” cross the line.. When they call a Black person a nigger; or in this case, describe him as such, in any situation that is deemed negative by anyone who isnt Black.

I see this as yet another time that a made up issue is brought to the forefront to invoke emotion. The same kind of emotion Black people display when being called a nigger, that usually results in some kind of violence or display of aggressive emotion. That violence and emotion invoked that is also used against us when we are wrong for engaging in said violence or aggressive emotion, because we were called a name. Used against us to justify what is being said about us, the actions taken or the point of view that is attempting to be made.

While they didnt out right call Common or any one else a Nigger, the “emotion invoking” language that they used, did just that. While its not as bad as if they called him a Nigger out right; the back and forth is still there. There is news coverage across all the other news stations, when initially it was just fox news that constructed the issue and brought it to the forefront. Now it has spanned out several days. Now the people who were supposed to be the news reporters, are the news makers. Everybody is talking about them and what they have to say and what they are doing and yap yap yap. Which then makes the issue bigger than it is, just because more than just the fox pundits are talking about it. While no one other than fox is using the bad language to describe Common, their words are being repeated over and over and over again. Even by Jon Stewart. This doesnt make them bad people. Its news, they are reporting it; it would be dumb of them not to.
So now, not only are they getting pub on other major news networks… which is kinda like advertising (any press is good press). But they paint Common in such a bad light. Anybody who defends this man and or invites him any where; is made out to in line with such a dubious character; possibly share the same views; possibly be the same kind of person.

So while they cant out right use the same language they used to describe Common, as they would use to describe the first lady and the president for any reason. They can certainly present Common, a person that was invited BY the Obamas to the The White House as such. Implying that they (the Obamas) must, at the very least, condone what they are describing Common as. Which in turn, makes the Obamas look just as bad or the similar to the same kind of person they are making Common out to be. To who? The majority of cable news viewers.

Me personally though. A Black man. I really dont get upset when something happens and its Nigger this, Nigger that. Because in this day and age, if you dont let it invoke the emotions that “those people” are trying to get out of you. Not only do u block them from obtaining some kind of backwards moral high ground….. you know like, when somebody calls you a nigger, you end up whooping their ass, then all of a sudden youre wrong and going to jail. But it was THEM who called you a Nigger first… you wouldnt have even wanted to whoop this persons ass if they wouldnt have said that. You know when that happens? And how kicking a persons ass who calls you a name, is illegal no matter what (ask Kevin Garrnets “lynching” ass). Then youre wrong and the violator is a victim some how (because assault is illegal). You know what Im talking about? Yes, that backwards ass moral high ground. The one where the violator is wrong, but as the person who got called a nigger and did some ass kicking as a result; YOURE wronger in said situation.
If, as a Black person, you dont let being called a nigger, or the language and tone that Common was described with, bring some kind of emotion out of you; rather it be hurt, pissed, whatever. Then silly shit like this loses traction QUICKLY and becomes a non issue. Leaving you with the moral high ground you thought you had in the first place. But thats another blog entry. This one is long enough.

Do I think Black people will ever get to the point where unfortunate language gets to us? Nope. But, I also didnt think I’d see a Black President till I was like 70 or something. So who knows lol. But as long as we do, were putting money in the pockets of organizations like fox news. Making people like Sarah Palin and Donald Trump more popular, while simultaneously validating some (not all) of their views.

But at the same time, you cant just sit around and call any Black person a Nigger on the low and get away with it. We see you. We’re not going to let you. No matter which way we go about being upset about it. Its not ok no matter. Even if we call each other niggas all day long. Even if, one day we all decide to not be offended and just laugh. Its not ok.

Its also not OK to skew the news THAT hard. Damn! They didnt even try to present the whole argument lol. They stopped mid way through and made that out to be the whole song lol. Thats not OK. No matter who it is. Good thing the Daily show is still on the air. There is no way I could have recovered all that footage to make this super long point lol.

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Music Song of the Moment

Pikes Strike

This is my favorite Madlib track of ALL TIME!!!! (in my best drunken @KanyeWest voice). If you have been watching Adult Swim for the last few years, you might remember that they used this beat for promos sometimes. I havent seen them use it in years. But I used to love it.

When I first heard it, I immediately started to search the internet for it. First I had to get the REAL name of the song. As you might notice, the title of this entry is called “Pikes Strike” but the title of this here youtube video is “Ashby Road”. This intially confused the fuck out of me, but after further research, I eventually found what I was looking for; as I usually do lol.

This track basically turned me into a Madlib fan. I looked for this album for so long, I ended up discovering the BeatKonducta series. However, I still had a hard time finding what I was looking for. Because on most sites they start the BeatKonducta at Vol 1. Movie Scenes… But thats not where it really starts. It starts at Volume 0: Earth Sounds. I had the HARDEST time finding this out lol. But I did. And Ive been enjoying the fuck out of the whole BeatKonducta series for a while. But out of all 120+ tracks in the series, this is STILL my favorite.

Madlib is awesome….. and his stonesthrow bio is the fucking guts lol

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Camera Phone Calamities

Osama Bin Laden Lives! Kind of

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So im getting on the 405 north and suddenly I discover that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. But not really, because as you can see, he has a sign which clearly states that he is dead. I couldn’t believe my eyes, so I figured Id take a picture. Ha.

I bet this is a reinactment of what really has been happening in Pakistan for the last few years. Every day, during rush hour traffic, Bin Laden was standing along the side of random freeway on ramps. Smiling real big like, remember, when the American dogs come asking, Im dead. See the sign? But since no one thought to take a picture, like i was smart enough to do, we only have my imagination to go off of. Which is good enough, as far as im concerned.

But then again, maybe pakis really mind their own business. There was a military strike down the street from at military academy and they fired no shots? Even in a town full of retired military officials. Helicopters flying low to the ground, landing on the big ass house with the barbed wire fence? It clearly wasn’t paki helicopters. Maybe they thought the jig was up and was like fuck it, No sitchin lol. We didn’t know that fool was there.

Who knows.