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When Getting Your Car Back Is Simply Not Enough: The Trunk Monkey

This has got to be one of the greatest commercial series of all time. The first time I saw one of these commercials, I was up late watching The Daily Show or something and the one where the guy was trying to steal the car came on. When the Monkey pulled out the mini bat and clubbed the FUCK out of that dude, I fuckin lost it! Then this MF dumps the body!?!? Killed me twice times!
I wasnt ready for that shit at ALL!!

There were a whole series, and this is the compilation of them all. Theyre fucking great.

As the Official Commercial Reviewer of the Internet (thats right), I should have some kind of award for great commercials lol. I need to come up with one.


Youre Not Shoving That Down My Throat!

Youre Not Shoving That Down My Throat!

as Hassan said… the jokes writes itself.

or if you have your own caption… i invite you to go for it lol

Reference, History was made today and the GOP is mad:

Anything to add Joe Biden?

damn right.


Industry Rule #4080

Record Company People are SHAAAADDYYYYY, as told by Heuy Freeman:


All these rappers talk about clappin this person and that person. But none of them niggas have even beat up some nerdy exec for ripping him off and jacking him for his art. lol Im just sayin.

Reference for the know nots:

Jacked from: who Jacked it from:

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JD vs The Whisspy Mullet and The Tall Midget

On the way to pick up some medicine, one random day in 2007, JD decided to turn on the camera and record our on going conversation…

This shit was hilarious. A bunch of shit happen this day. This was only a fraction lol. But for the life of me, I cant make out what JD exactly said about his fan. But clearly it was the damn guts.

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The Ledgend Of Black Ice

In High School, we had a homeboy who we named Black Ice. We damn near dont know how to call this man by his real name. Its just Black Ice. And here is the story, presented by my cousin RJ

As it turns out, the nigga that called me was the homie Wendell who actually directed the very commercial we were talking about. I forgot all about it and kicked that nigga off the phone. my bad. I got this email from Dell the next day after I posted this to YouTube:


shit was fantastic!

nigga we had multiple commercials. the one with lonnie was great, i was the director. we had another i did with us doing like a drug deal in the parking lot. i had niggas in long ass leather coats and shaheed was holding a briefcase trying to look as buff as possible. niggas came up to the drug deal and was like, “u got the shit?”. heed opened the briefcase and it had a bottle of black ice beer in it! then the slogan came on… “Black Ice, itll make u want to jump your ass in the pool.”

i wish someone had all that shit!!!!!!!!!! i remember dying in the rooms in vegas coming up with slogans. i was actually the voice of the slogan. this shit brings back tears of guttyness!!!!!!!!!!!

that youtube video had me dying!

good shit nigga. GREAT memories!

Great Memories INDEED!


Ron Washington Needs A Life Coach

So Ron Washington, manager of the Texas Rangers was outted for his Cocaine usage. Which he claims was just once. Mind you this man is 57 years old. And at the age of 57 he decided to try Cocaine. The millionares who own/run the Texas Rangers some how still trust this man to make choices with their Billion dollar franchise. Yet at the age of 57 this man decided to try cocaine. He took the gamble that his heart would hold out on this virgin voyage to nose candy land. Clearly he survived this encounter. But youre telling me that a man that used to look like this:

Is just trying coke at the age of 57?? …. NO!

Im not buying it. Dammit.

Lets just say he hasnt been doing drugs since way before that last picture lol. What is going on in your life at the age of 57, that you think taking that line to the nose is even an option. If you went through the WHOLE 60s…. 70s… and the 80s… manged not to try it all that time, but in 2009 you decide to go for it. Clearly something is wrong in this mans life. Either that, or he’s a gotdamn liar lol.