August 2009 - Uhmah Park

Im not gonna pretend to be the biggest Feli Kuti fan, I dont know much about this man. I just know he makes the livest damn music. Maybe One day Ill read up on the guy. But in the mean time. Thanks to Al Gore, the Internet and the geniuses behind Youtube… I’ll be letting this play. I dont know where I found this link, but Ive been letting part 1 and 2 play for a couple of days now while Im doing shit around the house. Its been great. Enjoy… and shout out to the person that posted this originally. High Five.

Part 1


“this is the remix edition… to a song about pissin…”

Dear Nutella,

I know R Kelly’s Doo Doo Butter when I see it! Ive laughed at that Dave Chappelle skit way too many times not to!

What the hell is this stuff anyway? Is it chocolate? And if it is… why in the hell would you spread it on BREAD of all things!? Chocolate and Bread? Thats gross. That shit even looks gross. I find this a lil bit more funny than most people thought because I have a friend who dressed up like R. Kelly one year and walked around with a jar that said “R. Kellys Doo-Doo Butter”… this nigga was puttin it on niggas n shit. That shit was hilarious.

lol yuck


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This looks like everything Justin Timberlake was not talking about in his song ‘Sexy Back’

I see this and I have to ask my self, what does one have to eat to obtain such a frame? Gummi worms and hogmogs? shit.

what does the front of her look like? Maybe shes so ugly, her titties ran to her back?

and shes knock kneed. But its very well possible that her knees have collapse from the pressure of holding up her top up!

at least she match tho. not really.

is that gout on her legs? I was informed you cant see gout, but well… you be the judge. What in the fuck is that on her legs lol Im no expert here. Im just high as fuck and came across this picture on twitter.

Is that a sports bra of some sort she has on? Is it holding up her front or her back?

normally your purse strap is suppose to come around your back and down to your hip. hers… didnt make it that far down.
speaking of her purse strap… is her chin swallowing the other portion of the purse strap?

and is it me, but for whatever reason, it just seems like she had a beard or some kinda stubble or chin hair on that face…

I wonder how far she has to walk… and how much her thighs have to rub together… until her ass swallows her pants? … or sweats. or whatever stretchy cotton garment that is providing that ill visual.

her hair situation though… a bun to the side? interesting choice considering the shape of her head. her corn rows look like they fade into a row of naps.

is her shirt on backwards? i ask because that hole is really big. it looks like a stunt man is gonna be fired out of that shit or something.

I wonder if shes ever seen that mean ass crease in her back? I wonder if she feels it? You know she sweat alot. and im sure thats the first wet spot. that crease.

But no seriously…. what do you have to eat to get a body like that? 3 Luthers a day?

whos legs did she sit in between to get those corn rows?

she has an automatic recline when she sleeps. Probably helps with eating, being laid up in the bed and sleeping all in the same spot and the same position. im sure that back makes it really easy. those are probably bed sores on her legs. not that i know what those look like either.

I wonder what she is there to buy? what if she was there to buy minstrel cycle supplies? would that be gross to you, or just further confirm that its a girl?

have you seen beuwolf? and you know how the man who is power hungry sleeps with the weird thing (anglia jolie) and she has the monster baby that hunts the kingdom of the king in 18 years or whatever… it looks like alice the goon slept with the weird thing. and blam. This girl is tall as fuck lol. she is towering over the other two ladies in the shot!

i wonder if she wears tight clothes to show of her figure?

I wonder if somebody told her she looked good in what she has on. I wonder if somebody told her she matched??

I wonder if that top was somebody elses and she stretched it out?

good lord… just hit the track already. clearly there is a huge problem.


So Im bored as hell, skimming through the thousands of unread items in my google reader and I all of a sudden I come across a this post where a guy has taking the unboxing of his new PS3 Slim to the sexist levels possible.

He was rubbing on the emblem like it was a nipple lmao good lord!! This shit made me uncomfortable damn near lol


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She will make u love her… She will make u hate her. Right now… Its just me her and mary… My main bitch. Threesome FTW!

A lot of people don’t mess with gin.. I do. Blame Snoop. Me and my cousin Drew have dubed bombay The Bitch because in a drunken rant one great drunken day this nigga Drew blamed the bitch on the bottle for getting him as drunk as he was. He was explaining this to a very very drunk and high me. Who wasn’t understanding who this bitch was that he was cursing… At all. I’m looking for somebody. But this man has a bottle of Bombay Sapphire that we had been killing all nite… He has it to his head… With the picture of the old lady lined up with his eyes. And starts to pleed with my dumb ass who is looking for an actual girl. ‘Nigga look! Nigga look at me! Do u see my eyes! Do u see what I’m lookin at nigga!’ This niggas eyes are pulling hard as fuck to the bottle. Not to mention he is pointing the whole time. Right at the lady. Sadly … Still took me a cool one to catch on. But that didn’t stop Drew at all. He kept on till I finally saw the lady on the bottle. Lol

As much Bombay as I’ve downed before that moment. I had never noticed her there. So needless to say… I was surprised. The drunk and high surprised where its mind blowing how u managed to miss some shit for a long time and now its doubly wow! That was me. Lol

So now… We refer to her as The Bitch. She looks the part. And she does her job.
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I saw this on the net somewhere and I had to get it…

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