February 2009 - Uhmah Park

This is some of the best shit I’ve ever seen, ever. First of all. I love polo shit. Im eventually gonna spiff up my room. Im secretly trying to NOT decorate my room like the Polo Store. Sigh… Every time I type it or say it out loud, I feel a little bit more strongly that I should do it. As a matter of fact, Im damn near ready to say that I AM going to do that shit lol. I have white blinds, it would look like the catalog in this bitch. Good lord. Anyway. So some time ago, I came by this wonderfully ignorant youtube video.

I am not playing when I say, I seriously love shit like this. These niggas are seriously about it. You gotta fuckin love it! I hope they make that movie. Imma pay to go see it, but Imma steal it on GP! lol The kicker to all this is Thirstin Howl III the all over this shit. Who I’ve been a fan of since I first heard him on Lyricist Lounge, back in the day. This man is so slept on. On one of the Lyricist Lounge tapes and he said my favorite shit to tell punk ass niggas like HASSAN when its time to play some Tekken..  “You can lose or you can lose, those are your options”
lol this nigga says the most outrageous ass shit … first of all this nigga claims he is a Skillionare. Which is the fucking guts. this nigga says, he will battle 80 niggas and have enough rhymes to go first lol. he said he could pick pocket a grass skirt lol “im bout to have rap locked, with rhymes two two a cell” lol “you wouldnt catch me half stepin even if I both feet” lol shit… but the best shit ever. “My ego and my conscious refuse to share the same space”

I know I have a few friends who appreciate shit like this too… and thats why were friends. Everybody else… fuck it, I dont pity you at all. your bad lol.

Now let me go black out.


Snoop has a new show that Ive been bullshiting on adding to my DVR. But not after this shit here.

For the fascist RSS readers like on Facebook that refuse to bring in youtube video. Here’s the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRO8z3Yvh-s

First of all. If you are a reader of this blogger or if you just happen to know me well… you know that I think SugaFree is great. After this video, its probably safe to say he is a modern day prophet. LMAO Fucking SHIT! I really do believe the greatness of SugaFree is under estimated. The shit that jumps out of this mans mouth is …… I dont know what the hell to say. Shits amazing. I met this man one day… fittingly at a hotel. To make a long story short. Its not an act. This nigga walks around with pimp jokes that females magically dont fucking hear lmao. I was at an event, this is why I was at this hotel. SugaFree preformed. I ended up seeing this man in a hall way some where leaving the after party. The girl I was with wanted to take a picture with him. So I took a picture and what not… but during this whole exchange. This nigga cracked like 4 pimp jokes that had me crying laughin and both females were lookin at us like… what the fuck is so funny?!? I dont know why they werent laughing. They heard what the nigga said and responded. I dont know where and how they missed it. Dont asked me what was said. I just remember laughin like a muhfucka and this nigga giving me the “these hoes dont talk our language look” like he did in the video. Shit was hilarious. Im glad this man got his life back together.

I think the song that goes with this shit is the real killer tho. gotdamn. Snoop is the best nigga ever in the whole wide world for putting SugaFree on TV like this for the world to partake lol.

But… the best line of the whole year. And I seriously challenge anybody to even TRY to beat this lol. “oh he must be different? – of course we different bitch! We Pimps! You…. HUMAN!”

BEAT IT! I DARE YOU TO TRY!!!

if you dont find that overly hilarious. I pity you and your boring perspective lol.


The Simpsons, the carton that has been on forever. Has a new intro… after like 20 something years lol.

Its actually kinda great. I love it!

This shit has been on since I was in the 4th grade at least. Probably the third grade. I remember watching little side episodes of this shit on The Tracey Ullman Show back in the day. It was the guts back then and fuck what everybody else is talking about. I watch Family Guy and South Park all the time. The Simpsons is STILL fucking hilarious.


This shit is awesome. I wish I could rap, I’d try my hardest to write my best shit ever to this beat. I heard this on the commercial for Skate 2. I damn near wanted to buy the game. But then I remembered this is the internet age. This song was just a search and a couple of clicks away. I wish this could play behind me when I walked down the street. On some Im Gonna Get You Sucka shit. lol. This and the Imperial March… lol thats another post tho lol.

The artist, Oh No is clearly dope. Im gonna have to listen to everything this man has ever made.


You can all me all kinda Jay-Z stans if you want. I dont giva fuck. I liked this track when it was only 1 verse. This shit became an instant classic to me. Shits bangin. I guess some puppeteer thought the this was bangin too, because he felt compelled enough to take time to make a video. And a buncha other videos. None the less… I am entertained! Thats all that matters.

Im sure with a little bit more money behind it, this could have been the video for the song… dont know how serious people would have taken it after that. Im just sayin.lol


I just wanna tell you what a physic told me…

UPDATE: Sigh… clearly everybody believe this nigga took things too far. I disagree, but whatever. If you happen to see the video out there, then lucky you lol. But here is a link that might help you out some. Click Here

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This nigga… had niggas at this mans moms place of work. Gotdamn..

This is why Im a 50cent fan though. We dislike people exactly the same. This is some shit I’d do. Seriously. You can tell, when this nigga 50 dont like a nigga. He really dont like a nigga. The level of dislike is hard to explain. Because alot of people think if you can do some shit like this. Youre immature or youre just really hateful or some shit. But thats not it. There are people in this world, who love to give and give and put a smile on peoples faces. They put all their energy into it because it makes them happy. It gives them a sense of fulfillment and all that do-gooder shit. It feels good to make another person smile. For which ever reason they need to be smiling for.
Then, on the other hand. You have individuals who actually get the same pleasure by putting frowns on peoples faces. They get ultimate joy, by making some one else life a complete living hell. Like its the greatest shit to them. It feels like when you beat someone at a one on one game of anything. The more competitive you are, the better it feels. Some people, arent competitive as others. Some people dont get as much joy from winning than others do. Winning is the most important thing to some people.
Everyone has a “Mean Streak” but everybody has a limit to there would be “meanness”. Some people can go further than others. But the masses agree… there is a line in certain situations that shouldnt be crossed.
Those people that get joy from making frowns instead of smiles? Those people usually are looking to identify the line, so they can cross that bitch. Cross it nice and good and hit em where it hurts. The more pain on display, the more elation yielded from which ever line crossing went down.
Just like if you give some one you love a present and it makes them cry. You walk away feeling like that person REALLY liked what you got them. You REALLY did a good job and you feel REALLY good about your self. Crossing the line, feels just like that. Except you dont like the person. Alot of people seem to think not liking somebody takes energy and puts you in a bad place. I disagree, kinda. It can if you let it.But what I’m talking about is something different, its the same kind of energy it takes to like some one or to keep them as a friend. But when you play a practical joke on this friend, you mean it lol.

You might read this and think. Damn OJ is a fucked up person lol. He is just looking to do people foul. Nope. Not at all. I believe, that you can lead people to slaughter or to pasture. I personally rather lead people to pasture. But if we’re beefin, Im always ready to cross the line. I can go either way and be just as happy. I dont walk around lookin to be fucked up. So if we’re beefin, its probably your fault lol. I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong.So if you can show me that I was wrong and I can agree. Then I’ll say I’m sorry and mean it. So as far as I’m concerned. There is no reason for anybody to have beef with me. Im really a nice person. So if we’re beefin, that means that YOU are fucking with ME and that, I’m seriously too competitive to stand for lol. Not only that, but if I decide that Im going to go ahead and “return fire”, Im not gonna know when to stop. Im only gonna stop when I feel it. Just like when people stop doing favors for their friends. Why? Because they dont feel like doing that shit. Same thing.

I guess I’m kind of an extremest. I thought “shock and awe” was a good plan to be honest lol

This same shit is one of the reasons my homeboy Wendell is my nigga. In highschool, this man was beefin with this nigga that I didnt like my gotdamn self. So one day, I hear about this nigga that Wendell dont like tried to say whasup to him in passing. Like yo whasup Wendell. This nigga replies… “Nigga dont talk to me, nigga I dont like you!! We aint cool nigga!!” loud enough for plenty of the cafeteria to hear it lol and see him walk off with out a reply. LOL shit was hilarious. I wasnt there to see it. But enough niggas told me about that shit minutes later lol.

I wish there was some kind of award this nigga 50 cent could get the way he is going at Rick Ross and DJ Kalid aka the hollywood car chase driver lol. When 50 took Rick Ross’ baby’s moms shoppin and had her all on camera talkin shit. That was pretty damn good. But this fucking poem shit here… rollin up on a nigga moms… at work… at home… caught her sleep AT WORK!!! Imagine how she is gonna feel when DJ Kalid calls her up all frantic n shit lol And thats how she has to find out she got busted sleeping at work lol. Not only that, but if her job is on some punk ass South Carolina shit, she might get fired lol. lol gotdamn. This is how you cross the damn line lol. There aint no coming back from that shit lmao. There aint gonna be no press conference. Minister Farrakhan wont be able to say shit thats gone help. Nothin. Its either on for life after that. Or you have to accept that you took an L and pray thats as far as it goes lol.

Lastly to clarify one thing. Imma 50 fan. NOT a G-Unit fan. Them niggas are terrible lol. Ive never understood why rappers always want a crew they are gonna outshine constantly.Well, I kinda do. Theres money to be made, but damn lol.


Earlier today, Eddie House of the punk ass boston celtics, filed an ankle insurance claim. Not to become an agent, but as an unfortunate victim. Footage that accompanied the video can be found here:

LMAO

Chris Paul crossed this man THE FUCK up. and turned him all the way around. It was either get turned all the way around, or leave even more ankle juice all over the freethrow line. The same ankle juice clearly made Chris Paul bust his ass after the play. LOL


I like shit like this. I dont know if the shit is real or not. Hopefully it is. None the less. I was entertained and thought it was pretty cool. Although if it as me. I cant really say how I would have reacted lol. I would have probably taken shit too far and started running to see if they would start running with me. Or jumped in the car and tried to see if they rolled out with a nigga. I would have taken they asses to the hood lol.

It would have turned into a commercial about how with a verizon cell phone, you can dial for help WHERE EVER you might happen to find your self. LOL I cant lie though, I would have taken a picture with these fools too lol.

other shit im liking. the custom embeding of youtube movies. fuck yea!


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This picture should explain it all lol. This was my first time trying this out. It was pretty good.

We got a new camera lens last week. A 50mm. Since Im only an amateur, Im not all that familar with the terms and what. I just know its a 50mm lens and its pretty damn poppin lol. Thats what I took the picture of my bottle with. The weather at the start of last week was GREAT. I knew the rain was coming, so I played hookie from work and spent a hour or so at the beach and tested out the new lens.

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yea yea yea… the photoblog is coming back… eventually. lol