February 2008 - Uhmah Park

Usually, taking a crap is suppose to provide some relief to your bowels, guts and what not. But have you ever taken a shit, and got up from the toilet and didnt feel like you walked away with a positive experience. Dont really even blame your self… give the toilet a dirty ass look. Like its the toilets fault your guts are folded. lol I dont know what the hell I ate. But if my next session goes like that, lets just say I aint looking forward to it. Imma have to start drinking more water or something.


For all you blood sucking, leeching ass, capitalizing on a niggas generosity fucks who was on a niggas rapid share account. lol

Its time for you niggas to Ante Up! Shit needs to be re-newed. LOL yall know a nigga doesnt really mind, but put some doe in a nigga pocket if youre gonna use my shit. Its only fair lol. I cant always sponsor niggas good times out this bitch lol. At least put 5 on it. AT LEAST… more wont kill some of you undercover ballers out there. I know who you niggas are lol.

Dont make a nigga change the password again lol. Now break yo self fool!


And dont ask if you can put down 5 and get up on it. Doesnt work like that lol.


Ive been laughing to myself all day. I live in a white neighborhood, and there were a bunch of Mitt Romney signs posted around here. Which was kind of alarming first of all. It kind of told me a little bit more about the people I swerve around when I decide to leave the house. But now… Romney has thrown in the towel.

I wonder how all those people feel now? Another white area I used to live in, Rancho Cucamonga ( yes its a real place for the millionth time lol). There were tons of Romney supporters out there. And the only thing they could ever say is that, they were convinced that Romney could fix the economy. And Im not saying he couldnt have, I mean he does have experience at “running things”. The economy is so skanless though, thats all they care about. Oh what will they do now. They must feel pretty damn doomed. Kind of like everybody with good sense was feeling when lil bush was put in office.

Im sorry, but how do you trust a muthafucka named Mitt? That shit bothers me. He bothers me. Ive heard this guy talk. What an asshole. I think he’s crazy. Foreal. I can only imagine if he ran the country. We’d be paying air tax and we would be promised an attack from a big country. I dont know this for sure, Im just saying random extreme worst case scenario barely possible shit. Kind of like he does.


Anybody that knows me knows I’m a huge Laker Fan. I’ve never blogged about the Lakers too much, because I always get trapped into defending Kobe’s character as a person. And as a basketball player and los angeles resident and disenchanted muthafucka over all… I can say that Kobe Bryant is my fucking favorite basketball player since The Duce Tray himself. But me and that nigga aint fucking friends. I dont know why he is arrogant, ok? But I can assure you the shit doesnt fucking bother me, Im pretty arrogant most of the time my gotdamn self. I dont know why he talked to the po about Shaq’s affairs and I really dont fucking care because Shaq aint my gotdamn friend either. I love shaq and all his bullshiting these days. But seriously, its not my gotdamn fight. Im just a fucking fan. I dont give a fuck what a muthafucka does off the court. Other than having a LILLY white ass wife ( Yes im talking about Tim Duncan ). I dont have a problem with white people or interracial relationships. But for some reason… Black Athletes marrying super blond lilly ass white girls bothers me just a tad. I dont know why. I dont really care at the end of the day.

Anyway. With that being said and out the way. All of Laker land is rejoicing at kwame brown being traded to the Grizzlies. We couldnt thank Jerry West enough! Way to stay true to the purp! Im sure Mr. West will also win in this deal some how, but I cant see that shit now because the tears of joy wont stop streaming from my fucking eyes!!!

And since my cousins and I give everybody on the laker team some kind of nick name. My nick name for Pau, is now White Jesus. WJ for short hand for text messaging during games lol. Not only does this man look like a 7 foot tall rough ass impersonation of alot of peoples lord and savior Jesus Christ. But he saved us from Kwame; Who in this analogy, would be The Romans – or everything thats wrong with the world – or just a pure fucking sin lol. Same difference lol.

Just incase you were wondering here goes a half hearted list of all the nicknames I can think of for any Laker I can think of. Friends of mine… feel free to comment with anything you got or can remember your selves.

Kwame Brown – aka – TWATTY Brown – aka – Stand Around Brown
Jordan Farmar – aka Travelocity
Javaris Crinttington – aka – The Critter. Only because its hard as fuck to type his name out on txt – i know i didnt spell the shit right. AND its hard to say that shit correctly. So sad to see this guy go. but if it means kwame is gone. PEACE NIGGA! lol them is the breaks!! sorry nigga! This man also looks like my nigga Dell, and we call him that as well lol.
Brian Cook – aka – “DONT SHOOT THAT!!!! FUCK!” im glad this nigga is gone too!
Samaki Walker – aka – Voldamort (we dont speak his name – i forgot it for years! thats how serious niggas was about this shit)
Lamar Odom – aka – LAMARTE – pronounced Lamar-tay. Just ghettofying that mans name for no good reason.
Luke Walton – aka – Soup Walton – i dont know who said this shit one day after luke got dunked on but that shit was the guts lmao
Kobe – aka – Dolo Locc – (“you niggas know me / I smoke alot of weed and say / fuck a pass like kobe” – snoop – the wash. yea i got the soundtrack lol )