Uhmah Park

Month: January 2006

So, What If…

So, what if there was the dude. And he was being stalked by this crazy bitch. Like, he cut once, it didnt work out, but now she dont wanna let the relationship go n shit. She wanna try to work shit out. She thinks she can make him happy, and all that crazy bitch shit. No matter how much he tells her that he dont want her. So she is stalking this man now. And what if, she tormented ol boy by playing The Jackson 5’s classic, “Ill Be There” on his voicemail all the time.And like every time he […]

Too Blowed For Space Ghost…

Am i the only person out there who watches Space Ghost – Coast To Coast? Well for those who dont know, they are airing episodes on Adult Swim now. I love adult swim, good blowed tv. When they aint airing that anime shit. I cant fuck with that shit. I used to watch dragon ball z back in the day. But that shit is irritating. Its like the excat oppisite of sitting through a mirachi festival, but the same level of annoyance. If you can imagine that. But back to Space Ghost.Watching Space Ghost blowed is a bad idea. Primiarly […]

Got me workin day and night….

So… real quick. Happy New Years… one of my favorite holidays. Its also one of the times where im friendly as fuck to everybody, including white people. The other time you can catch me being super friendly… is during the LA Auto Show. I love the fuckin LA Auto Show, ive been going every year for the last 4 years. Its great. The new camera concept car will be mine. Also the BMW 750Li…. sigh. But back to new years… nobody told me the affects that champange can have on the human body. i was drinking that shit like it […]