April 2005 - Uhmah Park

ok… in honor of 420, which has clearly passed. but ive been busy all day and couldnt write this shit out.

… and i wasnt blowed earlier either.

and no… you dont have to worry about this being like the last entry ( even tho, you sick fucks read that nasty shit lol )

So anyway… like i was saying, in honor of 420, i will submit the shit i like to listen to when im blowed, at night lol. because during the day ill listen to anything like i was sober.

— Jimi Hendrex … of course. if you smoke… and youve set back and listened to some jimi. you be feeling like that shit way more than you would if you were sober. its werid. its like watching a movie that was based on a book with out reading the book… if your sober. but its like reading the book then watching the movie… there is a whole higher realm of understanding. i remember one time me and one of my ex’s smoked and it was probably my highest moments ever… at least top 3. i felt like i was moving in slow motion. shit was ruff. i was so high, i wanted DESPERATLY to come down. but anyway… we are in the car trying to find the particular theatre that she had free tickets to. we had to drive all the way to calabases, and we stoped at EVERY theatre between porter ranch ( northridge ) and calabases… and the whole time i had some jimi blowin HARD. loud as fuck n shit… and i felt like i was driving towards the sun or some shit. it was like some shit you see on a movie. it was great. lol it was like i was living a soundtrack or something. Voodoo Soup ( not Child… i got it right… Soup ) is my shit. so is machine gun. and of course purple haze… come on now lol.

— The Doors… it might just be because im from LA. i remember i didnt used to like these niggas… john and wendell would play that shit in the car and i thought i was gonna have a fucking conipition or some shit. ( althought i dont know what it is… it sounds like what i was damn near about to have ) but now… after ive sat back and listened to songs id hear in movies, here and there and listened to them because i liked them. it made me wonder… what else these niggas got? turns out most of this shit is fire and great to listen to when your blowed.

— Nirvana… it depends on what kinda blowed mood youre in. if you dont wanna listen to some shit tottally slow… but not so upbeat. fuck with some nirvana. This is one of the top 5 bands in history in my opinon. i know some poor rightious music lover is gonna cuss at me, but i could giva fuck. i stand by that.

— The White Stripes… ok… these muthafuckas are up and down. but they have a track on their third album i think, called Cannon. that shit is hard. it had me bangin my head like a punk rocker in the car one night. and on the elephant album ( my favorite ), in the cold cold night is hella mellow and fuckin great.

— Bone Thugs n Harmony – E. 1999… oh my GOD! mr bill collector is my SHIT!!! budda lovers, bud smokers only. the whole album is fuckin great. the one before this is cool too. but dont nothing they ever put out really fuck with E.1999… the album that most people call their first, which is really their second… the names of these albums escapes me right now tho, anyway… that album has a few tracks you could group with the E.1999 album, replacing first of the month and crossroads of course lol.

— Outkast… fucking pick an album. outkast is GREAT blowed music. especially Aquimini, Synthezier and SpottieOttieDopaliscious and The Aquimini Track. ATLiens is equally as great. The Mainstream is my shit. i love that whole album. not to mention the first three albums damn near rattle my car apart them shits hit so hard lol.

— Nas… not all his shit. but anybody that smokes that is a nas fan, knows what tracks im talkin about.

— Led Zeplin… im SUPER up on led zeplin, but that there is good blowed music. alot of times people think when their blowed, oh they wanna listen to somethin nice and mellow and slow. but sometimes things thats up beat will put you some where else, shit will have you awake and mind wondering lol… its just different, its great. anyway… sometimes when i listen to led zeplin, i have to skip past the immigrant song, shit be fuckin with me. if you insist on some mellow shit when youre blowed, Stairway to heaven cracks.

— Biggie… only a few songs, depending on what type of mood youre in, and how much of a fan you are. me perosonally, i can listen to that niggas whole catalog when im blowed. This man my favorite MC, i understand im from LA and i “should” be a pac fan, but im sorry, that nigga can rhyme circles around Tupac. Go ahead and hate me you pac cult member muthafuckas, yea i said it. anyway… The World is Filled, Young G’s on puffs first album, no way out. Whats Beef, Niggas Bleed, I Gotta Story to tell, Somebodies got to die, Danger, Big Poppa, Youre Nobody Till Somebody Kills You, Long Kiss Goodnite, My Downfall.

When the Remi’s in the system, ain’t no tellin
Will I fuck em will I diss em, that’s what these hoes yellin
I’m a pimp by blood, not relation
Y’all still chase on, I’ll replace on, punks
Drunk of Dom, silk and gators
Spittin words makin birds till they flock see you later
Whether, drunk or high, skunk or thai
Nigga play against some playa shit, slugs gon fly

Ain’t no lie, pimped out, the SSI
Nigga don’t ask why, just respect it
She bought me the necklace, the bracelet
The Benz-o, she laced it
Crib-o, got it, interior decorated
Now my popularity grew, in each state
Now I got two in each state
Used to drink brew and eat steak
Now I pop bottles with models, larger steaks on large estates
classic shit… nobodies touching that im sorry.
Young G’s offa puff album has Puff, Jay, and Big on the track, in that order. Jay’s verse was pretty great. but biggies verse, will make you forget ALL about JayZ. Jigga who foreal. Jay will forever be in his shadow. and we can talk that if biggie would have never died shit all day long… but everybody will come to the same conclusion… Jay would not be where he at, period.
But if you like to listen to a good lryical track… you might wanna fuck with: (if youre not knowin about big)
Hypnotize, kick in the door, skip to his verse on mo money mo problems (shits hard) and on all about the benjemins ( even better! ), unbelieveable, machine gun funk, The What with meth. id paste the lryics to unbelieveable… but fuck it, trust me… its one of his greatest tracks. the hook sucks but you get used to it after so many times lol. but trust me… the shits undenyably live. you super hiphop heads… trust me. shit can get with the anything anybody can bring to the table. this niggas ryhmes is impecable. and i wont talk about the flava in your ear remix verse. shits crazy son… crazy! lol

— Jay Z… lol since were talking about biggie. Jayz’s track Treats is super fucking live. the watcher 2… his verse on that shit is cold. thats the best diss i ever heard with out a nigga saying fuck you directly lol and calling out no names at all.

— DJ Quik… BombBud 1 and 2 oh my GOD thats my shit. and since were talking about diss songs real quick. Dollaz + Sense is one of the top 5 diss tracks ever… shit is vicious!!! Let You Hav It is pretty cold as well.

— Miles Davis… Kind of Blue ( of course )… im really not fuckin with bitches brew… sorry. But Blues And Balads is great. Birth of Cool i can fuck with when im blowed and Miles Ahead.

— John Coltrane and Don Cherry – The Avant Guarde… oh my GOD, this album is FIRE!

— Wayne Shorter – Speak No Evil… this shit is wonderful.

— Dexter Gordon – Copin’ The Haven… i love this song.

— John Coltrane – A Love Supreme… Duh! shits great blowed music.

— Tony Williams – Lifetime… Wendell hipped me to this… shit is a nice listen when youre stuck and cant move. lol

— Gorillaz – their first album… shits live… starshine is my shit.

— RHCP – Californication… thats right, red hot chilli peppers… i love this song. that shit makes me stop whatever im doing, and start singin that shit. Man… i know a lot of people from other places other than California. And its werid trying to explain to them about how shit is out here. California is the most unique place on this earth, trust me when i say that… at least in the states… at least. The people here are different… black people, mexicans, white people, asians… all of us. we are different from the rest of our respectful breathern acorss the nation. i dont know how else to explain it. some people think we are werid, we dont have no culture or whatever the fuck… were too flashy, were too this or that… we dont have this or that. whatever… the only way to understand California is to have lived here for an extended period of time… or be a native. thats it. certin shit you just cant do out here… certain shit is just ok for whatever reason. somethings that shouldnt matter out here just do… like apperance is big in all of cali, especially LA. other niggas in other places, dont care that much. youll fuck around and get talked about out here lol. i honestly thank God that im a californian, from los angels. i fuckin love it here… and there is no place better.

— RHCP – Under The Bridge… Since im talkin about LA. California is great, but the best part ( and only part that seriously matters lol ) is Los Angeles. man the first verse of this song… i just feel that shit every time i hear it. ill stop and sing this shit when i hear it too… although i dont know the words to either of these songs that much lol.

Sometimes I feel
Like I don’t have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angels
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I drive on her streets
‘Cause she’s my companion
I walk through her hills
‘Cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds
And she kisses me windy
I never worry
Now that is a lie

I don’t ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way

only people from LA can feel that shit there.

— Massive Attack… pick an album ( i only know of … two…. i think lol ). i really couldnt tell you any of the names of the songs, because i always listen to everything i have.

— Portishead… cant mention massive attack and not mention portishead. these muthafuckas are way too live for thier own damn good. some of their songs are so gotdamn sexy. Glory Box, Western Eyes, Nobody Loves Me, It Could Be Sweet… just to name a few. shit will make you think on some super great ass you got if youre by your self, and you might end up touchin ya self if you get down like that. lol real shit.

— James Brown… now if youre blowed and feelin funky ( yea i said it ) throw on some JB! they dont call this man the God Father for nothing. real shit… everybody has learned from the God Father… Nobody has more Soul! The Big Pay Back will have you wanting to whoop a nigga ass. you know one of the times you walked away from a fight, and wanted to kick some muthafuckas ass. and you always say… i shoulda fucked that nigga up!! GOTDAMN! this song right here will have you wanting to find that nigga how ever many years later, and do what you shoulda did then lol.
Its a mans world… wooo shit… dont be high AND have some drank in your system. you will confess your love for somebody lol. that and try me… of course lol.
i remember once in fat burger ( i think i wrote about it ) i put on Im Black And Im Proud on. i thought that shit was halarious. place was full of white people. me and the homie was the only niggas in the place… oh and the nigga working there. nobody else saw the humor i dont think. they was trying to act like that shit wasnt on.
Do It To Death is one of my favorite JB Tracks… HOW YA DOIN BRUTHA!! id call ya name but i dont want people to know ya in hear!

— George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic – Mommy Whats A Funkadelic… now most of the parliment shit is fire. but this shit here… good lord. if you could ever come up on this… its fuckin great, i promise (you could ask a nigga maybe lol) it will be worth you looking for. i found this one day… wasnt even looking for it. just came the fuck up. i love this song. it sounds like a song a muthafucka or 5 has overdosed to one or twice lol.

— Dr. Octogon… that dr octogon album is on that shit. like the sheep rape entry shit lol. i dont have that, just because its way way way beyond me lol.

— Aceyalone – The Book Of Human Language… An ESSENTIAL in every hiphop heads collection. The Walls & Windows is my favorite shit. sigh… i can not count the fucking times… i have been in the car with that man John… BLOWED AS FUCK… and this shit has been on. millions… and i know i have not lived a millions days yet. but believe me… its been millions of times this has happen. rolling around fontana, rialto, rancho, ontairo… IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN DARK!!! if youre new to the Inland Empire, you wont remember… but if youre from oxnard, camerillo, you know exactly what im talking about. The IE used to be DARK AS FUCK at night. street lights were few and far between. there are mad homes on highland now, but i can remember when that street AND baseline both didnt have NO LIGHTS for at least a 15 mile stretch. just a stop sign here or there… MAYBE! niggas used to do 100+ up and down these gotdamn streets. but not when youre blowed… youre just rolling in the dark… looking at lights in the distance… listing to Aceyalone talk about, the walls have ears the windows have eyes, and a wise man tells no lies. and this nigga John is Captn Backstreets. this nigga would NEVER take a main street home… it was always a back street with no street lights and TWO muthafuckin lanes.

— Raekwon – Only Built For Cuban Lynx Niggas… i was reading a great story on how the purple tape was put together. shit was great. whole album cracks.

— Ghostface Killah – Iron Man & Supreme Clientle… these two albums are beyond great. this nigga ghost flow is like no other. he is in a class all his own… if niggas picked up his flow, nobody would ever be better.
Step into the party its me… God All Mighty… GHOST STILL HOLDING THAT SHOOTIE!!! Assasination Day is probably my favorite Ghost track… and Ghostdini and Malcom by hisself. Ghost is all about the track tho… what he feelin at the time. you can tell because all his albums got like 3 tracks that are less than 2 min long… and its like one long ass verse… or two quick ones. might have a hook, might not. dont nobody else do that shit.
and any real wu fan knows about winterwarz and how cappadona lost his gotdamn mind on that shit.

— Redman – Muddy Waters… i dont skip not one track on this album. and if im the mood… i listen to all the damn skits too. Red has the best skits in the fuckin business lol. this album is a fucking classic. a documentry should me made about this album. real shit. all though all you will here that nigga say is… its a album about smoking weed lol. this nigga got super busy on this gotdamn album.

Kanye West – College Drop Out… The Advance Copy of this cd has a track called Consequense that is out of control. i dont know about yall… i love listenin to this nigga kanye when im blowed. dude is underrated. alot of people dont like cocky muthafuckas… i do. shit dont bother me. im confident about me and what i can do. now if you gotta throw it in a nigga face… ok. that can get irritating. but if you know you good. and you feel like you need to show niggas whasup every once in a while, and youre fustrated because muthafuckas are over looking you. eehh i can kinda understand that shit. but me… id go about geting the attention i felt like i deserved in other ways lol. anyway… kanye can provide some good listens when youre laid out…

alright… i cant remember no more right now… imma black out. Happy 420!!


so, i was minding my own business one day and i had a thought.

so… lets say some random hick, decides one day that he wants to have sex with one of his farm animals. like yea ok… i been eyeing this sheep for a few days now. and i think imma have me a piece!

and just like he says, he goes over to the sheep and its time to fuck him a sheep. naturally, the sheep has strong objections to what its owner is gettin ready to do. So one could assume, that the sheep…. is being FORCED to have sex with this farmer who is set on some sheep ass at the moment. So one could also say… the sheep was raped. the sheep was forced to have sex against its will with its owner, some horny sheep fucker! that is rape!

so now, a sheep has been violated. it has been RAPED! the horny sheep fucker farmer has gone about his business. he got his, and he didnt stick around. nigga bounced. so now we are left, with a sheep who has been sexually violated. its rights as a living being have been violeted. sex against its will. i mean… certainly sheep too, have God given rights? no living creature should be forced to have sex against its will. thats just fucking wrong. so surely the sheep feels its been wronged! violated! forced into an act of beastiality! unaturalness! say what you want about gay sex, wrong or right. who gives a fuck. but cross species sex!? that is certianlly crossing the muthafuckin line! wrong, no matter how you slice it. im sorry but sheep do not consent… its not volenteering to be fucked at all. doesnt fucking want to. sheep cant communicate with humans… so there is no possible way a sheep can communicate that it wants to be fucked by some one in particular. AND im sure there would be some kind of struggle. No matter what you are… some one tries to stick something up your ass… youre gonna put up SOME kind of struggle!
so now how does the sheep feel? really what i wanna know. does the sheep need some kinda counculing? like is the sheep mentally affected? or does it just limp off… ass all raw… pissed off like ugh… that was some bullshit! and goes on about its life. is ther some kinda reaction when the sheep sees the farmer again. i dont know. im just wondering if the sheep behavior changes i guess.
or any other animal the farmer wants to force his self on.

i kinda also wonder if the farmer brags about it to his friends. like oooohhh weee! i got me some sweet sheep ass the other night!

ugh thats just nasty…..
thats some ol beyond me shit…

but what if the sheep did start to act different. and some one caught on to what happen. who would come and talk the sheep thru its horrible experience? would some one from PETA come out? lol im kinda thinking, yea. these muthafuckas… they would probably be all concerned n shit and hate the farmer. try to put him on blast in the town n shit. try to get him arrested.
lol and if he did get arrested. what could that nigga possibly say? oh the sheep wanted it?
muthafucka how you know?
but then again… how you know it didnt want it?
we cant ask the sheep. it doesnt speak human at all.
so other than hard evidence that some farmer, had sexual intercourse with a sheep. nobody can say if both parties wanted it for sure, because the only muthafucka we can effectivly communicate with is some sick sheep fucking fuck. and we already know what his story is. the sheep wanted it. nasty fuck.
so now what?
a sick sheep fucking farmer fuck, is back on the range… preying on sheep. and until you bust that nigga and see the sheep putting up a desperate struggle because some sheep fucking farmer is trying to stick his package up this poor sheeps exits.

and if you do… at that point, you will have witnessed an act of sick beastiality, instead of just hearing about it, or figuring out it happen. now you get to see it, and its the only thing worse that hearing about it or figuring it out. ugh!

and you know the sheep is the true victim in all this. lets not forget it was sexually violated.

but really… if you got this far. you, my friend, are just as dumb as i am. say what you will about me… ill admit, this was pretty fuckin stupid. i mean… this nigga is talking about farmer sheep rape. yes… i may be retarded for thinking it up. but youre just as retarded for reading it all. congratulations… youre on your way. you could of stop reading this shit long time ago. it was pretty long. why are you still here? lol ah man!

youre probably the same muthafuckas that read the graphic ass details about micheal jackson and that lil boy. the trifllin ass security guard… watched the whole shit happen. and i mean… its been so long. but this muthafucka managed to give EXPLICED ASS DETAILS about what the fuck happen. me… i stoped reading that shit… i couldnt take it no more. shit was gross son! but i was thinking….

what kinda gross muthafucka writes this whole shit out… graphic sentence by graphic ass nasty ass sentence!

what kinda gross muthafucka just lays in the CUT and watch some shit like this. i mean… molesting lil kids aint something you do in front of a buncha muthfuckas. clearly one would have to be on some on the sly shit. so anybody who was able to just sit back and watch a few minutes of live child porn, was in hiding, watching… and trying to not get caught doing either! shits gross son! what kinda muthafucka does that. and how does he remember so vividly? WHY does he remember so vividly?! fuck is wrong with HIM!

what kinda muthafucka reads that whole graphic ass artical… SHITS GROSS SON!! nigga ugh!

like i said… i couldnt finish that shit. shit was nasty.

somethin aint right.

anyway… my mind aint right… i think imma go make me a quesidilla! it goes down for me! more than for you!

OH! and if by any chance you have a sick sense of humor and or support sheep fucking. Click Here to buy that shirt lol


You ever here of something so bad, that people just wont believe… and you just gotta laugh about it with more than 3 people.

you cant make this shit up!!! gotdamn!!

Ive never known a muthafucka to not have absolutley NO SHAME in his muthafuckin Game! if a nigga cared so much, he wouldnt post his business all across message boards n shit. so hell, ill share…

Calvin (12:29:29 PM): what up Peter Cetera
OJ (12:29:53 PM): what it be like like Fuzzy Zeller
Calvin (12:30:04 PM): LMAO!!!
Calvin (12:30:14 PM): Fried Chicken and collard greens at the masters yesterday nigga!
OJ (12:30:59 PM): YES NIGGA!!
Calvin (12:38:10 PM): I can’t believe noone talks about Fuzzy saying that shit anymore
Calvin (12:38:15 PM): that was fucking TERRIBLE
OJ (1:15:16 PM): lol it was
OJ (1:15:20 PM): we need to remind people
OJ (1:15:32 PM): its the 7th anniversery of chicken and collard greens lol
Calvin (1:15:45 PM): LMAO!!
Calvin (1:15:48 PM): nigga though
Calvin (1:16:00 PM): this nigga Dirty is the most degenerate nigga EVER
OJ (1:16:34 PM): LMAO
Calvin (1:16:37 PM): do you know what this nigga does?
OJ (1:16:41 PM): LOL what?
Calvin (1:16:53 PM): you know he be using the computer at some public library to download and burn bootleg CD’s
Calvin (1:16:57 PM): as if that wasn’t bad enough
OJ (1:17:02 PM): LMAO!!!!!!
OJ (1:17:05 PM): gotdamn lol
Calvin (1:17:11 PM): this nigga has the nerve to complain that it’s “too many people using the bandwidth”
OJ (1:17:17 PM): LOLOLOLOL
Calvin (1:17:19 PM): he goes around UNPLUGGING MONITORS
Calvin (1:17:27 PM): what kind of degenerate ass nigga!!!!
OJ (1:17:27 PM): LMOAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP!!!!!!!!!!
OJ (1:17:29 PM): WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Calvin (1:17:32 PM): YES man
OJ (1:17:36 PM): LOLMAO HELL NAW!!!!!!!!
Calvin (1:17:49 PM): I was in shock as I read it on the Randomness thread on 730 (like post whoring)
Calvin (1:18:00 PM): this nigga is the lowest of the low
Calvin (1:18:20 PM): he was getting MAD cuz people were using the computers for how they were supposed to be used and slowing up his bootlegging!
OJ (1:20:26 PM): LMAO
OJ (1:20:28 PM): gotdammit nigga
OJ (1:20:32 PM): thats a gotdamn shame lol
Calvin (1:20:35 PM): I challenge you to name a person more degenerate than Dirty
OJ (1:20:42 PM): i dont know nigga lol
OJ (1:20:57 PM): but i challenge you to find a nigga with a more appropriate nick name
Calvin (1:21:04 PM): hahahahahaha
Calvin (1:21:07 PM): I’m dying here!
Calvin (1:21:09 PM): laghalga
Calvin (1:21:10 PM): ahahaha
Calvin (1:22:54 PM): nigga I seriously almost choked myself laughing…
OJ (1:25:02 PM): LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin (1:26:57 PM): I told him it was like some shit out of a movie
OJ (1:35:16 PM): nigga, if he was a boxer….
OJ (1:35:26 PM): on the front of his trunks would spell out DEGENERATE
OJ (1:35:40 PM): that nigga would be the dirtiest fighter out n shit lol
Calvin (1:36:17 PM): LMAO!!!
O 2tha J (1:36:38 PM): i bet he selling niggas bootleg cd’s made from real audio files
Calvin (1:37:01 PM): LMAO!!
Calvin (1:37:11 PM): “you can only play it on computers”
OJ (1:37:20 PM): LMAO!!!!!!!
Calvin (1:37:44 PM): “no refunds”
OJ (1:37:46 PM): LMAO
OJ (1:37:52 PM): shits be all bad quality n shit lol
Calvin (1:37:55 PM): LMAO
Calvin (1:38:00 PM): “but it skips”
Calvin (1:38:07 PM): “I said:…no….refunds”
OJ (1:38:33 PM): i bet that nigga dont even bother to print the cover… he just write the name of the cd on the shit with a sharpie in fucked up ass dengerate script
Calvin (1:39:06 PM): LMAO!!!
Calvin (1:39:08 PM): hahaha
Calvin (1:39:17 PM): “what is this CD??”
Calvin (1:39:35 PM): “can’t you read!! It says Mike Jones!!..didn’t you learn cursive”
OJ (1:39:51 PM): LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niggas is livin completly the fuck wrong these days!! Gotdamn! if you cant find a problem with some shit like that… then im sorry, but you too are a gotdamn degenerate as well. congratulations muthafucka. niggas like yall got your own part of hell. where it can be you, and muthafuckas like you… to be yall to each other… and see what the fuck youve put everybody else thru for the rest of your gotdamn days! shit!
how you just gonna deny muthafuckas an education, because your bootleggin opperation is more important. talkin about “why aint these muthafuckas in class?”

lol damn!
anyway… just thought id share
and that concludes are Adventrues of the Painfully Unscruplous and Degenerate.


oh no, another blowed OJ entry. No… not quite. im not blowed yet. …. yet lol. i will be shortly.
but yea… i am playin some jimi… shits live son!
anyway… i just had a thought ( that i orginally had a few weeks ago ).

people try to say to me… hey OJ, youre a Smoker!

let me explain to every one why i am not a smoker. im just a guy who enjoys the company of ms mary j. from time to time.

but im not a smoker simply because ive NEVER purchased a lighter because i needed a lighter to get blowed. i promise… i never have. i damn near refuse to. but if you smoke with me, you probably have realized…. he always has a lighter if no one else does, or if i go over his house to smoke… he has a FEW lighters. why is that? he HAS to buy lighters. fuck that… no i dont. every lighter i now own… i stole lol. did i steal that shit just so i could smoke? nope! im not a total degenerate ( although, next entry we will be talking about degenerates, i promise!! lol ). i just happen to end up with them muthafuckas some how some why… i could have been chillin with somebody smokin and i was the last nigga with the lighter, and when i got to the house… what do i find in my pocket? a lighter. sometimes people just leave them in the car, or at the house or some shit. and now… i have a lighter.

so yea… i am not a smoker, because ive never bought a lighter to smoke.

Now i have bought a lighter to bbq some shit. and i did end up using it to spark a j or 8. but still… thats not what it was purchased for…. and it wasnt a regular lighter… it was a grill lighter lol.

anyway… im about to go watch the sheild………………. and smoke.

with the lighter the homie i havent seen since the 8th grade accidently left in my possesion one aurbitary day at my homegirls house, when niggas was outside smokin a blunt lol oops!

Hey nigga how you been? Nice seeing ya! Thanks for the lighter nigga! lol


well… my weekend was kinda eventfull, maybe ill post about it one day. should be today, but there is a couch and j callin my name…

anyway….

have you ever woke up on a monday morning, thinking it was sunday? thinking you could sleep in… thinking you had a day to relax or do whatever you normally do on sunday. and you get up… and do whatever you do in the morning. and like 20 min after you wake up… you get slaped with some truth, that truth being… hey, its not sunday, its fuckin monday homie!

and now youre THROWN into monday mode, against your will.

has this ever happen to you?

this is the second time this has happen to me in the last two weeks. and all day today, i was basiclly in disbelief that it was monday and really didnt get too much accomplished. im kinda disapointed in myself and will spend all tuesday trying to make up what i failed to fucking do on fucking monday. but what the fuck ever. ( i have an attitude about this can you tell? )

i guess thats what happens though, when you treat sunday like its saturday lol.

lol oops!


If You Stay Ready… You Aint Got To Get Ready!

yes! that old sugafree shit. i love that shit… imma turn that shit on right now.

ah yea!! PLAYA HAM!!!

you have to be a fan to know what im talkin about….

but still… im talkin about this because its a shame more people aint heard this song.

more people need to understand what this nigga is saying! its some pimp shit, but its some real shit….

If you stay ready… you aint got to get ready….

if you stay on your toes… and you stay prepared… then when the moment where you need to be prepared for some shit, then you got that shit covered with no problem!

if you properly prepare yourself for shit you gotta do, or gone have to do… you can handle that shit with no problems when the moment comes about!

in the song this nigga say:
If you stay ready, what you got to get ready fo?!

ask yourself!! if im prepared… what do i have to get prepaired for when i NEED to be prepared? not a muthafuckin thing! because i was already prepaired!!

thats right!

so now youre on your shit and you are so cold with yours!

hard work and making sure your knowledge runs deep in said subject will put you at the top!!! where you should be! because youre the most prepaired!!

and there it is!

lol anyway… i thought id share these thoughts with you muthafuckas, because that song was in my head. and im the most blowed ive been in a long time. so im havin all kinds of prolific ass thoughts right now. this is great.

but damn, have you ever been so blowed you feel like you got to tell somebody about it! like man… youll never believe how high i am! foreal!
thats what i feel like right now

imma go watch 24, recorded on my dvr. it goes down for me!


if pirates was rappers… they would look like game do when he be rappin.
aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggg NIGGA!!!
this nigga game looks like he should have a fucking eye patch and a pariot on his shoulder when he be bussin. foreal

i know for a fact that im not the only muthafucka that be askin they self… why he do his face like that? nigga looks like the sun is always in his eyes n shit. i happen to be watching some bet tonite and i caught that how we do video ( catchy track ). and i could not stop asking my self… what in the fuck is wrong with this nigga face. i wonder do he do that shit when he talk? nigga looks like somebody poked him in the eye… but he still trying to rap. does the muthafucka have some kinda face condition? or is he tryin hella hard to look like the hardest nigga from compton since ice cube.
seriously tho… im making that face at the screen right now, wondering how this shit works. like… ah fuck it im sleepy. fuck this. im fuckin going to bed. the nigga is strange, fuck it.

i wonder tho…

if pirates did rap. when it was time to show some ass on the screen… would they show shit theyve looted or some girls in some lil shorts n shit.
…… or maybe both?
lol that would be kinda dope. all kinds of booty on the screen

the world may never know

( only maybe two people will get that joke lol, even though it sucked lol