December 2003 - Page 2 of 2 - Uhmah Park

XXXPlosive….Westcoast shit… for my niggas drinkin conyak ….. smoking weed always fat…. more than one fire arm…. chrome rims riding on…. chornic in yo system let me know… my shits the bomb….

this shit is a fuckin classic. some how i feel like i really feel this track…. only because im from los angeles. this is just some la shit right here……

all the real smokers knoooow…. nate aint passin but dro……. indeeeeeeed…. real trees …….. chronic leeeaaveeesss…. noooo seeeeeeddddddds.

now that im sober you aint that fine…. oooo ooo ooo.

gotdamn. this shit is fuckin bangin….

this whole cd was just some true to heart los angeles muthafucka shit. thats the only way you apperciate this shit.

sigh… anyway.

there is a new episode of STG posted.

Thats right… the Uhmenhiem, like the Guggenhiem… but my shit is called the Uhmenhiem… its pretty dope if you ask me. lol im rather fond of the name lol.


But this here entry is to announce the grand opening of The Uhmenhiem, my new photoblog.

i have been wanting to do a damn photoblog for the longest, but i never had the time or the focus to actually read how to get one done.
but things have changed, clearly. and i put one out.

this site is great… hands down.

i am gonna cool out on the drinking ( and smoking … kinda ) till new years eve. but this site has a buncha great drinks to ruien your liver! when i redesign my shit ( sometime soon ) im going to have this as a perminate link on there some where. everybody should link this site…. even if you dont drank!

speaking of drank….

when im drunk, i like to sing…. oldies in particularly. With that said, i think Atlantic Starr was one of the greatest groups ever. “Send for me” is my SHIT!!!! so is “Am I Dreaming”. Playing right now though, is The Ohio Players – I want to be free. man i love to sing this shit when im drunk too! i wannnnaaa be frreee eee eee……..
some of the greatest music ever!! why cant we have classics like this no more?!?!?! well… there are some tracks that are gonna be new classics… but i dont think we will ever see music like this again.

I just had a thought….

Marge Simpson is ugly as fuck. look at her… she is far from beautiful.

can cartoons be beautiful? YES! two words homie, Jessica Rabbit!

im going to break the record for most post in one day. lol

Alright… i tried not to say anything. But i cant take it any fucking more.

i’m sitting here… Watching monday night football, and they have this fucking half time segment that is the worst shit they have ever thought of! ABC and the monday night football staff apparently think it would be “COOL” to have NFL players display OTHER talents that they have. their MUSICAL talents… Sigh. This shit has got to be the lamest 15 min.. of suppose to be masculine TV ever. not including any golf telecast, ever, of course. the fuckin players on this shit are painfully lame. lamer than anybody 90% of the muhfuckas to ever be on any blind date episode. i really wish i could get a notice out to somebody saying “IM NOT IMPRESSED” over and over and over again on 10 sheets of paper in small ass print.


show something else… what happen to dennis miller? he was the fucking GUTS!!! damn he was funny as fuck. but his jokes went over most peoples heads. damn… at least bring back 7 days to monday night… that shit was WAYYYYYYYYY better than a punk ass half time segment that makes me wonder about if thier are really more gay ass nfl players than we know about.

anyway…. i have more to say… but the game is back on.

fuckin shit.

I would like to say thank you to all the people that turned out for blowedgiving 2004 ( even tho, only like 1 of them actually read this here shit lol )… it was great… i know i had a good ass time. shot out to max for bring the grey goose!

i was pretty damn blowed all day… then i got drunk ( it was the grey goose )… which was great. i didnt know shit from shit the whole day really. my parents came thru, my dad was crackin all kinds of jokes. and then him and my mom went back and forth talkin shit to each other. some of my friends came thru and ate.

My sister cooked… we didnt have a normal thanksgiving dinner… because……….. we dont celerbrate that shit lol. so we cooked whatever… we did have a turkey, but then we also had a big ass pot of chilli beans, macorni and cheese ( made from scratch ), chicken enchilada casorole, potato salad, my father made me 4 sweet potato pies ( SHITS WAS GREAT! ), and a bomb ass salad. by the time it was all said and done wasnt shit really left over… there is some turkey and some beans, but thats it. lol shit was good.

i think i got a lil too fucked up tho ( Which was the whole point ). because i was doing something and had to STOP… why? because the room began to rotate! that shit did one full rotation, and i was like fuck all that! took my black ass a seat! lol. or layed on the floor rather… right behind tha chair max was sitting in. i figued, max is bigger than me… i can probably just hide out behind here and black out till the room stops rotating! then… as soon as i got situated and what not… i had a thought. “if this nigga farts, im sooooooooo assed out….” but i was honestly way too fucked up to get up off the ground. so i was at the mercy of this niggas bowels lol. until my sister was called me because she couldnt find some shit or somethin…. i dont know… whatever it was… my presence was demanded in the kitchen. i peeled my self up off the floor… addressed the problem and plopped on the couch and blacked the fuck out in a room full of people being hella loud, laughin and cracking jokes. it was great.

next year, we MIGHT do it all over again… but it might be a potluck situation… i dont know about sponsering niggas good time lol.