December 2003 - Uhmah Park

this blogger entry will be an informitive one. As i will inform… and… yea. Inform somemore.

Lets just start off by saying that im kinda buzzed. grey goose is like the chornic of alcohole. that… or either my tolerance is retarded low.

Now that we have that fact… and little factoid of information out of our preverbal paths down the information blog on the…………. thats right… information highway. Lets revisit this last fridays Laker game vs the new look Denver Nuggets. As some of you may or may not know… your boy Kobe had to be in court earlier that friday morning facing rape charges in eagle colorodo. well… by the start of the second quarter Mr. Bumbrushthebackexit was back in los angeles, played the rest of the three quarters and hit the game winning shot. ( foreshawdow? we hope so! ). but anyway… this is not what i am here to inform you all on. For those who were face the absolute misfortune of missing this game… about the 3rd quarter one of the reporters for Fox sports spoted one of the co stars of the new fox series “the simple life”, Nicole Richie ( at least i think thats her name… it wasnt the hilton girl, with her ugly ass. ). so he goes up to her dizzy ass and interviews her. TWO questions into the interview… dude asked her…. “so who is your favorite laker?” and this muthafucka says this shit here: “Kobe!”
interviewer: “why?”
this muhfucka: ” BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!! ”
… now you… the reader are probably in shock right now. as i was… KINDA. because what i was thinking when he asked her who her favorite laker was, she was gonna say kobe… and at the most, there was gonna be some kinda underlyin kobe/whitegirl joke on this shit. but NOOOOOOOOOOOO this muhfucka had to spare us ALL the underlyin hype and place it out there for everybody who caught that shit, with a fucked up ass sense of humor, to laugh at. Thank you Nicole Richie. youre the greatest. may you have many more gutty Media moments.
By now youre probably saying to your self… well what did everybody say after that shit?? lol the interviewer got on some ethnic shit…. ” oh no you did not say that! ” LOL!!
then stu lantz says probably the most classic shit ever…. ” Follow THAT up! “. which was immedately followed up by approxamately 20 seconds of broadcast silence and akwardness lol. that shit was way too fuckin funny! wooo shit. lol

speaking of classics… id like to nominate the new jay z album as a hiphop classic. that shit is fuckin dope.

so is the new missy album. that shit there is bangin out of control.

sigh… this new nike lebrone james commercial is saturated with hype… that shit made me almost not like this nigga. it was alright… untill he came thru the fuckin doors passin off the ball n shit. gotdamn… hit me with the rock… the muthafucka who dreamed up this lame ass commercial needs to be HIT With A Rock! dumb fuck.

the new dave chappelle show begins on january 21st!! WOOOOO!!!

South park is the muthafuckin guts…

Grey Goose is Great.

Kid Notorious on comedy central is about as funny as fuckin south park… anybody who tells you different is a muthafuckin liar.

i am probably the only person that finds the new AOL commercials slightly gutty.

Mc Donalds claims that it has restructured the famed Chicken McNuggets. They claim that the nuggets are now made from white meat or something along those lines. Which begs the question… what in the FUCK where they made of before? damn! way to incriminate your selves fellas! but of course the mass public is consist of scores and scores of sheep so… most people wont ask, and i suppose they aint gonna tell. but fuck it… i dont care… because them shits was good… no matter what they were made from. However… i welcomed the change. and yesterday… i tried them shits out. and id have to say… they aint bad… but… they aint better. actually… they could be worse! only because… the mc donalds i got my batch of new nuggets from gave them to me COLD and OLD. and those of us who frequent mickie d’s understand that purchasing chicken nuggets is a crap shoot. sometimes they are piping ass hot… sometimes they are colder than polar bear ass. and before… the chicken nuggets were alright cold… but with this new method of selecting meat for the chicken nuggets… if they are served cold… they are a TAD tuff. but… for a nugget purist… its cool… youll eat them shits anyway. However… sylvia managed to get a hot batch… and them shits were bliss in a box! gotdamn. i enjoyed them greatly!
What i think what happen is… mcdonalds had BILLIONS of nuggets and decided to come with this new method… and they just mixed in the new ones with the old ones… because the difference is kinda hard to tell when they are hot. but i dont know… i think this calls for further investigation.

and i can do the robot!!! NIGGA!

that is all indeed. i hope anybody who happens to read this has enjoied this post… because i enjoied typing it. now… i am off to have another drank.
see you next time from the nation of inbreation… this is O 2 tha muthafuckin J… signing off.
Cheers!


me!
Syl got me a Canon A80 for christmas, this shit cracks… im hella excited. and i still dont celerbrate christmas… but i accept gifts on december 25th like a muhfucka lol actually i got two christmas presents today.

but in honor of my stance on xmas:

bah.. fuck christmas...

lol

im going to have to edit my wishlist now…. maybe later a nigga is sleepy.

anyway… when the day comes where i become a retailer of some sort and xmas is a big business time for me and my company… i will then be known as The Grinch Who Capitalized on Christmas lol

the rest can be seen here…
keep me entertained… or dumb shit is bound to happen.


i have absolutley nothing to say or speak on.

i hate the holidays. thats about it.

its fuckin cold… and the commercials are lame.

red and green doesnt match.

fuckin ugh.


im not taking anything away from jay. but he will never be a tupac or biggie… his tracks are dope. but this man shows no emotion really. and his flow is awkward at times. Pac and Big showed plently emotion of all of thier tracks, they brought you into thier mind states and thought process so you could either feel thier pain or understand thier perspective. Jay seem more like he is providing an explanation sometimes. and his flow just aint as smooth. probably because he slowed his flow up.

anyway… im just sittin here thinkin about retarded shit.

The Uhmenhiem has been updated… a few times! lol


If you dont know who or what the poot phantom is… click here and be informed before you go any further.

so… i was in the grociery store the other day. minding my own damn bidness… going isle by isle and i hit the corner or the isle with all the sauses n shit and WHAM! Ambushed by an aroma that can only be discribed as “Flaglarantly Unholy” ATTACKED my nostrils with ruthless aggression! I jerked my neck back like a muhfucka was trying to swing on me. ?What in the fuck?!?!? GOOD LORD! what a pungent stinch!!” i say to my self. who possibly could have left such a dasterdly smell in isle 8?
The Poot Phantom! thats who! O’ Ye leaver of unclaimed flatulance caused me to curse out loud! “Gotdamn! somebody ass is dead on the inside!” a quick look around after my yelp caused no one in the immediate area to snicker or look remotely responsible, so i shake my fist in fustration! i have been victimized by The Poot Phantom!

However! I shall have my revenge 10 fold. oh yea! revenge shall be mine!


( editors note: please refer to the previous entry before reading this one. as for you will not have the slightest clue on what the fuck i am speaking on…. thank you! )

its 5 a – muthafuckin – m…. but i got that shit to MUTHAFUCKIN work…

IMMA MUTHAFUCKIN WINNER GOTDAMMIT!!!!!

i knew that bullshit would fuckin work…
i still need to get another fuckin video card tho… 16 megs just doesnt crack.

man… its a good thing nobody is awake right now… because id slap the dog shit outta some fuckin body! i am fuckin HYPE!
i added ALL 4700 plus pictures to that bitch and it didnt freeze on me ONCE! GRRRR NIGGA GRRRRR!!!

imma do some push ups and work off this energy and black my ass out!


OK, so if you didnt know… i have constructed a photoblogger on this here site ( The Uhemhiem ). i put that shit together so i could display some of the photos i have taken over the last two years ( 4 gigs worth over and over 4700 pictures ). So, to help me organize them shits i got Adobe Photoshop Album. A program on paper that is great actually, the interface is great… the tools are great.
However… this shit WILL NOT FUCKING WORK FOR ME! i dont know what the muthafuckin problem is, but that shit will freeze RIGHT THE FUCK UP when i try to scroll some of the pictures… ive wasted one complete whole day with this shit. at one point… i even gave up and looked for another program, sadly the other shit sucked. im not a quiter… i fought with this shit all muthafuckin day. i hate it when shit doesnt work. that shit will fuck up my whole gotdamn day.

i feel so fuckin defeated… i read all over the site, i searched the net. the only thing that could possibly be wrong with this shit is either my video card is suspect…. i dont know HOW or why i have a fuckin 16MB video card… ( other wise my computer is far more superior to most anything on the market… and i put this shit tother over a year ago ). or either…… when i import my photos… there are invisible files being imported as well that album cant read and its freezing the shit up. ( imma have to look into this actually )

but right now… im fucking pissed off.
i would really like to strangle somebody.


PSA

if you didnt know…. the arch bishop, don magic juan has been featured on the boondocks for the past week or so… and that shit is RATHER gutty!

saddly however… them fools dont update thier site.

so you can find it here too.


I hate that sometimes i become a victim of my OWN pickyness. im so hard to please its rediculious. im picky with everthing…. from females to food. anything i can possibly make a dessesion on.

alot of times i wont eat because……. im too lazy to actually make me a full meal, but! i refuse to just make some bullshit real quick because it wont taste good as good if i actually took my time. plus i wont be satisfied and wont be full. so ill fuckin starve. shit sucks… there was this girl i really had a thing for. she was fuckin gourgious. she just had a terrible ass smile. i was a good 60% sure that id end up marrying this girl. but long as she didnt smile lol. sigh… turns out, i just couldnt do it. she was great. still is. but… smile… still sucks. i cant do it. i wont even let people buy me a “gift” because chances are, whatever they get me, it wont be what i want. so often times i pass. i refuse not to have what i want. yea… im kinda spoiled like that. but its hard for me to do it any other way.
i actually have a problem with gift giving…. because often times… the point of giving a gift is to make some one happy, right? so if thats the case. then why, if some one is giving me a gift… why am i getting something THEY want me to have? instead of something i WANT? that shit doesnt make sense to me. i hate when somebody gives me some shit because they THINK that i MIGHT like. eeehh i cant get with that. that doesnt make sense to me. im not being ungreatful… but really. i dont want that… im not happy… YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION! just give me some damn money… and ill go get my own damn gift. Honestly this has alot to do with my hating christmas. i used to get shitty ass presents… not from my parents… but from other people. shit used to suck. i remember my grandfathers wife ( he re-married… ) got me a fuckin bath towel… with elastic… that you put on like a muthafuckin skirt. i couldnt believe that shit lol. for the 10 plus years i celerbrated christmas… i dont think she ever got me any one thing i could actually put to use. iOR anything that fuckin fit for that matter. i actually think they still get me shit for christmas… i just dont ever bother to go get that shit. sigh. lol i have a lot of bad christmas memories. ive been fuckin grounded ON christmas day! and had all my toys taken from me… i didnt see them shits til mid january.

but then sylvia had a great idea… setting up a wish list would be a great way to get what i want. provided some one wanted to buy my picky ass something lol. made sense. my mom gave up a LONG LONG time ago… most people have.

but now… there is hope for me.

so we will see how this turns out.

speaking of see how this turns out… the howard stern show, on friday, will have a in studio contest to find the worlds smartest stripper. and that shit looks RATHER GUTTY!

thats it… thats all.