July 2003 - Uhmah Park

My Cousin JD and I, we are cursed. Cursed with the gift of over observation. lol There aint too much that gets past either one of us. But dont let both of us be in the same spot. Oh boy… if there is something wrong with you we will find it and exploit the fuck out of it lol. Anyway, i say all that to say this: JD saw some pretty gutty shit the other day.

JD: nigga somebody wrote in the dust of somebody back window
JD: Im a terrorist, kick my ass
OJ: that has to be the guttiest shit ever nigga lol
JD: yea nigga
O: imma have to do that to somebody car
JD: i couldnt wait too hit up the first dusty car i saw
OJ: YES NIGGA!!!!
JD: Nigga i wish there was a way too record muthafuckas reactions too that shit, i know there is gonna be one redneck with a confederate flag that takes some serious offense
OJ: LMAO!!!
OJ: you know? on some… you should have washed your car immedatly! ITS TIME FOR A HATE CRIME!
JD: GMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OJ: LMAO
JD: hell yea, that shit would motivate me too wash my shit, way before some punk ass “wash Me”
OJ: LMAO YOU KNOW?!?! LMAO

its a good thing i wasnt fucking driving. i would have swerved the fuck off the road laughin my ass off and hit a pole or some shit.

in other news… ( lol in honor of Max being unfelonized! )

I have been reunited with the Murder was the Case Soundtrack!!! and E.1999!!! and Ice Cubes, Bootlegs and B sides!! im so happy! Long time readers of this here weblog and friends, should remember that sometime ago. Sigh. 90% of my cd’s were stolen in an attempted thieft of my 1984 Oldsmoble Cutlass Supreme ( gangsta gangsta ). i done played the Murder was the Case Soundtrack like 3 times today lol. this shit is bangin!

say… speaking of snoop. Who told that nigga that he could wear gators and dickies in that 50 Cent video? that shit was the guts.

and speaking of 50… Pimp? im not buying it. 50… imma thug and i be doing thug shit. yea… sounds more like it lol.

wouldnt it be the guts if there was a Redneck Super hero? lol like if he got super powers from throwing back a few budwiswers ( or who ever would be brave enough to sponser that shit lol ). and when it was time for him to be Super Jim Bob. He would run and hop on a old red chevy truck and hold his bear then yell out “ITS TIME FOR A HATE CRIME!!” lol. and beat that muhfucka ass who had that imma terriorst shit on they car and didnt take it off ass soon as they seen it lol.

a pet peeve of mine… people who have websites… but still use hotmail as thier fucking main email address… or some other third party email. that shit irks the fuck out of me.

i think im done… i might add more later


A Big Ass 1985 Chicago Bear Walter Payton Touch Down Celerbration High Five goes out to the homie Max, author of Trip to Bolvion, for getting off probation today!!

High Five Man!

lol it was the haircut nigga!


i hearby proclaim today to be know forever as, ” White Republicain Thrusday “.
Why?

because today is just a fucked up ass day for more than 5 people i know. including my self. today… i woke up kinda blowed still but my throat was RAW because last night i got REALLY blowed but some how when i managed to fall asleep, i was awakened in the middle of the night choking like a muthafucka… i dont know what was going on… but i think i was trying to throw up somethin… as a result of that shit… i woke up and my throat felt like i had been throwing up all night. But OJ… if you threw up, where did that shit go?
Who knows?! i got up… but i wasnt hovered over the sink or the toilet… i dont know where that shit went.
but… when i did offically wake up, my body was fucking SORE! SORE SORE SORE! man i hurt every fucking where! but what hurt most of all, my GOTDAMN back. which is currently still hurting at the moment.
today i also made a bet with syl… that i shouldnt have… because i KNOW im going to lose… i dont wanna even speak on what she is gonna get if i lose. fuck lol.
But… its not just me suffereing today.
Sylvia is having severe stomach problems off and on and she is whiny as hell ( adding to my tourmet of this day mind you ).
speaking of people with “stomach problems”
a good friend of mine is also having those same problems… or was the other day.
and my girlfriend is too… i cant escape.
sigh.
dani is also having a fucked up day….
calvin looks like he is having a fucked up day…
my cousins sister keeps AIM’ing me about the fucked up time she is having in st louis
kobe has been havin a fucked up couple of weeks… im pretty sure today is no different. lol
man… and its only 3:30!
did i mention my back is whoopin my ass like it has kung fu master ass kicking tactics ( or like i be WHOOPIN Max ass in tekken! lol )

and to the people having good days… FUUUUUCK YOU!


sigh.

Today… at 8:30am i had to wake my black ass up offa very little sleep. Then, brave the ass end of los angeles commuter traffic to my parents new residence, as they were being presented with thier brand new house in fontana ca. Congrats to them. ( WOOOO! )

Today… i FINAILLY got to hear the end of the steve harvey morning show on 100.3 the beat. i NEVER listen to the radio and if i manage to wake up before 10 am im doing good… but his show goes off at 10 am so i never get to hear the shit. i dont care what nobody says… This is the best radio show ever. hands down. Steve Harvey has alot of good things to say as far as Black people and people in general are concerned. He should start a church of common sense and decency or some shit lol. not that id join… id definitly listen tho.

Today… i finailly heard a unreleased tupac song i actually liked!!! Yes… thats right… i havent liked 98% of ANYTHING that has been released in the name of tupac since he passed. i dont know what that shit was called but it was bangin.

Today… i heard jack in the crack ( jack in the box ) come out with a muthafuckin turkey burger… IT GOES DOWN! Jack in the box has the funniest fuckin radio commercials and tv spots.

Today… it was the tempture in fontana offically read: Nigga its MUTHAFUCKIN HOT! ( foreal! ) just to give some kinda refernce this tempture does actually exsist and is several levels above hot as fuck.

Today… in my parents brand new house… i dont know WHAT the fuck was going on, but they let all kinda mutahfuckin flies in that bitch… they was big as fuck… them shits looked like small birds. several were murdered by my self and my cousin RJ.

Today… in santa monica, some muthafucka lost they mind and drove ALL THRU farmers market. i havent really got any details… but last i heard 8 people were killed and over 40 were injured.

Today… i was back in my some what Home town of Fontana CA ( i was born and breed in SouthCentral… i dont giva fuck! ). and every time i visit this place i am inspired to work hard as i can so that i NEVER have to reside there again ever. fuck fontana and all of San Bernardino County ( where i currently have 2 outstanding tickets lol ). that place is the black hole.

Today… i had a thought…. what do young midgets look like? lol like… 4 year old midgets. ive never seent one. lol there is probably some irate ass midget reading this shit right now wishing id let loose my steady amazment of the midget world. lol

Today…. i found out one of my best friends ( John aka Jesus Christ ) has been in the hospital for over a week with spinal minigitis ( sp ). but i found out ON ACCIDENT! i dont even want to go into how i feel about how i found out lol ( fuckin dub… gotdamn uncommicative locc ). but i talked to his wife, and she said that he should be fine and he has stoped throwing up and what not and should be getting out of the hospital today or tommorrow. im waiting on this niggas call. she said it was the viral kind. i dont know what that means… i just hope John is alright.

Today… i talked got back in touch ( kinda ) with a girl that ive really been missing for a long time and have been trying to replace since the day she left my life. However. its been some YEARS and i dont know if there is still a place for her in my life. we both arent the same people we used to be in 2000. that WHOLE situation is a long ass blogger entry by its self… fuck… its at least a 20 page book. but hopefully, she will be back in my life like before and we can see what happens from there. poeple change. all i know i miss her alot.

Today… i had me a strawberry cheese cake blizzard from dairy queen… one of my most favorite things ever. out side of money, ass, head, french fries… etc lol

Today… around 1 oclock pm i SKATED out of fontana and managed to run into no traffic! it was devine intervention… i was sleepy as hell. God had a nigga back. even tho i didnt sleep when i got home… but i was running on Will and diviity lol

Today… i had a good as idea for a movie. let me get some some cheese. it cracks.

Today… when i got home from fontana… i was tired as fuck. and when i get really really tired… i get delerious and hyper and im liable to say anything… its just as bad as me being inbreated in any form. its kinda great… aside from the shaking and me feeling like im goin crazy when im trying to lay down for a min.

Today… the Los Angeles Social Club Planed its first event. for this saturday… we have been planning this shit for weeks.. KINDA lol but we finially got shit rollin… lol i know its short notice… but Saturday… we are gonna have a get together and everybody is welcome to join us! if you’d like. If you click the link and decide to come… let me know. DO NOT just show yo ass up and sit down and nobody know who you are. thats no fun lol. you WILL get hit up.
( fuck i hate gettin my manual html tag on ( im typing this from my mac )

Today… sigh… i got some bad news. My Errin is leaving me :-(. im so sad i dont know wha to do. she is moving out of state. I dont want to air out all her bidness lol. but she is leaving me. her job is shipping her off like she was a draft pick or some shit. sigh. im so sad. imma miss errin. a whole bunch. sigh.
( lol this is serious shit… i used the ascii sad face and everything! )

Today… i was gonna type this around the oj got back from fontana part… but i said… the day aint over yet… and blam… look what happen? ugh.

Today… it fucking rained!? a LITTLE bit… what kinda shit is that?!

Today… i found out that another friend of mine might be moving out here. which cracks. ( dont wanna air all her bidness out either lol )

Today… in hopes to distract my self from being sad that errin is leaving me… i picked up the x box controller once again ( ive sat them shits down for at least a month or so ) and WHOOPED DENNISES ASS in nba streets vol 2. HA! muhfucka!

Today… it was HUMID in the valley.

Today… at 9:30 pm me and some of my friends that stay in my apt building jumped in the muthafucking pool and acted an ass… i managed to stain my gotdamn neck jumpin over a chair and diving into the pool. i guess im not as graceful as i thought lol

Today… after anticipating a moment of hunger that would surface during a point in time where i wasnt feeling too lazy, i took my black ass to jack in the crizzel and got me and syl a turkey jack combo… IT GOES DOWN! that shit was good. it isnt as good as fat burger… or big time burger ( the hole in the wall burger joint on Reseda and Victory… i LOVE that place… if you go… tell the people that the big black guy said this place is the shit and i refered you lol ). but the turkey jack is a fine replacement after 9pm ( or if you dont live near reseda and victory or a fat burger ) when big time closes or when you dont feel like driving ( or shelling out the doe ) for fat burger…. them shits be spread the fuck out.

Today… i had a thought. Actors and Entertainers have NO humity. AT ALL. thats why a rapper can call his self whatever the fuck and think its really ok. or bark like a 13 pound dogg with no nutts… and think its cool. or sing like the muthafuckin cookie monster and think its the hottest shit since the month of august in arizona. or go from actor to rapper ( or visa versa )… and believe that have mic talent( and visa versa )… or come out with a clothing line with a dumb ass name and believe that people will buy it. or even better yet… just wear some OFF THE WALL ass shit and swear they look just fine. OR! OR!… fucking OR! embraress thier WHOLE fucking race and not feel like they bare the responsibilty of being faulted with setting the WHOLE gotdamn race back several years. first of all… speaking on setting a whole gotdamn race back 4 years… 10 years or what have you… with all the black actors and entertainers out that have ” cooned ” them selves out or just plain embrarassed black people as a whole… im pretty sure the offical count would have to be sent back to fuckin NASA to get a correct estimate and Black people would be set so fucking far back that we will finially discover fire ( back in africa of course ) next gotdamn week!!! with as much dumb shit some black people do we should at least be starting back from square fucking one and gettin our sun up to sun down on. that shit is fuckin retarded to me. Man… i dont give a fuck and i dont know any fucking actors athlets or entertainers… They DO NOT represent me ( even if i did… SO! ). what the next nigga does, doesnt have all THAT much to do with me. i have NO fucking control over that persons actions. ALL black people dont constantly act an ass… now i can see if you can take a constant and stick it to black people. but just because ONE nigga says some retarded shit on live fucking tv. THIS does not reflect upon me… shit… i honestly dont fucking care. if such and such acts an ass on tv and it was “coonerfic” or whatever the fuck… well im sorry he/she put his self out there like that. but im not embrarassed as a black person in this country in the LEAST bit. AND it doesnt make me feel less proud to be a black person at ALL! Honestly… thats too much power to give to a muthafucka who aint straight in the head… and aint gonna ever be straight lol. most people with extrondonary talent are lacking in some other areas. its a fact. you can take damn near ANY talented individual thru time. something was wrong with them. pick one… any one. And another thing… do Asains, Latinos, Arabs and so forth have this same gotdamn problem with being set back so many years? ive never heard of that shit… why the fuck do we have to have that gotdamn problem?!!? anyway…..

Today… is another day in the rest of my life.

Today… was a beautiful day.

Today… deah actually wrote something in her blogger… and i THINK she could be putting something up in her fucking photo gallery too lol HOT DAMN! ( cheap shot lol )

Today… i didnt get as much work done as i would have fucking liked… but i will try to make up for it tommorrow.

Today… has been a real up and down day. i dont know what to think about today.

Today… is actually over with because its 3:30am and its time to get ready for tommorrow.


An AIM rant. lol

here is a conversation i had with Carmen about a problem i have with the general public.

OJ (7:12:41 PM): im lazy too… i need to fucking wash my clothes lol
Carmex (7:14:20 PM): WASH YO DRAWLS
OJ (7:14:39 PM): naw i always wash them shits
OJ (7:14:51 PM): i need to wash my undershirts and basketball shorts
Carmex (7:15:28 PM): Funky ass
Carmex (7:15:28 PM): LOL
OJ (7:15:54 PM): you know… i noticed something about the general public…
OJ (7:15:58 PM): no matter what race they are
OJ (7:16:16 PM): muthafuckas LOVE to tell a another muthafucka that they stink in some way shape or form lol
OJ (7:16:20 PM): even on the net lol
OJ (7:16:49 PM): nigga be on the phone… let yea i gotta brush my teeth… IT NEVER FAILS! a muhfucka will be like… yea i can smell that shit from there!
Carmex (7:16:57 PM): ROFLMAO
OJ (7:17:04 PM): never fucking fails
OJ (7:17:08 PM): i dont understand it
OJ (7:17:26 PM): nigga be chattin… like ya…. ill get back… i need to take a shower real quick….
OJ (7:17:36 PM): muhfucka you talkin to goes…. stankin ass!
OJ (7:17:47 PM): or something to the effect that yo ass is stinkin
OJ (7:17:59 PM): can i possibly NOT be stickin?!?!
OJ (7:18:10 PM): can i possibly just want to take my DAILY ass shower?!?!
Carmex (7:18:26 PM): ROFL!!
OJ (7:18:38 PM): just because you shower every day… dont mean when its time for you to take another one… yo ass is stankin by that time
OJ (7:19:24 PM): man… i can see if a nigga was like… holy shit… its been 4 days since my last shower… and i havent changed my draws
OJ (7:19:35 PM): THEN… ok… yes… talk about me… i definitly stink….
Carmex (7:19:56 PM): ROFL!!
OJ (7:20:21 PM): i can not fucking stand that shit
OJ (7:22:39 PM): man… im hungrier than 4 fat people
Carmex (7:22:43 PM): Im off to read
Carmex (7:22:45 PM): *dead* ROFMAO!!!!
Carmex (7:22:49 PM): You are DUMB
OJ (7:23:12 PM): lol alright
OJ (7:23:14 PM): ill get back

reading this shit again has made me fustrated all the fuck over again… ugh!


i dont know whats wrong with me today.

i dont feel like talking
i dont feel like talkin shit…
i dont feel like doin shit…
i dont feel like working
i dont feel like hearing about nobody else shit…
i dont feel like chatting…
i dont feel like being social at all….
i dont wanna work on any of the MANY personal projects i have going…
i dont wanna watch tv…
i dont even want to get up to take a piss…
i dont feel like answering the gotdamn phone…

i dont wanna do shit, hear shit, or no shit.

i dont even feel like sittin here on my ass staring into space…
i especially dont feel like answering fucking questions today ( gotdamn please DO NOT call me on some ” i read your blogger today, whats the matter with you oj ” somebody already got a heap of hottalk for that shit earlier. )

i dont feel like havin sex… or gettin head ( which is hella rare )
i dont feel like smokin…
i dont really even feel like drinkin… even tho… chances are that might adjust my mood more to a not so…. fuck it side. but i have to endure 4 hot ass hours of traffic today… and i DO MEAN hot… i will be on the devils freeway ( the 405 ) at 3 in the muthafuckin after noon… in route to LAX and on my way back to the muthafuckin valley. hot traffic. burning. maybe thats my fuckin problem. or maybe i just need to take my black ass back to sleep.


often times when i utter the phrase ” you know whats werid? ” to some one… they somehow are caught off guard with some off the wall this that acompanies that phrase. with that said. there be your warning.

but… i find it weird that there are people on this planet that CAN NOT take a shit unless they are reading something. Today my cousin JD came thru ( see bumble bee story ) and i guess it was that time, and he had to shit. because he got up and said… yo… you got something i can read?
Ive been knowin this nigga for a long ass time… and he has been the same since we were young. but every fuckin time… is like the first time when i see that fool take a old source magazine, a flyer… old news papers, books he dont care shit about… fuck… anything with the printed word on it… ive never seen it my self… but im PRETTY DAMN sure he has taken a bible or three to the throwne with them once or thrice lol. but he isnt the only person i know that does that… i know a good hand full of people ( and im pretty sure at LEAST one person will comment and expose thier shitting rituals as well ) that have to read SOMETHING in order to take a shit. if they dont… it just aint crackin. ive heard of people reading ingreidents on hairspray even… anythign they can find.
Some people would view this as a handicap of some sort. but me? im super lazy… i almost wish had to have something to read in order to take a shit! Id be taking shits when i good and gotdamn well pleased… instead of when my bowels dictate i do. I would be the muthafuckin boss! true enough… my insides would be fucked to hell… but its all principal. id never have to worry about shitting on my self!
lol i dont know… i just find that whole situation to be strange to me lol
(blowed thought advisory)
…. but i wonder… do people who have to read something to take a shit have accidnets when thier stomach starts to grumble and they realize they have to take shit… but like… that shit would happen when they are watchin a movie with subtitles? lol
would it just come out? lol kinda sounds like potential diaster to me. but i dont know… im stuck as fuck at the moment. lol

speaking of taking shits… and stuck as fuck.

the worst place a muthafucka ever wanna be in his/her/shim/whateverthefuck ( lol ) life is:
high or drunk or both
upset stomach
taking a shit
and then… right at the moment… you realize… there isnt a SHEET of toilet paper NO WHERE in the bathroom! OR your room… OR with in a good 20 feet of you! and you have absolutly NOTHING to wipe your ass with AT ALL.
then after that… not realizing that a potential option might be to get in to the shower and just clean your self that way lol. but waddle around your damn apartment ( or other dewelings ) IN THE DARK… looking for toilet paper!
its not a place that i would wish on anybody that i was almost kinda cool with.
well… on second thought… fuck it. lol it would be funny to laugh at they ass lol
and THEN… lets not forget the part where you have to leave the bathroom and look for the toilet paper right. but you have to come back and sit on the toilet and wipe your self… but before you make it to the toilet… you are greeted with that most unfriendly ( or ungodly lol depending on your eating habits ) aroma that you really wasnt effected by when you intially took the shit.

terrible horrible place indeed. you dont ever wanna vist. lol or be visting me when im there lol
lol but after a muhfuckas read this… this shit here should no longer be a problem i might have to worry about for a cool min.