I went all around the planet pitchin, and the one hit it…

.. well then come wit it!

What do you niggas know about this shit?!?!

NOTHING! thats what!


Even when I"m maggots, imma still be fly!” - Ras Kass.

 

Theres always a bigger fish

What if you are a fisherman and you find this shit in your net?

Mind you, that shark thats bitten in half IS a great white. How funny would it be if the shark that bit this shark in half was a never seen before big ass Black shark lol. If it is, I get to name it!!!! He shall be called…. Big Ass Black Shark lol. Mainly because if that shit pops up some where and surprises somebody, thats the first thing they are gonna say… Thats a Big Ass Black shark! What else could you possibly say? lol

link to news story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569764,00.html

Wave Fiction

I just got my google wave invite! I came back from lunch/sack run. Checked my email and to my surprise, I see a Google Wave Invite! BANG! Ive been drooling over this thing since i saw it a whole bunch of months back. Not only did I get my invite, but I had a bunch of invites to give out. I cant wait for everybody to get them. I see lots of laughs in the near future. RJ and I already started “The Wave of Soup” which is gonna feature videos and pictures of people getting dunked on. Its gonna be great!  I cant wait for more people to join.

This video here is great as well, it shows what google wave can do, to the audio and dialog of one of the greatest movies of all time, Pulp Fiction.

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcxF9oz9Cu0

If youve never even heard of google wave before and that video didnt really clear anything up then go here: http://mashable.com/2009/05/28/google-wave-guide/ and do some detailed reading. lol Im not good at explanations at all lol.

Feli Kuti In Concert

Im not gonna pretend to be the biggest Feli Kuti fan, I dont know much about this man. I just know he makes the livest damn music. Maybe One day Ill read up on the guy. But in the mean time. Thanks to Al Gore, the Internet and the geniuses behind Youtube… I’ll be letting this play. I dont know where I found this link, but Ive been letting part 1 and 2 play for a couple of days now while Im doing shit around the house. Its been great. Enjoy… and shout out to the person that posted this originally. High Five.

Part 1

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What if you had Google for a roommate?

The GOOG!

This is hilarious for alot of reasons.

Episode 1

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Taco Meat Half Cresent FTL

So there I am, at Hollywood and Highland, enjoyin the free Poncho Sanchez concert.Then I guess my W.A.S. senses started acting up and saw this man below me….

Taco Meat Pic 1

Taco Meat Pic 2

I just had to get this on video lol

 

Go Pick Up a Number 15

I have let my Loyal Readers down.. not that I write enough to have a few of those, but none the less, I suck. Here I have been sitting on this video and have posted it all on my twitter and facebook. But not the one place I really care about lol

Anyway, everybody knows that Im a HUGE Laker fan. So during the Western Conference Finals I realized that Carmelo Anthony wears #15… and that McDonalnds Chicken McNugget was also the #15 on the menu. So I rolled to the local Micky D’s and made this video.. lol .. with this note:

In Los Angeles, you can go to almost any McDonalds and order a #15… which is the Chicken McNugget Combo… which is also the same number #15 as Denver McNugget Star forward, Carmelo Anthony. So get your nuggets today! and eat em up, just like our Lakers have been eating up the nuggest for YEARS!! GO LAKERS!!!

Carmelo Anthony #15 Denver McNugget Combo Special from OJ Smith on Vimeo.

And of course the Lakers won the Championship! Cant tell you how happy I was!! shit… STILL AM!!! WE THE BEST!!!!! DAMMIT!!

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@eyanj using gps
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@eyanj it will detect hostility from the previous phone call and follow up with an angry text!? brilliant!!!
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@eyanj will it feature speech to angry letter text SMS?
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@eyanj i want a tour 2
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@eyanj i should have got a fuckin curve or something. fuck.
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@mosaeus gotdammit that was the fuckin GUTS!!!! i cant WAIT to get rid of my storm tho. fuck.
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@AndyK10 OH YEA!!!! imma have to fuck with that
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the muffin stump ep and the prostitute parking lot ep.. the guy at the dump and the lot attendant are the same guy lol hes the GUTS
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@mosaeus naw?!?!?!?!!? gotta link??
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