Angry Man Soup!
- Date: 05/21/2009 | Soup Theater
- Tags: soup theater, angry man, delonte west
Its a little know fact that Delonte West has an anger problem. When he was traded to the Cavs, I do believe he had to take sometime away from the team to handle his anger problem. Well my cousin and I know about his anger problem every since he was a punk ass boston celtic. Ive seen him on the bench way too pissed. Like more pissed than every other NBA player. I used to think it was hilarious. So every since then, his name has been Angry Man. And Angry Man has clearly has found new ways to take out his aggression in more productive ways that help his team.
THROW IT DOWN ANGRY MAN!!! I think that was Marvin Willians? he dunked on? LOL none the less, it was pretty vicious! And worthy of Soup Theater!
Kenyon Martin To Jermain Oneal - I dont respect you at all
- Date: 04/17/2009 | Soup Theater
- Tags: soup theater, disrespect, kenyon martin, jermaine oneal
This is just horrible. I remember seeing this a long ass time ago. Youtube is fucking great!!!! Im sitting here raking my brain trying to remember if Jermaine Oneal has ever blocked a dunk. Im not thinking so lol. It usually goes something like this lol. Just to think. This guy came out of highschool The same year Kobe did lol.
There is no way you have respect for a nigga after you dunk on him like this lol. Good GOD man!!!
Soup Theater: Dwight Howard says he never gets dunked on.
- Date: 02/14/2009 | Soup Theater
- Tags: soup theater, lakers, lamar odom, neck bone, dwight howard, orlando magic, brian cook
Oh not so fast, says Lamar Odom…....
Vicious!!
... and to make the murder complete, Dwight Howards now team mate, Brain Cook is the one who got him banged on lol HA!!! Its a cold world… lol
Soup Theater: Steve Nash - How to take a charge time and time again FTL
- Date: 01/25/2009 | Soup Theater
- Tags: soup theater, barack obama, ftl, kobe bryant, steve nash, josh smith
Ive been watching basketball most of my life. And after watching Steve Nash getting dunked on, time and time again, in attempt to draw a charge. I have come to one conclusion. Steve Nash clearly doesnt believe that Black guys have the ablitity to jump very high. Not only that but there isnt a Black man walking the planet that has any reservations about dunking on a white guy. No matter what his size or condition. He could be retarded. If he is under the rim, his neck is in danger. Those are the rules.
Maybe Steve Nash likes getting dunked on like this? Maybe he just wants to be a part of good tv and highlights, no matter what side he’s on.
We might never know why Steve Nash always offers his neck up for soup. But we will never get tired of watching it either! Soup Theater FTW! Speaking of never getting tired of Steve Nash getting dunked on…......
This will never get old.
Lastly, I’d just like to throw this out there. I hear that President Obama was talking about ripping out the White House Bowling Alley, and replacing it with a Basketball court. Do you know what I’d do to play basketball with Obama at the White House?!?! MAN! That would probably be one of the best experiences ever. Especially since if Obama was on the other team, I’d try to dunk on him. Im not even playin. Id try to smash all on his ass! I’d actually be determined to do it. Some how some way. That would be the best shit ever. I hope they build it. lol
Soup Theater: Jordan Farmar Is After Your Neck
- Date: 11/17/2008 | Soup Theater
- Tags: ucla, soup theater, lakers, jason capono, trevor ariza, chris bosh, jordan farmar
If you jump with a dude named “Jordan”... I dont care if its his first middle or last name. You have to think your chances of getting dunked on are super high lol. Or at least you should. Like Chris Bosh should have lol.
If you are going to guard the basket, being damn near 7 feet tall, against somebody who is barely 6’2’’ charging the basket hard as fuck. No matter who he is… youre gonna have to put forth a better effort than Mr Bosh is about to do. Otherwise, you will find your self on Soup Theater!!
if you watched this game, you would have seen, damn near 60 seconds (something like that) later Jordan throws a lob to Trevor off the back board. Setting up Jason Capono (sp? - i refuse to check) to get banged on. Cold Shit! I say its cold because if you think about it. Jordan was on his way for a clear dunk. He is way too fast for Capono to catch up to, yet and still, Jordan see’s Capono trailing him, and clearly see’s Trevor too. Trevor aint gonna stop charging to the hole until a basket is made. Capono clearly has no real idea Trevor is trailing the play like this, and ready to dunk all on his neck given the chance. Jordan does though. Throw’s it up. Neck Bone Soup!! On some UCLA practice game shit lol.
I love watching the Lakers Bench play. Even when I play with them on NBA 2k9 ( FUCK LIVE! thats right, i said it. shit sucks on ps3 )
What I wanna know is… What kinda name is Trevor for a nigga? Especially a nigga from LA. I can see a nigga named Trevor attending UCLA, though. But when I think of the name Trevor and I find out its a Black guy, I think of some super well spoken weather man, with the lightest possible tv make up on. Kinda like Hillarys boyfriend that died on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I think his name was Trevor. I could be wrong. Anyway. Good for Trevor for giving that name a new meaning and what not.