This is the funniest fucking shit lol gotdamn. Wyatt Cenac is getting funnier, its great.

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I love Super Bowl Commercials. Actually, I love commercials in general. Which is kinda surprising to me because I go through a great deal to avoid them sometimes. Anyway, this years round of superbowl commercials were definitely lack luster. I think I only liked maybe three commercials that werent trailers. Super Bowl Commercials have been on the decline steadily for the past few years. But whatever, the internet is changing shit. I happens. None the less though. Marketing and Advertising is starting to truly fascinate me. But some of these commercials, somebody should have lost their damn job lol.
Lucky for me, Hulu has them all hosted for me to review. I didnt know there were so many though.But I did notice that I never really saw the same commercial twice. Which was kind of surprising.

Go Daddy: Shower

I cant believe Danica Patrick signed up for both of these Go Daddy commercials. Im not gonna front, shes reasonably sexy, but these seem kinda racy and exploitative (maybe ive just been watching alot of political tv lately). Not that I mind, Im just sayin Im surprised that she signed up for em. High five to her though. As a man, I liked em just because of the obvious.
I also cant believe they got away with showing these commercials during a “family show”. I guess you can imply titty, but dare not show the titty. Which is understandable, except for there was a major flip out over the shown titty. These commercials implied a whole bunch, and even lesbian acts. Family show still? Whatever… Im not complaining, Im just saying.

Pedigree: Crazy Pets

Yea, foreal… get a fucking dog. Because if muthafuckas start getting ostrichs that rush muthafuckas that come to the door. Im going to start walking around with a large caliber firing arm and I firers NO warning shots. At all. If you dont have control on your pet, Im murdering that muthafucka with out a second thought. Im putting slugs in your Yak, fuckin Ostrich, Rhino, Badger, I dont give a fuck. Get a gotdamn dogg lol The thought of the possibility of me in this commercial freaks me out lol Im from South Central, I dont do animals. Fuck that. Id rather deal with a street full of crips rather than a gotdamn bear any damn day. Thats real.

Pepsi: McGruber

This was fucking DUMB. The end. Might explain why pepsi is fucking gross. They should have remixed the My Generation commercial. Or held on to it and had this bullshit running for the last few months.

Hulu: Alec in Huluwood

This shit here is the guts for a lot of reasons. Alec Baldwin gets my vote as the best Baldwin. He’s the fuckin guts. “Im starting to drool…” Hilarious. You sure the fuck arent going to turn off your tv or your computer. Its great. Im on the wrong side of the rope. I will be on the other side soon though. Its great. Im excited.

GE: Scarecrow

Not only does this commercial remind me of somebody close to my heart. But its SUPER fucking funny because at the end the scare crow gave that crow the business on the way on down the road. LMAO!!! Little shit like that is funny to me.

Cash4Gold.com: Heeere’s Money

This here, what can I say about this shit here? This commercial get the WFT Award for this years Super Bowl Commercials. Id like to point out a few things about this commercial. Firstly, it looks like cash4gold.com specifically goes after big stars who have had financial trouble. Which is funny as fuck and equally as brilliant. When I first saw cash4gold.com commercials a few years ago, late late at night. I thought it was a pretty scandolous yet genious idea. But this shit here was almost as random was the Vlade / Dawkins Taco Bell Commercial. Almost. But what im starting to wonder is, I wonder if that white lady they used to have went broke at some point? Who the fuck is she anyway? I dont know, I think about shit like that. This whole operation seems pretty fucking random. The jury is still out on this being a Blowed Idea, but Im starting to lean towards fuck yes.
But let me point out a few things about this shit here.

1. “Ta-Dow”

2. The MC Hammer Picture

3. “Good Bye old friend” lol give this man an emmy or something. He lookd hella said to be losing that toilet lmao.

4. Seriously…. “My Gold Sledge Hammer”?!?! I know Im not high and paranoid. Im almost certain somebody over there is trying to fucking kill me. I thought I was gonna suffocate.

Coke Zero: Mean Troy

Call me what you want, but I think grown men screaming in fear is never not funny. WOOOOOO!!!!

 

CareerBuilder.com: Tips

I thought this was fucking THE GUTS! Gotdammit lmao.

1. Frustrated people make me laugh. Dont ask me why. That lady screaming. Gutty.

2. “Hey Dummy” + Accent = Gutty!!

3. Again… Frustrated people make me laugh. This fat white dude cryin, with the last little whine. fuck. lol

4. First of all. What kind of person day dreams of punching small animals? OK? In the first place. Seriously. But then…. It was a koala bear, widly regarded as an super adorable animal. The muthafucka had an english accent. “Oh Dear”. Anybody that says some shit like “Oh Dear”... with glasses on, and holding on to some coffee is automatically obnoxious on some level. So this muthafucaka is dreaming of attacking a koala bear under ridiculous circumstances with glasses on, mind you. While he is holding on to a cup of would be hot coffee and dear life, because he is in a fucking tree. Which means he is vulnerable as possible at the end of all of that. And this person hates their job so much they are thinking of doing this ridiculous ass shit, just because theyre mad. Thats some hilarious ass shit lmaolmaolmaolmao oh shit..

5. Two words “Its Gold!” .... fucking shit. The laugh was a great kicker.

This shit had me gasping for air the first time I saw it. But I hate shit that repeats and watching shit over and over again. Im going to hate watching this commercial in a few days.

 

Damn, maybe I actually liked more commercials that I thought. This is getting pretty long though. Part 2 coming soon.

 

This is why, me and Errin are friends. Because we find shit like this…. OVERLY hilarious, for hella reasons! Thank you Errin, for sending me this link!

Do your self a favor, and watch the whole thing. Please.
This is possibly the greatest shit on the internet right now. Its a good thing they dont have and embed code lol

First off, this shit starts off with this guy who looks like he was captian of his christian schools cheer team and dance team, kicks this hot number off for the savior with a quick and awesome foreshadow of how awesome things were gonna get about… ooo three quarters of the way through. But dont forward it, you might miss the beginning, and thats the best part. You’ll know it when you see it, if you havent watched that shit already lol. After I got finished being over the initial hilarity of it all, I then asked my self. Why do the two ladies on the ends have mics in hand, and the guy in the middle has a headset? HMMMM? Come to find out, it was because the most awsomest break down ever was waiting in the grass ready to pounce on its prey that is the audience and thrill the FUCK out of them! I know he got my black ass lmao.
This dude looks like he managed to cram every move he ever saw micheal jackson do, for his most awesome solo trubite to the savior ever, in less than 30 seconds. Astounding! and fucking hilarious! What a break down that was there! That shit looked HELLA planned. You can tell that man was ready to do that shit for months lmao. I wont go into the back drop and the pedophile band back there lol.

But, I noticed, I see a drum set, I see a muhfucka back there on the drums, I hear no bass? Like, I hear it, but my sub isnt moving really lol. This beat is all Casio son!
The lady on the right, looks like she prayed for a month for her husband to do this shit. She got up there and took full advantage and proceeded to go as far as her ethnicity would take her. Which Im sure was pretty far as far as she’s concerned.
The lady on the right looks like she lies to her self square in the face about something, every morning lol. maybe thats a girl. who knows.
This also looks to me like the dude in the middle passively pushed the fuck out of these two ladies to do more than they signed up for as far as the dance routine goes lol. I honestly cant believe the church ok’d this shit to be on the website. lol

I also cant help but wonder, what was up with the coordination. I mean, it could be the nigga in me, but why arent they in matching fits? I only say that because, this routine clearly took alot of practice and effort. So why not get matching fits? They even manged to be in sync most of the time. They really lost points with me there. However, they did kind of gain them back in the fact that they are dancing in church clothes. The lady on the right looks like she came from her secritary job (that her husband allowed her to get) and ran straight up to church to do the show. So she wore the same thing to work, as she did the show, and it just happen to match. lol
The girl/lady on the left, she looks like somebody probably had a problem with her showing that much leg lol. Is she dancing in a fucking jacket or something? lol damn. If I was more high, I would have thought this dude was dancing with two dark ass smurfs. Their blue dont break for shit lol. It looks like they used to be in the blue man group choir or some shit lol.

And now… parting words from the killa cal, himself:
[9:38 PM] thekillacal: when Al Gore created the internet….he had no idea the comedy he was unleashing
[9:39 PM] o2thaj: RIGHT!!!!!!

You know what, for a little while, I thought I was gonna get tired of Sarah Palin jokes. But you know what? I havent, self high five!