This is the funniest fucking shit lol gotdamn. Wyatt Cenac is getting funnier, its great.

Ive been watching basketball most of my life. And after watching Steve Nash getting dunked on, time and time again, in attempt to draw a charge. I have come to one conclusion. Steve Nash clearly doesnt believe that Black guys have the ablitity to jump very high. Not only that but there isnt a Black man walking the planet that has any reservations about dunking on a white guy. No matter what his size or condition. He could be retarded. If he is under the rim, his neck is in danger. Those are the rules.

Maybe Steve Nash likes getting dunked on like this? Maybe he just wants to be a part of good tv and highlights, no matter what side he’s on.

We might never know why Steve Nash always offers his neck up for soup. But we will never get tired of watching it either! Soup Theater FTW! Speaking of never getting tired of Steve Nash getting dunked on…......

This will never get old.

Lastly, I’d just like to throw this out there. I hear that President Obama was talking about ripping out the White House Bowling Alley, and replacing it with a Basketball court. Do you know what I’d do to play basketball with Obama at the White House?!?! MAN! That would probably be one of the best experiences ever. Especially since if Obama was on the other team, I’d try to dunk on him. Im not even playin. Id try to smash all on his ass! I’d actually be determined to do it. Some how some way. That would be the best shit ever. I hope they build it. lol

YES WE CAN!

I saw this and had to purchase it. I havent bought any Obama shirts or plates or anything unofficial that didnt directly support the campaign this whole time. I bought a Hope and Change poster, but that was it. But I saw this shit and just had to have it. This shit is fuckin great.

There is a Black version also… but it appears to be sold out. I got the white one. Although Calvin says he’s never seen me in white. I had to look through some of my pictures and low and behold. I dont wear white too much in pictures. How bout that? that has to change lol.

Purchase Link

Jay KILLED this shit.

While watching the Lakers of Los Angeles, play the Rockets of Houston. My cousin JD pretty much got offended (you read right) that the people at the Houston arena decided to play Funky Cold Medina on a change of possession. Which reminded him of another time we had both randomly heard a Tone Locc classic. And while in the course of being taken through this memory, I had a thought.

What have I done in my past, that probably fucked up a vote for Obama, in this past election. What I mean is… as a Black person, what have I done to somebody of another race that probably made that person feel differently about Black people. So differently, that I probably fucked up a vote for Obama, in this last election lol. This Tone Locc song reminded JD of a time we probably fucked up a vote for Obama. lol This shit was fucking hilarious though!

Also through this coversation Im about to paste up, you will have to deal with random sperts of two Laker fans being pissed off about how the lakers are currently losing to the Rockets with 6 min in the 4th quarter… fuckin shit… lol

O2thaJ: lol why pau get dunked on like that?
KingJuave: damn missed it
KingJuave: who got em Yao?
KingJuave: they need to beat these niggas just for playing wild hting
O2thaJ: lol yea man
KingJuave: wild thing
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: nigga!
KingJuave: I knwo you knwo waht im about reminisce on
O2thaJ: ??
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: that white boy walking around your neighborhood
KingJuave: with a fuckin ghetto blaster
KingJuave: playing funky cold medina
KingJuave: or was it wild thing?
KingJuave: i dont remember, but
KingJuave: we sure did try and chase that nigga down! in an effort to find out
O2thaJ: LMAO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KingJuave: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KingJuave: Ill never forget that image nigga
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: the way he got shook and took off on us!

O2thaJ: i remember it vaugley…
KingJuave: that nigga was hard to catch, if we even caght him!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: he had a fuckin tank top
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: a loose ass tank top
KingJuave: some jean shorts, that was a size too small
KingJuave: and a haircut liek Beavis
O2thaJ: was we like at the garage, and he was walkin down Montgomery?
KingJuave: garage
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: we was at yo house
O2thaJ: right
KingJuave: saw this nigga walkin down montgomery
KingJuave: we all looked at each other like niga WTF?!?!?
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: was he playing Tone Locc
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: and you was the one to volunteer us, to all go and asee!
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O2thaJ: I BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: so we went down montgomery lookin up every block
KingJuave: liek nigga we understood what we saw and it was the guts
KingJuave: but NOOOOOOOO
KingJuave: this was one of those, I gotta stop and point moments
KingJuave: a Nelson from the SImpsons “HA HA” moment
O2thaJ: nigga i guess von wafer is the new person to kill the lakers for no reason now. since that ugly white boy retired….
KingJuave: so i think it was me you yoni and kesha, going to seek this nigga out
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!
KingJuave: im sure there was one more person
O2thaJ: wow nigga lol
KingJuave: but we looked up every block
O2thaJ: i guess i smoked that memory up partially nigga lol
KingJuave: and finally caught this nigga speed walkin away from us
O2thaJ: i barely remember, but i can see it happening lol
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
O2thaJ: up locust?!?!?!
KingJuave: nigga, i cant remember, i think we ended up chasing him up alder
KingJuave: cuz he came from locust
KingJuave: so he might have doubled back, i dont know
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: but that nigga, was not trying to find out why we was following him
KingJuave: thats the part that really made it funny to me
KingJuave: felt like we was a fuckin gang for a second lmao!

O2thaJ: so this nigga basically had to out run 4 black people, because he was playing some rap music
KingJuave: oh shit YAO gettin hot
O2thaJ: LMAO!
KingJuave: yes!
KingJuave: nigga, im sure he thought he was finna get his ass kicked for some reason
KingJuave: like, he saw us, see him
KingJuave: and laugh
O2thaJ: lmao i bet that muthafucka stopped listening to rap forever….
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: and then when we hit the corner of buckeye and montgomery, he looked back, and just kinda dissapperred on us and shit
O2thaJ: LMAO i have to know what that nigga was thinking, got damn lol
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: he probably jsut started listening to rap that day!
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: he probably peepeed us out earlier
KingJuave: and thought he would impress the niggas, cuz he waanted to be one so he thought
KingJuave: and nigga, his attempt to be down, ended up in him being scared shitless
KingJuave: for no reason at all
O2thaJ: nigga we could have been inviting that nigga to be down with us, for all he knew lol
KingJuave: nigga, we probably wouldve been his frined after we caught him and laughed at him
KingJuave: LMAO!@
KingJuave: right!
KingJuave: nigga wasnt taking any chances
O2thaJ: he could have had some life long friends offa that random moment…
O2thaJ: but he chose to not even take that chance lmao
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: nigag
KingJuave: i almost dont even blame him
O2thaJ: lmao i wonder if that muhfucka voted for obama
O2thaJ: and thought about that moment
KingJuave: ROTFLMAO!

KingJuave: eithe rthat or he thoguth about it, as he dindt vote for Obama
O2thaJ: LMAO
KingJuave: “No way im having niggas in the street chasing me and my kids randomly”
O2thaJ: changed his mind at the last moment lmao
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: he probabyl still tells stories about how he almsot got murdered that day
19:10
KingJuave: yea there was like 10 gang bangers, with guns, that wanted to kill me
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O2thaJ: lmao
KingJuave: they thought i wsa too cool for them or someehting
KingJuave: i just wanted to be freinds
O2thaJ: because he was playing some tone loc
O2thaJ: nigga…
KingJuave: fuck black people
O2thaJ: he probably asked another black person what he did wrong and the nigga he asked was confused as fuck lol
KingJuave: LMAO
O2thaJ: NO FOUL?!?!?!?!?!
KingJuave: he wouldve had to be!

Now, on to two niggas talking about who they can fucking believe fucking Von the fuck ass Wafer is putting in hella work like this. This is fucking dumb lol.

O2thaJ: fuck!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: the fact taht a nigga with a mohawk is p
KingJuave: WOW
KingJuave: putting in work, makes it seem worse
O2thaJ: LAMAR IS A BALLER!!!
O2thaJ: lol true… his mohawk does make ever point seem like 4 or 5
KingJuave: anybody dumb enough to have a mohawk, cant be smart enough to score 30
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!
KingJuave: and the fact that its von wafer with a mohawk, makes every piont feel like 6
KingJuave: this nigga has like 90 points to me
O2thaJ: okur has started a trend of ever random person thinking the y can ball ball if there are enough injuries….
O2thaJ: lmao RIGHT!
KingJuave: OMAO
KingJuave: every random person!
KingJuave: lmao
KingJuave: Trenton Hassel for 30
O2thaJ: the monkey king is gonna fuck around and go for 34 in one of the next 5 games, watch….
KingJuave: Mbenga off the bench for 20 and 10
KingJuave: lmao
O2thaJ: RIGHT!
KingJuave: watching tapes of Okur
KingJuave: getting all kinds of “I can do this ! feelings
O2thaJ: you know what im sayin
KingJuave: liek recieving Tony Robbins motivation injections straight ot the vein
O2thaJ: disney film hype music playing….. this is my shot to show what i got feelings
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!
19:15
KingJuave: Anderson Varejo is gonna be waiving off LeBron Picks
KingJuave: i got this
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: man
KingJuave: nigga
O2thaJ: sigh…. of course he was gonna make that shit.
KingJuave: i cant believe this martian lookin niggas has 23
O2thaJ: right
KingJuave: he is going to get 30
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: if the rockets win, im gonna be real pissed
O2thaJ: not even argerging 8 points… but he has 23 in 3 quarters
O2thaJ: right.
KingJuave: right
KingJuave: Im sitting her elike damn, didnt this nigga end up getting cut from the fuckin Defenders
KingJuave: and now here he is giving the lakers 30
O2thaJ: L:MAO!!!!!

When I was younger, I was a big ass Public Enemy fan.You can ask JD lol. My father was in the Nation of Islam, and all my friends branded me as a Militant lol. I mean, I was “militant” as fuck. To a fault sometimes, but that is the life of a “Militant” I guess lol. I wouldnt say I was militant, I was just more into the truth, and I would get upset when people would try to come at me with bullshit lol. Something that still pleagues me to this day, but I’ve been trying to battle that recently. I shouldnt get upset at things like that. Actually, watching Barack Obama effectively handle Hillary and Bill Clinton when they pulled out the classic white people tactic of pressing niggas buttons, in the special white person way, that they all seem to fucking have down pact lol. They went pretty far too. They straddled the racism line and everything. They did everything and used every tactic they could to make this man lose his temper and just bust out with a “BITCH PLEASE!!! Gotdamn shut that shit up already…” or the classic “its because im black”. They went with the stick to your own truth dispite the fact that real truth has been presented numerous times, tactic. They did the shit that McCain is doing right now, trying to be-little this mans accomplishments. They tried thier asses off. It was like by the time that they really felt like he had a good chance of winning, they didnt have long enough to really think and prepare for that, and didnt know how to attack him at all. Nothing would really work. The only two things that even work against the man is 1. his race and 2. the fact that he is a democrat and the country is split down the middle.

Watching Obama brain bang on Hillary and Bill, and then now watching how he is taking it to McCain and Palin. This has really been my inspiration to keep my temper through a storm of bullshit. Obama is clearly out smarting these people left and right. Not only that but he is better than them, at what they have been making a living on since the country has been established. No, I dont mean he is good at putting niggas to work. Well, maybe. Because I dont think all these news people really realize how Black people really get down.
If niggas supported, Micheal Jackson through touching kids, R Kelly pissing on girls, and OJ Simpson killing white people. Supporting a Black man for president, ON VOTING DAY? Especially with Palin running now? I think when the time comes the country will see whats crackin when its actually TIME to do something. Thats just what I think though. LOL aint like niggas havent let me down before.

Anyway, I didnt mean to start off on a rant, I just wanted to show off my new digs n shit lol. Like I was saying, when I was younger, I was a big Public Enemy fan. I had a few PE t shirts. But I always wanted a jacket. Never had the doe. But thanks to Obey, I was able to finally cop me a fresh ass PE jacket after all these years. Couldnt be happier!

Ah yea, dont hate on the Lo Teddy in the corner either bitch. lol A nigga like me couldnt be happier. I got one of the Obey / PE t shirts too. Because that shit goes nice with my Black and Mellow Yellow J’s!

Lastly, I leave you with the lyrics from one of my favorite Public Enemy tracks. Dont Believe The Hype. Fitting, yea?

Back
Caught you lookin’ for the same thing
It’s a new thing check out this I bring
Uh Oh the roll below the level
‘Cause I’m livin’ low next to the bass C’mon
Turn up the radio
They claim that I’m a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend guardian
I’m not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I’m not a racist
Preach to teach to all
‘Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun…
I wasn’t licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I’m the epitome - a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don’t believe the hype…

Yes
Was the start of my last jam
So here it is again, another def jam
But since I gave you all a little something
That we knew you lacked
They still consider me a new jack
All the critics you can hang’em
I’ll hold the rope
But they hope to the pope
And pray it ain’t dope
The follower of Farrakhan
Don’t tell me that you understand
Until you hear the man
The book of the new school rap game
Writers treat me like Coltrane, insane
Yes to them, but to me I’m a different kind
We’re brothers of the same mind, unblind
Caught in the middle and
Not surrenderin’
I don’t rhyme for the sake of of riddlin’
Some claim that I’m a smuggler
Some say I never heard of ‘ya
A rap burgler, false media
We don’t need it do we?
It’s fake that’s what it be to ‘ya, dig me?
Don’t believe the hype…

Don’t believe the hype - its a sequel
As an equal, can I get this through to you
My 98’s boomin’ with a trunk of funk
All the jealous punks can’t stop the dunk
Comin’ from the school of hard knocks
Some perpetrate, they drink Clorox
Attack the black, cause I know they lack exact
The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox
Leader of the new school, uncool
Never played the fool, just made the rules
Remember there’s a need to get alarmed
Again I said I was a timebomb
In the daytime the radio’s scared of me
‘Cause I’m mad, plus I’m the enemy
They can’t c’mon and play with me in primetime
‘Cause I know the time, plus I’m gettin’ mine
I get on the mix late in the night
They know I’m livin’ right, so here go the mike, sike
Before I let it go, don’t rush my show
You try to reach and grab and get elbowed
Word to herb, yo if you can’t swing this
Just a little bit of the taste of the bass for you
As you get up and dance at the LQ
When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos
Then they clear the lane I go solo
The meaning of all of that
Some media is the whack
You believe it’s true, it blows me through the roof
Suckers, liars get me a shovel
Some writers I know are damn devils
For them I say don’t believe the hype
Yo Chuck, they must be on a pipe, right?
Their pens and pads I’ll snatch
‘Cause I’ve had it
I’m not an addict fiendin’ for static
I’ll see their tape recoreder and grab it
No, you can’t have it back silly rabbit
I’m going’ to my media assassin
Harry Allen, I gotta ask him
Yo Harry, you’re a writer, are we that type?
Don’t believe the hype
I got flavor and all those things you know
Yeah boy, part two bum rush and show
Yo Griff, get the green black red and
Gold down countdown to Armageddon
-88 you wait the S1Ws will
Rock the hard jams - treat it like a seminar
Teach the bourgeoise, and rock the boulevard
Some sau I’m negative
But they’re not positive
But what I got to give…
The media says this

lol i could go on and on, but I got shit to do lol. Have fun clicking through the links. But if you do follow them, it might give you a little bit more incite to why I’m such a PE fan. I cant listen to militant rap all gotdamn day tho. Id honestly rather read a gotdamn book homie. I mean, how much fucking knowledge can you fit in a 3 min song? Or an album for that matter. Plus, Im suppose to take some rappers word for it? Chuck D, Ras Kass, Lil Wayne, I dont give a fuck. Ill be damn if I just take some rappers word on something serious and not at least go look it up. Especially with the internet these days, I mean damn. But, anyway lol thats why Im a PE fan, and always have been. Same reason Im a Wu-Tang Clan fan too though. But just throw in some TOUCH NOTCH mc’n and oh boy. Bliss through beats and rhymes.