As I Blow My Smoke In The Air

  • Date: 11/09/2009 | Music
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As if no one is standing there…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1iT1CX0-g

Thats what the fuck I’m talkin about! This is my favorite new song. This album should be bangin! The title is the guts “Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son Of Chico Dusty” LOL the fuck? lol Seems random as hell to me lol.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

This is the best shit ever. If you watch 30 Rock, then you already know how ridiculous the show is. They only showed a bars worth of the music video for this song. But it was so fucking hilaroius i looked it up to see if it was a real song. Turns out… it is. There isnt a real music video for it. But theres this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjCcUFMbSE

This is the best show to watch blowed. But I must admit, Ive almost fucked around and suffocated a few times from laughing too hard lol. The show wins everything for a reason. Trust me.

Hubbie Tried To Warn Him!!

Back for our first installment of Soup Theater this new NBA season! And its a fricken doozie!!!! (i said it!). So maybe Melo saw my Chicken Nuggets Number 15 Mcdonalds special video and came back focused to make his mark this season and try to get to the finals. (Kobe and my Lakers are gonna have much to do and say about that). I see you Melo! Good lord!! He wasnt bullshitting… He’s back

He didnt even give it to him with the off arm too tough he just rose up and embarrassed that big ass nigga! Shit!! Hubbie Brown, bless his heart, tried to warm him as he threw it… “BAD PASS BAD PASS!!” Clearly he didnt hear him. Also this dumb fuck Milsap would have jumped even if he was warned. Honesltly, he’ll probably jump again. Hopefully he does.

Theres always a bigger fish

What if you are a fisherman and you find this shit in your net?

Mind you, that shark thats bitten in half IS a great white. How funny would it be if the shark that bit this shark in half was a never seen before big ass Black shark lol. If it is, I get to name it!!!! He shall be called…. Big Ass Black Shark lol. Mainly because if that shit pops up some where and surprises somebody, thats the first thing they are gonna say… Thats a Big Ass Black shark! What else could you possibly say? lol

link to news story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569764,00.html

Wave Fiction

I just got my google wave invite! I came back from lunch/sack run. Checked my email and to my surprise, I see a Google Wave Invite! BANG! Ive been drooling over this thing since i saw it a whole bunch of months back. Not only did I get my invite, but I had a bunch of invites to give out. I cant wait for everybody to get them. I see lots of laughs in the near future. RJ and I already started “The Wave of Soup” which is gonna feature videos and pictures of people getting dunked on. Its gonna be great!  I cant wait for more people to join.

This video here is great as well, it shows what google wave can do, to the audio and dialog of one of the greatest movies of all time, Pulp Fiction.

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcxF9oz9Cu0

If youve never even heard of google wave before and that video didnt really clear anything up then go here: http://mashable.com/2009/05/28/google-wave-guide/ and do some detailed reading. lol Im not good at explanations at all lol.

In honor of my world champion la lakers

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I have tuned my radio color purple. And not pictured (because in this picture its purple too) the lights up gold.

Sadly as big of a laker fan I am… I don’t really favor purple as a color. I know, I suck lol. Whatever lol. I’m trying to hold out till the first laker victory before I change it. Lol
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

This is why I watch MSNBC

I remember the day I stopped watching CNN. Out of all the TV I watch, the News would make up about 80% of the tv I tune into. I used to just watch headline news until the wacko shows came on. Then when Obama won Iowa, I switched to CNN. For about 3 weeks. Then I had to be honest with myself and ask my self a question. He didnt really say anything did he? That didnt really make any real sense, did it OJ? My answer to my self (im not going crazy) was, No, he did not. I had to double check with my room mate. Like… Am I too high? Or did he REALLY not say anything? Like I wasnt listening lol. She confirmed. lol

Then earlier this week, The Daily Show put together this brilliant segment lol.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
CNN Leaves It There
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorRon Paul Interview


or the link http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-october-12-2009/cnn-leaves-it-there

Its not all empty talk. But this happens far too often on CNN. I couldnt take it. I searched for another news source and MSNBC came to my rescue. Not only that, but to my delight, MSNBC employs one of the beautiful news anchors there ever was ever….. Tamron Hall. That woman is gourgious. Not only is she fine, but I LOVE the way she talks. I love her voice. I dont sit and oogle at her all day as I work and watch the news lol. Im not that hard up. Its just that my office is set up where the tv is to my back. So when I have The Big Picture on (the show she host) . I just listen. The way she pronounces her words, it sounds better than any accent.With out hyping it far too much lol. Shes just tops lol. Ill leave it there lol.

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@eyanj using gps
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@eyanj it will detect hostility from the previous phone call and follow up with an angry text!? brilliant!!!
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@mosaeus gotdammit that was the fuckin GUTS!!!! i cant WAIT to get rid of my storm tho. fuck.
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the muffin stump ep and the prostitute parking lot ep.. the guy at the dump and the lot attendant are the same guy lol hes the GUTS
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