... were not here to start no trouble.

I present to you the sex offender shuffle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

Deep in my heart, i know this is a joke. But a giant piece of me doesnt want it to be!!!

I still havent been able to laugh at this. Way too gutty. There is way too much ( too much too much too much its just too much—inside joke ) going on in this video. I seriously dont even know where the fuck to start.

I feel like, i could spend the next week laughing at this shit. Or I can go be a responsible adult and take care of my business and my family. I cant do both LMAO one will suffer lol Im fucking walking away. Enjoy!!

This is the best shit ever. If you watch 30 Rock, then you already know how ridiculous the show is. They only showed a bars worth of the music video for this song. But it was so fucking hilaroius i looked it up to see if it was a real song. Turns out… it is. There isnt a real music video for it. But theres this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjCcUFMbSE

This is the best show to watch blowed. But I must admit, Ive almost fucked around and suffocated a few times from laughing too hard lol. The show wins everything for a reason. Trust me.

I remember the day I stopped watching CNN. Out of all the TV I watch, the News would make up about 80% of the tv I tune into. I used to just watch headline news until the wacko shows came on. Then when Obama won Iowa, I switched to CNN. For about 3 weeks. Then I had to be honest with myself and ask my self a question. He didnt really say anything did he? That didnt really make any real sense, did it OJ? My answer to my self (im not going crazy) was, No, he did not. I had to double check with my room mate. Like… Am I too high? Or did he REALLY not say anything? Like I wasnt listening lol. She confirmed. lol

Then earlier this week, The Daily Show put together this brilliant segment lol.

or the link http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-october-12-2009/cnn-leaves-it-there

Its not all empty talk. But this happens far too often on CNN. I couldnt take it. I searched for another news source and MSNBC came to my rescue. Not only that, but to my delight, MSNBC employs one of the beautiful news anchors there ever was ever….. Tamron Hall. That woman is gourgious. Not only is she fine, but I LOVE the way she talks. I love her voice. I dont sit and oogle at her all day as I work and watch the news lol. Im not that hard up. Its just that my office is set up where the tv is to my back. So when I have The Big Picture on (the show she host) . I just listen. The way she pronounces her words, it sounds better than any accent.With out hyping it far too much lol. Shes just tops lol. Ill leave it there lol.

Not really, but yea. This commercial is Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo5gbTirdn4

With the added guttyness of Peyton Manning, its impossible to go wrong! Sadly this advertising effort will not result in me buying a Bravia. I have a love / hate relationship with Sony electronics. Although I do hear that this tv would play nice with my ps3 and HD sony camera. Yea… thats right, to not really want to fuck with sony shit. I have enough to have enough lol. Sony electronics are high end, but hella over priced. On top of that, you will probably have to buy an accessory that only works with sony shit. IE the media stick. Only recently have sony products incorporated universal media slots. Yet you can only use a media stick with sony shit. Ridiculous. Kinda like how these fools made another commercial with a different joke at the end. Which was hilarious, but not like the other one. lol

The GOOG!

This is hilarious for alot of reasons.

Episode 1

“this is the remix edition… to a song about pissin…”

Dear Nutella,

I know R Kelly’s Doo Doo Butter when I see it! Ive laughed at that Dave Chappelle skit way too many times not to!

What the hell is this stuff anyway? Is it chocolate? And if it is… why in the hell would you spread it on BREAD of all things!? Chocolate and Bread? Thats gross. That shit even looks gross. I find this a lil bit more funny than most people thought because I have a friend who dressed up like R. Kelly one year and walked around with a jar that said “R. Kellys Doo-Doo Butter”... this nigga was puttin it on niggas n shit. That shit was hilarious.

lol yuck

This looks like everything Justin Timberlake was not talking about in his song ‘Sexy Back’

I see this and I have to ask my self, what does one have to eat to obtain such a frame? Gummi worms and hogmogs? shit.

what does the front of her look like? Maybe shes so ugly, her titties ran to her back?

and shes knock kneed. But its very well possible that her knees have collapse from the pressure of holding up her top up!

at least she match tho. not really.

is that gout on her legs? I was informed you cant see gout, but well… you be the judge. What in the fuck is that on her legs lol Im no expert here. Im just high as fuck and came across this picture on twitter.

Is that a sports bra of some sort she has on? Is it holding up her front or her back?

normally your purse strap is suppose to come around your back and down to your hip. hers… didnt make it that far down.
speaking of her purse strap… is her chin swallowing the other portion of the purse strap?

and is it me, but for whatever reason, it just seems like she had a beard or some kinda stubble or chin hair on that face…

I wonder how far she has to walk… and how much her thighs have to rub together… until her ass swallows her pants? ... or sweats. or whatever stretchy cotton garment that is providing that ill visual.

her hair situation though… a bun to the side? interesting choice considering the shape of her head. her corn rows look like they fade into a row of naps.

is her shirt on backwards? i ask because that hole is really big. it looks like a stunt man is gonna be fired out of that shit or something.

I wonder if shes ever seen that mean ass crease in her back? I wonder if she feels it? You know she sweat alot. and im sure thats the first wet spot. that crease.

But no seriously…. what do you have to eat to get a body like that? 3 Luthers a day?

whos legs did she sit in between to get those corn rows?

she has an automatic recline when she sleeps. Probably helps with eating, being laid up in the bed and sleeping all in the same spot and the same position. im sure that back makes it really easy. those are probably bed sores on her legs. not that i know what those look like either.

I wonder what she is there to buy? what if she was there to buy minstrel cycle supplies? would that be gross to you, or just further confirm that its a girl?

have you seen beuwolf? and you know how the man who is power hungry sleeps with the weird thing (anglia jolie) and she has the monster baby that hunts the kingdom of the king in 18 years or whatever… it looks like alice the goon slept with the weird thing. and blam. This girl is tall as fuck lol. she is towering over the other two ladies in the shot!

i wonder if she wears tight clothes to show of her figure?

I wonder if somebody told her she looked good in what she has on. I wonder if somebody told her she matched??

I wonder if that top was somebody elses and she stretched it out?

good lord… just hit the track already. clearly there is a huge problem.