So I pull up to the light around the corner from my office. Out the corner of my eye I see two individuals about to cross the street, I pay them no mind. A big ass truck pulls up to my left so I never got a clear look at the two people about to cross in front of me. All of a sudden I see these two cross in front of my car. 

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I didnt bust out in laughter, but I was over come with a wave of hilarity. I had to think quick, I fumbled for my phone. I saw this mans Reverse Yamacha but I never imagined I’d get a picture this great!! I snapped this picture and felt like Kobe when he hit that game winner in D. Wades EYE the other day. YES! BANK!!!!! And no I didnt call it! IT WAS ALL LUCK!

LETS CELEBRATE!!! ... with commentary from my friends!

I immediately emailed my friends this picture from my phone and here is come of the resulting commentary:

John: Damn…his maker gave him a double dose of “You’re Phucked!”...not only is the phucker a dwarf…but damit if he is not rocking a mullet with reverse Yamika!  It looks like he has a Mullet with a Flesh Yamika…LMAO…why…why did he have to pass you, while you had your camera so readily available!?!?!  THANK YOU SIR!

Resha: is that a small, quiet anti-social gathering of hair in the middle of his massive bald spot? whats that all about?

JD: Holy shit, there it is, chimpanzee ass!  This nigga hair look like an octopus with VD.  And how did he happen to be walkin around with some random nigga, how the hell did they become friends?

A Chat between Dell and I:
Dell: i didnt get the picture u guys were emailing about, so i had no witty banter to contribute
OdotJdot: hold up

OdotJdot: sent
Dell: whoa!
Dell: did u pass the lord of the rings 4 movie set?
OdotJdot: lmao
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!

Dell: it could be a hulk hogan mini-me
OdotJdot: lmao
OdotJdot: this nigga john said he had on a flesh yamacah lol
Dell: flesh?
Dell: wow
Dell: god did deal dude a bad hand of genes tho
Dell: this shit is like having no spades and no face cards
Dell: nigga had to just “play the hand out” and shit
OdotJdot: OH SHIT LMAOLMAO

Dell: god has wack shuffling skills
Dell: nigga had a bunch of clubs and shit
Dell: this is def some misdeal shit
Dell: niggas would have to count their cards
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: LLOLLMA OMAFLMAFKDFAFKNASF
Dell: shit
OdotJdot: LMAO GOTDAMMI LMAO
OdotJdot: lol this nigga probably cussed at God for re-niggin n shit lol
OdotJdot: this is he end result
Dell: hahahaha
OdotJdot: and the reason that nigga is smiling so big is because this lil nigga was telling him the story of how he caught the coldest smite lmao
Dell: hahahaha
Dell: they just left a card game and the normal sized man with hair is telling him about the bad hand that caused him to loose his rolex
Dell: the little hair culdasac nigga is saying, “u think YOU had a bad hand?”
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: this was the roughest midget i ever did see nigga
Dell: hahaha
OdotJdot: if this lil nigga threatened me, id have to say the safe bet would to believe he could do whatever he said he could do lol
OdotJdot: like this has to be one of the midgets that beat up tommy cole and martin nigga lmao
Dell: if his grill is rough then god is out of line
OdotJdot: nigga he probably took down martin and cole by hisself lmao
OdotJdot: nigga have you seen the jack in the box commercial where jack goes to visit his cousin in jail?
Dell: what if its bushwick bill trying to go white like mike jackson?
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: nah @ jack
Dell: the guts?
OdotJdot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsJYpH-tZQI
OdotJdot: he had a head like cousin jim with the reverse flesh yamickah lol
Dell: whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: this commerical is the fucking guts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: this nigga said he missed shower curtains
OdotJdot: YES NIGGA!!!!!
Dell: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: LMAOLMAO
OdotJdot: nigga thats all i could picture when this lil nigga was crossing the street lmao
OdotJdot: i didnt think id catch such a perfect picture of this niggas hair
OdotJdot: but that shit turned out perfect!!! lol
OdotJdot: i was like oh shit cousin jim got out of jail!!!!
09:10
Dell: whoa!
OdotJdot: nigga i fumbled my camera n shit lol
OdotJdot: i couldnt believe my eyes lol
OdotJdot: the tall nigga was yuckin it up to whatever he was saying…
OdotJdot: i was like i wonder if he is just laughing to cover up the fact that he is laughing that he is walking in public with a descendant of Yosemite sam n shit lol
Dell: yosemite sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: ??????????????
Dell: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!

John a-fucking-gain: LMAO @ “...i was like i wonder if he is just laughing to cover up the fact that he is laughing that he is walking in public with a descendant of Yosemite sam n shit lol…”

WOW…LMAO You know i was gonna mention the posture of the normal sized dude walking next to him…he seems to be uncomfortable and in effect just trying to weather the storm of whatever issues this triple shirt, dome piece preped for brain surgery little person was trying to throw his way…(Note the hand placed in pocket…and the look over the proverbial “Cold shoulder)...BTW…this nigga is wearing the most leather or leatherette (Pleather) of all blazers and is indeed getting his MOB on…LMAO whats that all about.  This is further proof to me that this cat is not associated with the “Hulk Hogan Mini-Me”.  dude is probably headed home from a Job interview at Big Lots looking to catch the 225 bus north, and is now listening to the exploits of this natural born midget Jew…(hey Aaron…you think he’s a commy???)...tis is the perfect cover for this fraudulent animal epidermis dress coat wearer to project the clowning on to the little guy.

Aaron: ok why has no one spoke on the fact this this nigga has on SHORTS..like real man shorts or should i say boys shorts..so they look like PANTS hahahahaha…and just like a porn..HOW DID THEY MEET…one dude is dressed for the cold the other looks like he want to hit the beach…yet they are walking..was this a joint venture..or did one pass the other with the ol random talk..” my sister is a midget..you dont say…..”...or ” hey wehre did you get that coat?...oh right down here let me show you the spot”

aaaaaand we’re done. lol
I can start my day now.

I have tuned my radio color purple. And not pictured (because in this picture its purple too) the lights up gold.

Sadly as big of a laker fan I am… I don’t really favor purple as a color. I know, I suck lol. Whatever lol. I’m trying to hold out till the first laker victory before I change it. Lol
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Lol if u don’t see the irony and humor in this… Then well.. That only means you’re getting laughed at too. Thx fpr playing.

She will make u love her… She will make u hate her. Right now… Its just me her and mary… My main bitch. Threesome FTW!

A lot of people don’t mess with gin.. I do. Blame Snoop. Me and my cousin Drew have dubed bombay The Bitch because in a drunken rant one great drunken day this nigga Drew blamed the bitch on the bottle for getting him as drunk as he was. He was explaining this to a very very drunk and high me. Who wasn’t understanding who this bitch was that he was cursing… At all. I’m looking for somebody. But this man has a bottle of Bombay Sapphire that we had been killing all nite… He has it to his head… With the picture of the old lady lined up with his eyes. And starts to pleed with my dumb ass who is looking for an actual girl. ‘Nigga look! Nigga look at me! Do u see my eyes! Do u see what I’m lookin at nigga!’ This niggas eyes are pulling hard as fuck to the bottle. Not to mention he is pointing the whole time. Right at the lady. Sadly ... Still took me a cool one to catch on. But that didn’t stop Drew at all. He kept on till I finally saw the lady on the bottle. Lol

As much Bombay as I’ve downed before that moment. I had never noticed her there. So needless to say… I was surprised. The drunk and high surprised where its mind blowing how u managed to miss some shit for a long time and now its doubly wow! That was me. Lol

So now… We refer to her as The Bitch. She looks the part. And she does her job.
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I saw this on the net somewhere and I had to get it…

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The other day i was coming from a clients office, walking back to my car, and i noticed that this SUV has a flyer on it. But oddly enough, no other cars had flyers on the window.

So my curiosity immediately caught fire. i moozied on over to said  vehicle with said would be flyer and this is what it was:




I was puzzled. I asked myself, now why is it, that this is the only car on this whole long ass street, that has this flyer on it? Then it hit me. The owner of this vehicle must have children, and they heads must be a mess. And by chance, some guy that does kids hair, saw that the owner of this car was in need of some kids hair assistance lol... and decided to make them selves more available.
Hint Hint, say, i noticed your childrens hair was a little fucked up there. Let me introduce myself... my name is Bryan, i specialize in doing childrens hairsytling.

Now i dont know about anybody else... but if somebody suggested that i couldnt do my own kids head, and this is how they told me... id be a lil pissed. Amused! But still pissed slightly at least lol. This is a pretty cold notification that YOU got your kids in public, and they hair is all fucked up lol.  Mind you this was on a big ass SUV, like a Surburban. So its likely that there was more than one kid with they hair all fucked up n shit. There aint no way you have one kid and you are pushing a huge ass surburban. Who evers car this is... they should probably be ashamed of themselves for having they kids out there with they hair fucked up. I honestly dont even know how to comb a girls hair. But if i had a lil girl, her hair wouldnt be fucked up enough for somebody to take it upon theyself to offer me they services like this lol.

Also too, i do realize this could go totally different from what im thinking...  the guy who is hooking up these kids heads... he could have just seen the owner of this vehicle had some kids with them. And is an ambitions go getter, plugging his services at every opportunity . But, i like to think the worst of people, so im going to go with, the owner having tacky kids lol.

These niggas should have never given me a Camera Phone!!

Wait till i get the video crackin off!