Micheal Jackson Archives - Uhmah Park

If you really pay attention to Mikes face, he is serious about not having fathering Billie Jeans child. I WISH hope and fucking PRAY that one day, there is some girl on the Maury Povich show named Billie Jean. And the guy who she thinks is the father, really isnt. I HOPE AND FUCKING PRAY that guy is up on his Micheal Jackson moves and does at LEAST some of this routine in his celebration dance. Because there is ALWAYS a dance or some kind of celebration. Oh, and sings the song of course.

THAT would be way too awesome!!

Just like this performance was! Shit! Some how some way, on twitter, I noticed a few people comparing Beyonces Billboard performance to this. Nah. But its not really fair to compare the two. We ARE talking about the #ThrillerMaker here. It was just him, no special effects or anything. And its still hard to top. Probably never will be topped. Who am I kidding, it will never be topped. This shit was fucking magical.
I believe its unfair to make a comparison. But thats just me……. and my opinion is everything. All those who dont sign on and think the same way I do are losers to like to lose. lol. So says ME!

Shout out to @Sistertoldja who, when speaking on this subject, which inspired the need to watch this video (IN HD!!) and post it here for all of you to enjoy. Your welcome.


I remember this… it was awesome then. Awesome now.

Although, all this man really did was dance. There was no real song preformed lol. But nobody cares lol.

Snatched from The FeedBack … this man R Micheal Thomas actually had something to say though lol


…. And the “Nigga What Are You Doing? Award” for the month of November 2007, goes to Micheal damn Jackson. This is like Brittney not wearing draws to the club and letting TMZ know what time she was gonna leave and how many drinks she would have probably had by nights end. This shit is the guts.

I dont know what funny guy at Ebony thought it would be fucking hilarious to put Micheal Jacksons pale ass on the Cover of Ebony, draped in a white ass suit no less. No, Im not bitching that there is a “white person” on the cover of Ebony. Thats just dumb. I just find the whole shit funny, but I could be reading too much into this. Seeing what I want to see just to amuse myself while im this blowed. But…

When I first saw it on the Fox 11 Good Day LA Show this morning. I was walking past the tv on my way to take my morning shit from my morning cup of coffee. I saw this shit, and I had to stop and take that shit in all the way. And just as I thought it, the girl on tv… Jillian Barberie (and all her frontal glory)… said something to the effect “Oh wow, they should call the magazine ‘Ivory'”. I feel like she beat me to the joke because she said it out loud before I could. Dammit. Oh well lol. That shit was funny none the less though. I think the laughter jarred loose my bowels. High Five.

Anyway… So I thought this would be pretty damn funny… in addition lol.

Id almost like to ask this man, What the fuck were YOU thinking when you said OK to this shit. lol.

I cant stand how funny this picture is. Even with out me have photoshoping Ivory over the shit. lol.

Dont get me wrong. I love Mike, he’s still the king in my eyes. But no one is safe from an obvious joke lol. Its like yall choose to do put that shit up. And I choose to crack a obvious joke on one of my favorite entertainers lol. Nigga should have known better lol.

MAN! Youre on the cover of EBONY! LOOKING like a WHITE PERSON. NOT looking like you looked a short 20 something years ago on the gotdamn Thriller cover youre trying to celebrate. Muthafuckas already say you look like a white woman! WHY WEAR THE WHITE SUIT TO BOOT?!?!? Gotdamn. Some niggas just refuse not to do it to themselves. Im convinced. lol
And before anybody waste their precious time on another obvious joke, Ill save you another one.
“The only thing Black in that picture is the ink on the paper!” and every variation of that statement.

lol oh boy what a half ass photoshop job lol. shit still makes me laugh though. I couldnt help myself. LOL forgive me lol. Not really, I dont fuckin care lol This shits fuckin funny.

I leave you with words from the homie max:

Maxaint:man that nigga went from peter pan to willy wonka. offering kids chocolate n shit

LMAO fucking shit.