#Kobe30k info graphic

I dont know why, but I love info graphics. Maybe its because im a visual person. I found this yesterday on the lakers twitter page and realized that Ive watched most of this happen. Ive been a laker fan all my life. I remember Kobe’s first game. I remember when he crossed ol boy up at the 3 point line and dunked on the future 3 time defensive player of the year lol.
I watch about 60 out of 82 laker games a year, not counting the playoffs. Ive watched most of the stuff on this infographic happen. Its been awesome so far!

Video Blog

Fuck You, Space Bags!! – 90 Seconds With OJ: EP4

Fuck You Space Bags! Word to 21 Jump Street, which i saw this weekend. It was funny as fuck! I promise.

Anyway, during the 4th Quarter of the Lakers Vs Utah game (Lakers Lost… bullshit) I decided to share my frustration about the punk ass space bags that dispensaries put their weed in. I hate them shits.

Mean while, this is darkest gotdamn video lol. shit. I need some better lighting in my office lol.


Wilt Vs Cap

Awesome Picture…


Metta… World…. PEACE!!!!!!!!

This was way too awesome. I feel like this is the reason Ron changed his name. So there could be moments like this!! LMAO!!! Im a big Ron Artist aka @MettaWorldPeace fan. Im glad to see him playing better this season. At least in the last two games. I think he has found his groove.

A lot of people think the whole Metta World Peace thing is dumb. I like it. When he announced the change, he said something like the wanted to promote world peace. He wanted to get people talking about it and for it to be out there or whatever. I cant really bring myself to hate on something like that, or think its dumb. Not that I’d take that option or ever suggest it for anybody lol. And with his name, hate it or love it or think its dumb, the phrase “World Peace” jumps out of your mouth and from your finger tips a lot more than it used to. Which is the point. Rather you think its dumb or not.

Kevin Harland said this his name like he was trying to promote peace through force, rather than diplomacy! lmao

Soup Theater

Kobe Bryant: Act 1

This is the moment when Kobe shot to the top of my favorite Lakers (who were active at the time) list. There was already a bunch of hype. But the public wasnt sure about him just yet. Then in preseason, he does this. I saw this game live. I felt like I was one of the players on the bench, I jumped up and lost my mind. I was so hype! This was over Ben Wallace. The same Ben Wallace that would go on to win Defensive Player of the year. After this game, I thought to myself… I hope he keeps on doing shit like this.

Oh boy.

Guttie Shit

Daniel Tosh goes in on Paul Peirce

When I first saw this on Tosh.0 I was in tears, Ive been looking for it on YouTube every since. Finally found it. It was super short, but it was a lot of hilarity jam packed in that shit.

For the record… I AM a Los Angeles Laker Fan. And we bang on the Celtics year round. Even in the off season. Los Angles has a gang bang culture. If youre on the wrong side… well thats yo ass lol. All day every day. It dont stop.

Good Times

Lakers 2010 Championship Victory Parade

So we get to downtown LA about two hours before the parade began, we walked up and down the parade route looking at bootleg Laker gear and interacting with all the other fans. I had hella friends there and some how saw none of them lol.

When the parade started, I looked around and there were people every damn where. We were in front of staples we werent that far back. The float passed us. Took about 45 seconds. And then. That was it lol.

You could have been on two sides of the parade route. The side we were on had Kobe, Magic and Cap! I was hella happy! I would have been PISSSSSED if I was on the other side and found out they were on the side I WASNT on lol.

After they passed. We went to Trader Vics for Fish and Mai Tai’s. Good Times!

Sports Video Blog

Ron Artest Is On A Wheaties Box!

So my Los Angeles Lakers have repeated as NBA Champions for the who knows how manyith time ( like 6th ). Here I sit basking in Victory. Reeking of Revenge. Im pretty big on Revenge. I love it. I love it so much. I had to look for something more than that. I like to call it Pre-Venge. An Idea I got from George Bush lol.

We went to The Rack in Woodland Hills to watch the game. The place filled up 30 minutes before tip off. The fire marshalls showed up and everything. They stop letting people in. It was crazy.

By the forth quarter I started to get nervious. They were down. Everybody in the building was nervious! But I was still convinced we were going to pull out a victory! Insert crazy ass OJ Rant, HERE:

And then what happen? Fish hit that 3! And we were on our way to number 16 baby!!! FUCK YEA!

A Championship, plus revenge!! Plus it was the FAILtics (celtics) we beat too?! For Victory and Revenge!!? By the end of the game, I was sweating, voice was gone, all that!

I love the Lakers, I grew up in LA. And as long as ive been alive, they have been winning titles. 10 since I was born. Ive been to most of the victory parades. I hate the Failtics more than anything I can think of lol. I dont hate on other things so I can feed my irrational hate of the Celtics. I live to beat them. Even if the Lakers arent going to make the playoffs, even if they are in last place! It doesnt matter lol. I was them to fail and us to prevail!!

And nothing could be sweeter than seeing Ron Artest, who has quickly became one of my favorite Lakers ever, get in front of a camera every time he got a chance and be himself!

then… I GOT WHEATIES!!!!!!!

Blowed Thoughts

Pau Gasol = White Jesus!

Anybody that knows me knows I’m a huge Laker Fan. I’ve never blogged about the Lakers too much, because I always get trapped into defending Kobe’s character as a person. And as a basketball player and los angeles resident and disenchanted muthafucka over all… I can say that Kobe Bryant is my fucking favorite basketball player since The Duce Tray himself. But me and that nigga aint fucking friends. I dont know why he is arrogant, ok? But I can assure you the shit doesnt fucking bother me, Im pretty arrogant most of the time my gotdamn self. I dont know why he talked to the po about Shaq’s affairs and I really dont fucking care because Shaq aint my gotdamn friend either. I love shaq and all his bullshiting these days. But seriously, its not my gotdamn fight. Im just a fucking fan. I dont give a fuck what a muthafucka does off the court. Other than having a LILLY white ass wife ( Yes im talking about Tim Duncan ). I dont have a problem with white people or interracial relationships. But for some reason… Black Athletes marrying super blond lilly ass white girls bothers me just a tad. I dont know why. I dont really care at the end of the day.

Anyway. With that being said and out the way. All of Laker land is rejoicing at kwame brown being traded to the Grizzlies. We couldnt thank Jerry West enough! Way to stay true to the purp! Im sure Mr. West will also win in this deal some how, but I cant see that shit now because the tears of joy wont stop streaming from my fucking eyes!!!

And since my cousins and I give everybody on the laker team some kind of nick name. My nick name for Pau, is now White Jesus. WJ for short hand for text messaging during games lol. Not only does this man look like a 7 foot tall rough ass impersonation of alot of peoples lord and savior Jesus Christ. But he saved us from Kwame; Who in this analogy, would be The Romans – or everything thats wrong with the world – or just a pure fucking sin lol. Same difference lol.

Just incase you were wondering here goes a half hearted list of all the nicknames I can think of for any Laker I can think of. Friends of mine… feel free to comment with anything you got or can remember your selves.

Kwame Brown – aka – TWATTY Brown – aka – Stand Around Brown
Jordan Farmar – aka Travelocity
Javaris Crinttington – aka – The Critter. Only because its hard as fuck to type his name out on txt – i know i didnt spell the shit right. AND its hard to say that shit correctly. So sad to see this guy go. but if it means kwame is gone. PEACE NIGGA! lol them is the breaks!! sorry nigga! This man also looks like my nigga Dell, and we call him that as well lol.
Brian Cook – aka – “DONT SHOOT THAT!!!! FUCK!” im glad this nigga is gone too!
Samaki Walker – aka – Voldamort (we dont speak his name – i forgot it for years! thats how serious niggas was about this shit)
Lamar Odom – aka – LAMARTE – pronounced Lamar-tay. Just ghettofying that mans name for no good reason.
Luke Walton – aka – Soup Walton – i dont know who said this shit one day after luke got dunked on but that shit was the guts lmao
Kobe – aka – Dolo Locc – (“you niggas know me / I smoke alot of weed and say / fuck a pass like kobe” – snoop – the wash. yea i got the soundtrack lol )

Soup Theater

The Great Eddie Jones

Only my true Laker fans will apperciate this here. Many people dont know, that Eddie Jones was Kobe Bryant before Kobe got to the Lakers. Ahhh I remember watching Laker games waiting for Eddie to smash on somebody. It was great!! Until Kobe got there, and then stole the fuckin show. Oops. I think Eddie Jones is great, but he aint dropin 81. Even in the eastern confrence. But that in no way takes away from his greatness! It was a sad day when Eddie was traded, sigh. Good thing we’ve had Kobe to fill that void all this time. Good thing indeed lol. Anyway…

This is Soup Theatre and Eddie Jones was dished out plenty hot bowls of soup! The homie found this on YouTube and I’d like to share it with my fellow Laker fans:



I seen both those games. He used to bang on Shawn Bradley fairly often though. It was like he liked it or something lol.
But the free throw line (kinda lol) dunk?!?!?! AHHHHH I  lost my MIND  when he did that shit!!!  Shaq went nuts , the whole team was hype, it was great. I dont know why that nigga jumped lol. Imma have to look for a better clip. Thats the best I can do. Oh well.

Sigh, lets take a moment for Chick Herns. Laker games will never be the same. At least Stu is there still.

And umm yea, I dont want to talk about any current Laker not making any moves situation because that shit frustrates the fuck out of me. I dont even wanna think about the shit.  I cant do shit to make them muthafuckas do anything in the realm of “smart” as far as bettering the team. I could bitch all day about that shit. Just like Kobe lol. I dont blame that nigga AT ALL. He’s a better man than me, I would have slapped the shit out of somebody by now. Fuck it lol.