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ESPN is the 1%

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArtnaLkwr4   This commercial is kind of hilarious. Scott Van Pelt ignored the hell out of this dude lol. Instead of supporting the small business man, this guy choose to support the automatic job killing vending machine of some major corporation. Shame on you Scott Van Pelt and ESPN. You’re sending a bad message… no matter how funny it is lol.

Bob Ley’s Jay-Z cover

LOL this was awesome. He even tried to add some drama at the end after fumbling over his words. He was flowing with it for a second though lol. I bet Jay wont be making another song this fucking year though. Lebron has been BLOWING IT! The one time Im routing for this dude and he’s no where to be found! Good thing I was always a bigger D.Wade fan.

This Is What Happens When: You Wake Up High And Drunk, Still

This is what happens when you wake up high and drunk… still. Because you were getting high and drunk as hell maybe a hour or so earlier and you thought you was about to sleep it off, but you woke up prematurely for some reason. This is what happens: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsG0_w69Ykc You know what I think happen? I think maybe if he could possibly fly, his powers were stripped from him when he made the fucking bird noise. LMAO Muthafucka super man could fly, he didn’t “caw” lmao. This commercial is the fucking GUTS!!! The first time I saw it, it […]

Articles from the future NOW: Jalen Rose Gets Fired For Selling Final Calls at Espn

Bristol, Connecticut – Jalen Rose was fired the other day for what was referred to as “Aggressive and forceful sales tactics of religious materials” at the ESPN Studios. The retired nba star apparently has recently converted to the Nation of Islam, and like most new NOI members, they are enthusiastic about pushing their new found knowledge, wisdom, awakening and so forth. There are several complaints and eye witness reports of Rose knocking on the dressing room doors of the Black news anchors at ESPN, in a Jehovah Witness like fashion and delivering his message of Black empowerment, in the same […]

Guilt Free Racisim For Everyone!

I know for sure, Im not the only person out there who watches Cavemen on ABC. I might be one of two Black people that watch this show though, because out of most of my friends that Ive polled (the majority of whom happen to be Black like myself) none of them watch the show. Except for my cousin JD, and I dont know if he still watches it. Anyway, here we have a show where FINALLY the guys in hollywood get to be racist, and EVERYBODY thinks its funny. I mean, I personally think its the fucking guts. I […]