Commercials Archives - Uhmah Park

If you know me, you know I love commercials. I fancy myself a Commercial Critic, even. This shit here?!?!?!?! This is possibly the funniest commercial series there EVER was, EVER in the history of EVER for as long as there is an EVER.

I dont even want to break this video down. Its one of those things that you just have to take in and enjoy. Just remember one thing. Never say no to the panda lol. I love foreign commercials.

Thank You to the person that linked this and uploaded it to the internet, and Your Welcome if this is your first time seeing it or if you havent in a long time or may have just forgotten all about it.


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT!!!!!

If you dont know by now, I fancy myself a critic of commercials. No Im not in marketing or advertising… not really at least. But I love a good commercial.

Clearly the apex of this commercial for me is when the white guy goes “Foreals Player???” Every time I think about that shit, I laugh. The look on this mans face as he says it is fuckin pricesless!!! But whats damn near just as funny, is that I feel that who ever put this commercial together, named the main character “Lawrence” on purpose. You cant take all your dirty racist insensitive jokes from here. Im just pointing out things that really happen in the commercial lol. But to be honest, the whole name thing wasnt funny until the “Foreals Player??” part, then the rest of the explanation behind the set up and what have you. Gotdamn this shit is the fucking GUTS!!!
Oh, and lets not forget about soccer… rehearsal lmao.

I need to come up wit h some kind of awesome Dylan scale of hot fire hotness for Commercials. Stay Tuned!


This commercial is the fucking GUTS. Mainly because I could see this happening in real life lol. If any one of my friends tried this shit, there would be a fucking fight. Same goes if I did it to one of them. I’d never hear the end of it. These dudes would swear I was the foulest cheating bastard there EVER was. They also would ALLLLL LAUGH THEIR ASSES COMPLETELY THE FUCK OFF!!! Except for the guy that got tazzed lol ( DONT TAZE ME BRO!! )

Theres no way, this is not funny if it doesnt happen to you!

In the corner, near the end of the commercial, it says “Simulated Bad Sportsmanship. Do Not Attempt” LMAO! Which makes this commercial even fucking greater!


This Hornitos commercial is the best 16 second commercial ever. It gives a very interesting awkward story in less than 16 seconds.

So first this guy comes in feeling super proud of his self for smashing some super hot Couger the night before. Then like the cool guy he is, he hands the bottle of fine tequila but he is trying to get it crackin, AGAIN! And he is about to do this all in front of this man.
Which would be cool normally, clearly. Except for his parents are in town and he cant be out there like that. Except for his Moms already beat him to it. With his home boy!

This is one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen. I’m SURE there was absolutely no understanding after all the dots were connected. Im just wondering if ol boy still got hit by the bottle lol. Chances are he did. What say you? Would you have clocked this mf with that Hornitos bottle? lol