Uhmah Park

commercial reviews

Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to┬áreenact┬áscenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?! This sounds like an awesome idea!!! How does this not sound like a good ass time to me!! What am I missing here?! Is Charlie Sheen using live ammo or something? What? This sounds super fun to me. So fuck Direct TV. Im cool. Id […]

Jaan Pehechaan Ho

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!! Soon as I heard it on this Heineken Commercial, I had to hear the full version! I dont understand a gotdamn thing this man is saying or singing about. But judging from the video its some extra groovy super live shit! How can you not dance like some kinda asshole when thit shit comes on?! They certainly did in the Heineken Commercial! That was extra great by the way! I wish I could find a bunch of other shit just like this! This is like Punjab Swing Music or something. I love it! If you want […]

This Is What Happens When: You Wake Up High And Drunk, Still

This is what happens when you wake up high and drunk… still. Because you were getting high and drunk as hell maybe a hour or so earlier and you thought you was about to sleep it off, but you woke up prematurely for some reason. This is what happens: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsG0_w69Ykc You know what I think happen? I think maybe if he could possibly fly, his powers were stripped from him when he made the fucking bird noise. LMAO Muthafucka super man could fly, he didn’t “caw” lmao. This commercial is the fucking GUTS!!! The first time I saw it, it […]

Can You Get Away?

So… whats the over under on how long it took for this white boy to get his ass whooped? video://www.youtube.com/v/Bh3XDMzcdtU This shit is so fucking funny to me… I cant fucking help it. At first look… it may look like this Black guy is some white washed nerdy guy. With his scraggly white friend. Until that expensive ass TV meets its end. This is about to turn into a nigga moment soon. lol Every time I see this shit, I think in my head, that the narrative voice says “CAN you get away?” Not, Wanna get away?? lol that question […]

No, Its the dust homie

So I was sitting here watching espn. And it seems that the DLP people have paid for alot of advertising on the network. Ive seen every version of “Its the MEEEEEERs”. You know this commercial here: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_w4cv6T_Fk First of all… let me tell you why this is a blowed commercial. Because there is a little white girl walking around with a muthafuckin elephant and nobody ask questions. They just wanna know whats in the box. In other versions of this commercial this lil girl is dealing with some niggas. And they dont ask about the fuckin elephant either. What the […]