KingJuave: nigga over here trying to swindle food stamps off people
Big Juave: LMAO WHAT?
Big Juave: lol nigga you know you cant use them shits right?
KingJuave: nigga, you aint down with the 2 for 1?
KingJuave: nigga i cant
Big Juave: or do you have a wic card your self?
KingJuave: nah
KingJuave: youhave someone just use they wic card, and then pay them upon leaving said store
Big Juave: yea i been through that before lol
KingJuave: 2 weeks of groceries, 65 bucks! woo
Big Juave: shits wack lol
Big Juave: LMAO
Big Juave: this nigga
KingJuave: shit not to me
Big Juave: well its wack that i gotta hang out with people that have food stamps just to use food stamps
KingJuave: I mean i had to do the shopping anyway, I just need this nigga with me to swipe her card
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: well i feel you there
KingJuave: ideally Id like for it not to matter,
Big Juave: not that i wouldnt if i had to
KingJuave: but it does
KingJuave: Redistribution of wealth, if food stamps qualifies as wealth
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!
Big Juave: cant argue that lol
KingJuave: I know i couldnt do it though, if they still had them big ass stamps that look like chinese currency
Big Juave: LMAOL!!!
Big Juave: in the food stamp books n shit lol
Big Juave: nigga, thats the only think ive EVER been able to do
KingJuave: right nigga
KingJuave: nah nigga
KingJuave: I aint never fucked with those lol
Big Juave: really does beat hanging out with that county recipient lol
KingJuave: luckily by the time i got on my own , and was buying all my own groceries they had the EBT cards crackin by then
KingJuave: lol
KingJuave: LMAO @ Hanging out with people who get food stamps!~
Big Juave: we used to buy food stamps offa uncle june
Big Juave: then when they changed all the gotdamn rules
KingJuave: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Big Juave: i actually had to roll with that nigga to the store
KingJuave: LMAO
Big Juave: last time that shit happen lol
KingJuave: well you know what thats different
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: nigga id be pissed if i had to go WITH that nigga to the store
Big Juave: exactly
Big Juave: aint like imma just give the nigga a list of shit i need
KingJuave: like nigga, if i give you alist , you think you can manage? hmm, on second thought, fuck! nevermind, I dont know how im going to get out of this
KingJuave: LMAO!
KingJuave: funny you should mention!
Big Juave: who knows what will happen in between there and me getting my shit
KingJuave: exactly what i was thinking
Big Juave: lmao
KingJuave: like nigga, even if you tell then nigga, “go buy all this shit” ill give you the cash when you get back
Big Juave: nigga might take 5 hours to come back
KingJuave: right!~
Big Juave: and all my shit is defrosted
Big Juave: and the nigga still want his doe
KingJuave: then comeback with half of the shit you asked for and it be cheap
Big Juave: oh, and then there is that problem lol
Big Juave: nigga buy me all clearance food or some shit
KingJuave: then he try and act like he lost the receipt and then over charge you
Big Juave: i aint gonna even understand
Big Juave: YES!
Big Juave: LMAO FUCK THAT LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: Nigga will then try and tell you he didnt get the groceries from the 99 cent store
Big Juave: RIGHT!
Big Juave: everything in black bags tho
KingJuave: and the only reason he got 99 cent store bags, is becasue The grocery store ran out
KingJuave: LMAO!
Big Juave: exactly
Big Juave: lol
KingJuave: I see he gets even less credit than the 99 cent store!
KingJuave: black bags
KingJuave: liek he shopped at the liquor store!
KingJuave: well
KingJuave: shit
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: RIGHT!
KingJuave: nevermind makes sense
KingJuave: one stop shop
Big Juave: i remember the liquor store used to take food stamps nigga
KingJuave: liquor, drugs, and well a portion of the shit on the list
Big Juave: you just couldnt buy liquor with that shit lol
KingJuave: yes nigga!
KingJuave: they all do now!
Big Juave: word?!
Big Juave: LOL
KingJuave: plastered in teh window, “We now accept EBT”
Big Juave: i thought they stoped
Big Juave: DAMMIT!
KingJuave: nah nigga
Big Juave: nigga… you can tell we live in different areas
KingJuave: if there is an iota of grocery in there, they accept that shit
Big Juave: because i havent seen that shit ever lol
KingJuave: yea and i doubt you would
KingJuave: “EBT?
KingJuave: what kinda government agency is that?
Big Juave: nevermind
Big Juave: i have seen that shit
Big Juave: it was in the middle of the valley lol
Big Juave: not up here lol
KingJuave: LMAO
Big Juave: i am tempted to go down to the corner and see tho lol
KingJuave: Im wiaiting for them to accept EBT at fast food joints
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: that would be the fucking guts!
KingJuave: but only for items on the value memnu lol
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: even stores got in on the ebt craze
Big Juave: nigga that means you could get away with paying some random crack head 50 cent for two apple pies
KingJuave: you can get cash instead of using the food stamps on your EBT
KingJuave: but you get substantially less cash value then you do food value
Big Juave: WHAT?!?!
KingJuave: LMAO
Big Juave: WHERE?!?!
KingJuave: a lot of places
KingJuave: im pretty sure its pretty standard wtih EBT now
Big Juave: wow nigga
Big Juave: they are just pushing crack down niggas throats lol
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: its like the nerve ofa nigga on EBT asking for “cash back” at the end of purchase
KingJuave: lol
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!
Big Juave: OH SHIT!!!!!
Big Juave: TIME OUT!
Big Juave: thats the other option thats not debit?!?!!?
KingJuave: A POS machine reads your EBT card and allows you to buy food with your food stamp benefits. If you have cash benefits on your EBT card, you can buy food or non-food items with your cash benefits and get cash back with your cash benefit purchases at some stores. Some stores may also allow you to get cash at a POS machine without a purchase
KingJuave: yea nigga
KingJuave: Debit
KingJuave: Credit
Big Juave: WOW!
KingJuave: Other
KingJuave: lol
Big Juave: naw nigga ive actually seen EBT
KingJuave: nigga they trying to take teh shame out of it
Big Juave: and ive hit that shit hella times thinking it was debit lol
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: yea well it usually says Other/EBT
KingJuave: but i figured that was just out where i lived
Big Juave: ah!
Big Juave: naw nigga
Big Juave: ive seen that every where lol
KingJuave: this nigga been pushing that shit!
KingJuave: LMAO
Big Juave: so i guess you are right lol
KingJuave: LMAO!
Big Juave: ive seen that shit at fuckin lowes
KingJuave: dont try to make more than 4 cash withdrawals in one month though
KingJuave: cuz thats over the limit
KingJuave: LMAO
Big Juave: oh no?
KingJuave: nigga for what!
KingJuave: the candy they have in the checkout line!
Big Juave: who knows nigga
Big Juave: nigga imma have to paste this convo on my blogger
Big Juave: The Pros and Cons of Using EBT If You Arent On Goverment Assistance
KingJuave: shit the Pros are you get even better rateson groceries than even teh EBT recipent
KingJuave: thats about it, the financial gain as far as Pros go
Big Juave: im just saying
Big Juave: thats the title of the blogger entry nigga
KingJuave: so label it the Pro, and Cons
KingJuave: right, Pro and Cons
Big Juave: no… its that long ass title lol
Big Juave: OH
KingJuave: well
Big Juave: PRO!
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: its still inaccurate
KingJuave: as their are no Pros
KingJuave: just a single ass pro
Big Juave: llmao
Big Juave: right
Big Juave: i see it now lmao
Big Juave: LMO@!!!!!!
KingJuave: Cons
KingJuave: You might have to hang out with a stereotypical reciepent of EBT
14:35
KingJuave: which turst me, if you dont understand the problem with this, your probably on EBT
KingJuave: and your the stereotype
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!!
KingJuave: Con 2, you might have to hangout with said individual, more than just at the grocery store when trying to shop. You might have to actaulyl qualify as a friend in this persons eyes. Which means you could be spending time with this person, while not benefitting from THEIR EBT card
KingJuave: Con 3
Big Juave: lol nigga
KingJuave: If the EBT recient is a girl, everybody int eh store, especially the checker, will think that is your girlfriend, and you are in a EBT/Welfare ass relationship
Big Juave: what if they ask you to take them to the crack house or to the mall to spend the cash you just gave them for all your food lol
KingJuave: Nigga
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: its a long list
KingJuave: we have just begun
Big Juave: i know nigga lmao
KingJuave: Im just tryingt o assit in making sure its thourough
KingJuave: but we wouldve gotten there trust me
Big Juave: lol naw i already pasted it up lol
KingJuave: Oh
Big Juave: LMAO
KingJuave: well
KingJuave: Maybe illcomment with any thing you already missed
Big Juave: LOL
KingJuave: Con 4
KingJuave: You as the non EBT recipient, will probably not be dressed as a regular EBT recipient, and will feel as though you are being looked at like a thief by grocery store employees, giving you the uneasy “are these niggas gonna report me or something?” feeling
Big Juave: LMAO
Big Juave: IVE BEEN THROUGH THAT BEFORE TOO!!!!
Big Juave: i REFUSE nigga lol
KingJuave: LMAO!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: how the fuck did I know, when i typed that I was thinking, “this nigga is gonna know exactly what im talkin about”
14:40
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: liek they wanna just bust a spotlight on you and announce over the intercom “These niggas are perpetuating EBT fraud in lane 4, EBT fraud icurrently going on in lane 4”
Big Juave: lmao you know?!!?
Big Juave: or just call the manager on your ass and they dont let you leave with the food
KingJuave: RIGHT!
KingJuave: nigga, feels liek you abotu to get caught up on some kinda credit card scheme
KingJuave: Further Cons, said EBT reciepent has a 70% chance of not having a car, meaning you will be the driver, but you will be going to their EBT receiving neighborhood
KingJuave: This neighborhood tha you will eb shoppin in, will clealry not have the quality you are used to in your neighborhood!
KingJuave: sot he trick is convincing said EBT’er to go shopping closer to your neighborhood, where you trust the produce a little more
KingJuave: however,
KingJuave: said EBT’er never thinks the monetary exchange for EBT privledges is enough
KingJuave: Your EBT reciepent will probably request, a ride to go spend their newly acquired cash
KingJuave: Milk and Dairy chillin in the car for inordinate amounts of time be damned!
Big Juave: exactly nigga lol fuck that lol
KingJuave: this muthafucka wanna take you to the hood,"real quick”
Big Juave: nigga…
Big Juave: i automatically think real quick means 3 hours
KingJuave: if you get no definite time frame “real quick” is not real quick
Big Juave: i dont care who it is nigga
KingJuave: right!
KingJuave: taht three horusis real quick compared to 24 hours in a day
KingJuave: and
Big Juave: right....
KingJuave: it is reql quick, considering it wouldve took them 5 hours to get to said place by fot or bike, or whatever mthod they normally use
Big Juave: its amazing how the most unsuspecting people will try to hit you with that logic too…
Big Juave: oh nigga
KingJuave: usually waiting on the crackhead who does havea bucket to make it to they house so they can carpool to the “seedy neighborhoods”
Big Juave: what about when you gotta go to they house and wait for them to get ready?
14:45
KingJuave: Hmm
KingJuave: I aint never had taht problem
Big Juave: lucky you nigga
KingJuave: usually in an EBT situation involving cash in hand, they be waiting on you!
KingJuave: soemtimes you gotta go inthe house, for a hot minute and endure that old “Ghetto smell”
KingJuave: and then you get to take a look in they kitchen, and think
Big Juave: exactly lol
KingJuave: “damn i almost feelbad for using this nigga card, obviously they need food in this bitch!”
KingJuave: how can they afford to seel these insteadof using them?
KingJuave: *shoulder shrug*
Big Juave: nigga the old ghetto smell is oddly comforting… in an… ahh.. this reminds me of old times, but let me get the fuck out of here because of that same reason
Big Juave: LMAO!!! never had that problem lmao
Big Juave: or… i never thought that…
KingJuave: lol
KingJuave: I have,
Big Juave: i just cross niggas houses off places to eat at
KingJuave: like damn, you really wanna sell these instead of purchase, well, food?
KingJuave: LAMO!
KingJuave: LMAO, I would never eat in said house, or accept a meal from one
Big Juave: right
Big Juave: them is niggas you dont invite to potlucks lol
KingJuave: right, or keep tabs on what they bring if you do
KingJuave: cuz the people can be cool
KingJuave: but dont mean you wanna eat what they brought
Big Juave: LMAO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: first of all where did you get that from, i used your EBT up
Big Juave: you be at the table like ... umm who made this?
KingJuave: second, where did you cook that at?
KingJuave: right
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!! RIGHT!!!!
KingJuave: stickin little red stickerson certain pots you wanna stay away from
KingJuave: nigga liek the star of david
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: just markin up “undesirables”
Big Juave: Scarlet letter n shit lmao
KingJuave: soup nazi
14:50
Big Juave: oh nigga… dont forget ALL the excuses you will hear in between going from where you at
Big Juave: to the store
Big Juave: and back
Big Juave: and if you run across somebody who is good with theres nigga… they will make you go to where they need to go FIRST…
Big Juave: because they doing YOU a favor
KingJuave: yes nigga, like you being they taxi driver is all part of the fuckin deal, and its assuemd thats the case
15:25
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: right!! LMAO
KingJuave: “Oh yea!”
KingJuave: gotrdamn it, did this nigga just say “Oh Yea!”
Big Juave: and being that you have become a taxi driver, that means its ok for them to unload all they problems bullshit and lofty retarded ass dreams off on you, like you care. lol
KingJuave: right
KingJuave: like the im gonnna own a business
KingJuave: without even a GED
Big Juave: lmao right
KingJuave: but tahts only if they gave up they rap dream
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: cuz you could also hear “Can you drop me at the studio?”
Big Juave: LOL RIGHT!!! LMAO
KingJuave: whccih consist of the homies house, wh waas able to come up on some equipment
KingJuave: oh god
Big Juave: LMAOLMAO!!!
KingJuave: heaven forbid they want you to “listen to this track”
Big Juave: RIGHT!
Big Juave: lmao dont let a nigga have a cd on em n shit lol
KingJuave: exactly
KingJuave: nigga
Big Juave: because, fuck what you listening to. even tho you driving…
Big Juave: peep this track i been workin on
KingJuave: they ask you to listen to it, while thr already in the motion of taking your shit out
Big Juave: LMAO !!! RIGHT%!!!!
KingJuave: Nigga this shit is straight fire
Big Juave: LMAO
KingJuave: and your stitting over there, “no its not”
KingJuave: or thinking
KingJuave: “nigga you dont do any of this?”
Big Juave: lol thinking… it is until i get this food
15:30
KingJuave: LMAO!@
Big Juave: dont forget about the muhfuckas going back to school
KingJuave: yae nigga, some courtesy head nods
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: you mean the niggas, bout to register
Big Juave: LMAO
Big Juave: right…
Big Juave: some kinda school
KingJuave: All these bitches said person, is crackin
Big Juave: barber school… make up school… real estate school…
KingJuave: if its a bitch, she talkin about going to cosmotolgy school
KingJuave: or
KingJuave: school to “become a nurse”
Big Juave: hair school
Big Juave: lol right!
Big Juave: nursing fucking school lol
KingJuave: LMAO!
KingJuave: like buitch, if you become a nurse, I know you would only get hired at the county building
Big Juave: and thats why they selling you these food stamps because they tyring to pay for school
Big Juave: LMAO COLD SHIT!
Big Juave: lmao hiring from with in lol
KingJuave: which is fine by me, czu i will never windup there, and damn sure wouldnt want you to put your medical expertise gained through “American Career Academy” to use on me
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: LMAOJMLMAO!!!!
KingJuave: Bith what!
KingJuave: they dont even have school, or even a tech in thier name?
Big Juave: yea they learned all about viens before they got to nursing school
Big Juave: one way or another…
KingJuave: Pre printed diplomas and shit, where they just white out old names and shit
KingJuave: LMAO!@
KingJuave: if they cant do shit else, they can find a vein on yo ass
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: dont forget about the muhfuckas who start telling you all they business for no reason
KingJuave: LMAO@
Big Juave: who stay in bullshit because they kids is bad
KingJuave: Allt hey fuckin problmes you cant, nor will you ever identify with
Big Juave: or because they significant other be on some bullshit
Big Juave: LMAO RIGHT!
KingJuave: this is a lto of fuckin cons, for taht one Pro
Big Juave: im having a hard time thinking of shit ive even heard lol
KingJuave: right
Big Juave: thats why i dont fuck with it nigga lol
KingJuave: im trying not to!
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: luckily i deal with people that I dont have to deal with all these issues
Big Juave: lucky you nigga
KingJuave: Nigga its straight to the store and home
Big Juave: every thing i said came from some kind of experience or second hand experience lol
KingJuave: yea ngiga, mine too
KingJuave: but fortunatly taht aint the case now
KingJuave: but it was on Shamrock
15:35
Big Juave: LMAO!
Big Juave: nigga i bet it was lol
KingJuave: fuck, everyplace i lived in Rialto as a matter of fact
Big Juave: LMAO!
KingJuave: just liek im srue you realzied most of these issues while int eh Fo
Big Juave: right lol
Big Juave: dont forget, i got hella family from san bernardino too
Big Juave: and transplants from when we first moved out to fontana lol
KingJuave: well yea, I mean to encompass the whole general area
Big Juave: like oh its nice out here!
Big Juave: oh
Big Juave: nigga…
Big Juave: and then there was lonnie
KingJuave: convo closed!
... we would talk about lonnie. but that will lead to a nigga having to smoke for the wrong reasons. so we are just gonna end it there. becuase while we are STILL talking about that nigga. Im not trying to come back later and relive nothing but the jokes! lol
If you jump with a dude named “Jordan"… I dont care if its his first middle or last name. You have to think your chances of getting dunked on are super high lol. Or at least you should. Like Chris Bosh should have lol.
If you are going to guard the basket, being damn near 7 feet tall, against somebody who is barely 6’2’’ charging the basket hard as fuck. No matter who he is… youre gonna have to put forth a better effort than Mr Bosh is about to do. Otherwise, you will find your self on Soup Theater!!
if you watched this game, you would have seen, damn near 60 seconds (something like that) later Jordan throws a lob to Trevor off the back board. Setting up Jason Capono (sp? - i refuse to check) to get banged on. Cold Shit! I say its cold because if you think about it. Jordan was on his way for a clear dunk. He is way too fast for Capono to catch up to, yet and still, Jordan see’s Capono trailing him, and clearly see’s Trevor too. Trevor aint gonna stop charging to the hole until a basket is made. Capono clearly has no real idea Trevor is trailing the play like this, and ready to dunk all on his neck given the chance. Jordan does though. Throw’s it up. Neck Bone Soup!! On some UCLA practice game shit lol.
I love watching the Lakers Bench play. Even when I play with them on NBA 2k9 ( FUCK LIVE! thats right, i said it. shit sucks on ps3 )
What I wanna know is… What kinda name is Trevor for a nigga? Especially a nigga from LA. I can see a nigga named Trevor attending UCLA, though. But when I think of the name Trevor and I find out its a Black guy, I think of some super well spoken weather man, with the lightest possible tv make up on. Kinda like Hillarys boyfriend that died on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I think his name was Trevor. I could be wrong. Anyway. Good for Trevor for giving that name a new meaning and what not.
It wasnt a Terrorist Fist Jab! It was a Fist Kiss!
Days, Weeks, Months and “Over Time Ago” Barack Obama and his “Good Bride” were said to be exchanging Terrorist pleasantries before one of his speeches. Photographed here:
Recently the matter has been cleared up, by Shaq and Mike (somebody) an espn anchor in this simple demonstration.
LMAO a fucking fist kiss?!?!?! LMAO! Fucking Hilarious.
So you see.. Barack… excuse me… President Obama and The First Lady where not showing each other terrorist love. It was a less creepy version of Al and Tipper Gore stage kiss. It was something every one could relate to. Because President Obama is a man of the people! He didnt want to creep us all out by slobbing down his wife and grabbing on her big ol round juicy ass. I say that with all the respect in the world. Im sure The President feels the same way, because Ive seen that nigga try and rub on it on stage LOL. He had to hold back, but he went as low as he could with out grabbing him a chunk. lol
Anyway, like I was saying. As you can see in the video, two things.
1. A white person said it was a “fist kiss” so that validates what it really must be. This is my logic, due to the fact that White People basically voted this man in office. And here we have a white person here trying to attempt the same exact action, which is clearly what most white people must call this action. Because previously it was regarded as a terrorist fist jab… But white people still voted him in office. So it clearly wasnt a terrorist fist jab. It was a Fist Kiss as explained.
2. White people should stop trying to rename “urban” hand gestures and actions. Why? well, the commercial should speak for its self lmao. shit was fucking Hilarious! “Nash! Gimmie a Fist Kiss!”
Shaq makes the best fucking espn commercials. Shaq, Lebron, Oden and Dwight Howard. They usually have the best ones.
He did this nigga so damn dirty. lol Whats even funnier is that it was Kenny Smith playing some bullshit ass defense that got Hakeem banged on like this lol.
Still one of the all time best soups ever.
and of course I posted this, because KJ is now the Mayor of cowbell town ( Sacramento - thats what we call it down here in LA. be mad lol). Also note, in the linked article, all of the scandals this man has been involved it. Gotdamn! lol shits crucial lol.
Another excuse to buy more Gucci shit. Which is the plan! lol
These shits kinda hurt my feet. But come to find out, I had these shits laced up kinda too tight. Which is a bit puzzling, but whatever. They still crack. I have a new policy of dressing shoes up. I used to buy clothes and then try to find some shoes to match. But over time Ive noticed that its easier to find clothes to match your shoes.
Also pictured here we have the Opening Day Air Jordan 1’s. I guess these are suppose to be from when the Duce Tray tried his hand at baseball. I think I like these shits more than im suppose to lol.
Excuse my terrible picture taking. I really was about to take some better pictures. But then, all of a sudden. I stopped caring. oops.
This ever happen to you? You get in the shower, and youre minding your business, washing your ass. Then your stomach rudely interrupts, talking about girggle girggle son, you already know what it is. The super inconvenient truth. You must take a shit immediately, before you are done with your shower. And who really wants to take a shit AFTER a shower anyway? No one, almost every one will do some form of getting out the shower to take a shit… Two things wrong with that though.
1. If you dont dry all the way off, Youre gonna get water all over the place. Taking a wet shit, to me… is fucking wack lol. Nothing good about being hella wet and taking a shit. If youre a swimmer, I’d imagine you get used to it after a while. So now you have your wet ass sliding across your toilet seat, there is water every where, you probably got water on your roll of toilet paper. Nothing good about taking a wet shit. Not to be confused with a watery shit of course lol. Something totally different. And way more gross lol.
2. The other thing thats wack is… if you did happen to inturpt your shower to “take the browns to the super bowl” (funniest shit i ever heard in my life), when you get back in the shower, its gonna smell like shit in the bathroom! While you still need to finish washing your ass. Even tho, its the aroma of your own fresh shit thats in the air. And usually most people dont really believe their own shit stinks all that bad, except in rare cases, or if you just eat bullshit constantly… your shits probably always stink. You and everybody else thinks so too lol. So like I was saying, even tho its your own stanking ass shit thats smelling up the bathroom, In most cases it wouldnt be so bad. But in cases like this, when you get back to washing your ass, the bathroom will start to smell like soap again. And the “loaf you just pinched”. THEN thats when you really start to notice that it smells like somebody just took a shit in here, mixed with the smell of soap. And possibly whatever aerosol you sprayed. Which in my eyes, just makes it worse. Because then… its steamy in the bathroom, and it smells like somebody just took a crap, mixed with soap, and some kind of artificial summer breeze, or cinnamon something. And if you really blow it… you have some kind of flowery scent, which to me is the worst combo. Lets face it… Spraying some kind of spray after some one ELSE takes a shit… It still fucking stinks! It just smells like flowers and a crap was taken. Which is the worse kind. Its still not bearable. And you wouldnt dare jump your ass in the shower after somebody took a shit, and then tried to spray afterward. It even feels warmer than usual in the air after you go in the bathroom after somebody “dropped a load”. So combined with the steam. Weve all been through it im sure.
But to be honest, thats really not why I wrote all this. So I guess you dont know what it is lol. Anyway… Some time ago, on one of the message boards I used to frequent. There was a discussion or a poll question maybe, asking who pisses in the shower. And it came to my surprise to find out how many people think its absolutely disgusting to piss in the shower. Me personally, I think its natural. You get wet like that, one of the first things youre gonna have to do, is urinate. At least I do. Im sure most people do to be honest. And if you dont, fuck you, who cares lol.
But since I have your mind in the bathroom. I was in the shower earlier, and I thought to myself, some people thinks its gross to urinate in the shower, alot of people dont. But I wonder if the same people think its gross to take a shit in the shower?
Of course it is, and i hope everybody else thinks so too. But sometimes I let my mind wonder, and I look at certain things from the other side, or another perspective.
So, I suppose, pissing in the shower, is just as gross as shitting in the shower… “technically” and I only say that because if you piss in the shower you can just wash it off. Its just pee. If you piss on your self, youre gonna jump in the shower, and wash it off. But if you shit in the shower, technically, you can stomp it in out the drain until it goes away and wash it down the drain. Youre in the shower and you can clean your self off. You would get out just as clean as if you didnt shit in the shower. You would get out just as clean, if you got out the shower to take a shit, and then jumped back in the shower. Youd be doing the same thing essentially, because the bathroom would still smell like shit. It would be just like if you shitted on your self and then jumped your shitty ass in the shower, and wash out your shitty ass. So why not just take a dump in the shower?
Because that shit is gross. thats why. And if you do, lol youre gross lol. And I can only imagine how it is to step bare foot in some shit. Especially my own. Im only trying to REMEMBER what I ate. Not have that shit stuck in my toes and THEN have to think back. Yuck.
But at the same time, I almost dont want to accept that answer, because gross is realitive. I think dead bodies, and open heart surgery is just as gross as shit, personally. But of course, there are people it doesnt bother so much. So I’d think that there have to be some people who really dont find it gross to smush out their own feces in the shower lol.
So I feel like I need another answer for not shitting in the shower. Not really. But Id like to kind of come up with one lol. And the reason I refuse to shit in the shower is because its easier to shit sitting on the toilet. If you think about it. How long do you think it would really take to stomp your own shit out down the drain. Way longer than it would take to just sit down, shit. Wipe, and move on. So, Ill take the easy, and less gross way out. Even if your wet.
On a some what related note, since im already talking about it. I know a couple people who claim they cant shit unless they are reading something. One of those people used to frequent my house. I have a stack of magazines right by the bathroom door for her lol. And I dare not go in behind her, I think all the words made her shit stink more or something. Who knows.
Of course, what happen was… Yea, I had to take a shit while I was in the shower earlier, and soapy as hell mind you. And I thought to myself… I could just take a shit right here instead of getting on the toilet. But that would be fucking nasty. Even tho nobody would find out lol. But im lazy, so I really did consider shitting right there in the shower, not that I was really gonna do it. But I felt like I considered it way too much or something. Well I guess I did, And thats why I wrote this lol. And for the record, I was done with my shower when I decided that it would be more work to shit in the shower. I swear I dont know because I tried. If I did, realistically, Id say I did lol. But I didnt. At the end of the day, Im not trying to run my foot through my own shit, just to even time it lol.
Im going to have to find a way to not have to post links for three different groups of muthafuckas that I fuck with on the internet.
Until then though, lol. As many of you know, I live in Porter Ranch, California… a small suburb of Northridge. If by any chance, you happen to watch the news, the city of Porter Ranch might sound kind of familiar to you because there was a big ass fire out here earlier this week. And yes, a nigga like myself DID have to evacuate. Why because peoples homes that were less than 1000 yards from mine, were on fire. But before I made that discovery… I had my ass out on Tampa (the street I live on) taking pictures of that big ass orange helecopter that was dropping water on hot spots. Which happen to be right up the street.
Youll see in the photos… I was standing out on the street. And then I noticed there were hella cars driving down the street, then hella police driving UP the street. Then I see all this smoke up the street all of a sudden. Because when i walkd out there, it wasnt so thick. But then the smoke got thicker, and closer. Then I noticed red streaks and and glowing through the smoke. I said to myself… nigga thats fire. we out.
I walked (ran) back in the house. Im looking at TV and sure enough, I see the next stop sign from my house and the homes and area around it, all on fire. WACK lol. So then yea… Sylvia convienced that I should leave. I guess Black people really dont believe in evacuating, because I sure the hell was sitting here not wanting to leave, just close the windows lol. I didnt believe my shit was gonna catch on fire at all lol. But Syl was stuck on the corner because Rinaldi was closed for helicopter landings. Word? gotdamn lol. It got hella real in Porter Ranch the other day… son, word. lol Im not used to this shit no more.
TheKillaCal: what up nigga?
O 2tha J: sigh… shit
O 2tha J: just got finish wrasslen with my computer
TheKillaCal: who won?
TheKillaCal: LOL...cuz my computer be DDTing me
TheKillaCal: then putting a snake on me
O 2tha J: me nigga!
O 2tha J: LMAO
O 2tha J: hell naw lmao
O 2tha J: nigga i aint gonna lie… i had to grit out a victory tho lol
TheKillaCal: LOL...this nigga was shaking his finger like Hulk Hogan
TheKillaCal: hulking out and shit
O 2tha J: LMAO!!!!!!
O 2tha J: ALSDFAOFJ!!!!!!!!!!! LMAFODF!!!!!!! FUCK! LMOA
lol niggas is dumb.
The picture of the baby is the fucking GUTS to me, holy shit.
Letterman to McCain: John, tell me how my Ass Taste!
If you managed to miss this some how. Or you dont know some how. John McCain was suppose to be on Late Night with David Letterman. One of my favorite shows i ever watch. If i could only take the first 30 min, i would. lol but with Chris Rock being on and this shit. Maybe I should just tape the whole shit regularly lol
But anyway… like I was saying. McCain was suppose to be on Letterman, he canceled because he thought being on Letterman, because he suspeneded his campaign, and was off to washington to help with the Bailout situation. He called Dave and canceled personally. Dave was HOT, and let it be KNOWN! lol
I taped this whole episode on my DVR. its never coming off.
To make the murder complete thought, everybody knows, Keith Oberman is not one to hide his feelings about republicans, or shit he dont feel is right, on either side honestly. I wouldnt say that Dave got Keith Oberman to replace McCain to be spiteful really. Ive been to NYC once. And the one thing I do remember, NBC studios and where Oberman films his shit, in Rockafeller square / center or whatever the fuck, is RIGHT down the street from the Ed Sullivan theatre where Late Show is filmed. You can see it damn near from where Oberman films. But I will say, it did play out nicely in a way that doesnt favor McCain at all lol.
the clips honestly does the whole show very little justice. the monologue was fuckin brutal, but that was really only the beginning lol this muhfucka was fucking pissed. oh, and actually, to make the murder MORE complete. like to really finish it off… this muhfucka McCain, was actually at CBS studios… IN NEW YORK, where the Late Nite is taped, doing an interview with Katie Couric. Dave got wind of this, and actually went to the live feed of John McCains interview during the show.
Way to be fulla shit and THEN get busted John McCain lol.
I got high as possible so I could come back to this and laugh at it as much as possible.
“is this whats hot in the streets these days??” I honestly cant help but wonder how many girls really find this appealing. Im sure its more than I think. However, I’d seriously hate to have to deal with any girl who did happen to find this appealing. For reasons I wont even bother to get into lol. Mainly because, its not that “I cant stop laughing at this”. Its like, Im not actually laughing, but Im laughing uncontrollably on the inside. If that makes sense to anybody.
This is the random link I was sent, no explanation, no nothing. I click the shit, and it says fuckin, “Wild Stallion Tang”. So I immediately assumed it was an openly Gay R&B group. I thought, you know, hey… bold move. Usually everybody just say “oh them niggas is gay” when some fruity ass R&B group comes out. I only watch the second Flavor of Love season (I have no regrets! although it forever turned me off to watch another reality show ever again ever.) so I only barely know anything about anything. I didnt watch I love New York, however, I did see pieces of episodes when somebody else had that bullshit on. But I dont know whats really goin on at all. But apparently, the nigga on the left, and the nigga in the middle are brothers. Go fucking figure. ?? And the both these niggas were on I Love New York at the same muthafuckin time? Really? Seems a bit trifflin… I dont know. It seems somethin, maybe Im just blowed. Maybe Its this fucking picture throwing me off lol.
The nigga on the left, looks like a gay camron, or like Cam dressed in drag or something. Do these niggas have on eye liner? Or am I blowed? They dont look like that on the VH1 site, Im just sayin.... they HAD to put on some kinda makeup for that shit lol. Anyway. See, I dont like to say retarded shit like “thats gay” because the gay shit people call gay these days, is usually just overly wack. And I cant say being gay is wack, because I dont believe that. I also believe its not for me, lol. So to say something is gay because its wack, to me is retarded. However lol. This nigga on the left, has manged to look gayer than Camron did, draped in fucking pink, rolling around in that fucking pink range rover. But he has on Black and White. Astounding how he manged to pull that shit off.
The nigga in the middle looks like Money Mike in drag. That HAS to be a fucking weave. And if its not, then nigga damn. Your ear is poking through your hair like youre a white girl or something. With all the feminness in this picture going on, I almost thought this nigga had on a cleavage shirt. As a titty man, I was about to be FUCKING offended lol. However though, I would like to point out this niggas old school TLC, what about your friends, metal peace sign lol. I’d say it was on a shoe string, or a string of yarn, but then I feel like that would be hating lol. And Im not hating, Im presenting my perspective, which happens to be saturated with what I believe to be humor.If I was hating, I would have said his peace emblem was Die-Cast Metal, instead of just metal, which you can clearly see it is some kind or form of metal. I hope. lol If it was plastic though, a nigga wouldnt be surprised lmao. lol This niggas goes by “Real”. There aint no way in the hell this nigga hasnt been growing that hair sense he was little. His real nick name was probably “Real Gay”. This nigga got on tv, and shortened that shit. He was probably one of them little niggas who you bring up when people start talking about “can you be born gay?”. I think every Black person believes one can be, ONLY because of personal experience lol. And to all those niggas who were born gay and couldnt help it. This man is clearly your champion lol. This nigga looks like he is perpetually really to smack his lips. The only excuse that nigga has for his hair being long is that he is a pimp. Which I would believe. Ive seen pimps in some shit. So fuck it. Id believe that. But, no self respecting REAL… HA!!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! my bad on the pun ... ok… REAL pimp would be caught dead on I Love New York. lol. So clearly, this aint the case. Seriously though, lets for one second. Lets just say this nigga isnt gay. So if he isnt gay, then the only reason he would have his hair this long is to be fly, and pull him a bitch or three mayne lol. So any female who think this nigga here “swag” is off the meter. Seriously, this nigga can have alllll them muhfuckas. Please do take them. He deserves it lol. Does this nigga have on a choker. Time out, I strangely feel like somebody showed me this shit before. I feel like Ive noticed this niggas choker before, I may have not gotten around to talking about it. But thanks to Crunktastical ( where I saw this shit at lol ), I got to laugh at this shit again like it was brand new lol.
The nigga on the right, looks like Jamie Foxx, from the first episode of The Jamie Foxx Show. Of course, the gay version lol. It also appears he took a missy hair cut from around that same time period and fit that shit in his get up. Stop it dammit. Is his jacket, velvet?
This picture looks like, they put together a musical like Idewild and combinded it with an urban version of Broke Back Mountain. And this picture was the album cover for the sound track to that movie, they started in, and also… preformed the entire soundtrack lol.
lol these niggas look like they are on the white carpet at the gay thug fetish ball lol.
Alright, I think Im finished laughin. Imma go find something else to laugh at lol.
This is why, me and Errin are friends. Because we find shit like this.... OVERLY hilarious, for hella reasons! Thank you Errin, for sending me this link!
First off, this shit starts off with this guy who looks like he was captian of his christian schools cheer team and dance team, kicks this hot number off for the savior with a quick and awesome foreshadow of how awesome things were gonna get about… ooo three quarters of the way through. But dont forward it, you might miss the beginning, and thats the best part. You’ll know it when you see it, if you havent watched that shit already lol. After I got finished being over the initial hilarity of it all, I then asked my self. Why do the two ladies on the ends have mics in hand, and the guy in the middle has a headset? HMMMM? Come to find out, it was because the most awsomest break down ever was waiting in the grass ready to pounce on its prey that is the audience and thrill the FUCK out of them! I know he got my black ass lmao.
This dude looks like he managed to cram every move he ever saw micheal jackson do, for his most awesome solo trubite to the savior ever, in less than 30 seconds. Astounding! and fucking hilarious! What a break down that was there! That shit looked HELLA planned. You can tell that man was ready to do that shit for months lmao. I wont go into the back drop and the pedophile band back there lol.
But, I noticed, I see a drum set, I see a muhfucka back there on the drums, I hear no bass? Like, I hear it, but my sub isnt moving really lol. This beat is all Casio son!
The lady on the right, looks like she prayed for a month for her husband to do this shit. She got up there and took full advantage and proceeded to go as far as her ethnicity would take her. Which Im sure was pretty far as far as she’s concerned.
The lady on the right looks like she lies to her self square in the face about something, every morning lol. maybe thats a girl. who knows.
This also looks to me like the dude in the middle passively pushed the fuck out of these two ladies to do more than they signed up for as far as the dance routine goes lol. I honestly cant believe the church ok’d this shit to be on the website. lol
I also cant help but wonder, what was up with the coordination. I mean, it could be the nigga in me, but why arent they in matching fits? I only say that because, this routine clearly took alot of practice and effort. So why not get matching fits? They even manged to be in sync most of the time. They really lost points with me there. However, they did kind of gain them back in the fact that they are dancing in church clothes. The lady on the right looks like she came from her secritary job (that her husband allowed her to get) and ran straight up to church to do the show. So she wore the same thing to work, as she did the show, and it just happen to match. lol
The girl/lady on the left, she looks like somebody probably had a problem with her showing that much leg lol. Is she dancing in a fucking jacket or something? lol damn. If I was more high, I would have thought this dude was dancing with two dark ass smurfs. Their blue dont break for shit lol. It looks like they used to be in the blue man group choir or some shit lol.
And now… parting words from the killa cal, himself:
[9:38 PM] thekillacal: when Al Gore created the internet....he had no idea the comedy he was unleashing
[9:39 PM] o2thaj: RIGHT!!!!!!
You know what, for a little while, I thought I was gonna get tired of Sarah Palin jokes. But you know what? I havent, self high five!
Errin is the guts. (id link her site, but thats another story lol) But anyway, she sent me this link the other day, and just kinda let me deduct the situation on my own. This is the video for Cassies song, Official Girl.
This is hilarious. Is this suppose to be an Aaliyah tribute video? Im not really complaining or anything. Im just kinda wondering if who ever directed this video maybe directed all of Aaliyahs videos, and didnt really feel like doing any real work, so they just story boarded a bunch of past Aaliyah videos and mashed em up for Puff lol. Or shit, it could have been Puff’s idea. I mean, it sounds like an old school Aaliyah song. Maybe then thats why the director went this route? The dance moves look the same, her hair and make up. LOL the only thing she was missing was the old school loccs from Age aint nuttin but a number album and a Queen of the Damned get up lol. But hey, Im all for getting over paid for bullshit and getting away with it. Long as Im not involved. And in this case, I can always watch this shit on mute and experience all the good that come from some shit like this lol.
Speaking of mute, I cant believe I sat through the whole video and didnt have it on mute. Ive never any of this girls music really, or a whole song for that matter. Until now. Until now I had only seen pictures. Which left me wondering what everybody was complaining about. Now as a big fan of another Badboy artist, Total, I can be the first to admit that an artist on a track doesnt have to be tremendously vocally talented for me to be entertained and enjoy the song. Plus Im not one to go to a live R&B concert either. So, hey, I’ll take the studio version every time, shit just aint that important to me. But after listening to this shit here, on accident lol. Im not about to talk shit, Im just saying I see what everybody is complaining about lol. Gotdamn lol.
If you dont want this video on mute. Your bad. And is lil wayne about to be the new age Zapp of rap? Since were on “New Age” shit. I dont mean to be overly militant here, but is it me, or does it seem like these niggas walking around with diamonds and all this bullshit on they teeth, walking around flashing they gotdamn teeth to everybody. Am I the only person than thinks of Black face Minstrel Show shit when I see that shit?
looks just like:
Plus some diamonds and shine and what not lol. lol this lil nigga looks like an extra from Bamboozled lol.
Reference.
lol more visuals.
lol its the same shit plus diamonds and platinum lol
Maybe its just me. Maybe some other super militant type pointed it out too. Who knows. Shit dont really bother me. Im just sayin lol. Clearly the nigga is comfortable making money like that. Who am I to complain? Ill certainly talk shit and laugh though. But he makes more doe than I do, so its all relevant lol.
Last Sunday, we went to the Do Over in Hollywood. While posted outside sipping on some Sangria, we notice Redman pass by in a SUV. This nigga gets out and I notice he had on some pretty fresh Air Max’s. I pointed em out to Yong, our local shoe guru. Then a few days later, he sends me a link on ebay to cop. Which is how Ive bought more than a few pair of shoes as of late ... just like I did when he sent me this link. However though, on Ebay, it did say that they were like white and “Infa Red” which in Nike talk, that means fucking CORAL! Well at least to me it looks like Coral lol. But if you stare at them long enough and simultaneously lie to yourself. And then take a shitty picture with your web cam. Like so....
and tahdaa!!! Them shits is Infared and Im keepin them shits. They are also comfortable as hell. Yay for me n shit.
Speaking of Redman, on nahright.com, dude posted a live ass video of Redman in Atlanta the other day. Shit was great. Ive been a Redman fan for years. I remember the first time I actually seen that nigga in person, was in Atlanta. I was at skating rink, there were celebrities every where. I ran straight into that nigga, while on skates lol then tried to play it off like… YO! Your shits tight nigga! This nigga stepped back and looked at me like what the fuck? lol ah man. Im already 6’6’’ and in skates, this nigga is under 6 foot. I probably looked like a giant to that nigga is what probably happen lol. However though… I have been listening to this nigga music for years, and he has always talked about how he gotta big ass head. That nigga is NOT bullshitting. LOL WOOOOOO. lol Anyway. On to the video, shits live, enjoy!
Funk Flex is gonna choke R. Kelly ass out when he see’s him
Or at least thats what the hell it looks like from this video that he posted on youtube. In an unrelated note, I like that Youtube is now 1 damn word lol.
but peep the video tho lol.
this nigga was ALL tight lipped. He has the nigga imma CHOKE yo black ass when I see you, look on this face. Which, personally, I’d like to fucking see lol. Flex is huge. Kels… I wouldnt say he was small. But Id say he was smaller than Flex therefore hugely disadvantaged in a physical confrontation. Like I said just a few measly words ago. I would LOVE to see this happen.
Not because I think R. Kelly is some sick fuck or whatever. I just honestly want to see famous people fight lol.
Not to mention, I think there are people that just need an ass kicking or 4 to act right. Which would then bring us to the sick fuck part regarding R. lol. “What do you mean by teenagers” first of all, fuck the fact that he let that phrase escape from his mouth. Did you hear the nigga voice quiver when he said it!??! LOL!! He sounded either excited to hear about teenagers or shook, on some “Nigga why you asking me that? what you know nigga what you know?!?!”
This nigga knows, just like every other nigga knows, what the fuck any other nigga MEANS when he say… TEENAGER! Especially when your Black ass just got offa trail for fuckin teenagers, and your ass in doing a fucking interview about how you got away with fucking a teenager, and how you maintain your innocence.
Then the nigga proceeds to give the guiltiest answer possible, with out saying… “umm i mean, naw i dont be fucking lil girls”
I didnt watch the whole interview. I really try to not watch BET as much as possible. Except for Comic View. I love that shit lol. But I really hate watching commercials on BET. I feel like they make me dumb. Or that the people at BET think IM fucking stupid. It bothers me fundamentally lol.
PLUS, what I dont think most niggas realize… who CLAIM they dont watch BET, or talk that bullshit like… I only watch for this and that show. Then turn around and bitch and complain about what the fuck is on. This is what you niggas dont realize. BET gets paid off the commercials you assholes watch. So thats why they continue to program bullshit. Because clearly muthafuckas is watching enough for them to get paid off of ads. There for shit like The Black version of every MTV show continuously get added to the rotation, because muthafuckas is watching the commercials.
And please dont waste my gotdamn time talking about, I dont even watch the commercials, they just be on. Because then you will sound like R. Kelly and / or Sarah Palin (with her dumb ass) and I will feel free to disrespect you openly. lol
Oh yea, tivo’n shit on BET counts as watching the commercials too. At least for the most part. The shits recorded as a watched show.
So all you muthafuckas who bitch about BET, but turn to see whats on anyway. You are part of the problem you complain about. Congratulations. Youre also responsible for R. Kelly getting away with the shit he got away with.
High five to Flex for taking responsibility lol.
Id love to see Flex spear R. Kelly backstage at a concert or something lol. And I really dont have a strong dislike for R. Kelly. I just dont fuck with the dude no more. I dont know what he does or dont do. I personally blame everybody invovled and Id rather just remove myself from dealing with the shit. Rather that wasting my breath talking about Fuck R Kelly he is a sick fuck lol. So? There are millions of sick people walking around. Its all relative, honestly. In other countries, 16 is OOOOOTay! And who is to say that their culture is wrong. I personally rather scoff at preist touching on lil boys. Thats far more way gross, than some fast ass lil girl that signed up for it, knowing she’ll be legal soon (you girls know how yall think lol)
But Id like to see Flex spear hook R. Kelly because I think the shit would seriously be funny as fuck. I love fights lol.
I should start taking bets on whats the over/under on some celeb, or even better… some would be celeb (looking to be famous)… taking vigilante justice in their respective hands and attack R. Kelly. lol
Lastly Id like to say, dont R sound country as fuck? Maybe its because Im from LA. That nigga sounds like he has heavy bamma roots running through his blood. We all know how them niggas get down. I dont know why this shocks any one to be honest. No, thats not a knock on bammas. Well not really lol. I happen to be related to my fair share from a red state or 3. Them niggas… You would be surprised to find out whats OK in some of those areas. Im not trying to look down on nobody, but im also not trying to fucking participate. Just laugh from here and keep it moving!
high five to missinfo.tv ... thats where I got this shit from.
LOL I love the internet sometimes. Sometimes youre really high, and then somebody sends you a random link that kinda catches you off guard and you just fall the fuck out laughing at the inital bullshit that has been thrust upon you.
I can almost kinda sorta apperciate the “art” here. Except for there was clearly no effort made in the lighting of this picture. I say that because, The title is “Greed” and the item that I would guess that is suppose to be greed is the super glossy ass Monopoly box. You know what, maybe its suppose to be glowing or something. But Im going to go with no here.
So what we have here, is a naked nigga, an uncomfortably hairy naked nigga, in a sterling silver chain, and shinny dreads, clutching a monopoly box, looking at the camera like he’s refusing to share his monopoly box that contains the secerts to his sexuality. But he will tell you, if he’s properly pursuaded. Still trying to see the Greed here tho. Greedy with my secerts? My Monopoly game? Im going to distract you when we play Monopoly by being naked when we are playing. Thus then, I would suppose, there would be the Greed? Because he will win with the naked distraction tactic? Yea Im stretchin, I know. lol
But what I do know is, that this shit aint got shit to do with Greed. This is a nigga who just wants to be naked on flickr for the sake of being naked on flickr. Or maybe he is trying to attract some kind of attention from the same sex as he is. In which case this nigga sucssed, if you notice the thrid comment down. Hopefully he likes white guys. Flickr, by the way is where I got the picture from - http://www.flickr.com/photos/souljourner1/2168988987/ . If you were stupid enough to click on the link, you will notice there are other naked nigga photos in there. Honestly, I could have sworn I seen this shit some where before. Or maybe I might know this nigga? (dont know how that would be, but I know alot of people… so who knows) Or, I could honestly know somebody that does know this nigga and they could be close friends. Im not sure, and I wont aplogize until I find out, and maybe still not then lol. (fat chance lol)
To further prove my point. If this was suppose to be some kind of “Art"… then I challenge you, the reader, to maybe explain to me why this man would not have bothered to photoshop out the white lint in the black velvet sheets in the background. Im sure that shit aint velvet, but I added that for effect lol.
If this man wanted a picture to represent Greed and be naked simultaniously, he could have done it a ton of different better ways. He could have done some shit like… I dont know, maybe he could have acted out him defending a big ass bag full of dicks and assholes. From a bunch of other photos of him about to pounce on him, trying to get to the big ass bag full of dicks and assholes… that he is guarding ... fuckin naked of course, with a pair of dildo nunchucks. lol now that would be greed. or just super fuckin gay and hilarious. Gotdamn lmao. This reminds me of the psuedo web artist on Black Planet back in the day lol.
When you work on the “other side” of the entertainment industry, and you find your self around and just seeing naked dudes more than you’d like. Forcing you to immediatly be secure in your masculinity. lol After a while, shit like this inst really gay, its just funny as fuck! LOL
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