You Tube Archives - Uhmah Park

Jimmy Kimmel, has Snoop up here narrating nature films. This is everything awesome as you hope it to be!

I fucked around and found a whole “Plizzanet Earth” playlist! Gotdamn, I didnt think I was gonna make it through this whole thing. I couldnt stop laughing. Im so glad I smoked before I watched this.

There are only 4 Plizzanet Earth videos. I dont know which one is my favorite. Ive looped through these a few times and I cant decide. MY GOD! This shit was hilarious!


…Waka cross the street
Waka dog on a leash
Waka Texas Ranger
Luke Sky Waka…

This shit is fucking hilarious. I only know two things about Waka Flocka Flame… no three things.

  1. Everytime I see him on tv or some internet video, this man is shaking his dreads and bouncing around the stage.
  2. This man told the world he has no lyrics. He just out there making music. This nigga is the realest rapper out lol. If a nigga come out and say he is just up there trying to entertain people and make party music. Hey, you gotta respect that.
  3. His stage name bothers the fuck out of me lol. Waka Flocka…. first of all. Then you follow it up with FLAME? It doesnt sound gay. It sounds like Dhalsim half cousin tried to come with his own brand of “Yoga Flame” and its a horrible ground shin punch or something.

High Five to who ever did this shit lol


This video is old as shit. Like December 2008 I believe. We were all pretty faded. Then Yong and Clever break out into a debate about how much liquor Yong as actually consumed lol.


I have been bullshiting on posting videos to my damn site. Dah. Oh well.

One random rainy day at the office, it turned into Easy-E Karaoke lol! This was great.

This is also me practicing some video editing lol


If there are going to be bad people in this world. At least the vast majority of them are dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9L5ih45sLM

Maybe this pervert didnt notice that she had on, what appears to be a Karate Fit? Maybe he wasnt a perv, maybe he wanted to just rob this lil girl for her ipod like an asshole. In any event. He paid for his sins at the unforgiving hands of a lil girl who clearly wasnt having none of that bullshit on THIS day. And to prove her point. Not only did she beat this muthafucka the fuck down and stood over him like she was talking to him while beating his punk ass. She drug this dude BACK in the elevator, but she chased this mtuafucka OUT of the elevator to continue the ass whooping she was handing out! I would have loved to see how this ended up. And if this guy actually got a black eye or showed any phyical damage taken by this lil ass girl lol.

Good job lil girl! Those Karate lessions have clearly paid off lol.


What if you are a fisherman and you find this shit in your net?

Mind you, that shark thats bitten in half IS a great white. How funny would it be if the shark that bit this shark in half was a never seen before big ass Black shark lol. If it is, I get to name it!!!! He shall be called…. Big Ass Black Shark lol. Mainly because if that shit pops up some where and surprises somebody, thats the first thing they are gonna say… Thats a Big Ass Black shark! What else could you possibly say? lol

link to news story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569764,00.html


I just got my google wave invite! I came back from lunch/sack run. Checked my email and to my surprise, I see a Google Wave Invite! BANG! Ive been drooling over this thing since i saw it a whole bunch of months back. Not only did I get my invite, but I had a bunch of invites to give out. I cant wait for everybody to get them. I see lots of laughs in the near future. RJ and I already started “The Wave of Soup” which is gonna feature videos and pictures of people getting dunked on. Its gonna be great!  I cant wait for more people to join.

This video here is great as well, it shows what google wave can do, to the audio and dialog of one of the greatest movies of all time, Pulp Fiction.

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcxF9oz9Cu0

If youve never even heard of google wave before and that video didnt really clear anything up then go here: http://mashable.com/2009/05/28/google-wave-guide/ and do some detailed reading. lol Im not good at explanations at all lol.


I have let my Loyal Readers down.. not that I write enough to have a few of those, but none the less, I suck. Here I have been sitting on this video and have posted it all on my twitter and facebook. But not the one place I really care about lol

Anyway, everybody knows that Im a HUGE Laker fan. So during the Western Conference Finals I realized that Carmelo Anthony wears #15… and that McDonalnds Chicken McNugget was also the #15 on the menu. So I rolled to the local Micky D’s and made this video.. lol .. with this note:

In Los Angeles, you can go to almost any McDonalds and order a #15… which is the Chicken McNugget Combo… which is also the same number #15 as Denver McNugget Star forward, Carmelo Anthony. So get your nuggets today! and eat em up, just like our Lakers have been eating up the nuggest for YEARS!! GO LAKERS!!!

Carmelo Anthony #15 Denver McNugget Combo Special from OJ Smith on Vimeo.

And of course the Lakers won the Championship! Cant tell you how happy I was!! shit… STILL AM!!! WE THE BEST!!!!! DAMMIT!!