Soup Theater Archives - Uhmah Park

This is the moment when Kobe shot to the top of my favorite Lakers (who were active at the time) list. There was already a bunch of hype. But the public wasnt sure about him just yet. Then in preseason, he does this. I saw this game live. I felt like I was one of the players on the bench, I jumped up and lost my mind. I was so hype! This was over Ben Wallace. The same Ben Wallace that would go on to win Defensive Player of the year. After this game, I thought to myself… I hope he keeps on doing shit like this.

Oh boy.


Back for our first installment of Soup Theater this new NBA season! And its a fricken doozie!!!! (i said it!). So maybe Melo saw my Chicken Nuggets Number 15 Mcdonalds special video and came back focused to make his mark this season and try to get to the finals. (Kobe and my Lakers are gonna have much to do and say about that). I see you Melo! Good lord!! He wasnt bullshitting… He’s back

He didnt even give it to him with the off arm too tough he just rose up and embarrassed that big ass nigga! Shit!! Hubbie Brown, bless his heart, tried to warm him as he threw it… “BAD PASS BAD PASS!!” Clearly he didnt hear him. Also this dumb fuck Milsap would have jumped even if he was warned. Honesltly, he’ll probably jump again. Hopefully he does.


Its a little know fact that Delonte West has an anger problem. When he was traded to the Cavs, I do believe he had to take sometime away from the team to handle his anger problem. Well my cousin and I know about his anger problem every since he was a punk ass boston celtic. Ive seen him on the bench way too pissed. Like more pissed than every other NBA player. I used to think it was hilarious. So every since then, his name has been Angry Man. And Angry Man has clearly has found new ways to take out his aggression in more productive ways that help his team.

THROW IT DOWN ANGRY MAN!!! I think that was Marvin Willians? he dunked on? LOL none the less, it was pretty vicious! And worthy of Soup Theater!


This is just horrible. I remember seeing this a long ass time ago. Youtube is fucking great!!!! Im sitting here raking my brain trying to remember if Jermaine Oneal has ever blocked a dunk. Im not thinking so lol. It usually goes something like this lol. Just to think. This guy came out of highschool The same year Kobe did lol.

There is no way you have respect for a nigga after you dunk on him like this lol. Good GOD man!!!


Now that baseball season has started SportsCenter is saturated with barely athletic baseball plays. While I will admit to hating baseball all day long. I will admit, there are some pretty good baseball plays… sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean hardly ever. Seriously. How many diving catches can be that impressive. I often play devils advocate so I can see how some baseball fan could say, how many times can a dunk be all that impressive. Rubbish.

Do you see how high that man got for that ball?


Earlier today, Eddie House of the punk ass boston celtics, filed an ankle insurance claim. Not to become an agent, but as an unfortunate victim. Footage that accompanied the video can be found here:

LMAO

Chris Paul crossed this man THE FUCK up. and turned him all the way around. It was either get turned all the way around, or leave even more ankle juice all over the freethrow line. The same ankle juice clearly made Chris Paul bust his ass after the play. LOL


Ive been watching basketball most of my life. And after watching Steve Nash getting dunked on, time and time again, in attempt to draw a charge. I have come to one conclusion. Steve Nash clearly doesnt believe that Black guys have the ablitity to jump very high. Not only that but there isnt a Black man walking the planet that has any reservations about dunking on a white guy. No matter what his size or condition. He could be retarded. If he is under the rim, his neck is in danger. Those are the rules.

Maybe Steve Nash likes getting dunked on like this? Maybe he just wants to be a part of good tv and highlights, no matter what side he’s on.

We might never know why Steve Nash always offers his neck up for soup. But we will never get tired of watching it either! Soup Theater FTW! Speaking of never getting tired of Steve Nash getting dunked on………

This will never get old.

Lastly, I’d just like to throw this out there. I hear that President Obama was talking about ripping out the White House Bowling Alley, and replacing it with a Basketball court. Do you know what I’d do to play basketball with Obama at the White House?!?! MAN! That would probably be one of the best experiences ever. Especially since if Obama was on the other team, I’d try to dunk on him. Im not even playin. Id try to smash all on his ass! I’d actually be determined to do it. Some how some way. That would be the best shit ever. I hope they build it. lol


If you jump with a dude named “Jordan”… I dont care if its his first middle or last name. You have to think your chances of getting dunked on are super high lol. Or at least you should. Like Chris Bosh should have lol.

If you are going to guard the basket, being damn near 7 feet tall, against somebody who is barely 6’2’’ charging the basket hard as fuck. No matter who he is… youre gonna have to put forth a better effort than Mr Bosh is about to do. Otherwise, you will find your self on Soup Theater!!

if you watched this game, you would have seen, damn near 60 seconds (something like that) later Jordan throws a lob to Trevor off the back board. Setting up Jason Capono (sp? – i refuse to check) to get banged on. Cold Shit! I say its cold because if you think about it. Jordan was on his way for a clear dunk. He is way too fast for Capono to catch up to, yet and still, Jordan see’s Capono trailing him, and clearly see’s Trevor too. Trevor aint gonna stop charging to the hole until a basket is made. Capono clearly has no real idea Trevor is trailing the play like this, and ready to dunk all on his neck given the chance. Jordan does though. Throw’s it up. Neck Bone Soup!! On some UCLA practice game shit lol.
I love watching the Lakers Bench play. Even when I play with them on NBA 2k9 ( FUCK LIVE! thats right, i said it. shit sucks on ps3 )

What I wanna know is… What kinda name is Trevor for a nigga? Especially a nigga from LA. I can see a nigga named Trevor attending UCLA, though. But when I think of the name Trevor and I find out its a Black guy, I think of some super well spoken weather man, with the lightest possible tv make up on. Kinda like Hillarys boyfriend that died on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I think his name was Trevor. I could be wrong. Anyway. Good for Trevor for giving that name a new meaning and what not.


He did this nigga so damn dirty. lol Whats even funnier is that it was Kenny Smith playing some bullshit ass defense that got Hakeem banged on like this lol.

Still one of the all time best soups ever.

and of course I posted this, because KJ is now the Mayor of cowbell town ( Sacramento – thats what we call it down here in LA. be mad lol). Also note, in the linked article, all of the scandals this man has been involved it. Gotdamn! lol shits crucial lol.