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Kobe Bryant: Act 1

This is the moment when Kobe shot to the top of my favorite Lakers (who were active at the time) list. There was already a bunch of hype. But the public wasnt sure about him just yet. Then in preseason, he does this. I saw this game live. I felt like I was one of the players on the bench, I jumped up and lost my mind. I was so hype! This was over Ben Wallace. The same Ben Wallace that would go on to win Defensive Player of the year. After this game, I thought to myself… I hope […]

Hubbie Tried To Warn Him!!

Back for our first installment of Soup Theater this new NBA season! And its a fricken doozie!!!! (i said it!). So maybe Melo saw my Chicken Nuggets Number 15 Mcdonalds special video and came back focused to make his mark this season and try to get to the finals. (Kobe and my Lakers are gonna have much to do and say about that). I see you Melo! Good lord!! He wasnt bullshitting… He’s back He didnt even give it to him with the off arm too tough he just rose up and embarrassed that big ass nigga! Shit!! Hubbie Brown, […]

Angry Man Soup!

Its a little know fact that Delonte West has an anger problem. When he was traded to the Cavs, I do believe he had to take sometime away from the team to handle his anger problem. Well my cousin and I know about his anger problem every since he was a punk ass boston celtic. Ive seen him on the bench way too pissed. Like more pissed than every other NBA player. I used to think it was hilarious. So every since then, his name has been Angry Man. And Angry Man has clearly has found new ways to take […]

Kenyon Martin To Jermain Oneal – I dont respect you at all

This is just horrible. I remember seeing this a long ass time ago. Youtube is fucking great!!!! Im sitting here raking my brain trying to remember if Jermaine Oneal has ever blocked a dunk. Im not thinking so lol. It usually goes something like this lol. Just to think. This guy came out of highschool The same year Kobe did lol. There is no way you have respect for a nigga after you dunk on him like this lol. Good GOD man!!!

How was this not in tonites top 10

Now that baseball season has started SportsCenter is saturated with barely athletic baseball plays. While I will admit to hating baseball all day long. I will admit, there are some pretty good baseball plays… sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean hardly ever. Seriously. How many diving catches can be that impressive. I often play devils advocate so I can see how some baseball fan could say, how many times can a dunk be all that impressive. Rubbish. Do you see how high that man got for that ball?

Eddie House’s Ankel Insurance Claim, Filed Earlier Today

Earlier today, Eddie House of the punk ass boston celtics, filed an ankle insurance claim. Not to become an agent, but as an unfortunate victim. Footage that accompanied the video can be found here: LMAO Chris Paul crossed this man THE FUCK up. and turned him all the way around. It was either get turned all the way around, or leave even more ankle juice all over the freethrow line. The same ankle juice clearly made Chris Paul bust his ass after the play. LOL

Soup Theater: Steve Nash – How to take a charge time and time again FTL

Ive been watching basketball most of my life. And after watching Steve Nash getting dunked on, time and time again, in attempt to draw a charge. I have come to one conclusion. Steve Nash clearly doesnt believe that Black guys have the ablitity to jump very high. Not only that but there isnt a Black man walking the planet that has any reservations about dunking on a white guy. No matter what his size or condition. He could be retarded. If he is under the rim, his neck is in danger. Those are the rules. Maybe Steve Nash likes getting […]

Soup Theater: Jordan Farmar Is After Your Neck

If you jump with a dude named “Jordan”… I dont care if its his first middle or last name. You have to think your chances of getting dunked on are super high lol. Or at least you should. Like Chris Bosh should have lol. If you are going to guard the basket, being damn near 7 feet tall, against somebody who is barely 6’2’’ charging the basket hard as fuck. No matter who he is… youre gonna have to put forth a better effort than Mr Bosh is about to do. Otherwise, you will find your self on Soup Theater!! […]

Vintage Soup: KJ for Mayor!

He did this nigga so damn dirty. lol Whats even funnier is that it was Kenny Smith playing some bullshit ass defense that got Hakeem banged on like this lol. Still one of the all time best soups ever. and of course I posted this, because KJ is now the Mayor of cowbell town ( Sacramento – thats what we call it down here in LA. be mad lol). Also note, in the linked article, all of the scandals this man has been involved it. Gotdamn! lol shits crucial lol.