Gadgetry Archives - Uhmah Park

This here is all around awesome lol. The video is a promo for the JamBox, a wireless/bluetooth speaker box/speaker phone; which I intend to acquire at some point in the future. The song and imagery in the video are fucking hilarious!!

Yes, i also want that bike mount.

Yes, you are fucking FOOLISH if you think i wouldnt put on that big ass ignorant chain and rock that jambox on some flavor flav shit! lol

These are my plans for the future. Deal with it! lol

But no, I really want this gotdamn thing. It will go nicely with my new tablet!


lol this shit is the GUTS to me, every time I see it! Its fuckin great. So yea, that is my name on the PS3 Network.Feel free to add me. But usually what Im doing is battling my cousin JD in NBA 2k9. Its the only thing Ive been playing since the basketball season started and I beat GTA IV. Im actually looking for other people to play other than my cousin JD, because I’ve been taking some L’s to this man and I need somebody to beat up on and work on my game lol. Actually, now that I think about it. JD is the only person who has beat me in a while. But then again, thats the only person Ive really played lol.

Alot of people dont understand the level of competition going between JD and myself. We compete in damn near EVERYTHING. At one point. We had a competition to see who could send who the most junk mail. I promise. We made up aliases to keep track of who was winning. But me and this nigga here lol. Are aliases… OJ = Slick Johnson and JD = Pookie Jankens. Yup, thats right… “Jankens”. So what we used to do is… there are commercials that advertise shit, this was before spam, and you could call a 1-800 number for more information. What they would do is, take your name and information and send you a packet of bullshit about what they were trying to sell. Resulting in Junk Mail. Needless to say, our parents werent happy about the shit. But we thought it was fucking hilarious. Not only that. But we would call up to these places with accents and all kinds of shit. But the super duper kicker for me was. I got to tell the person on the other end of the phone, that my name was Pookie Jankens. And I would spell that shit out, just like that. Id make sure they had it right and everything. One time, I made up a story about how and why I had to change my name to spell out like that. I think I said something super ignorant like (in a super country ass voice) “Well, I was thankin one day. And I said self… wahy is it that mah nayme is spelled Jenkins when I says it, “Jankens”. So I changed it to hows Is says it!” That shit was the fucking guts. Im sure that isnt exactly what I said. But I promise it went something just like that. It was something about thats how it sound so I spell it that way. I just remember the person on the phone sounding like “they had officially heard it all”. I remember pulling it off. Dont remember how I held my fucking laugh in. lol woo. I half way hope somebody I told that bullshit to reads this lol like I KNEW HE WAS BULLSHITING!
Anyway.
Who won this stupid ass contest? Kinda hard to say. We agreed that I won in terms of bulk. But this nigga here. He sent me some info package from a company that made some kind of special lawn mower. I would get BIG ASS tree murdering pamphlets from these people!! It was fucking retarded. IT WAS JUST A LAWN MOWER! Well it was kinda special, like it chopped shit up and did a bunch of shit and would do you good if you were somebody like Hank Hill n shit. These fools sent me videos and cd’s all kinds of shit. For a LONG ass time. I bet they are still sending shit to that address. If they havent gone under from there questionable ass marketing skills.

We compete in damn near everything and we make practice of taking shit WAY too far because both of us AINT SHIT at ALL. LOL my Ex used to call us the “Aint Shit’s” which has transformed to W.A.S. amoungst me and this nigga. Anyway. We are looking for a new game to do battle in. Something that doesnt take all day to play. No longer than 30 minutes a game. We both bought Civilization and will battle all fucking day. Some one has to win. There can only be one. lol We have to battle till somebody wins lol.


posted on the couch. pictured here we have me being lazy as usual, and a tool to help my lazyness and self perceived convince. I finally joined the rest of the world ( some months ago, but i havent been blogging for a min) and got a wireless keyboard and mouse. Since i get busy on photoshop from time to time, i believed (because i was told) that a bluetooth joint would fuck me up when im working. so i scoffed at the whole shit for a long time. well i suppose technology got better. and i walked into the light.

This is a Logitech S 510 . Pretty snazzy, the keyboard is super thin. I love it. Although i do wish this shit had a email button. I do also wish that the buttons where a bit more configurable, but im not complaining. it controls the itunes pretty well. Except for with my new computer it doesnt control the volume anymore. i dont know why. I have a digital out on my new machine (pics and specs coming soon). so i guess thats why.

Damn… this picture is kinda old, my room dont even look like that no more. And those shes are pretty folded these days. i need to clean them shits lol.

I need to get my camera fixed and take pictures of my new shit.

But really what i wanted to do is test out the new gallery thing i installed. Seems to crack, i need to find a way to put a full sized picture in this bitch tho.
– Edit : so i did it manually. but  the gallery thing seems to crack a whole bunch.  im kinda impressed.

More To Come!!

Maybe later. but for now… Entorage onDemand bitches.