Digz & Kickz Archives - Uhmah Park

If you know me, you know why I want this jacket. Shits dope. This is from the New Crooks & Castles Fall Collection. I wont take this opportunity to expand on how I hate Fashion Industry websites. I will say that I do love Crooks shit. I need to have this jacket.

Hopefully I wont further confuse any one with my possible affiliations by wearing this jacket. lol I probably will.


So I went to this place called Hennries for lunch today. And on my way out, this tall old white guy caught the back of my shirt and asked me: “so whats the vultures? Is it a gang or a team?” Trying super hard to supress my laugh, I explained to him that it was just a shirt. And that I got it from the homies shop, Primitive on Ventura Blvd.

I like this shirt. These fools need to really start up some kinda motercyle gang. Or we were thinking about starting a scooter gang with the homie Brett (he has a scooter and was in a scooter gang movie)

I think the scooter gang would be a little bit better and definitely more random.

Picture it, a bunch of grown muthafuckas on scooters rolling down the street 30 mph, too cool for school ‘n shit lol
We might have to do that lol


Sometime in 2004 or 2005, I was noticing that every celebrity was coming out with some kind of clothing line or perfume line or some kind of other line of whatever the hell. So as a joke, I said, Im going to make a Clothing line called "Chronic Couture". So of course, random OJ. One blowed day, I was watching a Laker game or something and I just ended up making a couple just to pass some time. I put up a t-shirt store on spreadshirt and just let these just sit there. I told a few people about them. But no major marketing effort. I thought it was more funny than anytyhing.

But now, there is a new measure on the ballot here in California to really legalize Marijuana. Real reform and regulation (Visit TaxCannabis.org for more info). And Im all for it. So to show my support I am relaunching my "VOTE FOR HYDRO" T-Shirts. Because Pedro cant do shit for you! Hydro brings joy to every ones lives, brings people together and will bring the state out of financial anarchy lol. With every purchase a donation will be made towards the cause!

Also, because I love women smokers. There are Vote For Hydo t-shirts for women as well

 

There are a few different colors and styles available. More after the jump.


These shoes are so dope..

Dammit I want these. Except I’d wanna ball in these more than I’d wanna rock em. I really dont feel like these are rockable basketball shoes. Although I would probably try to some degree if I ever get my hands on any. $230 is enough to make me give up on balling in these. But fuck. These are awesome.
One day. They dont even have em in my damn size


These Moschino peep toe sandals:

and these… not the same shoe. But this is all I could find. lol

Remind me of these.

Youre probably asking your self how. Maybe its because I wanna do some Glen Quagmire shit to some lucky willing participant who would happen to have these on her pretty feets lol. That would be great lol Id have to drop the heart shaped bed out the wall and all that shit lol. No… I dont have a heart shaped bed.

I dont know how old these are. But I found them randomly looking for some other shit. Had to stop what I was doing and post these lol.


I am a man of a few fetishes. One of them is a pretty girl in a nice pair of shoes. Im not gonna sit up here and say that I only fuck with girls with an acceptable shoe game. Because I’ve made exceptions. Alot of them lol. And there is a good chance I shall continue. (…. meh lol). But like I was saying. A sexy pair of shoes just says something else about a girl. To me, its like the difference between a chevy and a beamer. Nothing is wrong with a good Chevy, but a nigga like myself is trying to push a Beamer lol.

A friend of mine, Chasity, sent this out over twitter and I thought there was super poppin. So I figured I’d post em because I like em.

The cubes on the heel look like rock candy…. crystallized sugar on a rope / stick. You remember that old science experiment shit lol. I’d lick on them shits just it was some sugar on em too lol. I like the lil bow on em too. I think I know why that might be though… I’ve been conditioned. LOL Its all good tho. These are hot.

This girls feet look a little ashy on the heel area, but with shoes on like this. I aint trippin lol.


This is some of the best shit I’ve ever seen, ever. First of all. I love polo shit. Im eventually gonna spiff up my room. Im secretly trying to NOT decorate my room like the Polo Store. Sigh… Every time I type it or say it out loud, I feel a little bit more strongly that I should do it. As a matter of fact, Im damn near ready to say that I AM going to do that shit lol. I have white blinds, it would look like the catalog in this bitch. Good lord. Anyway. So some time ago, I came by this wonderfully ignorant youtube video.

I am not playing when I say, I seriously love shit like this. These niggas are seriously about it. You gotta fuckin love it! I hope they make that movie. Imma pay to go see it, but Imma steal it on GP! lol The kicker to all this is Thirstin Howl III the all over this shit. Who I’ve been a fan of since I first heard him on Lyricist Lounge, back in the day. This man is so slept on. On one of the Lyricist Lounge tapes and he said my favorite shit to tell punk ass niggas like HASSAN when its time to play some Tekken..  “You can lose or you can lose, those are your options”
lol this nigga says the most outrageous ass shit … first of all this nigga claims he is a Skillionare. Which is the fucking guts. this nigga says, he will battle 80 niggas and have enough rhymes to go first lol. he said he could pick pocket a grass skirt lol “im bout to have rap locked, with rhymes two two a cell” lol “you wouldnt catch me half stepin even if I both feet” lol shit… but the best shit ever. “My ego and my conscious refuse to share the same space”

I know I have a few friends who appreciate shit like this too… and thats why were friends. Everybody else… fuck it, I dont pity you at all. your bad lol.

Now let me go black out.


YES WE CAN!

I saw this and had to purchase it. I havent bought any Obama shirts or plates or anything unofficial that didnt directly support the campaign this whole time. I bought a Hope and Change poster, but that was it. But I saw this shit and just had to have it. This shit is fuckin great.

There is a Black version also… but it appears to be sold out. I got the white one. Although Calvin says he’s never seen me in white. I had to look through some of my pictures and low and behold. I dont wear white too much in pictures. How bout that? that has to change lol.

Purchase Link


These shoes say “Death Wish on the back. Now why that is super funny to me, is because I grew up in LA ( 53rd and Hoover ), in the 80’s and 90’s and wearing some shit like this around back then in the wrong part of town. And these shoes would have been exactly that. You having some kinda fucking death wish. I was on Figueroa today, and I saw some teenagers crossing the street. One of them had a Braves hat on with a red brim and one had on a all brown shirt. I remember when you couldnt do that over in that area at one time. Some random crip was bound to see you, and trip on you for having the wrong color on. “The wrong color on?” When I tell out of towners about how things used to be out here, they swear up and down its the dumbest shit they ever heard. And I couldnt agree with them more. However, lol… when those are thats whats going on around you. On the mass scale that it was, its hard to avoid. Impossible actually. Imagine having to wake up in the morning to get dressed and have to think about where you might end up that day, so you know what you can wear. Imagine living in a neighborhood where you couldnt wear red, like these shoes here. AT ALL. Like, it just wasnt safe. Every one knows a bully or two of a town or a block. But what if you were surrounded by bullies constantly. With guns, and bad attitudes. And when they see the color red, it makes them mad as fuck, and what to at the VERY LEAST give you a hard time and pick on you for what you have on. And by give you a hard time and pick on you, I mean push, kicking, and hitting you to some degree. Thats what you would have to deal with in the very least, stepping outside your house, with red on. To do anything. Even play with your friends. Maybe one of your life long friends that youve known forever. Will completely turn on you for having the wrong color on.
Not fun, not fun at all. Very fucking stressful is what it is. You basically have to walk around ready to fight and or run for your fucking life at all times. And I do mean at all times. Imagine having to deal with that your whole childhood and teenage years. Everybody I know from Los Angeles, has a story about getting harassed by some gang banger for having the wrong color on in the wrong area. Alot of people have stories about people who didnt survive their story to tell. Thank God things are alot different though. Even though while here I sit and thank the God that I pray to, the reason things are alot different is because alot of people lost their lives for things to change. Alot of people got put in jail for things they now regret and see the absolute wrong in what they did, and now will spend the rest of their lives in jail for. They basically all took each other out, and took down alot of innocent people with them. Way too many in fact. There are some people who say that things were set up for that to happen, purposely. That could be true, it could not be true. But I think if people choose to do better, there would be no opportunity for the set up. The set up would be useless, the set up would fail.

But I do have to congratulate the modern gang banger. While they might be crippin or bloodin it up. The likely hood of you getting harassed for wearing the wrong color is extremely low. You have to be in the deep dark hood AND look like a gang banger. And still some times not even then. Unless you happen run across some lil gang bangin ass niggas. Then God’s Speed homie… foreal. Niggas have also stopped jackin muthafuckas for cars for the most part. Its not like it dont happen, it just isnt super common every 5 fucking seconds practice any more. Which is also a fucking relief lol.

But that bullshit be damned. These shoes are pretty fucking dope lol. Id really like to buy them. But I just cant bring myself to do it. Id never wear them, I wouldnt feel safe, AT ALL. Not really because their all red. Its more the DEATH WISH across the back lol. Seems like bad luck lol. Seems like something super random would happen to you or something. Id be way too pissed, but felt like I only had myself to blame. Like some asshole would rob the bank I just happen to be in. Then decides to take a hostage… starts lookin for one. Oh… perfect, your shoes say DEATH WISH, lets go, tape this bomb to your head or something stupid like that. Fuck that LOL

These however, would be a little harder to pass up despite the “Deathwish” on the back. LOL Red used to be my favorite color when I was little. Got broke of that shit super quick. Im trying to work myself in slowly lol. There are too many crips in the world.

Clearly Snatched From: http://www.sneakerobsession.com


This looks like some shit Flavor Flav should/would rock. lol But what it is, is a New Era – Frank 151 collaboration. While I definitly believe time is money. Imma have to not spend my money on this. Mainly because hats look retarded on me. They just do, its tragic, oh well. The time on the hat, of course is 1:51 am or pm. Couldnt tell you which one its suppose to be. I suppose that would all depend on if you were making money at 1:51 am or 1:51 pm. Now its doubly sad I cant rock this hat, because it just so happens, I make money during both of those times. Self High Five!

Yell Loudly!