Comments on: Unsexy Back http://five27.com/blowed-thoughts/unsexy-back/ Five27.com Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:57:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Drew http://five27.com/blowed-thoughts/unsexy-back/#comment-6208 Drew Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:06:47 +0000 http://www.five27.com/gp/unsexy-back#comment-6208 LAFFINMYFUKINASSSOFFF!!!!! I cannot believe what followed the title godamn. Holy shit. that is beautiful LMAO LAFFINMYFUKINASSSOFFF!!!!! I cannot believe what followed the title godamn. Holy shit. that is beautiful LMAO

]]> By: JD http://five27.com/blowed-thoughts/unsexy-back/#comment-6207 JD Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:14:29 +0000 http://www.five27.com/gp/unsexy-back#comment-6207 Nigga, Whoa! and EWWWWWWWW! Nigga, you know what she is there to buy, FOOD NIGGA FOOD! Nigga seriously, doesn't it look like anytime she goes somewhere, she is going to get food? Come on now. Thats why she hasn't been shopping since those days those clothes actually fit. Which im going to approximate as 10 yeas ago. Nigga, how the fuck you be this large and have no ass to speak of I don't know. However, to verify that she indeed does actually have an ass, she went and gave herself the murphy from hell to accentuate her ass crack and the fact that she actually does have an ass. Its easy to assume that she doesn't have one, as it looks as if she is unable to properly digest and turn food into waste like most of us, it does look like she is holding on to all of it for some odd reason. Than the back boobies, how the fuck you grow back boobies? How come the same didnt happen to her ass? Im starting to think that her ass relocated from her backside to her frontside, in order to help make some room for the excessive baggage that she adds everyday. So therefore ass being in the front now, she probably has that humongous as "sqwace bump" that old people usually get. This sqwace bump is probbaly being covered up though by her muffin top gut. Nigga, who knows what the fuck is on her legs, one of my guesses would be chocolate. I don't think its to far fetched to think that this broad has a wading pool full of chocolate to go home too. Either that, or as I previously mentioned, she has no ass to dispose of her feces, so its starting to seep out through her pores or something. Nigga put her head between someones legs, nigga I seen bitches be able to spread they legs and put them shits behind they head. Yet I have a hard time believing anybody was able to squeeze this broad between their legs. It would be equivalent to medieval times when muthafuckas was tortured by having horses tied to their limbs and having them all pulled in opposite directions. My theory is that she sat in a loveseat while somebody positioned themselves behind her and did the best they could. Its the guts how she is so fuckin big you cant see what she is trying to purchase. What if the people in front of her, dont see her? THey are going to be in for a surprise when they run around, wonder if they are going to be able to playoff, like they dont notice anything outta the ordinary. Her purse, nigga that aint a purse, that is either a fanny pack or a papoose. Guaranteed that if it doesn't have money in it, it has food in it. If it does't have food in it, then it has money for food in it. What would you do if you were the cashier and she pulled her cash outta her bra, or whatever contraption she uses to keep her cleavage off her knees. Wonder where she uses the bathroom at, I would imagine the tub would have to suffice. Nigga just catching all the sideways looks you get throughout the day she give her the motivation she would need to hit the track or at least mix in a salad or something from time to time. SHITZAM! Nigga, Whoa! and EWWWWWWWW! Nigga, you know what she is there to buy, FOOD NIGGA FOOD! Nigga seriously, doesn’t it look like anytime she goes somewhere, she is going to get food? Come on now. Thats why she hasn’t been shopping since those days those clothes actually fit. Which im going to approximate as 10 yeas ago. Nigga, how the fuck you be this large and have no ass to speak of I don’t know. However, to verify that she indeed does actually have an ass, she went and gave herself the murphy from hell to accentuate her ass crack and the fact that she actually does have an ass. Its easy to assume that she doesn’t have one, as it looks as if she is unable to properly digest and turn food into waste like most of us, it does look like she is holding on to all of it for some odd reason. Than the back boobies, how the fuck you grow back boobies? How come the same didnt happen to her ass? Im starting to think that her ass relocated from her backside to her frontside, in order to help make some room for the excessive baggage that she adds everyday. So therefore ass being in the front now, she probably has that humongous as “sqwace bump” that old people usually get. This sqwace bump is probbaly being covered up though by her muffin top gut. Nigga, who knows what the fuck is on her legs, one of my guesses would be chocolate. I don’t think its to far fetched to think that this broad has a wading pool full of chocolate to go home too. Either that, or as I previously mentioned, she has no ass to dispose of her feces, so its starting to seep out through her pores or something. Nigga put her head between someones legs, nigga I seen bitches be able to spread they legs and put them shits behind they head. Yet I have a hard time believing anybody was able to squeeze this broad between their legs. It would be equivalent to medieval times when muthafuckas was tortured by having horses tied to their limbs and having them all pulled in opposite directions. My theory is that she sat in a loveseat while somebody positioned themselves behind her and did the best they could. Its the guts how she is so fuckin big you cant see what she is trying to purchase. What if the people in front of her, dont see her? THey are going to be in for a surprise when they run around, wonder if they are going to be able to playoff, like they dont notice anything outta the ordinary. Her purse, nigga that aint a purse, that is either a fanny pack or a papoose. Guaranteed that if it doesn’t have money in it, it has food in it. If it does’t have food in it, then it has money for food in it. What would you do if you were the cashier and she pulled her cash outta her bra, or whatever contraption she uses to keep her cleavage off her knees. Wonder where she uses the bathroom at, I would imagine the tub would have to suffice. Nigga just catching all the sideways looks you get throughout the day she give her the motivation she would need to hit the track or at least mix in a salad or something from time to time. SHITZAM!

]]> By: jwc2tha3 http://five27.com/blowed-thoughts/unsexy-back/#comment-6206 jwc2tha3 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:53:41 +0000 http://www.five27.com/gp/unsexy-back#comment-6206 Dude...""nocked kneed"...that's shit was almost tooo much...then you added this little tasty morsel, "...is her shirt on backwards? I ask because the hole is really big...it looks like a stunt man is gonna get fired out of that shit..." LMAO You hit the nail squarly on the head with that inquary...LMAO Shit...you make your point about her matching...and they are valid questions...but my question has to do with her fassion sense over all...why do the morbidly obese seem to be drawn to the tightest clothing man can make....don't they know they are one false move from total wardrobe malfunction...I mean what if this bitch dropped a tweenkie while stepping up into a bus...and it landed on the street between the curb and the entrence to the bus, you know she ain't gonna let that shit slide. If she were to over extend a bend, it would quite litterally be curtains! (Based on the ammount of material that would leap off this bitches body). Damnit man...there is soooooo much to comment on here...I mean, take the reverse camel toe, and back boobies...this bitch could have had a simese twin on the back of her head...maybe wit the chin starting where her hook is, and the back twin might possibly be better looking then the front twin...well body wise anyway...you'd have to over look he slightly upward tilted gaze...and being that she would be on the back side of the dome, she might have a little bit of stubble...okay...maybe a full fledged beard...but still....damn...I'm damn near ashamed of myself for that...but you really don't want to know what I'm thinking now....phuck you for this OJ...Phuck U! Dude…”"nocked kneed”…that’s shit was almost tooo much…then you added this little tasty morsel, “…is her shirt on backwards? I ask because the hole is really big…it looks like a stunt man is gonna get fired out of that shit…” LMAO

You hit the nail squarly on the head with that inquary…LMAO

Shit…you make your point about her matching…and they are valid questions…but my question has to do with her fassion sense over all…why do the morbidly obese seem to be drawn to the tightest clothing man can make….don’t they know they are one false move from total wardrobe malfunction…I mean what if this bitch dropped a tweenkie while stepping up into a bus…and it landed on the street between the curb and the entrence to the bus, you know she ain’t gonna let that shit slide. If she were to over extend a bend, it would quite litterally be curtains! (Based on the ammount of material that would leap off this bitches body). Damnit man…there is soooooo much to comment on here…I mean, take the reverse camel toe, and back boobies…this bitch could have had a simese twin on the back of her head…maybe wit the chin starting where her hook is, and the back twin might possibly be better looking then the front twin…well body wise anyway…you’d have to over look he slightly upward tilted gaze…and being that she would be on the back side of the dome, she might have a little bit of stubble…okay…maybe a full fledged beard…but still….damn…I’m damn near ashamed of myself for that…but you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking now….phuck you for this OJ…Phuck U!

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