Uhmah Park

Month: July 2010

So I Got Lost In The Mountains The Other Day

The other day, I went to see Inception, good movie. Kicked it super tough with a friend of mine, who I got to know a little bit better, after the movie. Also on this day, for whatever reason, I had to take a piss every 30 fucking minutes. This happens to me from time to time. Sometimes, I just drink too much water. Its awful. So right before I jump in my car to go home, I use the restroom. I get in my car, get on the 405 and what do you know? Im getting that, “Imma need to […]

Amber Lamps

I havent been a Cam’rom since Confessions of Fire. But that DipSet shit? I just couldnt fuck with Jewels and Jim Jones. Them niggas are fucking TERRIBLE. Good God. All them dipset niggas suck. They suck so bad, I forgot how dope Cam is lol. But this shit right here?! Is fuckin BANGIN!!! I know its old, Ive been listening to this shit for a while. I should have posted this a long time ago.

The Green Hornet Trailer

So Camron Diaz is in the new Green Hornet. I love Cameron Diaz. Dont ask me why. I just do. Im a sucker for a girl with pretty eyes and a big pretty smile. I just am. This movie also stars Seth Rogan and some asian guy who looks likes Jet Li’s cousin. He also looks like he kicks ass. So sign me up. Im not sure if this would piss Bruce Lee off. But his love for white women might cool him off some. Even tho Cameron is a latina lol. Im going to see this. It looks kind […]

The Pepsi Vs Coke Commercial We’ve All Been Waiting For

… or at least i have! lol Clearly I support violence as a way of settling differences and violations of ones personal rules/space lol Every since the first one (I dont feel like looking for it) I’ve been waiting for these fools to scrap. LOL this is awesome! If they could have scripted an all out fight scene… that would have been great too. Hopfully in another 20 damn years lol But for the record, Pepsi… I DO see what youre doing. The old guy drinking representing Coke. The younger, more hip looking guy with the newer looking cellphone, obviously […]

Al Jerreau Hospitalized

So Al Jerreau was hospitalized today. My nigga Calvin (@killacal13) had this to contribute: Followed by Vina: @KillaCal13 @odotjdot Man as soon as I read Al Jerreau, that commercial came to mind! They taught me the Big Mac recipe! just thought id share!

Foul And Flagrant

If you know me, you know why I want this jacket. Shits dope. This is from the New Crooks & Castles Fall Collection. I wont take this opportunity to expand on how I hate Fashion Industry websites. I will say that I do love Crooks shit. I need to have this jacket. Hopefully I wont further confuse any one with my possible affiliations by wearing this jacket. lol I probably will.

I Feel U Muggin Me Cuz!

From top to bottom. Take everything in, then I’ll point out every thing you might have missed. Mi’Mi is clearly this girls moms or somebody, I some how missed that. But “365 days and coming” who says that? I was thinking maybe thats some kind of positive forward thinking shit. But… NAH! Clearly somebody has spent there life thinking “and counting” has always been, “and coming”. Thats the only thing I can think of lol “I Feel U Muggin Me Cuz” Will be the phrase that pays in the online Black and Ethnic Community for a long time. I will […]

Is That A Team Or A Gang

So I went to this place called Hennries for lunch today. And on my way out, this tall old white guy caught the back of my shirt and asked me: “so whats the vultures? Is it a gang or a team?” Trying super hard to supress my laugh, I explained to him that it was just a shirt. And that I got it from the homies shop, Primitive on Ventura Blvd. I like this shirt. These fools need to really start up some kinda motercyle gang. Or we were thinking about starting a scooter gang with the homie Brett (he […]

I put the O in OMG

I went bowling with some of my friends. It was OJ, Moran, and Gracie. Ill keep it real. I didnt win. I barely came in second lol. Id show the score, but only Moran invited us all to bowl so she could kick our asses LOL. So I refuse to give her, her shine lol.