Uhmah Park

Month: June 2010

A Chance Women Can Not Afford To NOT Take!

This report, publish by one of the most respected news organizations in the world, is saying that giving head and swallowing a couple of times a week. Forty Percent! At 40% thats a chance no woman can afford not to take! I can understand if you dont have a man. But as a married woman, you have an obligation to not catch Brest Cancer for the sake of your marriage. If you have a boyfriend, even if you dont plan on marrying this dude. As a couple, taking preventative measures to save your LIFE from being taken by this AWFUL […]

Dyno-MITE Dyno-MITE!

I wanted for the longest time to see this movie. I wanted to have some kind of viewing party or group outting to see this movie. I knew it would be a great movie to watch with a group of friends. I even went and bought this movie in Blu-Ray. For whatever reason, watching this movie with somebody else just wasnt in the cards. Lucky me. I would have fucking embarrassed myself watching this shit with somebody else. I was laughing WAY TOO FUCKING HARD!!! This movie had way more plot than I was expecting. Way more jokes than I […]

Slaughterhouse – Beamer Benz or Beamer Remix

This has been my favorite song since it hit the net. These niggas MURDERED this shit. If i was Julez and the rest of these niggas I’d be fucking offended lol. This shit is ALOT better than the effort they came with. And its their song! Ive only heard the original song once. I couldnt take it. That shit was fucking retarded. If you are in the market for a Bentley, there is no way youre also considering a Benz or a Beamer. Maybe a Maybach or a Rolls. Shit makes no sense. Niggas just rhyming words. Niggas is dumb. […]

Reverse Information At Its Finest

This Hornitos commercial is the best 16 second commercial ever. It gives a very interesting awkward story in less than 16 seconds. So first this guy comes in feeling super proud of his self for smashing some super hot Couger the night before. Then like the cool guy he is, he hands the bottle of fine tequila but he is trying to get it crackin, AGAIN! And he is about to do this all in front of this man. Which would be cool normally, clearly. Except for his parents are in town and he cant be out there like that. […]

The Damn Shit Fuck Truck, Built Like A Damn Rock!

During my senior year in high school, I used to drive a ’88 Ford Ranger that my dad gave me. I used to drive this truck around Fontana, California like a complete MAD MAN! Anybody that would ride with me would find themselves saying “damn shit for fuck over and over again” as the homie Prophet put it. So it gained the name of the “Damn Shit Fuck Truck”. One day I went over the homie Wendels house with the homie Chris, aka Waxxon. Dont know why. We were there, we left. Next stop RJ’s House. At the end of […]

Do You Remember That Time – 1 Year Ago

1 year ago two things happen that were mind blowing. Micheal Jackson died, for 1. Which isnt really mind blowing. But the world was shocked. As a consequence of this man dying. The internet was officially over capacity. Twitter was fail whaling it up for over an hour. Facebook was timing out, it was digital pandemonium. As an “Internet Professional” I’ve never seen the internet shut down for any reason. It wasnt even this bad during and after 9-11. Im sure 9-11 would have done the same thing to the internet if more people were on the net back then. […]

I Scoff At Danger!

As illustrated by this picture here lol. This picture was taken at Catalina Island, during a smoke break. Which is sounding like a good idea right about now. So since I, all of a sudden, have better shit to do than write blog post. I leave you with a summary of the day I had at Catalina in video form. We ran around this island on golf carts being asses. Most fuckery driven fun I’ve had in quite some time. Yes. Yong fell out the golf cart lol. wooooo that shit was hilarious. Click Here for the whole photo set.

Lakers 2010 Championship Victory Parade

So we get to downtown LA about two hours before the parade began, we walked up and down the parade route looking at bootleg Laker gear and interacting with all the other fans. I had hella friends there and some how saw none of them lol. When the parade started, I looked around and there were people every damn where. We were in front of staples we werent that far back. The float passed us. Took about 45 seconds. And then. That was it lol. You could have been on two sides of the parade route. The side we were […]

I Specialize In Gankin

I have been bullshiting on posting videos to my damn site. Dah. Oh well. One random rainy day at the office, it turned into Easy-E Karaoke lol! This was great. This is also me practicing some video editing lol