Uhmah Park

Month: April 2010

Ill Victimize The Lil Girl With The Karate Fit On

If there are going to be bad people in this world. At least the vast majority of them are dumb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9L5ih45sLM Maybe this pervert didnt notice that she had on, what appears to be a Karate Fit? Maybe he wasnt a perv, maybe he wanted to just rob this lil girl for her ipod like an asshole. In any event. He paid for his sins at the unforgiving hands of a lil girl who clearly wasnt having none of that bullshit on THIS day. And to prove her point. Not only did she beat this muthafucka the fuck down and […]

This Has To Be The Most Random Terrifying Shit There Ever Was

So, one day. Im all extra unsober. Minding my own business. And then this commercial comes on   LMAO gotdammit, I almost sufficated myself from laughter. I thought I was gonna die. I couldnt imagine that being me at ALL!! Three knock off geeked out Agent Smiths come busting through my walls on squaking ass ostriches out of no where?!?!  That would fuck with anybody. Not one dude on a ostrich. But he brough two friends for back up! Also on ostriches! They not only fucked up this mans walls. But they tore this mans room apart! The one ostrich […]


Vote For Hydo / Kush Is Good

Sometime in 2004 or 2005, I was noticing that every celebrity was coming out with some kind of clothing line or perfume line or some kind of other line of whatever the hell. So as a joke, I said, Im going to make a Clothing line called "Chronic Couture". So of course, random OJ. One blowed day, I was watching a Laker game or something and I just ended up making a couple just to pass some time. I put up a t-shirt store on spreadshirt and just let these just sit there. I told a few people about them. […]

The Very Awesome Return of Terry Tate

So… I suppose the ad company for Old Spice figured they were on to something with the big buff hilarious Black guy commercials. So they decided to max out their potential by getting Terry Tate to be as hilarious as fucking possible. Theres a series, but this is the first one I saw. It caught me completely off guard lol. https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI I actually have some of this stuff. I like it lol. I already had some of this stuff in my bathroom before I saw the commercial. I said to myself “16 hours? fuck yea!” and apparently I was on […]

Nerdy Star Wars Joke FTW!

Im a big Star Wars fan, so this is pretty gotdamn funny to me. The coldest Star War joke, possible… EVER! lol Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Action Figures LMAO! Gotdammit this shit is the fucking guts! I’d fucking buy this!!

George Bush Doesnt Like To Touch Black People

I hate when I take a break from the news and miss good shit. After shaking hands with a Hatian, George Bush wiped his hand off on Bill Clinton. You cant make up shit like this and Im so mad I missed this when it was a breaking story. But apparently alot of other people did too. But Snoop and George Lopez insist on putting this man on blast lol. Big G Dub stay getting busted on camera. Its great. I wonder how many generations it will take for people to realize that there is always somebody around with a […]