March 2010 - Uhmah Park

When Getting Your Car Back Is Simply Not Enough: The Trunk Monkey

March 23, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/v/RCUBxgdKZ_Y This has got to be one of the greatest commercial series of all time. The first time I saw one of these commercials, I was up late watching The Daily Show or something and the one where the guy was trying to steal the car came on. When the Monkey pulled out the mini bat and clubbed the FUCK out of that dude, I fuckin lost it! Then this MF dumps the body!?!? Killed me twice times! I wasnt ready for that shit at ALL!! There were a whole series, and this is the compilation of them all. Theyre […]

Politics

Youre Not Shoving That Down My Throat!

odotjdot

March 23, 2010

Youre Not Shoving That Down My Throat! as Hassan said… the jokes writes itself. or if you have your own caption… i invite you to go for it lol Reference, History was made today and the GOP is mad: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/obama-signs-health-care-b_n_509715.html Anything to add Joe Biden? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/a-big-fucking-deal-bidens_n_509927.html damn right.

Perspective

Industry Rule #4080

odotjdot

March 22, 2010

Record Company People are SHAAAADDYYYYY, as told by Heuy Freeman: All these rappers talk about clappin this person and that person. But none of them niggas have even beat up some nerdy exec for ripping him off and jacking him for his art. lol Im just sayin. Reference for the know nots: http://www.youtube.com/v/lRrM6tfOHds&hl=en_US&fs=1& Jacked from: http://cathrynmarie.tumblr.com/post/465134781/via-moearora who Jacked it from: http://moearora.tumblr.com/

Guttie Shit

JD vs The Whisspy Mullet and The Tall Midget

odotjdot

March 21, 2010

On the way to pick up some medicine, one random day in 2007, JD decided to turn on the camera and record our on going conversation… http://www.youtube.com/v/9Q7mVMzHxp0 This shit was hilarious. A bunch of shit happen this day. This was only a fraction lol. But for the life of me, I cant make out what JD exactly said about his fan. But clearly it was the damn guts.

Guttie Shit

The Ledgend Of Black Ice

odotjdot

March 19, 2010

In High School, we had a homeboy who we named Black Ice. We damn near dont know how to call this man by his real name. Its just Black Ice. And here is the story, presented by my cousin RJ As it turns out, the nigga that called me was the homie Wendell who actually directed the very commercial we were talking about. I forgot all about it and kicked that nigga off the phone. my bad. I got this email from Dell the next day after I posted this to YouTube: shit was fantastic! nigga we had multiple […]

FTL

Ron Washington Needs A Life Coach

odotjdot

March 18, 2010

So Ron Washington, manager of the Texas Rangers was outted for his Cocaine usage. Which he claims was just once. Mind you this man is 57 years old. And at the age of 57 he decided to try Cocaine. The millionares who own/run the Texas Rangers some how still trust this man to make choices with their Billion dollar franchise. Yet at the age of 57 this man decided to try cocaine. He took the gamble that his heart would hold out on this virgin voyage to nose candy land. Clearly he survived this encounter. But youre telling me that […]

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