January 2009 - Uhmah Park

In July of last year Ralph Santiago, age 31 manged to suffocate himself by accident. Mr Santiago was found dead in the men’s bathroom of his brand new job. Thats right. His second day on the job, he was found in the mens bathroom by the guy following his shift. He worked as a security guard Slumped over on the toilet, in wellingtons, a wet suit and a gas mask over his face. Apparently the night before, Mr Santiago had been printing out instructions of how to gain a better sexual arousal by inhaling poppers through a gas canister and a gas mask or something of the sorts.

An inquest into this man’s death showed that he was into some pretty freaky shit. I consider myself pretty open minded and nasty, but I’ll pass on the set suit n shit. Its reported that Santiago liked to dress up, and really get into it, which Im all for, except that his girlfriend also says she didnt participate. Which tells me this man was dressing up like a giant bunny rabbit or a baby or a Gitmo detainee or some bullshit. Poor fella.

Im sure some people will jump to call this guy an idiot. I wouldnt go that far myself. Because every man has risked his life for a nut. Maybe you was fuckin somebodies wife or girlfriend, and if said girls man would have found out, he would have probably tried to shoot you (been there done that lol). Maybe youve driven / walked through a rough neighborhood for some big booty girl.(been there done that.) Maybe you was fuckin some girl while both her parents were home (been there done that…. too many times. ugh. lol thank god im fuckin grown now… ). Or better yet, trying to get some ass before the parents came home or were suppose to be gone, and you knew you ran the risk of them coming home but you was still tryin to fuck anyway. (been there too lol directly and indirectly, i have a story about that … it might have to be my next entry lol ) But anyway, my point is, us as men, have all put our lives at risk to buss a nut. Im sure Mr Santiago knew the risk when he went into that bathroom and through on his wet suit. Just like we all knew the risk going into our respective adventures. But sadly my man didnt survive this nut. Im sure just as he was taking his last breaths, he thought to him self, oh no…. they are gonna find me like this…. fuck! Terrible L to take.

Via: Kevin on Facebook, and http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2043884_man_died_after_sex_act_went_wrong


Ive been watching basketball most of my life. And after watching Steve Nash getting dunked on, time and time again, in attempt to draw a charge. I have come to one conclusion. Steve Nash clearly doesnt believe that Black guys have the ablitity to jump very high. Not only that but there isnt a Black man walking the planet that has any reservations about dunking on a white guy. No matter what his size or condition. He could be retarded. If he is under the rim, his neck is in danger. Those are the rules.

Maybe Steve Nash likes getting dunked on like this? Maybe he just wants to be a part of good tv and highlights, no matter what side he’s on.

We might never know why Steve Nash always offers his neck up for soup. But we will never get tired of watching it either! Soup Theater FTW! Speaking of never getting tired of Steve Nash getting dunked on………

This will never get old.

Lastly, I’d just like to throw this out there. I hear that President Obama was talking about ripping out the White House Bowling Alley, and replacing it with a Basketball court. Do you know what I’d do to play basketball with Obama at the White House?!?! MAN! That would probably be one of the best experiences ever. Especially since if Obama was on the other team, I’d try to dunk on him. Im not even playin. Id try to smash all on his ass! I’d actually be determined to do it. Some how some way. That would be the best shit ever. I hope they build it. lol


YES WE CAN!

I saw this and had to purchase it. I havent bought any Obama shirts or plates or anything unofficial that didnt directly support the campaign this whole time. I bought a Hope and Change poster, but that was it. But I saw this shit and just had to have it. This shit is fuckin great.

There is a Black version also… but it appears to be sold out. I got the white one. Although Calvin says he’s never seen me in white. I had to look through some of my pictures and low and behold. I dont wear white too much in pictures. How bout that? that has to change lol.

Purchase Link


I need a shirt that says that shit. … if that is indeed what the faux Sean Connery did say. I’d like to believe he did. So therefore that is the title of this entry!

This shit was dumb funny. I want so very badly to start calling my therapist, “The Rapist” but she is a women so I wont do that. But if it was a guy. Id have to turn that into his name lol. However, I will probably never spell therapist again with that lil hint lol.

The other thing that makes this clip. Fucking Jeff Goldbloom. Because that shit is based in alot of truth lmao.


This shit here damn near killed me!!! The look on this mans face. I cant stop laughing to try to remember his name. I just saw this and I am fresh off the floor from laughing at this shit. This is the funniest shit Ive seen in a while!! All year in fact!!

This is funny for hella reasons. First of all, this is a horror flick waiting to happen. First we get a Black President and then we get a commercial that plays out an actual situation Black People talk about all the time. “Sheeeeit, if that was me?!! I would have been right the fuck off that elevator like it wasnt shit!!” And thats exactly what the fuck this Black man right here did. LMAO! Good lord!! He got the wrong fucking answer and slide his Black ass right the fuck out that elevator! “I’ll wait…” No screaming, no yelling. No oh my God!! None of that. Just off, I’ll wait for the next one. Dont start none, wont be none.
I cant take it!!


image Poor Donovan. I actually like Donovan McNabb, although he has absolutely no real Grit. Which is a crying ass shame, because he is pretty damn good. I have to admit, I left at half time of this game, to catch an Ikea sale. Fuck it, they were getting their asses kicked. I didnt possibly think they could show any heart in the second half. Low and behold, I come back and find out these fools actually managed to take the lead. By a stinking ass point.They basically shut down the Cards in the 3rd quarter. What happen in the 4th quarter though? Couldnt finish strong. Lost the damn game. Gotdamn shame.

All those Philly fans out there, so damn dis bonded during the first half, as the Kurt Warner and Larry Fitzgerld put there respective foots up the philly D’s ass. It seemed like all hope was lost come half time. Missed field goals n shit. But of course, Philly fans are fucking crazy, so Im more than sure, EVERY LAST ONE, was just fucking CERTAIN that they were gonna make a come back in the second half. And goonie goo goo me, they did! By a point. Only to give up that one point lead, in the 4th quarter. Game winning time. Oh the double heart break!! FTL!!!


These shoes say “Death Wish on the back. Now why that is super funny to me, is because I grew up in LA ( 53rd and Hoover ), in the 80’s and 90’s and wearing some shit like this around back then in the wrong part of town. And these shoes would have been exactly that. You having some kinda fucking death wish. I was on Figueroa today, and I saw some teenagers crossing the street. One of them had a Braves hat on with a red brim and one had on a all brown shirt. I remember when you couldnt do that over in that area at one time. Some random crip was bound to see you, and trip on you for having the wrong color on. “The wrong color on?” When I tell out of towners about how things used to be out here, they swear up and down its the dumbest shit they ever heard. And I couldnt agree with them more. However, lol… when those are thats whats going on around you. On the mass scale that it was, its hard to avoid. Impossible actually. Imagine having to wake up in the morning to get dressed and have to think about where you might end up that day, so you know what you can wear. Imagine living in a neighborhood where you couldnt wear red, like these shoes here. AT ALL. Like, it just wasnt safe. Every one knows a bully or two of a town or a block. But what if you were surrounded by bullies constantly. With guns, and bad attitudes. And when they see the color red, it makes them mad as fuck, and what to at the VERY LEAST give you a hard time and pick on you for what you have on. And by give you a hard time and pick on you, I mean push, kicking, and hitting you to some degree. Thats what you would have to deal with in the very least, stepping outside your house, with red on. To do anything. Even play with your friends. Maybe one of your life long friends that youve known forever. Will completely turn on you for having the wrong color on.
Not fun, not fun at all. Very fucking stressful is what it is. You basically have to walk around ready to fight and or run for your fucking life at all times. And I do mean at all times. Imagine having to deal with that your whole childhood and teenage years. Everybody I know from Los Angeles, has a story about getting harassed by some gang banger for having the wrong color on in the wrong area. Alot of people have stories about people who didnt survive their story to tell. Thank God things are alot different though. Even though while here I sit and thank the God that I pray to, the reason things are alot different is because alot of people lost their lives for things to change. Alot of people got put in jail for things they now regret and see the absolute wrong in what they did, and now will spend the rest of their lives in jail for. They basically all took each other out, and took down alot of innocent people with them. Way too many in fact. There are some people who say that things were set up for that to happen, purposely. That could be true, it could not be true. But I think if people choose to do better, there would be no opportunity for the set up. The set up would be useless, the set up would fail.

But I do have to congratulate the modern gang banger. While they might be crippin or bloodin it up. The likely hood of you getting harassed for wearing the wrong color is extremely low. You have to be in the deep dark hood AND look like a gang banger. And still some times not even then. Unless you happen run across some lil gang bangin ass niggas. Then God’s Speed homie… foreal. Niggas have also stopped jackin muthafuckas for cars for the most part. Its not like it dont happen, it just isnt super common every 5 fucking seconds practice any more. Which is also a fucking relief lol.

But that bullshit be damned. These shoes are pretty fucking dope lol. Id really like to buy them. But I just cant bring myself to do it. Id never wear them, I wouldnt feel safe, AT ALL. Not really because their all red. Its more the DEATH WISH across the back lol. Seems like bad luck lol. Seems like something super random would happen to you or something. Id be way too pissed, but felt like I only had myself to blame. Like some asshole would rob the bank I just happen to be in. Then decides to take a hostage… starts lookin for one. Oh… perfect, your shoes say DEATH WISH, lets go, tape this bomb to your head or something stupid like that. Fuck that LOL

These however, would be a little harder to pass up despite the “Deathwish” on the back. LOL Red used to be my favorite color when I was little. Got broke of that shit super quick. Im trying to work myself in slowly lol. There are too many crips in the world.

Clearly Snatched From: http://www.sneakerobsession.com


Im already fucking up. You will see why shortly. Its Jan 16th (Syls Bday – HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYL!) and this is my first blogger entry of the year.
Firstly… My New Years Eve was FUCKING GREAT!. The homie Yong got his girl P a new camera flash. That shit is awesome, and it/she took some great ass pictures. Since my vanity and narsicsim is getting back to ridiculous levels they used to be at. Here are all the pictures featuring me. Your welcome.

OJ & Syl
NEW YEARS 2009

3 of 4 Juave Bros. (John, JD, OJ) Featuring Jessica and Clever
NEW YEARS 2009

Ray and the every posing Glennis.
NEW YEARS 2009

Juave Bros Classic
NEW YEARS 2009

OJ and Mel
NEW YEARS 2009

Ray – Glennis – Sega – dont ask why I made that face.
NEW YEARS 2009

Same people as above + Mel
NEW YEARS 2009

The Truth Fuckin Hurts
NEW YEARS 2009

raspberry
NEW YEARS 2009

Drunk… Hold up, whos diggin through my fridge?!!
NEW YEARS 2009

Valley Arm of the Grey Republic – The fellas… some of them lol
NEW YEARS 2009

Gutty Shit…
NEW YEARS 2009

…Even Guttier! Because these niggas here was FADED and was trying HARD not to look like it lol.
NEW YEARS 2009

This picture doesnt have me in it, but this nigga Sega was the fucking GUTS for this shit here. Gotdamn!
NEW YEARS 2009

Done.
NEW YEARS 2009

That should be the end of this post, but its not. Late in the last year, I watched my cousin (Who shall remain nameless) lose his job over some complete bullshit. But before then, this nigga would often talk about how much he hated his job, how he wanted to quit, fuck this job and everything else. Then out of fucking no where, over some complete bullshit, he is now with out work. Im worried for my nigga, but he has a ton of G.R.I.T. so Im sure he will be alright. But the over the few months or so this nigga was talking about how wack his job was. I wanted to tell the nigga, if you keep talking like that, you might fuck around and be with out that job. Then what? But I knew that nigga wouldnt listen to me. Not that I think he would be wrong for that. But sometimes when you just not happy, you just not happy and you will try to get that frustration out any way you can, even if its not the best way… or the only way you really know how to.
But all the while this nigga would say how he didnt like his job and talking negatively about his situation. I didnt REALLY think he would fuck around and lose his job on some complete bullshit. Or if at all. I said to myself if he did though, that I would for sure change my way of thinking and talking. That whole episode proved to me that the powers of negativity and positivity are real. So from here on out, Im going to try to be as positive as possible. Does that mean Im going to start talking shit about people? Fuck no. What Im saying is I will remain positive about me and my situations and the things that I want out of life. I already have the drive to get what I want. And I’d have to say Ive come pretty damn far from where I used to be. A few of the people in those pictures above could tell you that.
However, alot of this distance Ive traveled has been rooted in negativity, one could say. On New Years Eve, 1999, I was in Fontana, living at my parents house. Some of my friends, a few of my sisters and parents friends, were all at the house. Its about 8pm, and we are all half way trying to get out and go some where and get it crackin for the year 2000. As the night progressed, nobody moved to go no where. Everybody just sat around at the house. Smoked, drank and didnt do shit to bring in the New Year, except for be bored and broke at the house. Because nobody had any real money to do anything, hell, neither did I. But here I had all this energy and will to go out and have some kind of fun, OUT SIDE of the house, in the public, being social with other people. Well, if youve ever been to Fontana or the Inland Empire, youd know there isnt too much to do. There were hella other house parties going on around the city Im sure, but the people I was hanging out with, didnt wanna really even wanna do that. So there we sat. I was about to bring in the New Year with some of my closest friends, bored out of my fucking mind… and this was my only option for the most part. At that moment, I’d about had enough. I just couldnt do it no more. I took in the scene, and I said to myself. Im getting the fuck away from here. Imma sit here and never forget how I feel at this moment right now. And this will never ever be me again… ever. At the time, I didnt know what that meant, and I didnt fucking care. I didnt care if I never got to hang out with any of these people again. There is a big wide world out there, but here I am stuck here with a bunch of people who want to just sit around on a once in a life time event.
At first I was pretty fuckin pissed at these niggas for not wanting to do shit. But then I had to ask myself… Why am I mad because THEY dont wanna do shit? Why am I even here? What else could I possibly be doing right now, and how? And what does any of that have to do with THESE niggas? How are they stoping me from doing what the fuck I want to do?? I had none of those answers. But I started to see, that me and the people I was surrounded by at the time, including my parents and the rest of my family. We really arent the same people anymore. I dont belong here. This is not where Im suppose to be at. I have to be the fuck up out of here. I didnt know where the fuck I was gonna go, or how the fuck I was gonna get there. I didnt have a plan, I didnt have shit, but a bunch of fucking HATE for my current situation. I HATED my situation. I hated living with my parents. I hated living in fontana. I hated being broke. I hated not doing the things I really wanted to do. I hated that I didnt have the shit I wanted to have. I hated the fact that I didnt know anybody who wanted to do some of the shit I wanted to do. Never would I know my circle for being the people they are. But I just had to do better shit than I was doing at the time. I couldnt take it anymore. All the shit I saw in pictures and on TV about how other people were living COULD NOT be totally fake. Maybe a lil hyped. But not totally fake. Sigh. I was so frustrated. But fucking determine to change my situation.
So the reason I say that alot of where Ive come from was rooted in negativity is because, my hate for those things was so strong, it kept me going in the face of doubt and uncertainty. I didnt give a FUCK how I got to a better situation, but I was gonna fucking get there. No matter what happen, no matter what got in my way. I would find a way to do better shit. And as I sat around on the night of new years eve, thats all I could think about. Over the last 9 years, every time I got all the way down, or shit wasnt going right, there were bumps in the road, or I just wasnt happy. I think about that new years eve, and how that will never be me again.
All my life Ive always had alot of will power and drive. Ive always wanted to improve on everything I do. Thats just who I am. But that moment kicked me into a serious over drive. But like I said, that drive was fueled by hate. Or was it?

Like I was saying before, I watched my cousin talk really bad on his job situation. And who am I to tell this man that he should change up the way he is looking and talking about his situation, because negativity will lead to an even worse situation. Because for a long time I was convinced that if you hate something strong enough, that youre trying to get away FROM, that it was just as good as being optimistic about something that you wanted to get TO. And that was practically MY damn story, he knew that. So who am I to tell somebody else to do differently?
Well over the time of these 9 years, Ive had alot of ups and downs. Over the last few years, the ups and downs have been severe. Super high and super fucking low. At one of my lower moments, Syl suggested that I watch The Secret. You know that book and dvd thats about some mystical way to live your life better? I used to think it was a bunch of bullshit. And Im not about to sit here and and say that shit changed my life. But I do consider my self an open minded person. Maybe not at first. But I always consider every point of view possible. Rather I agree or disagree with it. I will think about said point of view and process it until it make sense to me (if that makes sense to you lol). Now while I dont think there is some secret or mystical magic of wishing for shit hella hard and it will all turn out well for you.
What I got from The Secret DVD is that perspective is a powerful thing. Your perspective influences your life in ways that you will never realize. Mostly because you probably arent aware of the power of perspective. Thats what “The Secret” is by the way. While I didnt really immediately buy it myself. I figured Id just be observant and try to notice if some of the things that I had gathered from the dvd, minus the hype of course. Then, recently this new years eve, something reminded me of the new years eve in Fontana, 1999. So Ive been thinking about my frame of mind alot back then. And I realized while I hated my situation, I stayed determined to not “get away” from my situation, but what I really wanted to do was “better shit” as in better my situation. I wanted it to improve. That was my mind set, that was my goal. I didnt know HOW I was gonna do it. I just knew it was gonna happen come hook or crook (something my mom says often). I had to do it, some how some way. I didnt know what exactly better even was. I just kept my eye out for it.
As time went on, I kept that mind set and then I started to notice things. Things that I could do that could better my situation. (this is the magic part they talk about) It was like my ear was attracted to opportunities or something. Its kinda like if you want a new car, and maybe you test drive it, or youre just really focused on it. Then you start seeing that car every where all of a sudden, but you never saw it before. Especially after you actually buy the car. You see that shit ever where lol. It was like that for me. And its been like that every since. Ive steadily climbed, scratched and crawled my way from where I was to where I am now. But ALOT has changed. A TON has changed. I remember before that moment in 1999, I was afraid of change. I was afraid of leaving my friends and family to go do other things. But then I got pushed hard enough and Ive been off to the races every since.
I changed my perspective to, I have to do better no matter what the cost. Not to, I hate this place, I need to leave it. While I did feel that way. That wasnt my focus. My focus was improving my situation. Which is something I really didnt realize before.
So now that Ive watched my cousin go through his thing. I am sold on the power of perspective and positivity. One thing Ive always known about myself is what exactly I want. Even if it changes after I get it or before I get it. Im always for exactly what I want. Even if I dont know what it is exactly that I do want. Im still trying to find out what it is exactly that I want, and then get it.

So with the start of the new year, Im going to stay positive about the things I want to accomplish this year. Im determine to make most if not all of these things happen. Even tho, honestly, some of them might be a bit ambitious, but I refuse not to try anyway. And with the whole determination thing. I actually wrote out a list of resolutions for the new year. But I dont want to call them new years resolutions. These are goals and objectives that I will work on and toward through out the year. Yea thats it lol.

The difference between then and now, I feel that Im more focused on what I want, exactly. Before I didnt know what better was. Now I do. Before… the life I lead right now. Was real as a unicorn to me. Its not that I thought I couldnt have those things really. It just wasnt real to me. It was far off in the distance. There were no details. It was all a dream. And the places that I want to go from here, probably the same dream, just different circumstances. Because Im certainly not done. I am determined though. Im going to keep my perspective as positive as I can. And shit will get better. I will get what I want. I will reach accomplish my goals. Im positive lol. So this year. That is my new focus and way of thinking from now on.

Some of the things I will be focusing on this year are:

– Making more money
– Improving my time management
– Focusing more on fundamentals
– Working out more and actually staying in shape all this year.
– Learning Spanish
– Learn ActionScript 3
– Learn PHP
– Be more responsible

Im determined.


While watching the Lakers of Los Angeles, play the Rockets of Houston. My cousin JD pretty much got offended (you read right) that the people at the Houston arena decided to play Funky Cold Medina on a change of possession. Which reminded him of another time we had both randomly heard a Tone Locc classic. And while in the course of being taken through this memory, I had a thought.

What have I done in my past, that probably fucked up a vote for Obama, in this past election. What I mean is… as a Black person, what have I done to somebody of another race that probably made that person feel differently about Black people. So differently, that I probably fucked up a vote for Obama, in this last election lol. This Tone Locc song reminded JD of a time we probably fucked up a vote for Obama. lol This shit was fucking hilarious though!

Also through this coversation Im about to paste up, you will have to deal with random sperts of two Laker fans being pissed off about how the lakers are currently losing to the Rockets with 6 min in the 4th quarter… fuckin shit… lol

O2thaJ: lol why pau get dunked on like that?
KingJuave: damn missed it
KingJuave: who got em Yao?
KingJuave: they need to beat these niggas just for playing wild hting
O2thaJ: lol yea man
KingJuave: wild thing
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: nigga!
KingJuave: I knwo you knwo waht im about reminisce on
O2thaJ: ??
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: that white boy walking around your neighborhood
KingJuave: with a fuckin ghetto blaster
KingJuave: playing funky cold medina
KingJuave: or was it wild thing?
KingJuave: i dont remember, but
KingJuave: we sure did try and chase that nigga down! in an effort to find out
O2thaJ: LMAO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KingJuave: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KingJuave: Ill never forget that image nigga
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: the way he got shook and took off on us!

O2thaJ: i remember it vaugley…
KingJuave: that nigga was hard to catch, if we even caght him!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: he had a fuckin tank top
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: a loose ass tank top
KingJuave: some jean shorts, that was a size too small
KingJuave: and a haircut liek Beavis
O2thaJ: was we like at the garage, and he was walkin down Montgomery?
KingJuave: garage
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: we was at yo house
O2thaJ: right
KingJuave: saw this nigga walkin down montgomery
KingJuave: we all looked at each other like niga WTF?!?!?
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: was he playing Tone Locc
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: and you was the one to volunteer us, to all go and asee!
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O2thaJ: I BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: so we went down montgomery lookin up every block
KingJuave: liek nigga we understood what we saw and it was the guts
KingJuave: but NOOOOOOOO
KingJuave: this was one of those, I gotta stop and point moments
KingJuave: a Nelson from the SImpsons “HA HA” moment
O2thaJ: nigga i guess von wafer is the new person to kill the lakers for no reason now. since that ugly white boy retired….
KingJuave: so i think it was me you yoni and kesha, going to seek this nigga out
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!
KingJuave: im sure there was one more person
O2thaJ: wow nigga lol
KingJuave: but we looked up every block
O2thaJ: i guess i smoked that memory up partially nigga lol
KingJuave: and finally caught this nigga speed walkin away from us
O2thaJ: i barely remember, but i can see it happening lol
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
O2thaJ: up locust?!?!?!
KingJuave: nigga, i cant remember, i think we ended up chasing him up alder
KingJuave: cuz he came from locust
KingJuave: so he might have doubled back, i dont know
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: but that nigga, was not trying to find out why we was following him
KingJuave: thats the part that really made it funny to me
KingJuave: felt like we was a fuckin gang for a second lmao!

O2thaJ: so this nigga basically had to out run 4 black people, because he was playing some rap music
KingJuave: oh shit YAO gettin hot
O2thaJ: LMAO!
KingJuave: yes!
KingJuave: nigga, im sure he thought he was finna get his ass kicked for some reason
KingJuave: like, he saw us, see him
KingJuave: and laugh
O2thaJ: lmao i bet that muthafucka stopped listening to rap forever….
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!
KingJuave: and then when we hit the corner of buckeye and montgomery, he looked back, and just kinda dissapperred on us and shit
O2thaJ: LMAO i have to know what that nigga was thinking, got damn lol
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: he probably jsut started listening to rap that day!
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingJuave: he probably peepeed us out earlier
KingJuave: and thought he would impress the niggas, cuz he waanted to be one so he thought
KingJuave: and nigga, his attempt to be down, ended up in him being scared shitless
KingJuave: for no reason at all
O2thaJ: nigga we could have been inviting that nigga to be down with us, for all he knew lol
KingJuave: nigga, we probably wouldve been his frined after we caught him and laughed at him
KingJuave: LMAO!@
KingJuave: right!
KingJuave: nigga wasnt taking any chances
O2thaJ: he could have had some life long friends offa that random moment…
O2thaJ: but he chose to not even take that chance lmao
KingJuave: LMAO
KingJuave: nigag
KingJuave: i almost dont even blame him
O2thaJ: lmao i wonder if that muhfucka voted for obama
O2thaJ: and thought about that moment
KingJuave: ROTFLMAO!

KingJuave: eithe rthat or he thoguth about it, as he dindt vote for Obama
O2thaJ: LMAO
KingJuave: “No way im having niggas in the street chasing me and my kids randomly”
O2thaJ: changed his mind at the last moment lmao
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: he probabyl still tells stories about how he almsot got murdered that day
19:10
KingJuave: yea there was like 10 gang bangers, with guns, that wanted to kill me
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O2thaJ: lmao
KingJuave: they thought i wsa too cool for them or someehting
KingJuave: i just wanted to be freinds
O2thaJ: because he was playing some tone loc
O2thaJ: nigga…
KingJuave: fuck black people
O2thaJ: he probably asked another black person what he did wrong and the nigga he asked was confused as fuck lol
KingJuave: LMAO
O2thaJ: NO FOUL?!?!?!?!?!
KingJuave: he wouldve had to be!

Now, on to two niggas talking about who they can fucking believe fucking Von the fuck ass Wafer is putting in hella work like this. This is fucking dumb lol.

O2thaJ: fuck!
KingJuave: nigga
KingJuave: the fact taht a nigga with a mohawk is p
KingJuave: WOW
KingJuave: putting in work, makes it seem worse
O2thaJ: LAMAR IS A BALLER!!!
O2thaJ: lol true… his mohawk does make ever point seem like 4 or 5
KingJuave: anybody dumb enough to have a mohawk, cant be smart enough to score 30
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!!
KingJuave: and the fact that its von wafer with a mohawk, makes every piont feel like 6
KingJuave: this nigga has like 90 points to me
O2thaJ: okur has started a trend of ever random person thinking the y can ball ball if there are enough injuries….
O2thaJ: lmao RIGHT!
KingJuave: OMAO
KingJuave: every random person!
KingJuave: lmao
KingJuave: Trenton Hassel for 30
O2thaJ: the monkey king is gonna fuck around and go for 34 in one of the next 5 games, watch….
KingJuave: Mbenga off the bench for 20 and 10
KingJuave: lmao
O2thaJ: RIGHT!
KingJuave: watching tapes of Okur
KingJuave: getting all kinds of “I can do this ! feelings
O2thaJ: you know what im sayin
KingJuave: liek recieving Tony Robbins motivation injections straight ot the vein
O2thaJ: disney film hype music playing….. this is my shot to show what i got feelings
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!!
19:15
KingJuave: Anderson Varejo is gonna be waiving off LeBron Picks
KingJuave: i got this
O2thaJ: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: man
KingJuave: nigga
O2thaJ: sigh…. of course he was gonna make that shit.
KingJuave: i cant believe this martian lookin niggas has 23
O2thaJ: right
KingJuave: he is going to get 30
KingJuave: and
KingJuave: if the rockets win, im gonna be real pissed
O2thaJ: not even argerging 8 points… but he has 23 in 3 quarters
O2thaJ: right.
KingJuave: right
KingJuave: Im sitting her elike damn, didnt this nigga end up getting cut from the fuckin Defenders
KingJuave: and now here he is giving the lakers 30
O2thaJ: L:MAO!!!!!