December 2008 - Uhmah Park

Big Juave: SHAUN KING DOING COMMENTATING ON ESPN FOR BOWL GAMES?!?!?!?
KingJuave: yea nigga
Big Juave: nigga is espn the place for old retired black qb’s?!!?!?
KingJuave: yea
Big Juave: i guess so, gotdamn
KingJuave: nigga Andre Ware aint too bad
Big Juave: he aint
Big Juave: but im just saying…
Big Juave: whos next?
KingJuave: he way better than he was as a fuckin QB
Big Juave: randal cunningham?
KingJuave: Warren Moon i hope
Big Juave: RIGHT!
Big Juave: lmao
KingJuave: OH WAIT!
KingJuave: hes already on Fox
Big Juave: OH SHIT!!!
Big Juave: LMAO!!!!!
KingJuave: Vince Evans!
KingJuave: better yet Vince Young, id watch that!
KingJuave: and he should be retired real soon here
Big Juave: LMSAO
Big Juave: nigga vince evans nigga
Big Juave: gotdamn
KingJuave: lol
Big Juave: goootdamn
Big Juave: lmao shit
KingJuave: Akili Smith
KingJuave: Aaron Brooks
KingJuave: Mike Vick, live from the pen
KingJuave: yea nigga, now that you mention it, it would be a great idea

Niggas is dumb!!I was done at fucking Vince gotdammit Evans lmao. Holy Shit.

Shit, did we miss anybody? lol


This looks like some shit Flavor Flav should/would rock. lol But what it is, is a New Era – Frank 151 collaboration. While I definitly believe time is money. Imma have to not spend my money on this. Mainly because hats look retarded on me. They just do, its tragic, oh well. The time on the hat, of course is 1:51 am or pm. Couldnt tell you which one its suppose to be. I suppose that would all depend on if you were making money at 1:51 am or 1:51 pm. Now its doubly sad I cant rock this hat, because it just so happens, I make money during both of those times. Self High Five!

Yell Loudly!


Say word?!

WORD!

I kinda feel swindled, because, I bought shit at the 30% off sale, and the 40% off sale. But you damn for sure better believe Imma fuck with this sale too!!


Be Smart and Click Here

Thank me later.

Ill take pictures of everything I got after I get the shit Im about to order right now. lol


The homie linked me to The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time, the other day. Its pretty long, and my attention span is short so it took me a few days to read off and on. I got shit to do lol. This shit was the fucking GUTS tho. Gotdamn lol.

Winston Churchill though, due to this list, is now one of my heroes. I need to read more on this dude. But this list has earned him a place in my heart lol. That man was cold business lol.


Im a big Kanye fan. I think he makes great music. I also have a thing for arrogance and arrogant ass people. Thats one of the reasons I love hiphop. Hiphop is totally about arrogance, and me being better than you and gloating about it and belittling you in the process. You fucking suck. Im fucking Great. Although Kanye says he aint into dissing on other people, but rather big upping himself more. Which is something I can also get behind, but I like to talk shit way too much. So Im great, and fuck them niggas over there. I cant help it, I grew up in Los Angeles in the 80’s and 90’s. We different, and hella competitive out here. Get with it. lol

Anyway. Kanye has made a return to complex magizine, They documented his day as an intern at Louis Vuitton. This shit was the fucking guts. Ill post a snippet:

9:45 AM
• Kanye asked to copy and collate a 5-page memo entitled “New Corporate Travel/Expense Procedures” for his boss’ assistant.

10:23 AM
• Kanye satisfactorily finishes assignment (after 15-minute break to send Don C out to pick up Louis Vuitton Band-Aids for his paper cut).

10:25 AM
• Kanye sends out second company-wide, subject-only email: THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR MAKING MY FIRST COPYING ASSIGNMENT NUMBER ONE IN THIS COMPANY’S HISTORY, EVER!!!! I SENT A COPY OF MY COPIES TO MY BOY FROM THE A AND HE SAYS THE STAPLES ARE PERFECT!!! THIS IS A COPYING AND STAPLING JOB NOBODY CAN FRONT ON!!! I’VE BEEN HEARING THAT STREET NIGGAS THAT HAD CONVERTED TO ELECTRONIC CORRESPONDENCE ONLY ARE GOING BACK TO PAPER ON THE STRENGTH OF MY JOB! IT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT WHEN EVERYBODY SAID I COULDN’T GET THE COFFEE ORDER RIGHT!!! ME AND THE CANON IMAGEPRESS C1 ARE GONE CHANGE THE DOCUMENT REPRODUCTION GAME FOREVER!!!

10:27 AM
• Kanye called into the boss’ office for “brief chat” about company email protocol.

11:01 AM
• Kanye asked to compile a dossier of “recent fashion-forward looks.”

11:02 AM
• Kanye completes assignment.

11:04 AM
• ‘Ye asked to compile a dossier of “recent fashion-forward looks, not including pictures of yourself or Pharrell.”

It gets worse lol.

If you dont find this shit hilarious. Then, hey your bad. I think Kanye is amusing, and not in a mockery type of way. Im really with it. Speaking of which… Sigh… I need that Black Damier Set. That shit is hard lol

But the rest can be found here: A Day In the Life of Kanye West, Fashion Intern


Thats spanish for its fucking cold holmes.

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I took this picture on Senson. As in the Senson Fires lol. As in… thats why the earth looks kinda fuckin cooked lol.There used to be grass and trees and what not up there. Then the fire came and burned all that shit up. That left chard earth and black dirt. But now there is snow… on top of the dirt lol. But damn man… S I G H ! ! !

Im not really a fan of the snow when its forced down your damn throat. I like when its far away and an option. Thats what being from Los Angeles is all about dammit lol. This is practically an atrocity lol.

O2thaJ: dogg… did you see the snow?
Retro Inspired: ?
Retro Inspired: where
O2thaJ: on the hills
O2thaJ: up the street from me
O2thaJ: i woke up
O2thaJ: there was fucking snow where the fire was lol
O2thaJ: i put pics on facebook / Flickr
Retro Inspired: jesus
Retro Inspired: truth is, im not tryna see no motherfucking snow out here
O2thaJ: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Retro Inspired: that’s why its the fucking valley
O2thaJ: EXACTLY
O2thaJ: muhfuckas out here aint trying to deal with the cold, or snow lol
Retro Inspired: moderate temperatures FTW
O2thaJ: highfive!


If I wasnt from Los Angeles… firstly, I’d probably need counseling to not kill myself until I get it right. LOL yea I said it lol. But if I had to choose another spot to be from. 2nd would be Atlanta. I love Atlanta. Hopefully I wouldnt be all THAT country.
But my 3rd choice would be, Brooklyn. Ive never been but some of my favorite rappers are from Brooklyn. Biggie, Jay-Z, Mos Def to name a few. But it seems like Brooklyn niggas rep Brooklyn HELLA hard lol. You gotta appreciate that shit. I still do plan to visit. When it fucking warms up. So next year. Pictures forth coming. Your welcome.

BK ANTHEM – JAY Z (DJ)

Snatched From DaJaz1


Still Got It For Cheap Pt. 4 – Clinton Sparks feat Clipse & Pharrell

This shit is fucking bangin. I cant wait to get a sub in the new car. I do love The Clipse. lol these niggas be on that shit. Its great. lol. This shit here tho. One of these niggas (i cant really tell them apart) said… “ill put somethin in your heart like Michel-le” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE!!!!!! ahh shit lol.

In other news. That Play Cloths Shit they are comin out with looks like it might be a lil crackin.