Uhmah Park

Month: September 2007

Juaves Revenge!

Juaves Revenge is the name of my fantasy football team. And one day, I was going through some things. I was kinda blowed. I came across this elephant skull, then I had the idea to do this shit here. And since apparently Im the worst person there ever was on the face of the fucking planet ever in some peoples eyes out this muthafucka, Ive had a bit more time on my hands. And Ive been working on this slowly and finished it sunday while I watched football and, smoked a blunt (or two). Anyway, last year… I made my […]

Shout Goes Out, To My Well Known Roll Dogg

The KillaCal. Nominated for a Blackbloggeraward. Way to go! Although the nigga didnt win for what he was nominated for. But high for for being nominated anyway. Life time achivement award I think it was. Pretty dope… I remember when he started blogging. Before blogger got bought by google. And I used to argue with this girl he used to talk to in his comments, because we had beef. Anyway. For those dont know, Calvin is one of my first internet friends. Ive been knowing this man for like 10 years. Since his freshman year at Morehouse I think. So […]

Pluto Is Not In A Zen Place

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3YDBR81uw “Pluto is not in a zen place…” is what Sylvia said after seeing this video, shit was the guts lmao. lol I hate bad ass little kids, and if they just happen to get fucked up for being bad, then oh well. lol So apparently the little boy being chased kicked Pluto in the balls. Which, as far as im concerned, is unacceptable no matter what, in every circumstance. Even if youre right. Nothing justifies a kick in the nuts. (maybe unless pluto grabbed his ass or something lol) Not that im above kicking a muthafucka in they nuts, […]

Being Too Wack For Ones Own Good. The K-Feezy Edition

This is what happens when youre percived as being too wack AND lame for your own good. “Somebody” put a hit on on this mans life. And for what? Because he’s wack? Thats a reason to take another persons life? Because he did Brittney Spears dirty? Because he is perceived as a male gold digger? I honestly dont understand why people hate this man sooo damn much? What did he really do to deserve so much hate? Im sure its nothing that most people couldnt have avoided if they put a little effort into it. In other words, if you […]

This Is What Happens When…

In China, the other day, a 30 year old man fucked around and dropped dead playing online video games. This man had apparently been playing for 3 days straight. Maybe if the keyboard didnt contain lead based paint and materials he would have made it for 5 days? yes? who knows… But I do know this: This is what happens when you have a little dick and nobody wants to fuck you. This is also what happens when people dont have shit else to do because the government is hella controlling. How is it that you really have nothing else […]

The Pathetic Bowl

First off I would like to say that I have a natural disdain for Notre Dame. I love to see them struggle and lose over and over again (although I did fall asleep on this game). So them starting off 0 – 3 is super fuckin great. Not only are they winless but touchdownless. Dont know how a “great offensive” coach is able to pull that one off 3 games into a season, but alright lol. Oh, and yea, fuck that guy too. He came from the patriots, and I hate them muthafuckas too. I wont even start talking about […]

Toy Terrorist

Over at Engadget.com They were having a little caption contest with this picture. And I thought it would be pretty funny to add: “Other toys contain lead… this toy PUMPS YOU Full of LEAD! *evil robot laugh*” Which brings me to my next point. America is under attack on a new front. From a brand new enemy ( hold up let me put on my GDub / Cheney suit ), The Chinese! Why do I say that? Well because I dont believe in coincidences all that much. I think its mighty strange that SO MANY damn toys just happen to […]

You Dont Know What Rape Is Like, For Years, I Thought It Was Funny

Just for the record, I dont think rape is funny. Not human rape at least lmao. Animal (on Animal) rape, however, something about that is kinda funny for whatever reason, I dont know what it is. Maybe because its really not rape but it looks like it? Anyway, Im rambling. Some people might recognize that “You Dont Know What Rape Is Like, For Years, I Thought It Was Funny” line from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Hand Bannana Episode. The funniest shit ever. Let me show you: video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O5xD4io-RY Anyway I say that to say this… certain things are just kinda […]

Please Enjoy This Music While Your Party Is Reached

Have you ever tried to call some one on their cell phone and heard the phrase: Please enjoy this music while youre party is reached. This is potentially the worst shit ever. Because what happens when the song that comes on is some song you hate, and youre calling one of them muthafuckas that ALWAYS take a long time to pick they gotdamn phone. Or rarely at all ( im one of them niggas lol – AND i wont call yo ass back lol im as bad as JD Now. So now you gotta sit through up to 60 seconds […]