October 2006 - Uhmah Park

MySpace can be shameless fun sometimes.

What a great time to be alive, you can get blowed and then talk to somebody across the country about some muthafucka you aint ever gone meet, but you got plenty shit to talk about thats some where else.

Talkin shit about muthafuckas on myspace is shameless fun. It does make you think tho, hm? Could there be somebody cracking jokes on me? Now I dont believe in karma at all. 

Resha00: her "friend" look like Emmit Smith
O . C O M: oh no
O . C O M: emmit smith look like squirtle
O . C O M: lmao
O . C O M: ah thats the guts lmao
O . C O M: to me…
O . C O M: woooo
Resha00: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=87497798&MyToken=5e870085-a4a4-4cdb-aeab-9bc8abdd13f1
Resha00: jesus
Resha00: she look like fantasia with a scrotum
O . C O M: this bitch used to be an around the way girl
O . C O M: and stayed in that phase in her life
Resha00: she was born with an adult nose
O . C O M: there has to be a recent picture where she got some door knockers on
O . C O M: LOLOL!!!
O . C O M: she got a mike jones ninja turle nose
Resha00: this bitch sneeze 4 pound boogers
Resha00: big ass hail size boogers
O . C O M: LOL!!!
O . C O M: she got golf ball size boogers that make a loud ass broken branch sound when they fall out her nose and stain her shoes
Resha00: LMAO
Resha00: this bitch got paintball strength industrial boogers
Resha00: them shits leave welts on skin son
O . C O M: this bitch used to be the back up slime machine for nickalodon with that nose
Resha00: i hate you
O . C O M: LMAO!!!!!!
Resha00: gotdammit im in tears
O . C O M: this bitch looks like howard the ducks ghetto ass black cousin on his mamma side
Resha00: LMAO
Resha00: Adina Howard
O . C O M: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resha00: oh shit
Resha00: its too early to be laughin this hard
O . C O M: more like Adina Mallard
Resha00: stop it
Resha00: oh FUCK
Resha00: im too weak to type L O L
O . C O M: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL
O . C O M: that made me laugh lmao
Resha00: shiver me timbers!!!!!
Resha00: you are so cruel
O . C O M: LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resha00: nigga i cant see out my eyes cuz of the water
O . C O M: you know she related to daffy some how some way…
O . C O M: daffy was ghetto as fuck…
Resha00: lmao she get sick and get bird flu
Resha00: daffy was very ghetto
Resha00: daffy was bout it tho
Resha00: she was not to be fucked with
O . C O M: she be at school talkin that shit like "mmmmhmmm you know my uncle famous n shit mmmmhmmm*quackquack*
Resha00: weaaak
Resha00: this bitch have sex n be like AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!
O . C O M: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resha00: OMG
O . C O M: nigga the mighty ducks logo is her family crest
Resha00: LMoASODIJ
Resha00: I HATE YOU
Resha00: she a oil spill duck victim
Resha00: greasy ass head of hers
O . C O M: lmao when her and her family members be jumpin on niggas they run down the street in the "FLYING V"
O . C O M: yea nigga, she is greasy than a sumbitch, she might be asian….
O . C O M: or part asian at least
O . C O M: yea, you can just be a nigga and be that greasy, you gone need some help
Resha00: MY BAD

I just got back from what seemed like a hella long grocery store run. And while walking down the frozen food section i noticed something. On my right, there was all kinds of diet food. South beach diet shit, lean cuisine n shit. All that. Then i look to my left, and what do i see? A fucking wall of icecream! These niggas had more ice cream than deit food. I couldnt believe that shit. 

If you thought a nigga on the corner slangin rocks to his own people was fucked up. Imagine if that same nigga was chargin niggas to check into rehab and sellin em rocks on the corner of where the rehab at!!! Thats what this shit is!!!! Its a well known fact, that fat people can not resist ice cream at all! Shit, not even just fat people. The only people that can turn down ice cream on the regular, are people with lactose problems and they WISH they could fuck with it!

But if a nigga is on a diet, and ice cream is everybody weakness… why put it RIGHT ACROSS from the diet food. Not everybody can just say no! If they could… they wouldnt be on a fucking diet in the first place! Why not put that shit on another isle, so niggas aint even gotta fuck with the great wall of ice cream?! Thats fucked up if you ask me. But at the same times… its good fuckin business!!! Way to double end them, you greedy muthafuckas! Thats what capitalism is all about! Fuck the fact that they killin muthafuckas tho lol. We aint gonna talk about that lol. 

I wouldnt air ringtone commercials purely out of spite, Those and phone wallpaper commercials. Them shits is super painful to sit through. Them shits is like TV Spam, its the worst shit ever. 

If I owned TV station, id have the doe, I wouldnt need their business… fuck it.  

You know those so called "Survey" or questionnaires people love to waste their time backspacing over their friends answers and filling in with their own answers and posting a bulletin for every one to read. 

Id say i hate them shits, but i dont even care enough to click on the shits most of the time. 

But im sitting here, filling one out lol of course. Might as well, since ive been talkin shit.
But I was thinking about something, if these things are surveys and questionnaires. Who tallys up the result? And what do they mean? Have you ever taken a look at some of the dumb ass questions that are on them damn things. Imma post the one i just filled out as an example.


The "___ Minute Survey TEST"

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known
facts about those who know you.

1. Start Time: 10:32 PM
2. Name: OJ
4. Gender: Male
5. Hair color: Black
6. Eye color: Brown
7. Favorite color: … i really dont have a favorite
8. Glasses: only on the computer
9. Tattoos: negative.
10. Hometown: South Central Los Angeles
11. Single or taken: taken like a muthafucka.

******HAVE YOU EVER*****
13. Cut your own hair? most times.
14. Done something in the past month that you will regret? i have no regrets.
15. Skipped school? Never did. School was the kick it spot lol.
17. Punched someone? Yea
18. Cheated on a test? Yea man…
19. Been arrested? Sigh, yea man… punk ass police.
20. Broken into someone’s house? Well… the door was unlocked lol no time out, yea, that was only once. yea i have
21. Been rejected? yea man
22. Been to a funeral? sigh, yea man
23. Used a lighter? … the fuck? who puts these lame ass questions together? SLAP YO SELF!!! for being lame!! and asking dumb ass questions! anyway… yea, im using one right now to assist in my unsoberness
24. Been on stage? yea… why? like where are these questions going? foreal.

25. Season: SUMMER!!! I live in California!! OF COURSE THE SUMMER!
26. Food: turkey burgers from fat burger
27. Ice cream flavor: cake batter!!! if youve ever been to cold stone, you know what im talkin about
28. Candy: not a candy eater.
29. Breakfast: french toast and omelets
30. Person: me, muthafucka.
31. Book: the Internet lol
32. Movie: hard to say.
33. Song: i have way too many. i got 15802 tracks on my itunes.
34. Park:  … couldnt tell you
35. Place: banderville
36. Sport to watch on TV: Basketball
37. Letter(s): O!
38. Disney Movie: fuck if i know.
39. Disney Princess: i refuse to waste my time thinking about this question.
40. Name for a son: i dont know man…
41. Name for a daughter: …

******DO YOU PREFER*****
42. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
43. Alcoholic or non? BRING ON THE BOOZE!!!
44. Long relationships or one night stands: neither, actually.
45. Dogs or cats? Dogs, I dont feel safe around animals quicker than me.
46. Scary movies or comedies? Comedies, scary movies are either dumb or boring.
47. Short or long hair in a girl ? long…
48. Croutons or bacon bits? croutons… i dont fuck with swine.

49. Mexicans: FOOD! id fuck up a burrito right now
50. School: peace see ya later
51. Cows: milk? the fuck?
52. Canada: WEED!
53. Mouse: Jerry. lol
54. Hand: Carple lol

55. Talked on the phone? sigh… why?! like seriously? DUH! EVERYONE HAS!
56. Watched a movie? … no?
57. Cried? sigh, now
58. Smoked?  fuck yea
59. Drank a glass of water? i might think this is dumb, but there is somebody thinking really hard about this question right now. and thats a damn shame.
61. Read a book or magazine? see… this is why i dont do these things.
62. Watched TV? …
63. Looked in the mirror? … fucking shit, stall a nigga out
64. Taken a shower? whos dirty ass is gonna answer no to this?
65. Taken a picture? naw…
66. Listened to music? yes man, damn.
67. Told someone you love them? yup
68. End time: 11:36 pm… i was doin other shit lol

put how long it took u to take this in the subject


Now by reading this… about me. What have you gained? Doesnt matter. Because you know who makes these gotdamn things up? People who are desperate for other people to think they are interesting. So, here are some questions, that i took the time to make up, that i wish some one would ask me, and then given my answers to these questions, people will think im interesting. Thus they will talk to me about my interesting factoids, in the process making me more friends. And what not and so forth. Same reason people fill them shits out i believe. At least most people, but of course nobody will admit to that shit. Its alright though. Im sure that shit works. I just cant find it in my self to care all the time, sorry.
Whats really sad though, is situation like this questionnaire where the asshole who made it up asked the STUPIDEST ASS questions! have you looked in the mirror?!?!? i mean, really. What kind of annoying bastard ask a question like that. The asshole who put this together will never be Barbra Walters. Switch careers immediately. People still answer them shits anyway. lol 

Wanna see my myspace page? Blam, add me to your friends list if you dare. lol youll have to deal with my bullshit lol.