January 2006 - Uhmah Park

So, what if there was the dude. And he was being stalked by this crazy bitch. Like, he cut once, it didnt work out, but now she dont wanna let the relationship go n shit. She wanna try to work shit out. She thinks she can make him happy, and all that crazy bitch shit. No matter how much he tells her that he dont want her.

So she is stalking this man now.

And what if, she tormented ol boy by playing The Jackson 5’s classic, “Ill Be There” on his voicemail all the time.And like every time he saw her, she would like, sing it to him and change up the words n shit. Talkin about… nigga where ever yo ass gooooo / illlll be thereeeeee. Like she would at least hum the shit or something. What if she followed ol boy on a date, with another chick. And they go on a date to a spot where niggas is doing karaoke n shit. So she follows the nigga to the spot n shit right… and then she sign up to sing. And she get up on stage… and she call this nigga name out on stage, on some… Tony… this is for YOU! And the ill be there melody starts to play n shit… and she get all serious n shit lol. And proceeds to sing her heart out, and at the same time… put ol boys business out there through out the song. And even resorts to lying on the nigga trying to make him look trifflin to the new girl he on a date with.

that would be some funny shit. The only muthafuckas this aint funny to. Are muthafuckas that have a crazy bitch experince, and hated every last second of that shit lol. Which is making this whole shit funny all over again. Because i know at least two niggas who are swearing this shit aint a bit of funny. And they are gonna tell me about it tomorrow lmao.


Am i the only person out there who watches Space Ghost – Coast To Coast? Well for those who dont know, they are airing episodes on Adult Swim now. I love adult swim, good blowed tv. When they aint airing that anime shit. I cant fuck with that shit. I used to watch dragon ball z back in the day. But that shit is irritating. Its like the excat oppisite of sitting through a mirachi festival, but the same level of annoyance. If you can imagine that. But back to Space Ghost.Watching Space Ghost blowed is a bad idea. Primiarly because that shit is random in the worst way. Too random for the inbriated mind.

I have made the mistake twice now, of watching Space Ghost blowed. Right now is the second time, and right now is also the second time i have paid for that shit. Space Ghost is not to be viewed blowed or otherwise inbreated. Or you might pay for that shit with your sanity. That shit is saturated with “What the fuck?” moments.

Sad part tho, there is a very good chance, that there will be a thrid time where i find myself in this same postion.

Now, im off to watch Family Guy. Which also had an episode i was too blowed to watch. I almost fucked around and died laughing at that shit.

Id also like to mention that Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken make for great blowed tv.

oh shit… i think i just remebered i have cheese cake in the frigde nigga! yay for me and noone else!



So… real quick.

Happy New Years… one of my favorite holidays. Its also one of the times where im friendly as fuck to everybody, including white people. The other time you can catch me being super friendly… is during the LA Auto Show.

I love the fuckin LA Auto Show, ive been going every year for the last 4 years. Its great. The new camera concept car will be mine.

Also the BMW 750Li…. sigh.

But back to new years… nobody told me the affects that champange can have on the human body. i was drinking that shit like it was water. long story short… a niggas felt that shit for days afterwards. I was fucked the fuck up.

Ive been M.I.A. on the net these days… even on my own message board, mostly because a nigga has been working. Working his ass off… I want a fucking 750 by the end of the year, or be lined up to get one by the end of the year and i am so not bullshting, i love that car. I drove my homegirls 745 to vegas, and around vegas like it was mines and i have been overwhemlingly smitten every fucking since lol.

thats it for now i suppose… i got something brewing. and that shit will be on slow release all year.

It goes down!