February 2004 - Uhmah Park

i have been hella busy lately. on top of my usual work load i promised a couple of my friends that i would shit for them.

a LONG ass time ago… i told that nigga calvin that i would redesign his weblog. his dad said that the previous layout lacked “flava”. i dont know how or why i took it kind of peronally. i installed it and all. but shit… lol. anyway… i told that nigga id give his shit the once over. And when you do shit for free… as far as im concered… you have ALL the right in the world to bullshit as long as you feel like.
Well i think somebody was lookin out for Calvin because a former friend of mine BULLSHITED and then pissed me off… when i was ALREADY giving her a break on a price for her website ( we USED to be cool ). i gave her a HELL of a break and she still wanted to be an ungreatful muthafucka. Calvin was online when i had got off the phone with ol girl, pissed the fuck off. i sent him the link for the orginal layout i did for her… he liked it, and i was like dogg you want this?!?! its yours!
and calvin came up on a free website out of PURE spite. i have been knowing the nigga since like 97, and that is the homie… so that played a part in it too. but usually i dont do things for free. ( i get paid for my time ) but i was SO PISSED. knowing this girl aint gonna EVER see this nigga calvin site… i put a lil bit extra on it just because it could have been that dope… and i didnt want it to go to waste… because i had no use for it really. so fuck it.
true… i took my time… i showed this nigga this shit like… pssshhh at least november lol. and im just now getting it done lol. none paying projects always get put on the back burner… lol
so thats one down….
oh yea… here is the link to calvins site with his new shit

Next my good friend Errin asked me to make her invitations for her three state/city month long birthday bash coming up. and i agreed. only because imma try to hustle her for a ticket out to orlando LOL. she doesnt know that yet tho lol.

But yea… after errins invitations. i am offically retired from the favor business. its no more… do it for me and thanks… its Do this for me and i have some money for you. or we can barter some shit ( and i am NOT easy to please ).
im so done with favors… i hate favors lol. i be hard pressed to find people that do me favors… but then again. i dont really ask. because i cant stand for people to half ass shit for me. gotdamn.
i actually have issues with asking people for things. its hard as hell for me to ask anybody for ANYTHING. i dont care what it is… i always have to prep my self for it.
Maybe its because i dont like for people to tell me No. i cant stand that shit lol.


Since my blogging habbits are hella unpredictable, i have put together a notification list for those of you who would like to be notified by email every time i make a post. Sometimes ill post like 4 entries in one day. And sometimes its like 4 entries in 3 months lol. And… as it turns out… i actually have to go thru the mt editing screen so that people will be notified of new entries. where before i was using w.bloggar. using the MT interface isnt SO bad i guess.

What i REALLY need to do is update the layout of this shit. i hardly ever see it, but im tired of it.

i have a couple of other projects i REFUSE to not do before i get to my own shit. so really what im saying is… this shit wont be changing for a cool ass min. lol


lol this might be a bit much for some people… but i was thinking about this the other day and i just had to ask somebody. I wasnt even blowed when i thought about this shit. i was just wonderin.
the muthafucka i had to ask… wanted to remain annoyomus, so i had to extend him that privlage… ol candy ass lol.

OJ: nigga this may be a lil gross…
OJ: but im thinking right….
OJ: i wonder if its easier or harder to wipe your ass if you have no ass…
OJ: … like if your flat assed.
SomeGuy: LMAO!!
SomeGuy: nigga I doubt it….I think a muthafuckas arms are made to reach the ass they have
OJ: LMAO!!!
SomeGuy: I know that when you work out way more than you should it be hard to wipe your ass though….
SomeGuy: when I first started hitting the gym my muscles were so tight I could barely do that shit
SomeGuy: LOL….I know that’s TMI…but you kinda brought that one on you….
OJ: lmao
OJ: LMAO
OJ: alright nigga lol
OJ: im posting this shit… just so you know lol
OJ: lmao
SomeGuy: LOL…man…nah!!
OJ: yes nigga…
OJ: ill edit it lol
OJ: a lil lol


i dont know why it took me so long to post this… but i typed it out so long ago. and its been sitting on my desktop. anyway…. i have a long ass story to tell about some shit that i did / happen to me on some random day, my 11th grade year.

sigh… actually truth be told. i was considering not even posting this shit anywhere for a soul to read because this might turn muthafuckas off to me. like ugh… he is so skanless / fucked up… muthafuckas already think im mean because i cuss alot. ( scarymuthfuckas ). I am actually lol but im not as mean as people think. really. ask anybody. just not the next two muthafuckas im about to speak on!

there was this girl that i didnt really wanna fuck with no more, and she was trying HELLA HARD to be my girlfriend… like she wouldnt take my bullshiting her for a NO at all. i guess its my fault… all i wanted to do was cut anyway lol. so i used to keep her around a lil bit. Well… one day a bunch of us went to the movies like at 10 am ( we was still in high school … 11th gragde )… me her and my cousin, his girl at the time… and the homie Lonnie, who was suppose to be up there with his girl… but she flaked… and he was the 5th wheel. lol

Before movie number 2, she gets up to go to the restroom… and its just me and Lonnie sittin there… and i lean over like… “nigga, this girl is over here pissing me the fuck off! she keep talking this girlfriend shit, KNOWING i dont wanna be with her.”
lonnie is on some “damn really… ha ha!”
then i come up with the greatest plan in history lol… I say “dogg… do me a favor right…. try to kiss her!”
this nigga could not believe i thought of that shit, puzzled as hell, he looks at me like I done lost my gotdamn mind and asks me why? Me being me… i wasnt about to be on some james bond villain type shit and divulge my whole plan… plus… ol girl was dark as fuck… and it was dark in there… if she walked back up i wouldnt have seen her till it was too late lol. ( dark people, please don’t give me no bullshit, I like dark girls, love em… im pretty dark my damn self, but hey… it’s the truth. Dark people will sneak up on yo ass given the chance… at least I know I will! LOL). So now I go into my convince a nigga mode and tell Lonnie ” nigga just do it… and youll see later. it will be the guts…. i promise. ” ( me and my friends aint shit… we will do anything for a laugh. ) Im pretty damn manipulative when I wanna be. And with that being fact, Lonnie went for it. so… the girl im fuckin with gets back… her name is shaylah by the way. she gets back… i let like 10 min past… and im I make an announcement: “damn i gotta piss…. “, i get up and leave… hit the corner and watch these niggas for a good 10 min… NOTHING happens… im like FUCK! oh well… i guess this nigga couldnt pull if off… i come back after like another 5 min ( i really did have to piss ) and they are sittin next to each other… i peek over at this nigga… and he was like no dice! oh well.
To put you in the right time frame, what happen was, for whatever reason, we was out of school this particular day, it was like a thrusday or some shit. And There isn’t much for a teenager to do in Fontana CA, at least not in 1995/1996… when ever it was. So we thought it would be a good idea to go to the movies all gotdamn day and theater hop, it was like a Thursday, wasn’t nobody there, fuck it! So all this previous action went down while we were waiting for the Muppet Movie to start ( who remembers the muppet movie? ), you know… during the previews n shit. Sigh, I don’t know what the fuck kinda brain malfunctions Lonnies black ass suffered from. But he was DEATHLY afraid of The Muppets. Actually he is afraid of any puppet, teddy bear, doll, etc. AND THEN TO SEE THE MUTHAFUCKAS MOVE?!?! Oh boy. I have personally, with my own two eyes, seen this nigga Lonnie jump RIGHT out of his skin more than three times. ( im about to speak on one of those times, can you tell? LOL ) . Like I said before, and ill say again and again till muthafuckas learn… I aint SHIT. I lead Shaylah and Lonnie into this theater after we had seen some other shit, KNOWING that the muppet movie was about to show. Was it a setup?
HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YES!
Not only am I not shit… my friends and cousins aint either, and scaring Lonnie, NEVER got old. NEVER… till the day we cut that nigga off. That shit really never got old. My man wasn’t even putting on a show either, he was really fucking petrified.
So ok… like I said… the previews was showing… they had to be a long ass set of previews… because two people went to take pisses. ( me and shaylah. ) Lonnie failed in his mission to kiss Shaylah, and it looks like OJ is doomed to get a ear full of girlfriend talk for the rest of the muthafuckin day. Oh well. Fuck it. Because very shortly, when the Main Attraction hits the screen, there will be TWO attractions in this bitch, the movie… and a nigga who is way too gotdamn old to be scared of puppets!
Now before I go into this… let me also explain how fucking DARK Lonnie is. Lonnie is so dark, you can barely make out his eye brows and his hairline. Real shit. Nobody knew this nigga at age 17/18 was developing a double coatasack, you know, when a muthafucka go bald and instead of his hairline falling back down the middle… there are two “retreat lines” from the sides kinda circular n shit. So yea… nobody knew about that shit except for me because I cut the nigga hair. But I didn’t edge him up………… because I couldn’t make out that nigga hair line lol. see? lol
So ok. The movie starts… and I think the muppet named Animal comes on the screen first. THIS NIGGA Lonnie goes white girl on me, and sucked in all kinda wind with the biggest “GASP!” ive ever bared witness to, lol. He was so taken back! He was so shocked. He was so fucking TERRIFIED!! The mutahfucka leaned all the way back trying to get away from the screen but he couldn’t kick in front of him hard enough or climb out his seat fast enough. He was STUCK! In a bind! No where to go… he was in the mighty mighty clutches of his own fear! I was waiting for this nigga to turn white…. Then…….. He reached over and clutched my fucking arm, and twist my shirt all the fuck up like he was giving birth, and with a ton of sheer terror deeply saturated in this niggas voice he yells out “OJ!!! OJ!!!!! GASP!!! NIGGA LOOK!!! OJ!!! NIGGA!!! IT’S THE MUPPETS!!! NO OJ!!! OJ NOO!!!”
I think by then, the jig was fucking up holmes, and the pungent aroma of betrayal, okie doke, and pure FEAR was released into the air like a sudden unexpected release of flatulence by the Poot Phantom him self. You know, just snuck the fuck up on… caught slippin at the light like. And once you been got, there is that moment of shock and horror. Then the realization that you are SO ASSED OUT! Speaking of which, after screaming out all that shit… as scared as he was, im surprised that he didn’t shit him self right there. This man, buried his fuckin head into arm, closed his eyes and fuckin screamed loud as shit. This muthafucka had lil white kids in the movies askin they moms what the fuck what his gotdamn problem n shit. Muthafuckas was lookin at us strange… getting up and moving. There was only like 8 muthafuckas in the movie theater ( your gonna have to remember that later on ) but still lol. Anyway…
Here go OJ “No Heart”, playing dumb, I say to him very calm and whatthefuckish “dogg… calm down, its only the muppets… see… there go Kermit nigga.”
This asshole, looks up… and screams again! ” NIGGA!!!! OOOO!!!! NOO!!! THEY GONE GET ME NIGGA!!!!”
Me… still in Host of Terror mode “……umm nigga… from the screen?”
And this ill never forget, this nigga looks up at me, eyes big as fuck… remember… Lonnie is darker than a thousand midnights…. So all I really see is the side of his face BARELY and two eyes… im not fuckin playin… that’s it… thas all I saw… this muthafucka looked directly in my eyes and was like… ” NIGGA YES!!! THEY WILL GET YOU TOO!!! *looks at the screen* OH NIGGA!! SHIT!!! OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME IN THIS SHIT!!”
Lmao woooo… why is it that every time I set a muthafucka up, they talking that I cant believe this shit, shit. Lol ( see bumble bee story ).
Anyway.. Shaylah is on the other side of me and she is fuckin rollin… telling me how fucked up I am. But steadily laughin at the poster boy for S.A.N. (Scary Ass Niggas) Worldwide.
As the ongoing terror continues… I say to Lonnie, ” well nigga, why don’t you get up and leave if youre so scared”
Lonnie explains to me ” WHAT?!?!? NIGGA I CANT!!! IM TOO SCARED!!! WHAT IF THEY TRY TO COME AFTER ME ON THE WAY OUT”
I WANTED to say to the muthafucka… ” Well nigga… you making enough noise for them to get pissed off and jump out the screen, to shut ya black ass up” which really would have been perfect. but I couldn’t… because I was done… my calm cool collective instigate this shit to no endness was fucking GONE. That shit did me in, I couldn’t hold it any fucking longer… the tears started to fucking flow homie… I was laughin like a muthafucka… I was no fuckin good. If them muppets would have really jumped out the fuckin screen to chop us up, I would have been a big ass nigga ca-bob… oh did I mention it was the muppet pirate movie? So these muthafuckas had swords n shit… this, yes… added to the Lonnies own personal horror show lol. Man… for like a good 5 minutes… that seemed like forever… this nigga Lonnie was scared shitless… too scared to get up and leave… clutchin my fuckin arm. Every so often, looking up to check and see if them the muppets was still on the fuckin screen. He would look up… scream ” OOOH SHIT!! ” and put his head back in my arm… mean while… im powerless, due to the laughter that has completely over come me lol. All this shit climaxes after so long, because this nigga Lonnie just couldn’t take it no fucking more… he was says to me “NIGGA I CAN HEAR THEY VOICEES!!! THEY VOICES IS IN MY HEAD DOGG!!!… OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!” and got up and ran out the muthafuckin movie theature screaming like a muthafucka…
I swear to GOD I damn near pissed on my self right fuckin there. WOOOO Shit!!! That shit was the muthafuckin guts. Ill never ever forget it lol.

But now… its just me and shayla in this theater… and a couple of other random people… spread out, far away from us… thanks to Lonnie screamin his ass off. All of a sudden… shayla decides she wants to give a nigga head… and was just about her bidness…
JANKY bidness… because after LESS Than 2 min… she pops back up… like… “i cant do it… its just too gross… if you cum on me ill throw up!”
sigh…
I WAS SO HOT! steaming mad in fact… but did i go off? noooooo… did i call her all kinda names? noooooo. honestly… im way too mean for that… i decided to get my revenge in another way. I say to her… “ooh. well its cool… dont worry about it. no big deal. …… …….. thats why we will never be together though.” ( YES! I told you I wasn’t shit )
a look that can only be described as, disappointment and disgust over took her grill. and dammit it took a whole lot for me not to laugh in her face. Mind you I had just finished laughin at Lonnies black ass. sweet revenge, oh, sweet revenge. anyway… so later that night… we took the bus back home and we are walking to the house. its me lonnie and shayla. and i break off from the group… i ran over to the adult school because it was open and people was playin basketball in the gym… and i wanted to see who was ballin… i go… i come back and hit the corner… who do i see slobbin it up?!?! Lonnie and Shayla…. at first… i broke into a mini celerbration like OH SHIT! HELLYEA! its on now. I instantly begin to plot my cutherblackassoff scheme…. then i remembered… OH NO! i had gotten head from this girl earlier ( as brief as it was, I mean she still had plently of fresh oj dick in her mouth… it was a few hours later… but still you know?) and i forgot to tell lonnie….. lol oops. Lol well really I didn’t have a chance to tell that nigga… but…….. oops! Too muthafuckin late now nigga!
i waited till they was done… and came back around the corner… like man aint nobody in there… lets go.
we get back to the house… and me and shaylah are outside waiting for her moms.
and im like “… shaylah… i saw you kissing lonnie.”
She was SHOCKED “REALLY?!?! did he tell you?”
I explain “nawww… i saw yall”
Then this bitch is on some “… well i guess it dont matter, because you didnt wanna be with me no way.”
Enter skanless ass OJ, lyin like a muthafucka, can of gasoline and matches in hand… at the base of the bridge ready to set this muthafucka ABLAZE! lol i say to her “well… i was considering it… but now im like fuck it, you kissin my best friend n shit… what kinda girlfriend would you really be? i asked lonnie to see if he could kiss you, to determine if i could be with you or not… and you blew it.”
EN FUEGO! this girl caught fucking fire… got pissed… started yellin at me… then tried to beat my muthafuckin ass lmao. she hit me hard as fuck… and im backin up from her… she swining at my black ass… with tears in my eyes n shit… im trippin over my own feet, because i was laughin so gotdamn hard. she was on some… i hate you i hate you… you muthafucka yap yap yap. It only added to her anger that I was laughin my black ass the off… but I couldn’t help it, that shit was funny as fuck… im sorry. by the time her mom got to my house… i had managed to get on another side of a car… fending her off with the old ghetto move lol i couldnt stop laughin tho… her mom pulled up and was sittin there lookin at her like what in the fuck is wrong with you? and she finially got in the car. I waves like tuda-fucking-lou bitch!! With a big ass smile on my face! as for Lonnie… he lived a house over… after she left… i went over there… still laughin with tears in my eyes… and told that nigga what happen…. and we all had a nice laugh. and FUCK NO… i did NOT tell that nigga that she gave me head earlier that day. lol And he will never know! Presently, I don’t speak to that nigga… we aint cool no more… but fuck that… that nigga will shoot me lol. he would have shot me that day lol lol thas some shit you ( and the mutual friends yall have ) take to your GRAVE!!

ah… this story always makes me laugh. this shit took place WAY before The Bumble Bee Story

but, sigh… i have a confession to make. the girl… Shaylah. is the Ashy Back/Titty Girl. Yes yes…. it was before this happen though. which was part of my reason for trying to ex her out my damn life so harshly. she forced my hand… i had to take the oppertunity when i saw it. it worked……. for a lil while. she came back. and imma sucker for tall dark girls… even if they arent the most attractive muthafuckas ever. so like an asshole… i started fuckin with her again. and still, she had ashy ass titties… sad really, they would have been nice if they wasnt so fucking dry.
dah… what can a nigga do? i tried to kinda speak on it. but honestly… i may not be shit… but to tell a girl who is hot for you, and naked…. “say, did you fucking happen to notice that your breast are in desperate need of lotion?” is just too fucked up, even for my black ass. oh well… i hope somebody let her ass know one day. my dad ran into her recently… i havent seen her in years. My dad calls my black ass… wakes me up, is like guess who i ran into? im all groggy n shit and asks who? he throws her ass on phone and she is on some HIGH! GUESS WHO? im irritated by now because i dont like to be woken up like who the fuck is this?!?! ITS SHAYLAH SILLY!
oh my fuckin GOD! i couldnt believe that shit.
to make a long ass story just a couple of lines shorter… i never called her. well i did but the line was busy and then i lost the number ( kinda on purpose ) when i moved. dah well.

anyway…

i know i hardly ever post on this bitch. and well… so? lol but maybe this long ass story makes up for a week plus of me not posting shit. ive been considering just hangin this shit up. because i might be out of shit to say. but really what it is… sometimes posting these entries can take a min, and i got work to do. so yea…. ive been thinking of making a lil sign up for people to join a mailing list to be notified when i post some shit. but i dont know… we’ll see. anyway. im out.


And The Grammies are on, imma sit here and type out the play by play… i hear from people on the east coast that it was pretty live.

man… lets start off with beyonce and prince. They kicked off the show with a very very live proformance. Beyonce is drop dead gorgious. her and prince put on a pretty great show… id pay to see that shit.

… say… i didnt know pharrell played the drums?! hot damn. he got pretty live too. the song him and sting and dave matthews and somebody else did wasnt half bad. i was impressed.

Beyonce got RnB album of the year… i only listened to her album once… but it was pretty good. im not much of an RnB person… imma have to break that shit out again tho. i been meaning to put it in my car.

Christina can sing like a muthafucka… she was feelin that song.

Then… The White Stripes, got on stage and got hella hella live. The White Stripes are my favorite band (every since i heard seven nation army). that elephant album is fuckin dope. i wish i could get the set they just on mp3 or somethin some where… they fucked it all the way up. the fuckin white stripes is dope.

I know its early in the year… but i think the award for The Most Completely Gangster Move of The Year should go to Andre 3k! this nigga got up there, shook everybody hand… got his shit and:
“Thank You” thru america the duces and strolled the fuuuuuuuck of stage! somebody needs to give this man a high five for that shit!! Real shit. ( a proud moment for Geminis every where… thats some shit i could see any Gemini doing … heh ) I dont even have to watch this shit no more… the show can shut down and i wouldnt even be mad.

Justin Timberlake apology was the guts… lol.

I LOVE PATTI LEBELLE! she is fuckin great! and she STILL looked good! i wanna meet her and give her a big ass hug! this luther tribute should be pretty live.

The sound man for the Grammies need his ass whooped. Alicia Keys is over here gettin live with a house is not a home. and the sound is all fucked up….Celin Deon even took her ear piece out…. fuck cbs for fuckin up this Luther Tribute.
But I thought people was sayin that Luther couldnt sing no more… he sounded pretty good for a person that had a cold stroke… its a good thing im not an emotional ass person. and thas all i gotta say about that.

Somebody tell me… does Sting be wearing a dress now? it look like it. i didnt think him and sean paul would get all that live… but it was a pretty good proformance.

… ahh shit! this h&r block commercial is the fuckin guts lmao the willie nelson advice doll?? … the part with zimmerman lol gotdammit. lmao

Justin and Arturo? this is pretty damn live! … thas it… imma have to get this justin timberlake album and stop frontin.

im not a Black Eyed Peas fan… but they put on a good live show.

Beyonce got live with Dangeriously In Love… i dont know why muthafuckas be hating on her. shes great.

Just so everybody knows and isnt confused… i do not like everessence. they are not all that great to me lol. and i hate that fuckin single they have out.

The Church of Eternal Funk was the livest shit since James Brown at the BET awards last year. dude robert somebody and the family band… they was live as fuck. imma have to check them out. Sam L was up there preachin! PREACHIN! He really brought everybody out. that shit was live…. lol they shut that shit down. Fuck, that was live as fuck…

…. fuckin snoop. damn. lol and then this man did all his lines DIRTY lol… he probably had a cup fulla henndogg lol.

Quick observation tho… is it me or are they not presenting any awards at this years grammies. 19 preformances… 3 1/2 hour show… dont leave much room for presenting awards lol
… and also another quick thought. i was thinking like damn… it would probably be pretty dope to be at the grammies… but i dout if i could sit there and act right for that fuckin long. because if you fuck up the possibility of you being caught is HIGH! they are always putting the camera on somebody… that shit would fuck with me. like… if my black ass was there. there would probably be some serious moment… and i would be crackin jokes and laughin with somebody. or just laughin at something i wasnt suppose to be laughin at. …. or fuck… what if i have to go in my nose real quick? or what if somebody was preforming and im up there VISUAL annoyed, bored and unentertained? lol muhfuckas would have mad shit to talk about me lol. if i ever get invited to the grammies i might pass… lol and ummm… yea… Mary J looks like a Canary.

lol i love this Jay Z Heinkien commercial. this shit is the guts… he looked back at her like…. this muthafucka. lol this man went and got him a beer… came back picked up the remote and TURNED lol i at least chuckle every time i see this shit. he didnt pay her no mine. like what? lol you aint special muthafucka lol.

sigh… the end of the show aint turning out to be all that… this guy up here talkin about downloading music is trying to bore me to tears. And what in the fuck was up with that commercial? that shit didnt make a bit of sense… or maybe i missed it… i was talkin shit about the guy up there yappin that shit lol.

and just when shit was gettin boring… Andre3k came and picked his back up and put on a pretty live ass show! And then Outkast gets record of the year? what? man?? Hiphop represented this year at the grammies… i wasnt mad at none of the winners… i actualy stoped even carring years ago… but then to see some of my favorite artist finially get reconized, its really not that they got reconized… its just to see them have the oppertunity to get more money to put in thier pocket. its a beautiful thing.

On CBS News they are asking asking other entertainers about the janet jackson thing. its glad to see puff and patti support janet. Black people need to stick together like this more often.

Overall… this show was pretty live. i wish they would reair it… id watch it all over again. i need to hook up my fuckin replay tv again.


Right now im listening to my oldies… and right now ” You got me going in circles” by Friends of Distinction is playing. i love this song.
i love my oldies folder.

anyway… i just had a thought.

i notice that alot of the old groups have one nigga with a super high pitched voice.

What ever happen to that?

Groups these days dont do that.
im not complaining. but i noticed that shit doesnt crack anymore, and im wondering why?

oh shit… now “Forever Mine” by The O’Jays is on… this is my shit!

i have so many favorites….

that i wanna be free by the ohio players is the shit.
Reasons by Earth Wind and Fire
After the dance by Marvin Gaye
Straight from the Heart by Confunkshun
Send for me by Atlantic Starr will stop me in my fuckin tracks….
Am i dreaming by Atlantic Starr cracks too…
Voyage to Atlantis by The Isley Brothers is the SHIT!
Distant Lovers by Marvin Gaye is great
I only have eyes for you by The Flamingos
Me and Mrs Jones by the Dramatics
In the Rain by the Dramtics
This is for the lover in you by Shalamar
Loves Train by Confunkshun ……. if you are that special lova… and love has you tied to anotha… thats the way it goes on loves train… SHIT! sometimes heart strings cant be broken… but you just got tah keep on goin… thats the way it goes on loves train…… FUCK!
i swear im doomed to this shit here…i know that shit is gonna happen to me. or something just as fucked up. i never talk about my love life because it would be like trying to describe a big pain in your ass that you cant live with out.
After the love is gone by Earth Wind and Fire i will sing for anybody that wants to hear when its on and im drunk. thats my favorite song to listen to while im drunk… one time i was drunk… and marina and i was driving back to my apt… and i was on the freeway hangin out the window sing the shit load as fuck at cars in traffic, it was like 3am and there was traffic on the 101 and here go OJ…. AFTER THE LOVE IS GONE!!! HOW COULD YOU LEAD ME ON!!!

…. dont eeeeva think about leeeavin.

ok i could go for a drink right now.
i could be naming shit for days… i got about 6 hours worth of oldies. and i know im missing a bunchashit…. some shit i love and i dont even know the names of the shit.


Next muthafucka instant message me about janet jackson titty, im deleting they ass from my fuckin buddy list. real shit

AND

ill block every ip address from your isp from coming to any site that i own.

muthafuckas act like aint shit else going on in the world… fuck

all i been getting for the last two days: “soooo… think it was an accident?” “did you see the superbowl half time show?” and various other refrences to that shit.

gotdamn it happen… it was probably staged. so what! shit.

man i could see if it was a muthafuckin movie… like swordfish and hallie berry. but damn… it was staged and only got a split second of air time lol. Fuck.