Uhmah Park

Month: September 2003


Throwback weekend was a sucess… once again… lets thank BMG! lol i would post some of the shit that was said… but i honestly can not remember all that shit… lol… but it was halarious Hookerdust.com is no more (pending an email from verisign) we let the experation kick us in the ass… actually the notice went to an old email so we forgot about it. hopefully we can get it back… Shooting the Gift ( STG ) is now live! and up. What is STG? its me and calvins internet show… its the guts. what else? hmm…. oh… me […]

Throwblack Slang Weekend 2!

ah yea… its on like donkey kong! Today marks the begining of throwblack slang weekend! this time yall get an advanced notice so it doesnt pass you up! youll be sure to impress the honeys at the crib when you tell her how stupid fly she is. your friends will give you hella props when you buss those old favorites such as: “like a mug” ( the sensored version of – like a muthafucka ) “cold lampin” ( chillin ) “stupid dope” ( if you need an explaination for this… just go away. ) “word to ya mutha” ( affermitive […]

The Blowed Clause

you know when youre very very blowed, and you really want something to snack on. but youre too blowed to get anything to eat. then! out of now where… somebody fixes you that tasty ass snack! THUS! liberatintg you from the taliban-like munchies that have that crippling clutch on your appitite! we will now refer to these people as the “Blowed Clause” not quite christmas… but there is gift giving ( the snacks ) and just as much joy! except for… chances are you will like the presents your blowed clause brings you because…. when youre blowed… everything is GOOD! […]

Animal Death Match!

animal activist… turn away now…. because i could giva flying wolf bat fuck ( keep reading you will get the joke lol ) and this shit was the guts! Calvin (8:30:10 PM): man…I’m watching National Geographic Channel now OJ (8:30:14 PM): lol Calvin (8:30:32 PM): Crocodiles be fucking ALL the other animals up Calvin (8:30:48 PM): Drea was laughing at me the other day Calvin (8:31:00 PM): cuz I said I wanted to see random animals fight each other Calvin (8:31:06 PM): like a bear versus a tiger Calvin (8:31:11 PM): I think that would be the shit Calvin (8:31:18 […]


Its 9-11. And everybody wants you to remember. Well… rememeber this: People die all the time. and its always sad. there was a group of people that died yesterday. there is a group of people who will die tommorrow. and it will still be just as sad. if its one person. or if its thousands. it will still be sad. life goes on…

The Setup Show…

No… not Cheaters… that shit is a mobile jerry springer… with proof and a shorter set up to the fight lol but what im talking about is, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. that shit there should be called… Disquising a Straight Guy like a Queer Guy. Ive watched this shit a couple of times… not all the way thru… and there were hella jokes being cracked during the show… and other shit going on… so, ill admit i havent payed all that much attention. But so far… it looks like these gay dudes are dressing these straight dudes up […]

Aim Convo’s : OJ the Wrassler.

the other day i was sleep and like poped a rib out of place or some shit… i was in pain all day. and this aim convo i had with kkarma doesnt really have all that much to do with that … but yea… it kinda does. gutty none the less…. OJ : i think i pulled a muscle in my sleep Kkarma : weird OJ : … no… PAINFUL! Kkarma : what were you dreaming OJ : fuck if i know Kkarma : boxin in your sleep OJ : lol OJ : yea i had a dream i was […]

Big Blunt Goes Out….

A big chronic blunt goes out to my cousin / long time best friend… JD. On Friday night he had him a Baby girl. Her name is Essence. i went to go see her saturday afternoon ( i was… SECERTLY , half way drunk friday night, or else i would have went then ) When this nigga sends me pictures ill post em… i should make a gallery of all the homies kids… only thing is… ALL these niggas have girls…. My Cousin John has a baby girl named Sammy shes 2. she is the smartest 2 year old ive […]