May 2003 - Uhmah Park

i dont know why the most retarded shit happens to me… or right in front of me to witness. Sometimes that shit can be a good thing… sometimes… its a pain in the ass….

like earlier.

i have this candle in my room that smells like koolaid. i had let it sit for a few hours ( burning ) today. time goes by ( shit still burning ) and i am informed of a party. so im look cool… let a nigga get ready… yap yap. i got up… before i hoped in the shower… i cut my hair. the shit was gettin long… now when i cut my hair sometimes… im bare ass… sometime i just have some draws on. Today… i cut my hair in my draws.

So… my hair is now cut… and i get to cleanin it up. and when i was puttin up the vaccum n shit… i went to grab my candle and put it out. for whatever reason… i forgot that this shit was HALF FULL with HOT ASS burn a nigga wax… i picked the shit up all fast and tilted it at the same time… why did all that hot ass burn a nigga wax jump out at me!!!
i leaned over to blow the candle at the same time i picked it up… so all that shit was coming for my face… luckly… so i was able to jerk my head back…
but… my cheast wasnt so damn lucky… neither was my stomach…… draws.. dick and nuts….. and inner thigh. That shit splashed the fuck outta me. if i had cut my hair bare ass… my man would have fuckin GOT IT… REAL BAD.. the majority of that shit was on my chest and braws… and only a lil bit got on a nigga dick and nuts. i let out a big ass… AHHHH SSSSHHHIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! and kept goin after that because the shit was hot.. melted and burned the SHIT outta me, for a bout a good 8 to 11 seconds… then… cooled off and harded… and a nigga DOES have a lil bit of hair on his cheast… but… now… there is a fuckin BIG ASS PATCH where that shit WAS. there is a whole trail of missing hair from my cheast to my stomach where my draws was at… and luckly for me that shit didnt get on a nigga public hairs lol. and my Man is alright too… lol it burned like a muthafucka at first… but it didnt last long… i had to pick that shit off in the shower tho lol. no need to worry… i checked it all out… and its still functional lol

i wasnt even blowed when that shit happen ( i am now tho! ). i dont know what the fuck i was thinking.
imma black out… a patch on my chest feels all bare and naked tho… i dont know how females handle that shit. i thought it got me more than it did at first… a nigga paniced lol that was a bunch of fuckin hair just to be rippin out a nigga shit. lol i keep lookin down and rubbin it like the shit is gonna come back lol


this morning ( afternoon ) i was woke up by my parents who told me… ” happy two fo’! ” lol
they are the guts.

i would like to thank everybody who sent me happy birthday AIM’s Emails and Calls.

i would also like to say Happy Birthday to my twin Vee up in CND ( canada… there is a joke behind that )

also to Mallie who is damn near my complete oppisite lol. This man is Married, has a child, is christain and doesnt cuss lol and not to mention he is WAY more live with Flash than i am. im working on that tho… im shooting to be in the same catigory lol at least some where close lol.

also to Calvins friend Drea. No… i dont know this girl… but she was born on this day… so she must be dope in some aspect. i find that this is a constant amongst people born on this day.

to the girl ( lady? ) that left a comment on this site long time ago… or sent me an email… one of em… saying that we shared the same birthday… happy birthday to you too holmes.

i think im the only person i know who knows this many people who share the same birthday as them lol

i would also like to say… screw all the people that didnt tell a nigga happy birthday… go to hell, you all suck lol naw its cool… but fuck yall tho lol.

buy me something dammit lol. or giva nigga some bucks
im going back to work.


Now here this.

Today, is National OJ Observance Day. meaning… yes… it is my Birthday today.
if you dont know why i named this site Five27 by now… then yes… you are indeed a dumb fuck. And your self esteem deserves that preverbal kick to the cheast, with the dusty foot print of a size 13 Air Jordan Shoe. Please be advised… i have no problem with handing these out. but please… get in line.

now… yesterday… i was feeling like shit. Today… well… its 5:27 am ( i swear ) and i am no longer feeling like shit… because i dont feel shit. Numb, would best describe my state of mind right now. and hey… thats better than feeling like shit, id say. So thank you to all the well wishers and feel better-ers-seses lol. Also… id like to say thank you to everybody that said happy birthday a day early… and dani who just said happy birthday a few seconds ago lol.

What are you gonna do for your bithday? work… i will be working all day, tommorrow and well into friday. no biggie… i love what i do for cheese.

what do i want for my brithday? well… at first… i was pissed because i couldnt go to vegas for my birthday and gamble. so i didnt want shit… and didnt wanna do shit. Well i still dont wanna do a muthafuckin thing ( i need to get this project finished! ) but i think imma have to go back on the whole receiving gift thing kinda. What it is… is… i dont really like gettin gifts i can get my self. for one… eehhh… why? for two… im retarded picky. and three… i am impossible to please. ask anybody who has known me for over 6 months.
but earlier… it dawned on me… that hey… i can point to some shit.
so buss it.
i am up for recieving the following gifts:

NBA Street Vol 2 for ps2… or whatever the fuck its called. i played that shit the other day and got HOOKED. only thing about this is… you gotta tell me youre gonna get it AND beat me to buying it my muthafuckin self. because not am i JUST picky and hard to please… but im impatient and i have NO faith in Nobody lol. people say shit all the time… dont mean they are gonna do it. i dont care who the hell you are. fuck you, show me like mossuri ( that is the ‘show me’ state right? i cant remember right now… nigga tired. )

or… SHOES!
im am a true LA Nigga… and most of us fucks with shoes something hard.

so….

these crack… just to spite john ( he dont like white and beige together ) SCREW HIM!

these is extra cool for 30 bucks ( once again… screw what john thinks! )

id have to try these here on… but i have NO problem with SENDING EM BACK!

if you could find these here in a 13… you would be super great. ( you have to buy the muhfuckas too tho lol )

these… because i would not buy them with my own money… and… i already have the white and blue ones! ( i need to clean them shits now that i think about it )

these here would crack in any color… cant say i have a preference… i wouldnt buy these shits tho because i wouldnt be able to make up my damn mind.

these might be the new AF unos once that shit dies out. ( fyi – i was rockin my AF unos the summer before the fad… )

these in any color

these here if you could find em in a 13… white and cream ( click on number 6 ) id have to set you up a blogger for free or some shit lol. somethin…

and id be willing to try and buss these… i need to find some damn casual shoes and some clubbing shoes tho.

anyway.. yea… i guess i can stop there lol

and… if you would like to get me something but im too expensive for you… put 10 bucks on it… send it thru pay pal lol. im cool with money too… that way i can get what i wanna get. ive always been like that.

And im about to be comatose in less than 20 min.

that is all…. for now.


this has been a muthafucka of a month for a nigga.
( this could be long… just a warning. muhfuckas was complaining last time )

lets review the last seven days.

why the last seven? because today is monday…
but seven ays ago began Gemini Season ( May 21st )
( thought yall was gonna escape this shit this year huh? FUCK NO! )
yes… thats right… gemini season…
what is gemini season you ask?
well… gemini season is the part of the year in which every gemini celerbrates thier respective coming abouts. its also ( obviously ) the time in which new gemini babies are birthed into this world and begin blessing thier respective care takers with thier being, and forth coming greatness that goes along with being a Gemini ( enough hype for you yet? ). for those who arent geminis… this is the time of the year to show you favorite geminis ( you cant have just one… lol ) how much you apperciate them being in your life by showering them with expensive or meaningful gifts. all those who refuse to comply… well… we can be a mean bunch…. so failure to partake in gemini season could fuck up your whole shit for a long time lol.
You gotta love us… resistance is futile. lol
The reason we hype gemini season so much ( mainly calvin and my self ) is because us geminis get SUCH a bad rap from you other muthafuckas, for no good reason. for instance, lets skip ahead to friday for a hot second…. i was at this frat party… and there was this girl there, that had helped me in the mall… and we had a lil bit of a episode because a nigga like OJ walked out the store with like 200 dollars wortha shit that i didnt pay for ( but thats another story ). everything was smoothed out…. lol kinda… ( i only paid 40 bucks for everything in the bag lol ) but ol girl remembered me. i remembered her… so we were chatting it up and what not. and she asked me… ” so how old are you ”
“24 on tuesday ” i replied
so she says ” that would make you a…………… ” then once she figured out i was a gemini… she had this look on her face like… ahh shit, not one of you muthafuckas again! And im thinking to my self… gotdammit lol stop that shit… you look to be some what interested in a nigga… why now must you be on that shit? people always go into some damn story on how geminis are this and that… and the shit is never true. they just hype it way the fuck outta porportion for whatever reason. but i get this same shit every time people find out when i was born. But… once i get to talking some more and move past thier gemini stories… they always go back to being interested again… like ol girl did. but… she is 19… and i have somebody already… so im good either way lol.
but yea… people treat us like we are bad grapes or some shit… when we havnt done a damn thing to anybody… we are the most loved and respected people on the planet. dont believe me? some of the most loved and respected people thru time have been geminis… lets take a recent example. Tupac and Biggie were both Geminis… do i need to go on? honestly.
So yea… its gemini season people… be about it.
as for this here gemini during gemini season… eh… dont worry about getting me anything… or callin… or showing your apperciation. id rather be left alone this go round. seriously.
and please… reframe from plugging your zodiac. i promise i dont care. neither does anybody else.

Also on this day… my cousin john… one of my closest friends. called me and told me that he was coming to california ( his current residence is some where in the middle of bumfucked texas… where the roaches fly and the niggas arent welcome lol ). then he asked me if i would be down to roll to vegas this weekend… i had to say no… because i had work to get done this weekend. he was like cool…. then he asked… well… what if i was gettin married ( to his long time girlfriend and mother to his child, jessica )? i assure the nigga that i am indeed down. However… some muhfuckin WARNING would have been nice so a nigga could have planned for the shit.
but stop… say oj… didnt you cancel your trip to vegas for your birthday? YES!
isnt this the weekend you would have gone? YES!
fuck… so it looks like a nigga WILL be in vegas… but just not for his birthday. oh well. im still down.

Thursday, May 22nd.

i was at the courthouse in rancho cucamonga ( yes this is a real place… ice cube n nem didnt just make thie shit up for next friday … i used to live there lol ). Why? lets not talk about that. lets just focus on the fact that i was PISSED completly off. and lost all control over my anger and emotions. well kinda. on this day i lost a sister. fuckit.

but on this day too was my fathers 50th birthday 🙂
he too was there at the courthouse. and he too was pissed that he had to spend his 50th birthday in the white mans court house lol. he isnt a big celebrater of his birthday… so we didnt really do anything. im just glad to have him with us still. We almost lost him… a FEW times.
Back in the early 90’s, ( i dont remember what year exactly… or how old i was, but i was young… i was no older than 11 )while doing securty at my uncles club near downtown LA he got shot in the back. i dont remember how old i was… but i was there… i remember that shit like yesterday. lol well kinda… because i cant remember where the fuck i was in the club ( it was a huge building ) but i heard shots… i did the normal LA thing… hit the fuckin floor… after i figured out everything was clear… i got up to see what was going on… the dance floor was empty… and every body was by the entrance. i walked up… and i saw my dad… leaned over some counter or something and some mexican guy holding his back. and i noticed a buncha people lookin at my dads back. I walk up and my dad looks at me… and he says… “OJ, i dont want you to panic… dont be scared. But i got shot….. ” I was hella shocked and walked around the counter and saw this mexican guy with his finger in my dads back. Blood was pouring down his finger on to the floor, and i lost it. i teared all the way up… tears was jumpin the fuck outta my face, i did the EXACT oppisite of what my dad wanted me to do… i paniced like a muthafucka and i was terrified. as far as i knew… when a nigga get shot in the back… he die… thats what happen on tv!
i wont go into the rest… but needless to say… the bullet hit him at a angle. what happen was… he went out side to break up a fight… niggas started shooting. he turned around and ducked to run back inside and got caught with a hot one. so… the bullet didnt go thru him… it went from his lower back to his upper back… and is still posted there today. He is truely blessed because that shit hasnt moved and he hasnt had any effects from any lead or anything like that.
another time… was when the late dr kahlid muhammad got shot in riverside at uc riverside. i remember that day too. My father used to run the mosque in san bernardino. And he arranged for Kahlid to come to UC Riverside to speak and what not. he came and spoke… there was protesters ( a buncha jewish people ), but other than that… the whole thing went smoothly, till the end obviously. what happen was… Kahlid was suppose to go get in the car ( it just so happen to be my moms car… she had a lincoln town car at the time ) and go back to the hotel after he finish speaking… and that was suppose to be that. But… this man here… for no reason ( luckly )… turns around and goes the other direction to debate ( i guess ) and address the protesters that were near the parkinglot. me? i was near the entrance with my mom and sister selling water and snacks n shit ( we came up! lol ). now ok… the car was parked over near the back of the building ( i think it was the gym ), which was my left and the protesters was on the oppisite side of the building in the front…. which was my right. So im at the entrance… and the shit is over… and people are filing out… then out of no where, i see my Dad and the rest of the brothers ( which included my uncle… that ran the club my dad got shot at ) that was doing security following Kahlid who was headed towards the protesters. They all go down there… and im lookin down there… still selling water and snacks n shit… and i notice people walking down to see what was going on down there. And all of a sudden… i notice a man walking with Glasses on… looked hella outta place… i think he had on a blue jacket. and when i saw him… i was wondering where the fuck he came from… because he didnt look like he attended the speech really…. but i let it go… as i countine to look down there… something hit me… and i had a funny feeling in my stomach… then… POP POP POP POP… shots fired! niggas went EVERYWHERE ( lol of course ). Once again… OJ hit the muthafuckin floor. grabbed the money and my noesy ass sister who was trying to stand up and walk down to see what was going on. and cover up as best as possible. once i figured out the danger was over… i look up and all i see is a small crowd of people… and some comotion… i was scared as fuck… because my dad and uncle was over there were the shots was fired…… man…. Turns out that James Best ( the nigga that walked right passed me ) walked down there and fired shots at Kahlid… hit him in the leg… hit some other guy from BFCC in the chest and the rest of the shots… i dont know where they went because them niggas beat the living shit outta his ass. GOOD LORD he was a blood pile of bullshit once they finished with him. they stomped his teeth the fuck out… i think they fractured his skull… broke EVERY gotdamn thing… the police was scared as fuck to pull him from the crowd… ( notice i havent incriminated any body in particular lol ). They eventually got his ass… he was inches from death… everybody had blood on em. i dont know how his bitch ass survived that shit. But… walking up to Kahlid and trying to plug him wasnt his intial plan… what he intentions was to camp out by my moms car… in the bushes… and snipe kahlid in the car, and im assuming everybody else… because there wasnt no gettin away from that shit either, unless he did everybody in… everybody including my father.
sigh… so… another close call. we wont even talk about the shit im too young to remember when we used to live on 53rd and Hoover in South Central. my uncle has stories for hours.
But… he is here now… and im thankful.
Happy Birthday again dad ( even tho he rarely reads this shit )

Also on thrusday… john touched down. met me at the courthouse… where i lost my muthafuckin temper. but i wont speak on that.

On this same day… on the way back to the valley… i realized how much i miss kickin it with my cousins. but… niggas is gettin older… and everybody got other shit going on ( look at me… i work all the damn time )… so shit cant be like it used to be. However… we did manage to get a picture taken ( which isnt posted because im lazy. ) the moment captured was the largest number of us that have been in the same spot since fuckin high school ( 5 lol ).

Friday, May 23rd

i dont rememeber too much about this day… except this is the day i probably pissed deah the fuck off ( or was that wendsday? ) and i went to a frat praty… the ZB FUCKIN T!!! ( thas how they say that shit lol ) party.
sigh… where to start lol… it was at the frat house i guess… and the back yard was big as fuck… and there was a buncha muhfuckas back there… some lil mexican dude got stole on by some Kappa nigga who WAS NOT playing lol. that shit got broke up quick tho. and in the house… where all the dancing n shit was going on… it was hot as mustier than a muhfucka ( do i have to say who was the majortiy there?!?! ). it was stankin in that bitch lol… i walked in there and said to the homie… oh shit… it smells like fuckin SARS in here. this nigga feel out lol. the only achole that was being served was beer… and oj is cool on beer. so i didnt dance with nobody because i was hella sober… However. i did see the most beautiful female ever at this party. she was nice and chocolate and sexier than a muthafucka. but… like i said… i have somebody lol. so it was all eye candy for me. great eye candy it was indeed lol. im too shy ( believe it ) to approach a female like that anyway. so it dont matter… she was probably young as fuck like every gotdamn body else at tha muthafuckin party. that shit was irritating!

Saturday, May 24th

i woke up about 11 am. about 12 noon i got upstairs and im kickin it… my cell phone rings… its john… he says ” nigga… today is the day ” mind you this nigga.. when he informed me he was gettin married… wasnt sure about the date at all, lol just was like… saturday or sunday… i dont know. he goes on ” im in riverside right now and im on my way to ontario yap yap yap yap…. we are leaving for vegas later” im like alright nigga… let me get my shit… im on my way. i got my shit together… cussin… because i had ALOT more work to do… but… this was important… so i was on the road. Not till 20 min before i hit Fontana… i found out from my cousin RJ that this nigga isnt really gettin married in vegas… but in Big Bear… and is going to vegas afterwards… well shit… cool… i thought i was gonna be HELLA behind! we all assemble at Dell house… and roll out to big bear… these niggas LEFT me because we ( john and theo ) was running late… and i needed gas. let this be a testimate to how fast i drive lol…. i stoped and got gass… these niggas, john and theo… kept rollin. we went up the 15 north… to the 215 south… to the 30 east… to the 338… umm UP! yes… fuckin UP… up the fuckin mountain… to the 18 east ( i think ) to hitchin post at big bear. Half way up the mountain… i caught Todd… who was coming from redlands ( which is closer to the mountain than fontana ) and started a lil bit before we did. next… i caught theo… who was right behind john… but john drives as fast as me so theo got left lol. BUT… i damn near caught john… who had got there a good 5 to 10 min before i did. lol i was DIPPIN up that mountain lol there was all kinda twist and turns and other shit like that… that shit was damn near fun… except for the cars and trucks and diesles coming the other way flying down the muthafucka ( i am terrffied of other peoples driving abilities! ). it didnt bother me all THAT much, except when we passed a diesel… fuck lol. But this nigga RJ… was hiding from the muthafuckin window… i look over… and this nigga is cussin silently to his self and got his seat all the way back. lookin at the fuckin sky lol. i said… nigga… what in the fuck is wrong with you! he goes… dogg… you see that 3000 foot drop of the side of this muthafucka>?!?!?!?! you aint over here!! you dont see this shit!! THIS SHIT IS HIGH AS FUCK NIGGA!! I CANT SEE THE GROUND!!! ah man… i was rollin lol this nigga was terrified… of course… oj is an asshole so i started drivin a lil faster AND swirved at random intervals to fuck with this nigga lol that shit was tha guts. lol but that drive was a muthafuckin CLIMB… we started out… saw a sign that said 2000 feet… then 3000… then 4… then ……. didnt see 5 or 6… but when shit leveled out… a sign poped up that said elevation: 7000 ft. THAS OVER A FUCKIN MILE! gotdamn! that was fuckin with me then! lol but by then we was done with the cliffs n shit lol but fuck…
anyway… the Collinssesesss….eessess…ess…es… ( fuck you… you say that shit out loud to your self! ) where married around 6… wedding was suppose to start at 5 lol. i took pictures ( that are still chillin on my camera… imma hear about them shits on thrusday lol ) it was nice. but… thas one more of the homies locked the hell down lol. Congradulations to John and Jessica Collins.
After that… i kicked it in the Fo for a min and went back home… worked a lil bit… went and kicked it at Chrstinas apt with everybody… cracked jokes… blacked out.

Sunday, May 25th.

My bank… Citibank… is fulla shit. period.
Today… OJ is in a bad bad place and doesnt feel good at all. end of fuckin story… didnt get shit done today…

Monday, May 26th.

Today is one of my best friends birthday… Mr Calvin Smith.
Happy Birthday nigga… High five. and lets not forget the customary ” fuck you ” for being that Hot day Older than a nigga lol

today hasnt really started yet… but who knows what bullshit the day holds for me. hopefully not too much… because i cant take no more… ive had to endure plently of shit this month. lost an auntie… lost a sister… lost 5 muthafuckin g’s and that aint even half of the shit a nigga could start complaining about.
i am seriously gonna snap on somebody… im at my muthafuckin peek.
imma have to turn off AIM and stop pickin up the phone ( as much as that would fuck with me ) in a lil while.

but yea… today is monday… memorial day… and i dont have shit planned… i aint doing shit… i dont wanna do a muthafuckin thing except for work… because i need to have a whole flash site ( that i havent started on ) done by fuckin friday.

so i guess it was the last Six days… the 7th hasnt come yet.
im going to sleep.


i posted this in soulcity like 2 min ago.
we have a roots and culture section in there… and somebody ask what people we making.

and yes… i can make more than just cheese cake. lol

Today… we will buss some Chicken Queidillas or as i like to refer to them as… Quesidilla del pollo ah la UHMAH!
lol we can fix the name later lol
basiclly… its Chicken Quesidilla’s with some OJ
im not a recipe writer so bare with me

youre gonna need a foreman grill for this… and if dont have one… youre fuckin up lol.

what i do is…

i get my frozen boneless chicken and i put it in a ziplock bag. and set it in some hot ass water… dont worry… your chicken wont boil. ( long as you use the bag ). but before i sit the frozen chicken in the water… i pour some marande in there so my shit will be extra flavorful. today i used Havana Garlic & and Lime… mmmmmmm * home drool *. Me personally i like to let my shit defrost and marinade at the same time. but this isnt nessicary…. however… i always defrost my shit and then go watch tv or get on the net… so i tend to forget about it… so thats why i do it at the same time… because chances are… by the time i remember i got something defrosting… the shit is well defrosted and well marinaded.
I usually buy the 10 min marinade…. imma impatient muhfucka, what can i say?
moving on.
after your shit is defrosted… throw it on the foreman. season that shit up to taste… i have some lawrys blend for poltury that is pretty good… but garlic salt and cyan pepper will alway be my favorite lol.
while your shit is cooking on the foreman ( mine cooks fast i cant set it… ). grade some mild cheedar cheese ( if youre like me… grade a lil extra for you to pick at while youre doin other shit ). chop up some onions, real small so you dont bite into any large ass peices of onion, even if you like your shit this way. i say this because onion is strong and it will take away from the other flavors and items in your quesidilla… such as the green onion and fresh clinatro your gonna also be cuttin up. Cilantro is kinda tricky tho. it doesnt have to be bought that day to be fresh… but you do have to keep that shit fresh or it will have NO TASTE! it ook me a year to learn this… but if you take your cilantro from the stroe and put it in a plastic bag… you can keep that shit for weeks lol. make sure you squeeze most of the air out of the bag when you open and close it tho.
by this time your chicken should be cooked for the most part. My father used to scare my black ass when i was little with salminla poisioning ( i know im spellin that shit wrong ) so most of the time when i cook chicken… i dont believe that shit is ready to eat untill something on that shit is Black like me or damn near there. but if you dont like that shit… watch your shit on the GF… flip it over a couple of times… i like to make cuts in my chicken as its cooking to let it cook all the way thru.
once your chicken is cooked and the threat of salminella is no more ( lol ) cut your chicken up into smaller peices… not too big because then your quesidilla will be hard to eat ( and cut up… we will get to that later ).
next you take a flour tortilla… ( this could get tricky… if you burn your self up… or your house… yo bad! ) lay it flat on your gas burning stove…. ( if you dont have a gas burning stove then you are basiclly assed out… get a flat skillet, turn that shit all the way and hope for the best! lol ) turn on the fire so that the fire is heating / cooking the torrila… wait about 10 to 15 seconds ( that COULD be too long… i never counted ) till the side being cookd is toasted or a tad black ( you know how i do! ) pick it up ( its gonna be hot… dont foldle the muhfucka )… flip that muhfucka over and do it for the other side. once that side is done… take the tortilla… and cover ONE SIDE… HALF… of it with cheese ( i said it like that because i had to learn the hard way the first time lol )… a good layer of cheese… depending on how much cheese you like with your food of course… if you have constipation issues… you might wanna go a lil lite on the cheese homie lol. next… from there… you go… chicken ( not all of it ) vegies, a lil bit of cheese, more chicken… maybe some veggies if you have some left… then another layer of cheese. fold your uncooked quesidilla in half… and put it back on the foreman…. and let that muhfucka toast to your liking. i usually take mine off when the i hear the cheese start to fry because it has melted all the way and is starting to leek out of the quesidilla. now… from here… you put your quesidilla on your plate…. ( its gonna be hella hot ) cut it in to 4 peices… kinda like a sun rise. ( fuck im gettin hungry all over again ) break out the sour cream… put a nice lil heep on your plate… from here… this is all preference. i get some season salt and sprinkle the top of the sour cream with season salt and cayanne pepper… and any left over onions, cilantro and green onions.
my ex girlfriend came over today and she had salsa with hers… im cool on that shit… even tho it lookd good as fuck lol.

after this… you dogg that shit with ruthless agression!

mmm i want another one!

shit!

And before i end this entry… i would like to say Happy Birthday to Brother Malcom X. Usually my family and I take this day as a holiday… but… i have shit to do, im pretty sure he would understand. lol
Let Malcom X be a reminder that, when they come against you… they will always use one of your own.
or pick you off from distance…
scary muthafuckas.
how you suppose to be superior… big and bad… but gotta shoot a nigga 100 + yards away?
or be sneaky about shit?
huh?
if a muhfucka was as bad as he say he is… he is suppose to come up to you and do you in his gotdamn self! face to face… man to man. you want me… YOU come and get me. muthafuckas!
anyway…let me get back to work…


i wanted to post something here… but i cant remember what it was… because i was inturputed by thought….

i wonder if you can send sars thru tha mail??

lol

man… i have so many sars jokes… its the guts.
ill spare the public… they are sorta racist lol.


Tonite i went to go see matrix reloaded….

yes… i saw it early… ( benifit of living in cali maybe? or at least in a major market ? hm? )
no im not a matrix nerd…
YES! MATRIX NERDS FUCKING STINK!!!
gotdammit… it was hot as fuck in there… and the pinko’s was out… stinkin up the fuckin joint… gotdamn.
anyway…

if you dont want the move to be spoiled for you by me… go head and keep on reading because its 1:16am and i have to get back to work… furthermore i am FAR to lazy to type a synopsis of this movie.
but i will say this.

it was SUPER LIVE!

and well worth seeing.
this movie will give you a deeper understanding of what in the hell is going on, and why shit works like it does.

the ending tho… questionable. but… there is another one coming out at the end of november, and with good reason!
oh yea… STAY TILL THE END OF THE OF THE CREDITS!!! a short trailer for The Matrix Revolution will ( should ) play afterwards.

the shit is two hours long… but its a good ass story… i enjoyed it.

And while im at it.

I also was at the premire of X2. same shit… buncha gotdamn pinko’s alotta fuckin humidity… alotta muthafuckin funk!
DO YOU PEOPLE SHOWER?! gotdamn! what tha fuck? there aint no reason for yall muthafuckas to smell like that!
anyway….

this shit was better than the first one… and also got deeper into the stories…

could this be a trend? Sequels will be liver than the first?
if so… sign me up!

any way
hi ho… hi ho… back to work i go…. ( beyach! )


i thought i was the only person….
but im not no more lol.
i mentioned this shit to Errin and now… she is also infected with my curse!
buss it:

When i get a email from Blackplanet stating that i have new notes. the email subject says ” New Notes! ” as im sure everybodys does… but….
i was sure that i was the only one who heard dj clue voice in thier head when they read the subject title….

like…

NEW NOTES!!!! *echo… of course*
BLACK PLANET DOT COM!!!
WE ON TOP OF THINGS!!!
DESERT STORM!!!!
SIGN UP FOR BP LOVE TODAY!!!
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!!!
HOLLA!!!! *echo*
( i could type lines and lines of clue brand hype for hours )

this shit is starting to happen too frequently…. i think i listen to too much downloaded music…
im starting to associate all hype with dj clue lol
its gettin bad…. pretty soon imma start hearing tht nigga voice when i get porn spam…. on some… DEEP THROAT SLUTS!!!! lol hell naw.
this nigga has seriously effected the way i look at shit lol
lol i need to cut this shit out.


damn… i can not think of a title for this damn entry…. oh well.

And now… for your reading pleasure… transcripts from an instant message converstaion by OJ and Max, Featuring Calvin during the second half of the Lakers ass kicking of the spurs.
Commentary by OJ.

OJ: UP BY A DUB!
MAX: yeah this about over

— it is annouced that kevin willis is to enter the basketball game —

OJ: kevin willis is a brute
MAX: thas why he played so long
OJ: yea nigga….
OJ: that nigga can brench press a bug lol

— we get a visual on Kevin Willis, and OJ spots a joke! —

OJ: gotdamn
OJ: kevin willis look like a black ass destro
MAX: LMAO
MAX: hell yeah
OJ: lmao
MAX: lol the black destro
OJ: LOL!!!!

— OJ goes over to another AIM window to share the joke with long time and good friend… Calvin —
— Calvin also has jokes, and now… we go back over to the AIM window with
Max to share Calvins gutty statment —

OJ: OJ: kevin willis looks like a black ass destro nigga….
CALVIN: yes he is in the Ugly Hall of Fame
CALVIN: and he has T-Rex arms
OJ: LMAO!!!!!
MAX: lol
MAX: so u sayin Kevin willis went to Jurrassic Park High?
OJ: LOL OH NO!!

— turns out… that Max is also sharing jokes with Calvin —

MAX: CALVIN: LMAO…that nigga eats goats for dinner
OJ: LMAO!!!!
MAX: I always thought he was a cyborg myself
MAX: like that van damme movie
OJ: lol gotdamn
OJ: LOL!!!!
OJ: or … like SOLO?!?!?!?
MAX: lmao
OJ: mario van peoples!!!
MAX: *dead*
OJ: lmao

— small break for game talk… —

OJ: damn no foul?!?!?
OJ: ANOTHER HOOK!!!!!!
OJ: WATCH NIGGA!!!
MAX: oh no
OJ: shaq is smart
OJ: !!

— joke reflection —

MAX: not solo
OJ: yes nigga…
MAX: *still laffin*
OJ: Solo!
OJ: LOL!!!
MAX: lol … kevin willis = da universal soldier
MAX: *whew*
OJ: there he go nigga!
OJ: LAY UP!
MAX: as soon as I say that he hits a shot
MAX: aw man….
MAX: that was so funny

— More jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes —

OJ: RUN SHAQ RUN!!!
OJ: lol
OJ: solo got him lol
MAX: solo always gets his man
OJ: LMAO!
OJ: they should have made a part two for BET lol
MAX: LMAO
MAX: arabesque films presents… solo in love
OJ: LOL!!!!
OJ: Solo in africa!
MAX: solo 2: electric boogaloo
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!!!
OJ: OH SHIT LMAO!!!

gutty shit indeed….
now for TNT’s Inside the NBA…
speaking of which… Danny Angie and his punk ass will no long offer his hella bias, stupid ass, so called aynalist skills for tnt basketball games. and i am a happy man because of it. dude sucks.


“KillaCal13” signed off at 3:15:54 PM.
“KillaCal13” signed on at 3:15:56 PM.
KillaCal13: My computer is a gay homosexual named Flaco….I don’t think I can emphasize that enough
OJ: LOLlmao hja ha
OJ: LOL AFUCK LOL
KillaCal13: for real…my computer wears pink hot pants and a purple do rag
OJ: LMAO
KillaCal13: and voted for Bush in the last election
OJ: LMAO!!!!!!! HELL NAW LOL

This nigga calvin has the coldest one liners followed by at least 5 lines of countiuned hype.