November 2002 - Uhmah Park

i just heard this dude say some shit like:

there is a big difference between the right girl… and the right now girl.

THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!

somebody need to make a song dammit

fuck i need a girl…

i need a right now girl lol shit

a inbetween the right girl… girl… lol somethin.

a fuckin stand in girl… pinch hitter girl….

lol

ok im done.


alright… so today… im on the 101 freeway on my way to Hollyweird ( Hollywood ) and ok… its the 101… and ok… its friday… but it was kinda early… so i wasnt expecting there to be a GANGA fuckin traffic! So… its friday… sun is beaming… not to hot tho ( had the sun roof open — i love my car 😀 )… bangin ummm, the first ol dirty and then the busta rhymes loud as fuck… doing the traffic thing… trying to find the fastest lane so i can be on my muthafuckin way… i fucking hate traffic.

the whole time im sittin in traffic… i notice random random police swervin thru taffic…. it kinda looked like they was goin to an accident or something… i didnt pay it no mimd tho… so im rollin.. and i see the traffic ahead speeding up… so i think to my self, because living in LA i have much experence with traffic and all that sucks to be stuck in tha shit, hey… something must have happen?

i turn to the right and try to get a peek ( turn down the radio because the police will pull you over if they here your shit ) and what in tha fuck do i gotdammit see?!?!?!

the police have stoped a blue dodge truck… that was old as fuck, with the truck of the bed FILLED WITH WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!

FILLED WITH WEED!!! COVERED WITH A BLUE TARP!!! there was weed just poking out of every damn where!! it wasnt like… dried and ready to smoke or no shit like that… it was freshly cut down and being taken some where…

not i only got a glempse of it… but dammit… i know weed when i see weed… and dammit… it was weed… plus i kinda smelled weed before i saw it… and i thought i was trippin… but i guess not.

i still cant believe i saw that shit… some old mexican dude was drivin the truck i guess and they had him on the side of the road posted…

im still kinda in shock… i will be checking the papers to see if i REALLY saw what i think/prettydamnsure/know i saw


yes… thats right… there is a THIRD TYPE OF ANT! lets review:

first we had the Ride or Die Ants

then came the Taliban Ants

and i swear that me and my family are not a buncha dirty muhfuckas… its just that out here for whatever reason, in some spots, ants just be on that shit. everybody gets ants sometimes… for no good fuckin reason… they just come… the muthafuckas will come RIGHT AFTER you finish cleaning your kitchen, like… YES! now we can set up around this muthafucka! the muhfuckas will go in to spots they dont fuckin belong, like places where there aint no food and aint never been no fuckin food, like the bathroom and the front fuckin door. i dont know what tha fuck.

but anyway… my dad is the guts, and has accidently identified a thrid type of ant.

the other day… BH ( before halle….. lol naw im just bullshitin lol the hype is over with… really… im over it… i promise lol ) i was at my parents house and me and my father was changin breaks… ( i gotta new car by the way… a ’90 q45… it cracks ). it was raining and what not. and i noticed a trail of ants going thru the garage…

i said: say… i thought yall got rid of the ants?

he said: ants? where??

so i showed him this thick ass trail of ants… i dont know where tha fuck they were going… i think the muhfuckas was just taking a short cut passing thru or some shit… i dont know.

my father says: oooh… them… them the nigga ants.

me: nigga ants?!?!( with lots of laugher in my voice ) how they the nigga ants?!?!?!?

my father says: ah… well… you know niggas. You tell niggas they cant be some place… and * in a slave like voice * WE GONE HAVE US A MARCH!!!

and he said it like… he was talkin shit… but not goin out of his way to make a joke… and still takin off my tire to my car

that shit was tha fuckin guts… i been laughin at that shit since saturday lol

but maybe it was one of those type of you had to be there type jokes


i love my fuckin job… i swear.

first of all… living in califorina, has its perks… living in LA has even more perks…. my job… has a whole bunch more than that.

today… i was backstage at the jay leno show… and i met the most NONhated on female of all time… and yes… the most beautiful female of our time… halle berry.

im sorry… i just had to document this shit…

i have met a buncha celebs… ( one of the perks of stayin in LA / my great ass job ) and ive never really felt the need to say… oh… i saw him or her or them. but dammit… HALLE? i really never thought id get a chance to see her in person one day… or actually meet her. i wouldnt be hypin it this bad… but man… ive never thought id get a chance to meet the best looking female on two feet ( that aint my momma 🙂 )

psshhh

i was in heaven for a lil while…

i walked up… and she was waiting to go on… had her back turned… me and some other dudes was just all standing there… staring hella hard… jockin!!!

i cant remember the last time ive openly jocked a female like that.

my mouth was really hangin open lol

she turned around and saw us loving our view, came up to us and said hi and what not. lookin extra great. sigh… i been smilin all day.

she is beautiful… period.

the whole shit was too rush rush so i didnt get a picture of me and her… but dammit… i have memories…

a buncha other shit happen today too ( raiders won… wooooo )… but fuck it… who cares… this was one of my highlights of the year…


alright…

I would like to announce that there will be a “Blow Out” Sale in my apt complex this saturday.

items from 50 cents and up!!

…. items include….

clothes… shoes… purses… books… CRYSTAL! VHS TAPES!! computer software!! Pictures! dolls… stuffed animals… ………………….. COFFEE CUPS!! used of course… lamps… TV Stand… rocking chair… cappuccino maker… a Bible… WITH LEATHER COVER!! bathroom accessories.

first… i wanna ask… VHS TAPES? lol man fuck it… i dont even wanna know…

but umm… who the hell sells coffee cups?? whos gonna buy that shit? i would like to see who actually buys them shits.

and lets just skip to the end…

A bible… with a leather cover… ( which is why my lazy ass started typing this shit for )

i really wanna know what type of super captialistic ass people i live around. how are you gonna sell the good word? honestly?

i can see chargin for the leather cover… MAYBE… but damn… lol how you gonna sell one bible… thats used… with a leather cover… is the leather cover suppose to make that shit more appealing?

how much do bibles normally run you anyway? but fuck… take that figure… and compare it to what these HEATHENS are selling the shit for… and ask your self… why dont i just buy a brand new bible?

who in the hell goes bible shopping?

i guess if youre that frequent church goer… and youre serious about it… you would impress the other church people with a bible with a leather cover…

and i guess.. if you was sittin there on sunday… and people were jocking your “new” bible with the leather cover… that you would be kinda proud.

but i dont know… everybody knows how OJ feels about church.

anyway… with this blow out lol

i wonder how much these people are actually gonna make…

in my ruder fucked up oj days… ( like last month ) i would have found a way to ask somebody that lives over there lol

but fuck it.