Uhmah Park

Month: November 2002

Some Real Shit

i just heard this dude say some shit like: there is a big difference between the right girl… and the right now girl. THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!! somebody need to make a song dammit fuck i need a girl… i need a right now girl lol shit a inbetween the right girl… girl… lol somethin. a fuckin stand in girl… pinch hitter girl…. lol ok im done.

I Cant Believe I Saw This Shit

alright… so today… im on the 101 freeway on my way to Hollyweird ( Hollywood ) and ok… its the 101… and ok… its friday… but it was kinda early… so i wasnt expecting there to be a GANGA fuckin traffic! So… its friday… sun is beaming… not to hot tho ( had the sun roof open — i love my car 😀 )… bangin ummm, the first ol dirty and then the busta rhymes loud as fuck… doing the traffic thing… trying to find the fastest lane so i can be on my muthafuckin way… i fucking hate traffic. […]

The Nigga Ants

yes… thats right… there is a THIRD TYPE OF ANT! lets review: first we had the Ride or Die Ants then came the Taliban Ants and i swear that me and my family are not a buncha dirty muhfuckas… its just that out here for whatever reason, in some spots, ants just be on that shit. everybody gets ants sometimes… for no good fuckin reason… they just come… the muthafuckas will come RIGHT AFTER you finish cleaning your kitchen, like… YES! now we can set up around this muthafucka! the muhfuckas will go in to spots they dont fuckin belong, […]

Hell yea

i love my fuckin job… i swear. first of all… living in califorina, has its perks… living in LA has even more perks…. my job… has a whole bunch more than that. today… i was backstage at the jay leno show… and i met the most NONhated on female of all time… and yes… the most beautiful female of our time… halle berry. im sorry… i just had to document this shit… i have met a buncha celebs… ( one of the perks of stayin in LA / my great ass job ) and ive never really felt the need […]

Get em before thier gone people….

alright… I would like to announce that there will be a “Blow Out” Sale in my apt complex this saturday. items from 50 cents and up!! …. items include…. clothes… shoes… purses… books… CRYSTAL! VHS TAPES!! computer software!! Pictures! dolls… stuffed animals… ………………….. COFFEE CUPS!! used of course… lamps… TV Stand… rocking chair… cappuccino maker… a Bible… WITH LEATHER COVER!! bathroom accessories. first… i wanna ask… VHS TAPES? lol man fuck it… i dont even wanna know… but umm… who the hell sells coffee cups?? whos gonna buy that shit? i would like to see who actually buys them shits. […]