October 2002 - Uhmah Park

man…

basketball season begins today

and a nigga is hella excited!!!!

WOOOOOO

4 peat for the lakers!!!!

i gotta post the pictures from the laker parade from the thrid championship…

if i ever finish this shit im working on… ill do that next….

in closing… i would like to say… fuck the sacramento kings!!!


and now…. jheri curl watch 2002

on this edition of jheri curl watch…

id like to reference a commerical i just saw… for the chrysler PT Cruiser.

the one where the two guys buy a tv and bring it back to the PT Cruiser… and its too small so they go get a bigger one and it wont fit in the elevator… yap yap yap.

does the darker guy in the beige shirt have a jheri curl?

or am i trippin?

the jheri curl is coming back… we cant let it happen. the jheri curl is ungood!

lol

and speaking of the PT cruiser… i dont like them damn cars.

they look like hearses for midgets to me.

im not impressed at all


i wonder why sheep grow hair all over thier body… except for thier faces?

that shit is werid to me.

man… and while im thinking about sheep… what tha fuck purpose to sheep serve in the circle of life anyway? ( outside of wool )

all they do is walk around and eat grass… what else do they do? honestly?

sheep are the land version of the gold fish…

extra pointless… and feeders for bigger stronger animals.

i mean fuck… can they even escape a preditor? a gazel can at least run for its life… even a rabbit can make that mad dash…

what in the fuck is a sheep gettin away from? a fuckin sheep couldnt even out run a three legged dogg!!!

sheep fuckin suck… thru out the history of animal characters… has there been one significant sheep character? NO!!! not even the one of that spin off from garfield… us farms… that muhfucka was a background character and didnt even have a big part in any story.

fuckin turtles have had better parts than sheep… and they REALLY dont do shit.

sheep have got to be the most uninteresting animals ever.

the only thing i can ever see doing with a sheep is kicking it in tha ass

( not fucking it in the ass… for all you lonely farmers out there with internet access )

that is the only possible fun i can see a sheep providing anybody.

you cant even have a pet sheep!!

who in tha fuck would want one?!?!?

you could probably keep a pet sheep on tha fuckin porch of your apt and it would be alright. how great of a fuckin pet is that??? you cant play with tha muhfucka or nothing. you cant even take the muhfucka out on the street and get attention like you can a dog… or a pariot… or a lizard of some sort. if people saw you on the street with a sheep. they would just think you were fuckin… werid… country… and if you was a dude… they would think you were fucking the sheep, and you are taking your girl out on the town or some shit ( lol at least thats some shit id say lol )

fuckin sheep …

they will follow anybody with a oddly shaped stick and a dog.

nobody even wants to see sheep have sex.

how bad is that?

nobody is interested in sheep.

GIRLS arent even interested in sheep… now thats when you know a animal fuckin sucks.

girls like any fuckin thing.

…. sheep? who gives a fuck?

animal rights activist dont even care about sheep.

now that is all the way bad.

you never see animal rights activist circling farms protesting… Stop fuckin the sheeps!!! Stop fucking the sheeps!!! no… nobody even cares… shit… i dout tha sheep them selves even care.

they should test out more shit on sheep… nobody gives a fuck no way… shit… i would.

sheep are meaningless…

im going to start caling meaningless ass people who serve no purpose at all… SHEEP.

lol the homie Max suggests the term ” Sheeple ”

lol which is the guts.

anyway…

im cooled off now… i just got back from the club homebody in my apt is tryin to open up… a nigga was kinda drunk… and sweatin. now im dry… tired… and still kinda buzzed. this was the most fun ive had in the valley since i moved here about a year ago.

the valley sucks… like sheep. this is fuckin sheepville.

im blackin out now.


from earlier… i feel asleep. all the bullshit today wore me out.

man… im watchin videos today.

a hour aint even passed… and im already beyond irritated.

normally… i dont watch BET or MTV… but this nigga Calvin ( who finally has comments on his shit ) told me that the new WC video was tha guts. so i got this shit on.

lemmie see if i can remember some of the shit ive seen today.

ummm… first i caught the end of the BABY video by ashanti… im sorry… but i dont have a problem with ol girl.. but i guess because imma dude… and i dont hear her shit all the time… because i dont listen to the radio or watch bet and mtv… so im safe.

time out… some commercial just went off for some shit called ‘ just my size ‘ talkin about… i am not those models… i wear a size… 10… 16… 12… 14………………..24….

umm? 24 homie?

you need to just hit the track dogg… i mean shit… i understand that real females aint all zeros and 4’s and yap yap yap… but 24?!?! hell muthafuckin naw… that shit aint attractive..

shit.. just hit the weights

just put the pork chop down

just skip a meal

just cut some gotdamn sugar out your diet

just want better for your self shit…

anyway…

black street is proforming on 106 and park. lol and im kinda upset at that shit lol.

they interviewind these niggas and they talkin about they got back together because they grew up and became men… yap yap yap… yea right lol… i read some where tha TR is broke lol. and is filing chapter 13.

what was funnier than that is the kids in the crowd didnt really remember ‘ no diggity ‘ cuz all these muhfuckas was like 9 when this shit came out lol.

oh no… they are coming out with a new album. and the single is terrible lol… the video is a bite off every video that made number 1 in the last 2 years. lol

movin on…

umm… i saw some bullshit by the 504 boys…

man… i ALREADY dont like master p… and trust me it was hard to sit thru this shit. and then… they came with the farari with the muthafuckin gucci print. gotdammit!! i was fuckin done… but of course… its no limit… so they are gonna blow it more… they had all kinda gucci and louie vaton (sp) shit all over the place…

man… im just wondering who these muthafuckas are trying to impress…. GUCCI DONT MAKE SEATS!!

sigh… i wish he would stop bitin. i really do.

its real obvious he is now on some cash money hood rich shit.

they are about to do a journeys in black on master p on bet ( ive never seen this show ). they need to do a synopsis on all the trends and styles that he’s ganked and the orginators they came from…

ok… and here we have Mario… wanting his girl to come and braid his hair. i can honestly say that when i was between the ages of 10 and 17 i would not have liked this nigga. even tho i would be in his proper target market… fuck that… fuck it… and id be like fuck him. but… im 23.. and im not suppose to like this niggas music. so fuck it. one thing tho… why does it look like he shot this video partly on the side of a mall? like where the big trucks hit the corner to bring in all the new shit? i dont know… thats what it look like to me.

keep it movin… craig david is now on 106 and park. is it just me? or to foriegners accent just up and fuckin disappear when they jump on a track?

ooh… earlier… i saw tha top 5 reggae/dancehall videos ever… lol man… they played my dolly my baby… that shit is still tight dammit lol i dont giva fuck lol… and that old mad lion shit… take it easy… TOO MANY SUCKAS AND NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!! but the killer was… mr lova man!!! SHABBA!!!!! lol everybody on my buddy list that i was talkin to when that shit came on got a big ass SHABBA!!!! on there IM lol. That nigga John ( my cousin ) called the house in the middle of the video and got a big ass SHABBA!!!! in his ear when i picked up the phone. imma be sayin that shit for the rest of the day lol.

hmm… what else have i seen today thus far.

oh… the nelly and kelly video.

well… i have nothing bad to say about kelly rowland ( who has a tight sight by the way lol ). shes a nice person. but nelly tho? i can not figure why this nigga constantly wears a bandaid on his face? gotdamn that is some backwards shit.

but…. one thing i did like about this video… is the classic car he had posted in the shit… i cant remember what kind of car it was. shit was fuckin hard tho. i know it was a chevy… i just dont know what kinda chevy.

( fyi… oj loves classic hot rods )

why is it that all the murder inc videos manage to put the title of the song in the video… in addition to the lil titile in the bottom left hand corner?

i dont get it?

anyway…

LL and this damn i can luv you better bullshit is terrible.

GOTDAMMIT this pepsi commercial gets on my fuckin nerves… with all the kids dancing n shit? fuck!! anyway…

some shit came on earlier by some girl group named iysis or some shit… shit was called… imma die single if i cant have you, or some shit like that? dammit… i hate when shit like the song in this song happens… niggas be goin around ruining good females… and then when you meet them.. they got all kinda bullshit baggage. shit is irriatating.

ah shit!! MOVE BITCH!!!!

this shit is tha guts… i gotta get this shit in tha car!! i love this shit… the hook is great… i often find my self in traffic… and this shit is fuckin perfect… GET OUT THE WAAYYYYY!!!!! hell yea…

one thing tho… i do wanna go back to ATL sometime in the near future… but watchin this video as kinda put a ” ehhhhh i dunno ” in a nigga plans… because if i go to a muthafuckin club… and a muhfucka hit ME with a elbow… on some get rowdy… throw them bows shit… fuck that im gettin violent… i might have to stay away from the clubs… or post on the wall, somethin… i cant fuck wit itl.

ok… im not a b2k fan. im not in the target market… im not suppose to be a damn b2k fan… but hey… the video came on… and i watched it. i cant figure out how these niggas manage to do some kinda hype ass dance moves to ANY SONG?!?!

maybe its just me. but they stay groovin lol

sigh…

the neptunes get live.

the clipse however? fuckin blow out loud. just as bad as nelly… IF NOT WORSE!!

and does it look like pharrel should be drivin a big rig for a living rather than making beats? or maybe im trippin. aint no tellin…

ah… i dont like the ying yang twins… but i might have to hop on this by my self shit… lol because i often find my self goin places by my GOTDAMN self. and a whole lotta other shit by my GOTDAMN self…

man fuck… this damn dub C video aint came on yet… and i dont know how much more of this bullshit i can stand.

fuck it.


this morning… about 11 somethin

i made the bestest ( its a word… kiss my ass.) breakfast.

scrambled eggs

grits

turkey sausage

and two wallfles.

man…

on papper it seems like a bit much.

but damn that shit was good.

its like 230 am… and im pondering what i should make tommorrow ( this ) morning.

because i know imma be up at 9… and wont fuck around and make up my mind till like 10:30.

i dont know tho… i might have to work all day tommorrow.

we shall see.

before i end this.

im starting to notice, on a lot of bloggers… muhfuckas pictures be lookin like survalince camera (sp) photos? or is it just me?


i would like to take this time out to spread the gospel of Orange Juice.

tha shit is good

period

i suggest upon reading this blogger… you go out and get you some orange juice so you can feel as great as i feel at this very moment.

orange juice makes every thing right with the world… momentarly anyway.

ahh

back to work.


if Black is the color of justice.

Then why cant Black people get no justice?

hm?