Uhmah Park

Month: January 2002


you ever see those monster truck commericals? man… why is this a sport? is it a sport? where is the compitition? who can roll over already rolled over cars the fastest? i mean foreal… why? foreal… why? come on man… lol. tha track is super short… its only like 6 cars… they are already crushed… they dont replace em after every race. is the point even to crush the fuckin cars?? white trash are hella uninventive and easy to entertain…. seems like a wide open market lol.

the uhmah scripts….

The Five27 Manuscripts section of my site is now done and avliable for viewing… yea i know i bullshited on doing it… and that is simply because i am a lazy/busy muhfucka. i know your asking your self… wow? how can a muhfucka be LAZY and busy at the same time? well… depending on what time of the day you ask me… i might say some shit like… ” im busy at being lazy ” or something along those lines. but the truth is… ive been working… alot… and i dont have time to do too mucha shit that wont […]

i fuckin blew it this time boy….

ok…. in NORMAL circumstances i pride my self on learning from other peoples mistakes… so usually when a nigga blows it… i have no previous examples. but aint no way in tha fuck i coulda really saw this comming. ok… i already have this stupid ass fear of getting all my socks and draws stolen. because i live in an apartment building… and i cant keep my eyes on my shit when i wash it. but here my lazy ass goes… i was starting to run out of socks and draws… i was down to my “nigga needs to do […]

2:22 am confessions

the other night… at 12:22 pacfic standard time… and 2:22 am texas time, tha homie, J-Dubya… calls me and confesses that the peanut butter and jelly sammish this nigga had just made was tha livest shit he’s tasted in a very long time. i dont remember what tha nigga said verbatum… but basiclly he hyped tha fact that tha pbj he was snackin on was hella good. lol nigga was blowed by the way.. if anybody is wondering. i am the pbj man round these parks. so thats why tha nigga felt the need to call me and let me […]

Your nothin but a Hater!

“Hater” this word is thrown around too often. if i dont like some shit another nigga like… this bastard is quick to call me a hater… just because i dont like what he likes… what kinda dumb ass shit is that? For example. Lets say…. if OJ doesnt like something RJ likes…. ( just an example… my cousin has more gotdamn sence than tha retards around this muhfucka ) RJ says to OJ: Ahh nigga… stop hatin… this shit is tight! – Enter plain and simple fuckin logic – did it ever occur to you, stupid muthafucka, that i just […]

bullshit…. via tha barrio

Barrio…..Vadeo… umm vadio… shit… tha hood, ese style… i dont know how to spell that shit… and that is why this is some muthafuckin bullshit ive been living in califorina my WHOLE LIFE ( not counting tha 15 months i spent in HELL ) southern califorina…. and there are a lot of latinos here… i mean more than plenty… it was thiers first… fuck it. who cares. shit aint mine… its cool… in my 22 years… ive had alot of mexican friends… i mean alot… damn near as many mexican friends as black friends… but not ONE of them muhfuckas […]