Death By Snu Snu

on January 26, 2012 in Blowed Thoughts

If you dont know what Death By Snu-Snu is about. Its ok, but if I were you, I’d hate myself to some degree lol. Anyway, last night I saw somebody on my twitter timeline talking about this guy that died from having sex with a big chick. She busted a nut, and passed out right on top of this man. Well last night when I saw this I was pretty damn high; and seeing that got me to thinking about a few things:

A mf died.. he let a fat chick ride him. She came, collapsed on him. This mf suffocates. Can i ask how big was this wmn was?

I wonder did he get to nut before or as she collapsed on him? Clearly he was a small man and into being crushed.

So as she was crushing him, did he nut? Then realize he was bein suffocated? Or was his gettin it in immediately halted as he fought

every man has had their dick get them into all kinds of bullshit. But as he was fighting for his life and realized it was the end.. shit..

Out of all the ways to die over some pussy, that has got to be in the top 5 of the most bullshit ass way to die over some pussy lmao

He was probably under her thinking that he always wanted to die having sex…. but not like this. Lmao

She had to be A LOT bigger than him tho. Gotdamn! As a man, not being able to push a woman off u? She had to be huge.

How did she feel when she woke up and found her lover dead from her being passed out on top of him for way too long. Gross lol

I wonder how long she was on top of this man? I wonder how long it took for him 2 die. how long did it take for him 2 realize it was the end

I wonder if she did something about her weight after that? Thats some shit to have on ur mind. I ate my way into killing a mf i was fuckin

I wonder how she feels every time she wakes up on her stomach? Lol.. mortified. Oh no? I have i killed again?

 

The last one cracked me the fuck up. I laughed at that shit like I didnt think of it.

 

Reference: here is the full episode lol. shit was hilarious

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Metropolis II

on January 5, 2012 in Cool Shit

I am truly fascinated by this. Im going to try to go see it this weekend. This is fucking awesome. I love stuff like this. I want to smoke a blunt and stare at all the moving parts for hours.

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Metta… World…. PEACE!!!!!!!!

on December 29, 2011 in Sports

This was way too awesome. I feel like this is the reason Ron changed his name. So there could be moments like this!! LMAO!!! Im a big Ron Artist aka @MettaWorldPeace fan. Im glad to see him playing better this season. At least in the last two games. I think he has found his groove.

A lot of people think the whole Metta World Peace thing is dumb. I like it. When he announced the change, he said something like the wanted to promote world peace. He wanted to get people talking about it and for it to be out there or whatever. I cant really bring myself to hate on something like that, or think its dumb. Not that I’d take that option or ever suggest it for anybody lol. And with his name, hate it or love it or think its dumb, the phrase “World Peace” jumps out of your mouth and from your finger tips a lot more than it used to. Which is the point. Rather you think its dumb or not.

Kevin Harland said this his name like he was trying to promote peace through force, rather than diplomacy! lmao

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Occupy My Night Stick!

on December 22, 2011 in Guttie Shit

The Occupy Wall Street Lego set is now here!!! HOLY SHIT! this is fucking hilarious!!! Kids being involved in adult jokes is damn near ALWAYS funny to me! They came through and crashed the camp n shit. Shout out to my cousin Chris for posting this to facebook. Ive watched this like 8 times

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Herman Cain gets Barbra Walters to do her best Lil Jon

on December 20, 2011 in Guttie Shit

Like a lot of Daily Show viewers, Im pretty fucking high when Im watching the Daily Show. The other night, this segment comes on and damn near kills me!!! Even though Herman Cain has dropped out of the presidential race, he clearly still loves me and tried to kill me with this. I wonder if he was thinking about me when he said this. “I will say this, the shows will pick up on it; then OJ will damn near piss his pants laughing at this shit”. Thats the only explanation I can think of for this answer.

I appreciate the audacity in other people. So this Balls of the Week award this is already something Im looking forward to. lol

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